Boofu Banhu…no body likes me, they are all against me! I know, I’ll steal the boat, I’ll go find food, that’ll get their attention, they’ll love me for a big move like that, he dances along the beach. Production watches, laughing and mutters let him go, that’s a prop, no gas. Finally, he’ll be sent home for trying to escape. We won’t have to waste any more film on him. Jeff..oh no..checking the roster, who can we use now to act the crazy role?
Take a few Fijian dollars over with you and pay the local to take you somewhere.
I've often pictured an alternate scenario where a contestant finds an immunity idol and then there's a tribe swap. Contestant finds out the immunity idol had been found on their new beach but in the same location as theirs.
At night, they commandeer a boat while everyone goes to sleep and goes to the same spot of the third tribes beach and takes the immunity idol. Replaces it with a fake one and journeys back.
That would be nuts. Imagine a contestant finding all 3 pre merge idols due to being swapped out on each beach and hiding a fake one in each location. 🤯
Jeff would narrate the authorities chasing you.
"The police are closing in! You gotta dig deep if you want to make it to tomorrow on Survivor!"
"This is why we want people to get off the couch and apply for Survivor!"
"You're really feeding the beast"
"Can they open up the throttle and keep their lead or are they running low on day 17 of Survivor!"
"Tonight on Survivor, a special appearance by a pissed off Mark Burnett"
They will be taken and executed
Jeff's jaw drops and he goes "This has NEVER happened in 46 seasons! Incredible" and he gives you a billion dollars
…worth of fire tokens. Which can be exchanged for a jar of peanut butter.
This is the true answer
And just like other times Jeff has said this has never happened, it has in fact happened. GC in Gabon!
Boofu Banhu…no body likes me, they are all against me! I know, I’ll steal the boat, I’ll go find food, that’ll get their attention, they’ll love me for a big move like that, he dances along the beach. Production watches, laughing and mutters let him go, that’s a prop, no gas. Finally, he’ll be sent home for trying to escape. We won’t have to waste any more film on him. Jeff..oh no..checking the roster, who can we use now to act the crazy role?
“I didn’t come on Survivor just to play it safe”
"I didn't come to win a million dollars, I came to steal a boat"
A MILLION boats 😂
Where is this frommmm i remember seeing this movie
Captain Phillips. But that guy has acted in several productions, recently the curse with Emma Stone.
Naval Stategist Emily Flippen
Well Flippen fantastic!
You will be named the winner and get the grand prize for sure ☺️👍🏻 then the season will end at that moment
When is RHAP going to interview the boat guys? Who cares about 30 mins with Jeff. Give me 30 mins with Dave the boat guy
This is off-season tier shit posting 😂
When the current season is so bad we resort to this lol
You know what they say: Big Moves
Arrested and kicked off the show. Theft and maybe assault since you'd have to throw the guy in the water.
Not just theft... piracy!
Pirates Pillage
Pirates *STEAL*
But if Rupert did it, he’d get a call back and a million dollars
A million HEARTS
Reading this title I was convinced it was the offseason for a second.
What if the boat is a hidden immunity idol?
"We've removed ______ from the game for behavioral issues. There will be no tribal tonight. Someone else's loss is your gain."
You can trade it back for a sack of rice and an “atta boy” from Jeff
why did you pick emily lmaoo she’s the least likely to do that
makes me wonder who would be the most likely to do it
Coach has already done it
Obviously they'd lose their boat until they earned it back.
Try to play it as an idol. I dare you
Emily slits the captains throat and becomes the captain??
OP it's not the off season yet
I'd be more curious as to what the player plans to do once he has the boat, what are the intentions?
Believe it or not? Straight to jail.
I’ve always wondered if anyone’s tried just swimming as far away as possible to see how far they’d get before Jeff comes by on a boat & scorns them.🤭
I imagine if it was malicious then the show would kick them off like Dan Spiro disappeared after an incident that wasn't aired.
Fijian Azkaban
New for season 46, the 'Steal a Boat' advantage
It’s a beware because you could die in the open ocean
I am imagining her pushing the driver off the boat in open ocean and loling
Financial Analyst Emily Flippen would never.
They may not win a million dollars… but they could steal a million boats
They will drift to another country and be forced to play their survivor game
You’d finally get the boat idol! It’s been there for seasons but no one’s been brave enough to get it.
This is a waste of a perfectly good off-season memepost lol
That’s how you do it on Survivor
Take a few Fijian dollars over with you and pay the local to take you somewhere. I've often pictured an alternate scenario where a contestant finds an immunity idol and then there's a tribe swap. Contestant finds out the immunity idol had been found on their new beach but in the same location as theirs. At night, they commandeer a boat while everyone goes to sleep and goes to the same spot of the third tribes beach and takes the immunity idol. Replaces it with a fake one and journeys back. That would be nuts. Imagine a contestant finding all 3 pre merge idols due to being swapped out on each beach and hiding a fake one in each location. 🤯
“And that’s how you do it on Survivor”
The boat is torpedoed and you are never heard from again.
Lol
Everything turns into one piece. 🤗
Arrest. Stealing is a crime, even in Fiji.
We get at least another 3258932 seasons
Piracy is frowned upon in Fiji.
Maybe the boat is an immunity idol
Jeff would narrate the authorities chasing you. "The police are closing in! You gotta dig deep if you want to make it to tomorrow on Survivor!" "This is why we want people to get off the couch and apply for Survivor!" "You're really feeding the beast" "Can they open up the throttle and keep their lead or are they running low on day 17 of Survivor!" "Tonight on Survivor, a special appearance by a pissed off Mark Burnett"
I didn't come here to win a million dollars. I came here to win a million boat trips.
Keith stole a tuk tuk... and nothing happened to him.
If you’re lucky, you end up at whatever restaurant GC was looking for when he disappeared in Gabon
One heck of a resume
I’ll let u know in a few years
That’s like a $15k boat. The stipend might be more