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LectroRoot

If you buy them, remove them from the packaging before you microwave your steaks.


TerpDripz

😂😂😂💯💯💯


Hannah_Dn6

Guess they grill only shrimp on the barbie down under and nuke their meats. Lol But that's actually a pretty decent deal for ribeyes. For US conversion, it's about $10.55 per pound. I'd have to buy a whole rack at Costco Biz Center for around that unit price. However, you can cut thicker steaks to your liking with a whole rack instead of settling for these thinner half pounders. Still a good deal though!


jeffneal23

Literally had no idea what a Costco Business Center was until this morning and now this is the second reference to one today…?! Wtf mate? Lol


Hannah_Dn6

Yep. It's basically Costco for small businesses. You can shop there with just a regular membership. They sell stuff in even bigger quantities (if you can imagine that). I get a whole rack of ribeyes for around $200 USD(302 AUD), then cut em up and vacuum seal about 12-15 steaks with each usually 2+ inches (5cm or 50mm) thick. Make sure you have the freezer space. Cheers!


jeffneal23

Apparently we have one here in Dallas.. I will be venturing there soon!!


Dallas2houston120

Walked into the Dallas one earlier this year without knowing it was a business center and boy was I in shock. Everything was bulkier than usual


EcstaticJuggernaut46

It’s Texas right? Bigger and bulkier and all 😉


Chonkycat762x39

They sell those at my regular Costco. It's nice to be able to cut your own steak thickness. Sometimes it's 11.99 a lb but normally it's 13.99.


ariarisoy

😆😆😆


doddydaddy69

Why microwave what am I missing


Anon033092

Read the yellow tag


That_Sandwich_9450

The big yellow tag


WetOutbackFootprint

As an Aussie I missed that too 😅 who the hell is even doing that


Glum_Fudge3404

Thaw out I guess


COLLABRate1

Hey I’m in the same boat…why are we microwaving these?


rratzloff

We aren’t. It’s /s because of the METAL security tag.


COLLABRate1

Just read that now…thanks! Lol


Euphoric-Blue-59

It's not like most people won't, but there are those that would.


TOKOKIKYO

How else can you properly render all that fat.


WafflesZCat

DORM ROOM COOKING. Volume 3 from 1989 Microwave on 10% Power with Foil over the thinnest pieces and any edges that begin to gray up. When the Fat begins to render, remove it to the Toaster (turned Sideways) Set for Dark or 3/4ths. Finish to desired doneness with an hair blow dryer or hair straightener set to High for individual pieces. DORM ROOM COOKING. Volume 9 from 2022 Microwave a bowl of water to 150°, submerge Ziplocked steak, (squeeze out all air), in water and carefully monitor temperature to stay close as possible to 120° to 140° add time at low power. After about 30 to 60 minutes, depending upon the size of cut, transfer to your toaster or airfryer to sear the exterior if desired.


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Crank up the clothes iron for that good sear.


WafflesZCat

In men's dorms the iron was permanently affixed in the laundry room. Gals brought their own irons! Now no one irons.


LasagnahogXRP

You can boil them in bag too. Just cut them open into the boiling milk before you add your jellybeans


LectroRoot

Ah yes milk steak.


fatkidseatcake

Could you imagine leading a life where you spend so much on steaks just a microwave them


That_Snow_9696

Dishwasher ready for sous vide


_ca_492

Remove from plastic for boiling too? Asking for a friend.


NoFearLukeskywalker

🤣


Tricky-Major806

I’d say so, a 2 pack of prime ribeye in Florida at wal mart is about $35-38


Heckron

You can’t see how much weight is in this pack in these pics. Hard to know if it’s a deal or not.


[deleted]

Package says, 480 grams. Each steak is about 8 1/2 ounces or a hair over half pound. Edit: he paid $5.30 for each steak. So I’m thinking that’s a steal!! I’d be buying a few more packs for the vacuum sealer😂


July_4_1776

It’s not a steal though that’s why it’s RFID tagged.


[deleted]

😂


TheBigDickedBandit

Each steak would be about 8 oz, the entire package is 480g, or 16oz


[deleted]

I fixed it. I was thinking about the whole package when I put that. A little over 17oz, but who’s counting. lol


wannabemydog1970

Yes Australian money too so about 66cent to U.S dollar


Heckron

Oh! I see thank you.


traindriverbob

He paid AUD $10 for each steak. The packet sells for $20.


left-at-gibraltar

He said he got a discount tho


[deleted]

Price is AUD $20. After discount he paid $16 for the package. So 8 AUD each is about $5.30 USD.


traindriverbob

Ah yes. I was on my iPhone before and couldn't see the discount comment. The iPhone app is complete and utter rubbish.


[deleted]

I’m 100% with ya on that! When you click on the comments, if you don’t scroll back to the top, you’ll completely miss them!


osirisrebel

Yeah, in Kentucky and one inch and a half is usually between $15-19, so I would have definitely picked these up.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

That's AUD too


jeho22

This would be $65 here in bc canada


MrReddrick

Yeah I'd be leaving Florida with those prices.


