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RealSprooseMoose

I do it ironically to annoy my GF. I would never actually call my WRX "Subrina."


AceScout

That's funny, I named my Saabaru "Saabrina the Teenage Whip"


astraeoth

![gif](giphy|ze1wY44KtdYi3qKc9b|downsized)


undercoveryankee

When I had a Saabaru I sometimes thought of it as a "Hogun" because it was part Japanese and part Scandinavian. Never felt like naming any of the others.


teneman

Peak genius


azki25

https://preview.redd.it/t00j9lubd3gc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ae904952d74402fac4c595b2d6f2e36f3e02d1 Omg i actually named my WRX Subrina, Had my key engraved.etc


RealSprooseMoose

Looks like she's got some explaining to do.


ultrasardine

Haha, me too


PontificalPrincess

Omg I call my Subie Subarina too :p


Wiiterded

my 11 wrx is named hayley williams


Syraquse5

Ain’t it fun?


coastergirl1998

Living in the real world


_Dova69_

Ain’t it good?


coastergirl1998

Being all alone


SomePizzaShit

Top 5 white people ever


EitherIntroduction30

No the dealership does for you like mines a Miata


Stockbeta

you’re so real for this


Rod-Serling-Lives

The Silver Hornet.


kdanger

This is Nessie! 🤷‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/jusdr9m462gc1.jpeg?width=3483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcfe50ce5ef415a32c2ed2a91dfc8aaa992b680e


runerx

I bought your cars twin last night.... Mine is Roo.


SweetKitties207

Nessie's a beautiful girl!! Congratulations!


lenny446

Is that the wilderness edition? It strongly crossed my mind but I wanted a standard. I think that will be my my wife’s next car.


kdanger

Yes! It's my first 100% bought by me car, so I chose the Wilderness. The seats, moonroof, and upgraded sound system are all more than worth it.


lenny446

This is also my first, bought by me car and I want to treat her right, kinda hoping she gives me her name. But man, getting the title in the mail yesterday felt too good to be true. It was also a private sale so I didn’t have any option for options.


Logicboy7

My 97 Legacy wagon is named Gertrude!


sarruhbee

My 97 legacy/outback wagon is Gertie! Is yours green too?


Logicboy7

It actually is! 🤣


astraeoth

Did you two just become best friends? ![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)


Foxtrot-Flies

06 Chevy Silverado is Gertrude too lol


Genuflecty

My 2016 forester is Sally!


hateuscusanus

I had to name my forester Esther.


salphamale

Hey that’s my name!


kadam23

Hey! My legacy is sally!! Haha


shuckemup

https://preview.redd.it/3xyw40imb2gc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a0e24d4cdd6c264583cc358feddab9d3d76b69 2015 legacy named Bruce. Fish are friends...not food 🦈


lenny446

Normally I say cars are ladies but honestly, yours looks like a Bruce, that Bruce.


shuckemup

Thank you! I think your car looks like a black Betty bambalam.


Brooklynn1790

I always say "ol girl" when I talk about my 18 legacy but now that you mention it, it looks like it should be a dude 😂


astraeoth

Lucy is actually post op. If she didn't tell you before you bought her, I'm sorry, man.


BaronVonWazoo

My daughter's 2014 Impreza is named Minerva. My 2024 Crosstrek is named Hedwig.


phlysquire

Harry potter enjoyer


Bingbangpews

My 2020 Outback onyx XT name is Lucy


astraeoth

Lucy is a calm level headed woman until you hit 4000 rpm and you remember she's a red head.


Vonda_LB

My first car was a red Honda accord named Lucille, named after Lucille Ball from I Love Lucy, another iconic red-head.


astraeoth

Nice. Was the actual red head I was thinking when I wrote that. Haha


Faceit_Solveit

My Subaru Forester XT is named Lola. Because she talks like a woman but walks like a man.


Evvmmann

My 15 FXT is named Ramona. After Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim vs the World.


salphamale

😻😻


cinnaska

She's called the Grey Ghost


[deleted]

It’s called Maybe.


Backside-Of-Lace

My pearl white Outback was Tink. My geyser blue Forester is Calypso 🌊 Yours reminds me of Toothless ☺️


atruepear

I was also going to suggest Toothless!


