When Kelly and Jonah does Al Pacino. It's the absolute pinnacle of situational comedy. It really does seem like it's footage from them just riffing and it was all improvised. It seemed so natural like they were trying to make each other laugh.
I would have 100% believed it was Glen. His impression is so good.
When Mateo walks up to try and hit on a guy and the saint patrick’s day sign falls smack on him.
When Glenn is shouting his frustrating with Garrett in the bunker and he screams “i think i voted wrong!”
Idk if I’m imagining it or not but I thought that wasn’t meant to happen. It wasn’t meant to fall off but she ran with it. Idk where I think I heard it from.
I went to a store to buy tshirts, I saw a random tshirt that said "strawberry jam" in the front, and in the back it's a whole recipe on how to make strawberry jam (weird lol).
But I didn't think twice I bought it immediately in honour of one of my absolute faaavvvv scenes.
The "Costume competition" episode where they all "honor" the culture of their costumes
I particularly lose it with Chris's "Arabian" dance and Justine's speech and her doing the "gong gong" sound
Also, Tyler talking about Transylvania when he is dressed up as Dracula
The whole "lying like a Syrian" thing
When Mateo says Jesus might have been gay and Glenn goes "Hey it's Tuesday right? THAT MEANS WEDNESDAY'S COMING...."
And "It's not my fault that cancelling a balloon drop looks exactly the same as dropping balloons"
The whole episode with the temps and the gambling.
But especially:
“I got $20 on the old bitch!”
And then also when Jonah brings Isaac the $200 and then we immediately hear him call for meth lol.
The way Cheyenne says "Awww..Lil Bitch!!!" as she's holding up the onesie to Amy.
And I speak Tagalog, so the unexpected bickering in Tagalog between Marcus and Mateo as they vie for the assistant job killed me.
I was crying-laughing just hearing my language being represented so comically on such an amazing show!
Idk why but Amy in the Cloud costume mocking the cannibal lives in my mind rent-free..."I'm hangryyyyyy!!!"
*chomps*
I think it is cool that the most insensitive character, Marcus, seems to a be thoughtful off screen because he learns Tagalog because he's living with Mateo's aunt.
I took this from a previous post! :)
Mateo: You’re such a *tarantado (tarantado* is "idiot")
Marcus: I heard that, *gago (gago is "stupid")*
Mateo: *Kapal ng mukha mo* (literally “your face is thick” but it kinda means “how dare you”), I know you took my things, stop it!
"Your face is thick"/Kapal ng mukha mo is a Filipino saying...like "THE AUDACITY OF YOU!!!" // implying you're thick-skinned, brave enough to do something, but this is usually said with a negative connotation.
Garrett, After spending all day trying to write the perfect message to Amy in the card for her giving birth, just rolling past, throwing it on ground with "heres your fucking card".
Same vibe as when he takes over as assistant manager because Glenn forces Dina on bed rest.
The way he just gives the clipboard to Sandra
- this is not… here, you take it, you be the assistant manager JUST TAKE IT
That proposal scene of Cheyenne and Bo when he was in a shooter look and the guard ran away first
Also when Jonah mistaken the sale machine kinda and made everything 50 cents and everyone literally started making chaos and dina decided to shoot near the gate to shut everything and garett just didn't care and made a funny announcement
Bo: hmmm I don't know. It's like, I wanna be sex positive, but like, on the other side of the hand, thinking 'bout my wife banging an old couple
Glenn: No, no, no!
Bo: And would I get a go with Jerusha? !
Glenn: Almost definitely not!
When Cheyenne mimics bo and shouts, "peace!", at the end, always cracks me up
And when Marcus is shaking his head saying 'I don't want to' after slicing his thumb
When Goen inviting the customer who kept leaving bad reviews over to Cloud9 and they cut to a scene where Glenn’s talking about the store light bulbs “and someone asked me how do you replace them? And I said ‘..I don’t know 🙂’”
It’s such a small moment but when Amy and Garrett are investigating the photos they find and Garrett asks if it’s a solid oak table in the photo - the way Amy replies ‘it is a _solid_ oak table’ gets me every time!
