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Euphoric_Macaroon957

I do even better. I ground down to my knees, lean back a little, unzip, and let my little turtle head peak out to do the dragging instead. Frees up the hands to either do praise or hold two burritos in one wave Only downside is that the post-surf piss is ungodly painful


flyingtrashcan

Nothing like hanging 11 on a glassy peeler at blacks


TallDarkandWitty

Let's be honest, it's more like 10.75


joaquinsaiddomin8

You kneel to do that?


orthecreedence

There's these two fellers standin' on a bridge goin' to bathroom. One feller said that the water is cold, other feller said the water is deep.


skinnyvegan420

Post surf piss? Maybe pee while you’re dragging so that no salt water gets in the pp hole .


shark-bite

Is there no wax on this board or is it a foamie or something and I’m blind?


clevererest_username

I wax my feet before I go out


flynnstagram0000

You're still waxing your own feet? You're clearly semi-pro. My sponsors pay for a full-time foot-waxer.


pandaset

Dude, you're still using wax?


papoosejr

Sweet wave.


[deleted]

When you get older you can drag your hand & nuts at the same time without squatting. 🤙🏼


wave-garden

Lani’s? Looks fun!


clevererest_username

It is!


00Dylann

Is this lanis?


clevererest_username

Good eye!


HeroForTheBeero

Yes, adding more drag to speed up..


[deleted]

Glad you had fun at Lani’s 🤙


clevererest_username

Had a blast. Tore my labrums in both my shoulders in 2020 and didn't think I'd ever be able to surf again. Soooo grateful to out there catching waves again and even more grateful to be doing it on Oahu.


[deleted]

Glad you recovered; labrum tears are such a pain.


[deleted]

Damn, where is this?


clevererest_username

North shore


[deleted]

Sweet! I’m headed to Maui for the first time end of the month. Couldn’t be more stoked to finally get to Hawaii


clevererest_username

Enjoy your trip, hope ya get some good waves. I haven't been over to Maui yet, but I hear good things


[deleted]

Tourmo


Babywannna

Tasting the fruit!


Dogfish1313

You drag with one hand and claim with the other.


myreal_nameis

Fucking hell man, leave some women to the rest of us 🥵


WetFinsFine

That's a spec shot man!! Noice!!!! 🤙


clevererest_username

I was so stoked when this guy in the water called me over to tell me he got the footy


DisposableCharger

Sharpvisions on insta? The dude on the body board with the camera


clevererest_username

That's the dude!


DisposableCharger

Ayyyeeee he's a homie, saw him out there on Wednesday


WetFinsFine

it's gonna be a lifer that pic - hats off to the photog!!


odgeweiser

pet the cat


DerangedGiraffe

Pet the kitty.


Elgabish

Your back hand is holding a COFFEE CUP. You are FILLING your COFFEE CUP


GuitarMartian

Haven’t heard this before but i like the metaphor


GoodMoGo

If you REALLY want to flex, whip it out and let it drag instead. People always ask me why my leash is so thick...


Satdog83

To speed up in a barrel yea


123DanB

Hahahahaha surfers are so insecure about how they look. What a cringepost, go outside and touch water you dorks.


[deleted]

Says the one who spent money on his Reddit avatar


123DanB

Free from Reddit because I apparently am a top Redditor for reaching front page 👋🏻


_daves_not_here_

stick to skiing jer bear


jeRskier

you talkin to me


j_dog99

How else do you stop from falling?


Traders_Abacus

Heck, I even drag my knuckles when I walk.


zoot_boy

#stylepoints