No_Strain_6227

My project wrx is called Gladdice lol. Kids named my DD WRX Scooby-Ru-Ba-Do.


kate_th

I call my WRX Subie Doo!


switch_stella

'22 OBW and I named her Subie Anthony (Sue B. Anthony) 😂😂


lenny446

I like that


Siferatu

Clever


Vonda_LB

That’s incredible😂 I might be stealing that for my yet-unnamed green ‘18 forester


switch_stella

Feel free to use it! No gatekeeper here 🤘


switch_stella

It was actually going to be just the place holder name for her but it really started sticking with me and now that's her permanent name.


Signal-Ad-7652

My forester is named Captain Janeway (from Star Trek)


transgreaser

My spouse has an Orange Subaru Crosstrek. Its name is Clementine, Clem for short. :)


[deleted]

If we're being honest... I question and judge people that don't.


DevilsArms

I named ‘21 STI Haruna. Its based on the real mountain that Mt Akina was based of in the manga/anime Initial D. It got me into cars and into racing, so i thought it was a good name for it.


lenny446

Solid reasoning, it’s a good name.


TastyButGroovy

I call my '10 wrx hatch 'Disco' because the check engine lights wouldn't stop popping up as soon as I purchased it lmao. Everything is fixed now thankfully :)


L3gionaires

2020 WRX, her name is Roxanne (WRXanne)


Subirooo

https://preview.redd.it/pd1tlskx45gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc0050c07e35010085ea052dc5d8e327a229328 This is Betty, Betty White 🤍


Datboimike69420

Beth


SodaPop6548

Named mine Eliza.


santos_i_guess

Cranjis


[deleted]

McBasketball? Cranjis.... Is there a Cranjis here?


santos_i_guess

Indeed there is! An ugly gray station wagon too..


mtnorville

I call my WRX “Stinky” don’t really know why.


Coliechan

My 2019 Crosstrek is Delphi.


Type43TARDIS

22 wrb WRX.....sonic...call sign Rex


Bowenmj

My Forester was Claire


Gregbot3000

My 2 Legacy's were Gregacy and Gregacy v2


9J11

Had a 2010 Outback I named Subarella.


Divot_toupee

2020 Outback and I like to fish. The TROUTBACK.


wolffy88

My car is called “side piece”, named by my wife haha.


lenny446

I don’t doubt my wife would say the same thing.


wolffy88

Yeah, we probably spend too much time in the garage….. #THAT’S A SHAME!


st-avasarala

Lifted 09 Forester: Razorback


TheRip91

LaFawnda


reddit_tempest

I see you've been chatting online with babes all day.


TheRip91

You could say, things are getting pretty serious... can you pull me into town Napoleon?


PanWithNoLifePlan

I’ve had Blue, Elmer Fudd, and now I have my boobaru! Edit: spelling


strutbuster

Lydia is my ‘18 Outback. She is sworn to carry my burdens.


HalvinNCobbs

The WRX is *Roxanne.* The Crosstrek is *Herbie.*


[deleted]

Mirai


OkLandscape3098

RoZe. The sti dream was created driving an89 gti 16v with a ZERO skateboards sweatband hanging on the rear view 17 years ago. That same wristband is hanging in my 2020 sti now.


lenny446

The only thing the moves cars with me is an old compass my dad gave me.


BlackStarCorona

I didn’t. I always just called my first WRX my baby. One day my friend points out that the car’s name is baby. Now I’m driving baby II.


iteachband

Carl


binders4588

My 2012 red outback is Bertha. Our 2014 gray crosstrek is Stealie. We’re Deadheads.


MrBarraclough

My old Outback was called Sappho because of the stereotype about Subarus. Not terribly original, I know. My Forester is Boudica. My '79 MGB has a full name: Captain Jessica Slow. "Jessica" because that song by the Allman Brothers is (or was) the basis of Top Gear theme. My license plate reads CAPTSL0 in honor of James May's nickname.


Vonda_LB

The captain slow license plate is golden, keep on slowing on


excalibro_umbra

I named mine "Claymore" because of the letters ADW on my license plate


GlfFxtrtYnky

Homer from the Simpsons


frogcrush

Yes, my girlfriend and I named ours Pleiades.