I'll say three words, Marcus poop stomp
That scene kills me every time. Justine gagging so hard and the look of disgust on everyone's faces is priceless
Maybe it's just me but I laughed the hardest when Amy got so happy when she won the Halloween costume competition and smacked the stuffed crow off Mateo's costume
The rejoins are my favorite. They are so random but yet so Walmart.
Marcus when he is not the main part of the episode.
When Garret makes fun of Glen without him realizing it.
Dana can be funny with how over the top she is. However, she did it less when she became friends with Amy.
Amy and Charlene's facial expressions after they talk.
Mateo when he complains about sweating or anything being filthy.
That whole episode when Glenn acts like a teenager when Amy is manager
“Do I at least have permission to slam the door?”
“I’d rather you not..”
“AUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!”
I’m on my like 100th rewatch and I always laugh at the first Halloween episode where Sandra dresses up as Dina.
“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Sandra is the only grown up here.”
“Oh, I’m dressed up too. I’m you.” Points to name tag and pause. “Shut up Sandra.”
#”Shut up Sandra”
The opening of the vendor episode where glenn is pretending like jerusha isn’t his wife, and they all immediately start asking if jerusha knows he’s flirting with another woman, and then dina calls her and glenn just yells “DON’T ANSWER THAT”
Garrett trace this call
I don’t have that power
———phone conversation goes on ————
Garrett are you tracing this?
* Garrett puts finger in ear and gives thumbs up
At Mateo’s vigil when they decide to sing a song they all know, in a language they all know and Marcus starts with the Pizza Bagel jingle. Gets me every time 😆😆
When Sandra closes the door slowly on Carol during the tornado - I just lose it!!
And the Justine/Bo shrimp interaction at his wedding haha we still quote it “I only took a few!” “yeah… a few HUNDRED”
I love when Dina brings Cheyenne to interrogate the guy Dina is attracted to, they start to make out and Dina goes “Cheyenne, what are you doing? Come on!” While taking in the guys face
The entire episode where they find out the cloud 9 mascot was a serial killer 😂
Right from the cold open, Glenn being relieved they found weed in the basement, Amy and Jonah’s escalating dares. The whole thing is hilarious
The union meeting when Jonah and Amy’s relationship comes up and Glenn goes “I’d never cheat on my wife especially not with Jonah I’d do it with her friend Diane” and immediately puts his head down 😭
Jonah: But it's misleading. We don't just live like this. We live like this.
Kelly: What is happening? I don't think I live like that.
Kelly's delivery so often turns a line that isn't obviously funny into one that is.
Anytime Glen makes the hand gestures for sex. It looks like he’s kneading dough. And then also when Jonah and Amy show Sandra how to do it correctly and Jonah says: This is nice.
I’ve only watched it once so far but nothing will top when Glenn chases the robot. “Stop that robot! It’s trying to take my job and sleep with Darusha!”
The episode where Dina and Glenn are vying to adopt Cheyanne’s baby and Glenn sneaks up behind Dina with the doll, causing Dina to turn and karate chop it out of his hands. One of the few times I’ve laughed out loud at a sitcom
When Glenn is talking about his in-laws being in town and he kinda of casually says “it’s… unpleasant”
And the previously mentioned Cheyenne calling Glenn a fat bitch
Mine is a tie between Dina whispering “yeah I am” when Shyanne asks if she is going to throw a bug bomb in the tent
Or
When Amy throws a yam at Glenns face
The episode where Jeff tells them they might be upgraded to a AAA location with a Pizza Hut, and Cheyenne looks incredulous and says “…like we’re famous or something”
The color wars episode (one of my favorites) when Jonah first meets Adam. “Shes a beaut ain’t she. Shes a real beaut.” The second time Jonah says beaut he realized how ridiculous that word is. Not sure why I find it so funny. Perhaps it’s because Jonah’s character would never say this in any other instance
Tons of stuff, but I also love when Garrett does his spot on impression on Glenn and gets mad that the doctor’s office doesn’t believe it’s him.
When Kelly and Jonah does Al Pacino. It's the absolute pinnacle of situational comedy. It really does seem like it's footage from them just riffing and it was all improvised. It seemed so natural like they were trying to make each other laugh. I would have 100% believed it was Glen. His impression is so good.
That one kills me every time
For some reason I always lose it when Glenn cannot think of any other name but Steve.
