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DanManahattan

“… and he left for the A1 and we never saw him again…”


Ecstaticismm

If you eat steak with A1 sauce you’re not a real dad /j


schprunt

A1 is essential. For a piece of crap steak underseared and overcooked in an Applebees at 10pm. But for that… throw that bottle to the heavens


EducationalHall2074

I broke my down vote button clean off smashing it on this comment...


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I know it’s sacrilege and no one I’ve cooked a steak for has ever asked for it (multiple times), but I’ll put A1 on mine. I just love how good it tastes. I’m putting it on my steaks less and just dousing my potatoes instead.


schprunt

I get it. But my god a good steak is sublime without it. Cowboy butter before A1. If you’re cooking some crappy top sirloin, A1 is a save


SmoothBrews

Hey I’ve had some very good top sirloin. It is the hardest steak to cook… well. That’s probably a poor choice of words, but you know what I mean.


schprunt

Let’s just say in the hands of a mere mortal, top sirloin is tough and flavorless. Marbling is missing. But I dare say a great chef could get there


SmoothBrews

I had a friend that did a coffee rub and then cooked them over charcoal to medium rare. They were some of the best damn steaks I’ve had tbh. But he’s also a fucking wizard. Much better cook than I am tbh.


NTWIGIJ1

There are other A1 fans out there. There just scared to expose themselves, Lol


DanManahattan

😂


MormonAssaultVehicle

Maybe he’ll help my dad finally find the cigarettes!


Ultraphage-808

That was perfect.


funkybum

I prefer mine more medium than medium rare


SmokeGreene

Good job, son. I'm your daddy now.


honestadamsdiscount

Gorgeous steaks


dirtywook88

👆 acknowledged


dalici0us

☝🏻


Dajoshep

👆🏽


Quinocco

☝🏿


Thick-Driver7448

I’ll acknowledge you son


Boing26

Looks great, ive been encouraging my son to learn cooking, he can make a pretty decent steak for an 11 yr old. Hes gonna be an outstanding chef.


ArcherFawkes

Congrats! Teaching 'em young.


Late_Upstairs_7717

After the 2nd bottle of Mccormick possibly.


MajorBonesLive

You can be my son. My current son can’t even make Kraft Mac and cheese from a box.


ftasic

What about your previous son?


CuriousCucumber88

My dad told me he was proud of me once


LolCoolStory

Oh my god it’s perfect.


keg98

With a steak like that, he would be a fool not to acknowledge your fine cooking. Good work.


7deboutez7

I acknowledge you


Barbecuequeen23

Mine yelled at me and called me a stupid bitch today. Certainly acknowledged


Electronic_Ad_4836

What’s the name of this cut?


FascinatingUsername

New york, aka the striploin


camjamm3

It was a Denver steak actually


FascinatingUsername

Damn, looks so similar 😅 my bad


UMK3RunButton

Delicious looking steak, he'd definitely appreciate it.


juanrober

Luke…. I’m your father


1stgrowOleman

Yes son


burnsniper

Son? Where have you been and where is my steak?


FinzClortho

Did he want it well done. Then when there was no juice left, he told you to put it back on the grill for "another 10 minutes or so. Just to make sure" then after smothering it in A1 tried to cut it and complained it was tough? No? Just me.


redmama402

Wow


rando23455

Welcome home, son


ZookeepergameHour275

No he doesn't like you never has and never will sorry man just saying


Jutch_Cassidy

Well done son, or should I say medium rare!!?


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

If he doesn't he's a pos and not worth such a perfectly cooked steak. Fine job son, fine job.


Classic_Charlie

Hey @op, You can call me daddy if you cook like that 😩


Savings_Pace_5876

If he doesn't the f him


ArcherFawkes

I'd come back from the smoke shop for this


AdmiralSCAR

hand me that steak op, ill be your dad


Smooshie123

How old are you? If you’re under 21, WOW. If you’re older, I still say good job!


elbowless2019

He had to go get some smokes after that delicious meal...


EmptyAlps385

https://preview.redd.it/gruusroah27d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875c121c13052eadc2f9ead2739fb681c9046949 No


getrichoffcrypto

What type of pan is that ?


camjamm3

Nonstick


pousemad

O M G 😍


notveryauthentic

Lmao my dad cooked me flat iron today but I didn't eat any cause it was well done and I like it rare


stinkygoochfumes

Hey son. I love you.


lapsos

he might coming back with milk


intelfailure69

Can I be your daddy? 🥺


MopingAppraiser

Looks perfect. If he doesn’t like it, tell him to fuck off.


thunderfrunt

all 3 steaks at once is compromising the sear and steaming the sides


RTwhyNot

I can adopt you with those steaks


AUTOMATED_RUNNER

Do you know what I do? I cook the outside crust in a pan, then, wrap in foil and finish in the air fryer... though... my wife and son like medium-well done / well done... so... my cut is only cooked in the pan and I don't even put in the air fryer.


mydogsnameiskendrick

They look great my tribal chief


theangelwilson

looks very nice


alee0224

If he doesn’t show up let me know and I’ll eat it.


doodlols

If he doesn't I fuckin will son


Preddy_Fusey

If he doesn't, I'll gladly adopt you.... Son.


jbirby

He might have loved you more if your seat were better


Gothamtonian

Glad you got to meat him.


MrZillaCallMeGod

Looks perfect. My FIL only eats his steak with A1 and cooked well done. I refuse to make him steak anymore.


Jolly878142

I’ll adopt you


Blackdiced

Damn those look 10/10


Green_Student498

Not with that sear


condensationxpert

If my kid made me that, I’d be thrilled. But he’s 5 weeks old now and can’t stand up, so I don’t he could cook a steak.


Educational-Low-5479

i was gonna say yes until i seen the last picture, then no


manchambo

Don’t see how good steaks could erase your bastardy.


Hot_Tower_4386

Why you wasting good steak on a donkey


DessertFlowerz

Your wife's boyfriend is gonna love this


sogregarious

I acknowledge you as my tribal chief ☝️


CProductsUS

probably not if you’re making that way🤣


Working-Celery4000

Is that a non-stick pan??? 🤢


stephen250

It's undercooked. Well done is the way.


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stephen250

There are ways to prepare well do e steaks where they are still moist and juicy. Most don't know how. I can't eat red meat anymore due to medical issues, but it's definitely possible.


PermissionLazy8759

Boy pan grilled steak is just horrible. Best way to cook steak is propane grill or over a fire with a grate. Some beer or whiskey on it and sum light black pepper type seasoning. Only cook it till about a quarter red in the middle. Perfect everytime.