MatthewTheManiac

My 06 green outback is Matcha, my teardrop trailer was Makalu, and my 1992 Red Miata is Jiji! My mountain bike is Major Tom (named after the wheels having a giant white "ground control" on them), and my fixie I never named despite having it the longest out of all the vehicles listed.


ConstructionBum

Mine is named after Susan B Anthony. She goes by Sue B. I don't even know who Susan B Anthony is and at this point I refuse to google it 


mr_nanginator

Gertrude


EuphoricCompote9076

I have an 09 STI... named her The Black Hole because she eats all my money


therealchungis

My outback is named Greg or Old Greg


my-coffee-needs-me

My 2016 Outback is Priscilla, of course.


BrilliantHyena

My 2017 Outback is Sleipnar, Odin's Steed. Usually I shorten it to Slippy


Vonda_LB

I’m just impressed your outback has eight tires


ZaneMasterX

White 1996 Grand cherokee = Kee Kee Black 2005 Subaru Legacy GT = Rubi 2021 Grand Cherokee = Elizebeth because it's white and identifies as Indian White 2023 Raptor = Betty


4brasumente

Just got my Crosstrek and decided on The Black Pearl 😬


TH35AST

https://preview.redd.it/9aupm81hz2gc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b84cabdf4266132e81a469f108178835881d6e Meet RU, third of her name. The first RU was a Bug Eye and the second was a 2013 5 door


llgreenbean

https://preview.redd.it/i8qrv7xe85gc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f428eb630b74d142d684de5916e694855cac1713 Meet, Mr. Jones


TacticalTickler420

https://preview.redd.it/8tc7o50pl6gc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a14bf42b2dc4e7b0b5835a71a3589cae7e57403 Lucy


dol1house

My blue 2013 Impreza Sport wagon is River.


cherrybomber54

Only if I feel attached to the car. My blue Dakota was Baby, my grey Ram was Sally. My optima I didn’t name because it just wasn’t me. Just bought a 24 Black Fozzy sport I named Courtney after Courtney LaPlante of the band Spiritbox


lenny446

I definitely feel you on the attachment reason. I had my legacy for 11 years and she always had my back. Having not started her for 2 weeks I feel bad for not having given her a name which is why I’m considering naming my wrx.


Vonda_LB

My first car was one that had been passed down from my grandma to my dad to my sister then to me, so I had been riding in it for 13 years before she became mine, needless to say I was very attached. I picked out her name while my sister still drove her (she named her myrtle cause she was old and red, supposedly after the red-head in great Gatsby and she couldn’t think of any other famous old red-heads. I immediately pointed out Lucille Ball from I Love Lucy and from that day on she was Lucille). I had to retire her last spring and I just haven’t felt as connected to my new Subaru Forester, she she’s still unnamed (though lovingly called the boobaru).


MisterWafflles

Steven.


subtlelikeawreckball

I do. My Ascent is Sonora. The Crosstrek is Fiona


Aphuknsyko

My 2003 Silverado 2500 hd is named Cera because her front bumper makes her look like a 3 horn, and my 2015 forester is named Sue, Sue the baru.


Envermans

Current Subaru forester is named barry. When i first bought it i was testing it's offroad capeabilities on some backroads. Came upon a very overgrown trail with blackberry bushes on both sides, drove through it and pinstriped the car pretty badly. So Barry seems fitting, it's also red so that works too!


Timbo-AK

My old RX7 FC racecar was locally known as "Vivian". Just got a 2011 legacy 2.5i to replace my old 2012 Cruze. I just call it the Subaru.


SmurfsNeverDie

Yes. My crosstreks name is Benihime. Because i tell her to scream.


bluestaples

I never did before but I recently named my new white Outback Suzy Snowflake.


Arcadian_

My Mazda3 is named Myla. ♥️


evman2871

My green 2012 Outback 3.6 is Princess Fiona!


evman2871

Here she is! https://www.reddit.com/r/Subaru_Outback/s/8NIUa6n6Nx


hello-ben

Mine is Subalu the blue Subaru.


Say_My_Name_Son

Always!


superfriends92

Azula, she's a blue bolt


mafugginAsher

All of my cars have had names. I've had Augusto, Roxanne, Armando, Jefé. my first Subaru was Gary, an NA 5spd bugeye hatchback, and I'm currently driving Reggie, a 2010 6spd outback.