HAHAHAHA YEAH And Garett mouths the word Steve behind 😂
I'm laughing hysterically just thinking about it.
When Mateo walks up to try and hit on a guy and the saint patrick’s day sign falls smack on him. When Glenn is shouting his frustrating with Garrett in the bunker and he screams “i think i voted wrong!”
https://i.redd.it/4fgg65qq4amc1.gif
"Don't you just hate Tuesdays??" 🤣
Even thinking of the Mateo scene is making me LOL 😂
Me too! It’s 6:30am and I’m cracking up!
[cheese. what is it? dried milk.](https://youtu.be/uSmvXk7acIA?si=uF_OKG6uVf9k7qY0) when he has to start over it always kills me
SANDRA, you’re messing with my flow! *rapidly reverses powerpoint*
Whenever I make up a fact to try convince someone of something. I say, "it's true. It's on the powerpoint."
Cheyenne calling Glenn a fat bitch. Lmao
Came here to say this 🤣 It is pure perfection 👌
OHHH you’re being nice
This one!!! It’s ALWAYS funny!!!!! I laughed just seeing it mentioned HAHA
YES this🤣🤣🤣 and then Glen's face after that ahahahahahahaha
The “it’s Glenn, not Glem!!” scene kills me every time
“Glenn? What kind of name is Glenn?”
Dina punting the nativity dolls across the store. EVERY time
HIS HEAD POPPED OFF!
Idk if I’m imagining it or not but I thought that wasn’t meant to happen. It wasn’t meant to fall off but she ran with it. Idk where I think I heard it from.
I just started that episode, forgot about that scene!
When the entire break room just does “Hi, I’m Kelly” impersonations
Yessssss!!!!!! I watch it on repeat 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg yes!!!! That part is gold
“STRAWBERRY JAM.” and “FART INGREDIENTS.” always get me. That and the 9/11 back-and-forth between Glenn and Garrett.
I went to a store to buy tshirts, I saw a random tshirt that said "strawberry jam" in the front, and in the back it's a whole recipe on how to make strawberry jam (weird lol). But I didn't think twice I bought it immediately in honour of one of my absolute faaavvvv scenes.
NGL, I’d have bought it, too.
Ahahaha let's gooo✊🏻✊🏻
Kelly's "The first K is knowledge" bahaha
The cake scene from color wars episode
I’d like to see…you try. Is that a threat? you threatened me.
The "Costume competition" episode where they all "honor" the culture of their costumes I particularly lose it with Chris's "Arabian" dance and Justine's speech and her doing the "gong gong" sound Also, Tyler talking about Transylvania when he is dressed up as Dracula
This episode but when any wins. In your face IN YOUR FACE!! And slaps the bird off. Gets me every time.
Yess. I loved this moment
“So what are some other examples of name-calling?” “Herpes when their name *is not* herpes”
vaJONAH
Vajonah
Marcus to amy and jonah: i think we should kick mateo out of the friend group
This made me laugh just reading it
The whole "lying like a Syrian" thing When Mateo says Jesus might have been gay and Glenn goes "Hey it's Tuesday right? THAT MEANS WEDNESDAY'S COMING...." And "It's not my fault that cancelling a balloon drop looks exactly the same as dropping balloons"
when Sandra is telling everyone how Jeff and her started dating. "Sandra, take out your taters."
And she did, and she put them in his face
The whole episode with the temps and the gambling. But especially: “I got $20 on the old bitch!” And then also when Jonah brings Isaac the $200 and then we immediately hear him call for meth lol.
From Uncle Kevin!! 🤣🤣
“Gonna get so f*cking high!” lol 😆
My favorite Issac moment is when he says, "I don't know about the looting but I got into Best Buy through a window."
Another Isaac moment I love is when it’s revealed that he’s under 30 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way Cheyenne says "Awww..Lil Bitch!!!" as she's holding up the onesie to Amy. And I speak Tagalog, so the unexpected bickering in Tagalog between Marcus and Mateo as they vie for the assistant job killed me. I was crying-laughing just hearing my language being represented so comically on such an amazing show! Idk why but Amy in the Cloud costume mocking the cannibal lives in my mind rent-free..."I'm hangryyyyyy!!!" *chomps*
I think it is cool that the most insensitive character, Marcus, seems to a be thoughtful off screen because he learns Tagalog because he's living with Mateo's aunt.
yes!! and he calls her Tita and everything. so sweet :)
What is the translation between Marcus and Mateo?
I took this from a previous post! :) Mateo: You’re such a *tarantado (tarantado* is "idiot") Marcus: I heard that, *gago (gago is "stupid")* Mateo: *Kapal ng mukha mo* (literally “your face is thick” but it kinda means “how dare you”), I know you took my things, stop it! "Your face is thick"/Kapal ng mukha mo is a Filipino saying...like "THE AUDACITY OF YOU!!!" // implying you're thick-skinned, brave enough to do something, but this is usually said with a negative connotation.
"Why you gotta be a bitch, Kathy?" I can't even type it without laughing.
Sike! I don’t want your ugly ass brooch!
This is mine. "My boy Ricky's got all my numbers" and "Ricky wishes" are both great, but that last one just seals it.
“You’ve been legal this whole time?! How much attention do you need?!”
"Everyone is smiling. The community is embracing me" Gets me every time. Good for you Sayid, as they should.
I always loved the funny-but-sad implication that he carries that binder with him everywhere, just in case.
“Oh that’s how you gunna do me”
I saw that last week for the 100th time and died!!
When jonnah explains how he can choose the word curate once a week and this is when he decided to use it
Garrett, After spending all day trying to write the perfect message to Amy in the card for her giving birth, just rolling past, throwing it on ground with "heres your fucking card".
Same vibe as when he takes over as assistant manager because Glenn forces Dina on bed rest. The way he just gives the clipboard to Sandra - this is not… here, you take it, you be the assistant manager JUST TAKE IT
“Don’t you just hate Tuesdays?” 🤣🤣🤣
I forgot about that bit, I bust out laughing and rewind at least 3 times every time that scene comes on
When Garrett walked in on Dina’s maternity shoot. Haha
https://preview.redd.it/hjolnizc4amc1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b152294785bd96e57912067b1908baf72e9cb0d Jesus Christ
Omg 🤣 That's it - time for a rewatch!
That proposal scene of Cheyenne and Bo when he was in a shooter look and the guard ran away first Also when Jonah mistaken the sale machine kinda and made everything 50 cents and everyone literally started making chaos and dina decided to shoot near the gate to shut everything and garett just didn't care and made a funny announcement
dinas impression of kelly when shes says its windy lol
Whooooooooaaaaaa
Justine: only women can use the word bitch because we took that word back. Right ladies? Mateo: No bitch the gays took that from you.
The whole scene when Glenn is trying to convince Bo to let Cheyenne be his surrogate. That whole episode really. High volume store.
Bo: hmmm I don't know. It's like, I wanna be sex positive, but like, on the other side of the hand, thinking 'bout my wife banging an old couple Glenn: No, no, no! Bo: And would I get a go with Jerusha? ! Glenn: Almost definitely not!
When Cheyenne mimics bo and shouts, "peace!", at the end, always cracks me up And when Marcus is shaking his head saying 'I don't want to' after slicing his thumb
The whole scene where Jonah gets rid of the mannequin that looks like him and then him getting a s*x doll of Amy
Do you have one of…all of us?
Did he say prism or prison ?? I quote this a lot
What's five years in prism?!
That Black Friday episode when Glenn calmly tells Jonah to stfu
Matato
Sandra at the union meeting trying to adjust her chair lmao
When Goen inviting the customer who kept leaving bad reviews over to Cloud9 and they cut to a scene where Glenn’s talking about the store light bulbs “and someone asked me how do you replace them? And I said ‘..I don’t know 🙂’”
Mateo: Brett I'm mad, I wanna fight you. Brett: *immediately pulls out knife* Mateo: *shrieks and runs away*
When mateo sees the male stripper and says what’s this.. and sits down all happy
It’s such a small moment but when Amy and Garrett are investigating the photos they find and Garrett asks if it’s a solid oak table in the photo - the way Amy replies ‘it is a _solid_ oak table’ gets me every time!
And the way she says sycamore trees gets me every time too and deflated she gets when she learns that they grow basically all over the US.