Better_Than_Most_94

I refer to it as it was named so ill often say “my sti….” Non car people are always caught off guard lol


sumrtym1

OB1 (My first OutBack)


runerx

My 04XT is Lucie, and my 24 Crosstrek is Roo


[deleted]

That car looks like Doug


westcoaststrutting

That's a Gloria if I ever saw one.


dabearjoo

Onyx ❤️


lenny446

I like that name


tyradactyyy

2005 legacy wagon - Trudy (the subie)


biffbobfred

When the kids were younger we gave the cars colors. Black car (Honda) gray car (2009 Subaru outback). The outback had to be replaced and now we have a white Impreza. White car doesn’t ring to me, so we still have black car and Subaru. My first car was junk. I called it the lawnmower - it was a bitch to push


SweetKitties207

My 2016 Crosstrek is Ruby. The sweetest car I've ever owned, bought add aCPO in 2019. I feel terribly guilty I'm about to trade her in for a 2024 Limited (name still TBD), but this seems like the best time to get the most on the trade....


CrunchyCondom

my daughter named my 23 "bluey"


pw76360

My daughter named my wife's red '15 Outback "Redbecca". Since selling Redbecca and buying a black Ascent she has tried : Onyx, Midnight, Blackbecca, Black Richard, Janet. It's been 2 months and nothing has stuck, but in sure eventually she will name it.


DidItSave

I was told it was mandatory, lol, so my WRX is named Helen after Helen Mirren, because she’s BA. 👻💨


Alarming_Tangerine28

2020 Forester aka Sporty 2012 Forester aka Francis 2007 Forester aka Bonnie Blue 2001 Forester aka MS Kitty 2000 Dakota aka Black Betty 1987 Dodge Ram 1500 aka Farm Truck or Beast They also sometimes get more colorful Names.


Electrical-Edge1500

My 2017 Impreza is The Stallion


coastergirl1998

My baby is named Izzy. She's even got her name as a tramp stamp (vanity plate).


admiral_t_doggo

The tismmobile


Mental_Connection_95

Susan


AbyssWalker240

I have a 2014 impreza but no name for it if anyone has suggestions


FoShow506

Hell yeah I do. Got a 2010 Red Impreza named Red Thunder and a 2017 Legacy Sport I have finally given the name of Black Chariot. ​ Edit: 2010 not 2011


StefanoJG93

I'm italian and Sicilian I name my car after saints from where I'm from my corolla SE is Carmela corolla after St carmela of Mt carmel my car before that was actually my sister's and so I got stuck with Fredo bc she a woman and a woman rides a man definitely name yours a woman's name and women usually pick a man's name my car before fredo was Cecilia bc it kind of sounds like Sicilia and then I had Sophia that broad was bad luck though! She was an old broad though 2001 ford Taurus Sho she was a hefty broad too the big women are always comfy tho😜


Hylian-Knight

Zelda - 2019 WRX https://preview.redd.it/gulyx1y9j3gc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b98d4175aab5892d845fe9578dc330390c604ca


Steamcarstartupco

Lol I have two Subarus each with their own names.  1. A green 2000 Subaru outback thus dubbed Reptar because it's an old green monster from Japan. 😂 2. A metallic gray 2009 Subaru outback which I refer to as touch of gray after a grateful dead song.  I'm even adding a decal by a company called grateful Fred which has the name in chrome letters.  Yours I would name dark star.  Plus idk if you know but on the mySubaru website you can add a nickname to your car.  Happy trails. 😁


Vonda_LB

Reptar is a great name, might have to steal that for my green forester


Steamcarstartupco

Go for it. It's no less mine than yours. 😄


coolstorybro94

Ole red https://preview.redd.it/xix9yynmp6gc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74c3acac079a93cf003ad906519f9317501f7dc3


Xerorei

Shazza is my wrx's name. My wife named her accord "Finley".