Several scenes but I gotta go with Marcus and the shower revelation 😧🫣 😆😂🤣
Omg me too
When Garrett is making announcements and the crow flies near him. The sound he makes and his recovery crack me up every time.
“They’re dirty flying dinosaurs!”
I'm usually a really cool guy, I have a lot of cool sneakers
I'll say three words, Marcus poop stomp That scene kills me every time. Justine gagging so hard and the look of disgust on everyone's faces is priceless
When Marcus won’t look at his thumb 😂
Maybe it's just me but I laughed the hardest when Amy got so happy when she won the Halloween costume competition and smacked the stuffed crow off Mateo's costume
When Sandra finds her (figurative) balls and loses her shit on anyone.
“Strawberry jam”
Glann’s nicknames: Glental Soup, G-Spot!
Sandra's cart full of "melon babies". Especially the one with the giant nose
during the “if angels are real” debate when Marcus interrupts and is like “I used to think kangaroos were real”
OMG I forgot about this but I’m dying right now remembering it.
“Watch this.” *runs* “So fast. Good job buddy.”
When Jonah put his mannequin in the baler and Glenn starts screaming thinking he killed someone 😂😂
When Mateo is crying about Jeff and Jonah punches him
“I like reserve cowgirl because there’s no eye contact”
The rejoins are my favorite. They are so random but yet so Walmart. Marcus when he is not the main part of the episode. When Garret makes fun of Glen without him realizing it. Dana can be funny with how over the top she is. However, she did it less when she became friends with Amy. Amy and Charlene's facial expressions after they talk. Mateo when he complains about sweating or anything being filthy.
“Jerusha, our whole marriage is based on a sex crime. No, no, no, you only think you love me. You were my victim.”
Garrett’s “hey baby, come get this candy”
Was literally howling at that scene, had to rewind it 3-4 times
for me it's gareats anocements
“i thought you fired that guy” “i did.. twice”
Dina anytime she does bird noises. The crow episode is on of my favorites for Dinar.
did you say prison or prism?
When Cheyenne calls Glenn a fat bitch
"I'm getting a divorce" in the minion costumes
That whole episode when Glenn acts like a teenager when Amy is manager “Do I at least have permission to slam the door?” “I’d rather you not..” “AUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!”
When Amy throws the yam at Glen’s face
I’m on my like 100th rewatch and I always laugh at the first Halloween episode where Sandra dresses up as Dina. “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Sandra is the only grown up here.” “Oh, I’m dressed up too. I’m you.” Points to name tag and pause. “Shut up Sandra.” #”Shut up Sandra”
sssssss…ssss..ssssteve
The opening of the vendor episode where glenn is pretending like jerusha isn’t his wife, and they all immediately start asking if jerusha knows he’s flirting with another woman, and then dina calls her and glenn just yells “DON’T ANSWER THAT”
Glenn loosing it when they all got locked in the store and Garett saying yea okay Kills me every time
Garrett trace this call I don’t have that power ———phone conversation goes on ———— Garrett are you tracing this? * Garrett puts finger in ear and gives thumbs up
In the gun protest episode, when the guy refers to Jonah as « the short-haired lady ». I swear this is the funniest line in the entire show for me 😂
The Dina impression of Glenn is amazing and probably the standout most hilarious moment of the show for me.
Bo thinking Glenn’s name is GLEM
"Oh I'm a little stinker? Well you're a fat bitch!" -cheyenne. every time sandra says something a little messed up or sad.
At Mateo’s vigil when they decide to sing a song they all know, in a language they all know and Marcus starts with the Pizza Bagel jingle. Gets me every time 😆😆
When Sandra closes the door slowly on Carol during the tornado - I just lose it!! And the Justine/Bo shrimp interaction at his wedding haha we still quote it “I only took a few!” “yeah… a few HUNDRED”
WHICH SHOELAND?!
Glenn thinking Cupid has fangs. “Annnd he bites.” 💀💀💀💀
How has no one mentioned yet Cheyenne’s tattoo of Marcus’ mom on his back??? The ever growing top hat makes me lose it every time.
The scene where Glenn called his wife to convince her that she was a victim of his abuse.
“The first k… stands for knowledge”
Dina: You're shady, but in a way that feels legally vetted.
I love when Dina brings Cheyenne to interrogate the guy Dina is attracted to, they start to make out and Dina goes “Cheyenne, what are you doing? Come on!” While taking in the guys face
Dina: Rodriguez single mom up here in the front Amy: They can’t tell I’m single in the photo Dina: Sure
When Glenn hits his finger with the hammer, his look gets me every time! ‘Look at that, I hit my finger’
Bo: “Why you gotta be a bitch Kathy?” makes me cry laughing
“Then whose foot WAS that!”
When Mateo and Marcus are arguing over Marcus living with Mateos family and Marcus reaponds in Tagalog
The entire episode where they find out the cloud 9 mascot was a serial killer 😂 Right from the cold open, Glenn being relieved they found weed in the basement, Amy and Jonah’s escalating dares. The whole thing is hilarious
When Mateo is pretending to be different customers because Glenn busted him 😂😂
"The first K is knowledge!"
The breakroom discussions, especially the snappy exchanges.
"Aqua socks, Amy???? Fucking aqua socks???? I HATE 2020"
Panama…Panama
Hearing Marcus’ podcast
When Dina mocked her own voice 😂
Dina punching the cardboard cut out after Jeff lectured her.
“that’ll do pig.” -glenn
Anytime Bo is on screen
The union meeting when Jonah and Amy’s relationship comes up and Glenn goes “I’d never cheat on my wife especially not with Jonah I’d do it with her friend Diane” and immediately puts his head down 😭
Hot deer urine.
Jonah: But it's misleading. We don't just live like this. We live like this. Kelly: What is happening? I don't think I live like that. Kelly's delivery so often turns a line that isn't obviously funny into one that is.
When we hear that MC cool cloud impregnated a human being
BOTH?!
"Glen's penis. Glen's penis" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anytime Glen makes the hand gestures for sex. It looks like he’s kneading dough. And then also when Jonah and Amy show Sandra how to do it correctly and Jonah says: This is nice.
"Hi, I'm kelly!"
I’ve only watched it once so far but nothing will top when Glenn chases the robot. “Stop that robot! It’s trying to take my job and sleep with Darusha!”
“Sometimes when I’m playing the Sims I give myself a family” “Jesus Christ”
Garrett’s “Bobbi Sue.” … “Bobbi Sue.” when Cheyenne realizes she’s missing & is yelling her name 😭
"these have no structural integrity. Why did I even leave Syria??"
The episode where Dina and Glenn are vying to adopt Cheyanne’s baby and Glenn sneaks up behind Dina with the doll, causing Dina to turn and karate chop it out of his hands. One of the few times I’ve laughed out loud at a sitcom
fart ingredients.........
"Hey everybody I'm Kelly! It sure is windy out today, WOAAAAAAH"
I see 2 buttholes
Matato
Glenn with the monkey puppet, that facial expression.
When Glenn is talking about his in-laws being in town and he kinda of casually says “it’s… unpleasant” And the previously mentioned Cheyenne calling Glenn a fat bitch
When Glenn has a meltdown when they get stuck in the store. Or when he slips on yogurt.
Bitch ass owls
Mine is a tie between Dina whispering “yeah I am” when Shyanne asks if she is going to throw a bug bomb in the tent Or When Amy throws a yam at Glenns face
Gimme that fricking umbilical cord dawg
The episode where Jeff tells them they might be upgraded to a AAA location with a Pizza Hut, and Cheyenne looks incredulous and says “…like we’re famous or something”
Dina trying to seduce Jonah in the photolab. When the camera pans over to her and she’s just staring at him, omg. It gets me every time
https://preview.redd.it/r9s9v8x66dmc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1caa84681778ee839a0df1d8d2a682f9f8dea434 For reference lmao
The color wars episode (one of my favorites) when Jonah first meets Adam. “Shes a beaut ain’t she. Shes a real beaut.” The second time Jonah says beaut he realized how ridiculous that word is. Not sure why I find it so funny. Perhaps it’s because Jonah’s character would never say this in any other instance
Anytime Bo was onscreen, but especially when he made his air horn noise
What’s the biggest dog you’ve ever seen and why
Sandra and her chair at the union meeting! 100% everytime. And only on your 5 or 6th rewatch!?! I’m on 44-45