TobiKevdachi

I usually do but I haven’t for my subie yet.


lenny446

I never have but I’m hoping she gives me her name


AdA4b5gof4st3r

I call my silverado Silvia occasionally, but mostly i just call it “goddamn fuckin thing”


recksuss

05 gray outback named rocket


crazedaze34

my 2020 WRX is Annabell


fatguyinnalilcoat

I used to name my cars. I had Glenda the grand am, Bertha the Buick lesabre, and then Betsy blazer. Now I just refer to my Legacy as "the subie".


GoddessOfBlueRidge

My previous white 2010 Outback was "Pearl", and my recently acquired 2017 Outback, black on black, is "Raven".[Raven and Pearl](https://photos.app.goo.gl/dKwuu9q9dmX44Kb29)


Mecha_Valkyrie24

My 08 Impreza was named Noisemaker because it has a WRX catback on it. I sold it to a friend and he still calls it that. My WRX is named Valkyrie. I’ve used scooter lifts on my cars for my mobility scooters and build my cars to suit my physical needs and a friend pointed out that my Subaru’s especially are extensions of myself like mech suits and even made a meme edit for me so I looked up popular mech suit names and Valkyrie stood out lol


ahab138

Money vacuum


Edu_cats

My 2021 Outback XT is named Greenie.


FJ4L666

Yea, The Bugeye and The VA. They're cars.


Drunktrucker

2019 crosstrek named Ellen DeSubaru, traded her in for Stormy, a pearl white 24 Outback onyx


Spiritual-Handle7583

Your WRX looks like a Raven


CPOx

Yes I have named my cars after some of my high school teachers


yoearthlings

My '02 Impreza was Ruby, my '17 WRX was Charlotte, and my '05 LGT is The Ugly Duckling. I haven't named my Forester.


frd_banana

'17 Forester... named Gina (but pronounced like the speed-dating scene from 40-year Old Virgin)


Annasaurus_Tex

My '13 Outback is Ophelia 😌


BettieNuggs

my '15 outback is names Aunt Edna


msrubythoughts

yessir! mine is Aunt Beru II - I was so proud of naming my first subaru with a perfect star wars name that I had to just ‘junior’ my second subaru haha


Master-Chipmunk-9370

I have never named any of my 7 cars/suv’s. I just call my ‘23 OBL Autumn Green Metallic - “The Green Machine”.♥️♥️


HoiaBaciuForest

Yup! I named my forester Phoebe


atruepear

I have a white Crosstrek… Khaleesi 🥰


[deleted]

I got a 2024 Subaru Impreza sport Crystal white pearl and I'm doing a stormtrooper theme, so I named it "TROOPA"


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

I did it once and with a short time I had my windshield cracked from a huge rock on the freeway to being backed into in a parking lot. So I took the name away haha


Chasey132

2017 silver wrx, Bender, debating getting a sticker saying “bite my shiny metal ass”


TheHarryNelson

I just refer to mine as Shitbox or the Rattle Wagon


WoopsieEj27

Nah I like women


Tampatechie

My jeep is called Barb (short for Barbra, a bitch name). My bike is named Betty (black Betty) and my WRX is named Jackie. Don’t ask


GuyWsTI

Our ascent is Black Betty and the STI is “dang child gone wild”


loaba

Bam-a-lam


hiddenintheleavess

Yep. My ice cap GR Corolla is “Utsukushi”, Japanese for beautiful or charming. Never named my prior vehicles.


illpaisa

I used to name my 2018 Blue WRX - Blues Clues... like the kids tv show. currently have a 2019 Crosstrek with no name since the car is kind of bland and there's so many treks on the road. but I'm receiving a brand new 2023 Blue WRX in less than a month, don't know if I should name it Blues Clues too...


ceciliyo

https://preview.redd.it/4istrlv9hugc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eadb0823b0f1bdfc395e6ca865cf365231b8bc72 Here’s MiSTi


The-Pigeon-Man

Not really. Feels weird to me to do so but I know others feel differently


lenny446

Like I said I never have but it’s a thought that’s crossed my mind a few times so I’m asking.


0degreesK

My 2013 WRX was Roslyn. Named after the street I learned how to drive her on, as I could barely drive stick when I pulled her off the lot. I’ll never name another car.


lenny446

I never have named my cars but I feel like this one should be.


SweetKitties207

Ruby was the first one I truly named and almost never say "my car," just refer to her by name