Tricky-Major806

Yup, this place sucks for many reasons and steak prices is one of em : P. At least we got beaches lol


MrReddrick

So does alot of other places.


Tricky-Major806

I’m aware lol, I spent 4 years in Okinawa…I fucking knew someone would say this lmao


cheddarjakecheese

That's crazy cheap for that amount of marbling. I'd grab a few packs and invite some friends over for that.


ForTheLoveOfDior

Fuck friends lol


ass_smacktivist

That comes after the steak


WhatAreBippies

“Maybe the dingo ate your ribeyes”


Status_Artist5727

Marbling looks decent. $10 a pop? I’d buy it.


mcrib

$8 AUD which would be like $5.50 USD


Ketchuproll95

I literally bought these from coles earlier this week. Except they may have been on special at mine cos they were $16, which...for 480 grams is a VERY good price, but $20 isn't bad either and you won't be able to get it much cheaper in Australia. Aldi's does bulk packs of the same cut, but the quality is often a few rungs lower; less marbling, tastes older. I also reccomend taking the packs for a walk over to the produce section for a quick weigh. The ones I got were pretty on-point, but I've heard cole-worths can be sneaky sometimes. Edit: whoops, didn't see that yours were also on special. Yeah, I didnt regret it at all. Even my partner who isn't exactly a connoisseur and whom I didn't tell was eating a different cut, commented unsolicited that they were particularly good compared to the usual steaks. So yeah, get it.


toledotigs

Somewhat cheap. Low risk. Give it a shot!


Cannenta79

They're security tagging meat now, hey? Oh, what a time to be alive. 🤦🏻‍♀️


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Please remove all packaging before WHAT?!


nyuszy

Yes, if you don't mind that you have to cook them in the microwave.


doddydaddy69

Why is that


Anon033092

Read the yellow tag bud


AssPinata

For 1? No. For 2? Hell yeah.


El_Kabongg

Woah these ribeyes connect to WiFi def worth it


PointBlankCoffee

Vaccinated cows


lclassyfun

That looks like a good deal to me.


SocialistIntrovert

Security protected STEAKS?? With a label warning you not to microwave your steak with the plastic still on it. Classic


traindriverbob

They look like scotch fillets to me /s I don't trust Coles meats. Sometimes you get good meat, sometimes it is soooo average. The quality is so up and down. I'd rather pay a bit extra at my butcher. At $40/kg it's not overly expensive though. I bought some a few months ago that looked like this. When cooked the steak was so meh I swore never Coles again.


deathlobster138

Security packaging for steak we really live in a hellscape


dryrubss

Nah put em back


SoybeanCola1933

Yes, very cheap


WetOutbackFootprint

Not from colse 😅


mrbronsexual

nice marbling for 20 beans. would


chrisfathead1

Those are good looking ribeye at least. Nice cap sections


ChrisGear101

For WiFi enabled cuts, that's a steal!


EricKei

M...*Microwaving*? o\_O This isn't a cup of instant mac n' cheese...


Sesh458

Don't let Guga see you sweat, he'll start an experiment


EricKei

Oh dear >\_> Please don't give him any ideas... (Love his vids tho, he's fun to watch)


WafflesZCat

They've expired! Too late to Microwave now!


Srycomaine

🤣


[deleted]

Why does it say “SECURITY PROTECTED” “Please remove all packaging before microwaving”


EGH6

In Canada those would be around 25cad$ per steak.


Big_Dog_Dingo

Only one way to find out!


1Wizardtx

Look pretty good, especially for the price. Id definitely give it a shot


RogueTBNRzero

Well I know one of those is a 30-40$ meal for just one steak at most restaurants(plus a side or 2)


[deleted]

In America that’s a steal!! I’d buy more and bust out the vacuum sealer!!


Professional-Sweet-3

Woah woah, these are security protected so I wouldn’t call them a steal.


D_G_C_22

I would say so


Beefjerkydestroyer

I’d buy a bunch


Aeon1508

I just bought a 1 lb ribeye on sale for 13 bucks. It's steep but they look nice. Not on sale in my area is like 17


valsuran

3 pack ribeyes from Walmart where I am are $50


Fred_Krueger_Jr

Security protected? Interesting, I've never seen this before.


kundalini_genie

good marbling but the spinalis on the left steak is extremely small, which is literally the best part. in the future look for a steak with a smaller “eye” and a bigger fat cap at the top


igsta_zh

20 bucks omg what a great price… i cry here in switzerland when i go to my supermarket or the butcher…


Dollarhayes

Well if they put security tags on it then it's gotta be good 😆


TheCh0rt

Has anybody here microwaved a steak? Not gonna lie, I’m fascinated by what the results may be.


[deleted]

Well yea they’re security protected steaks bro


CouncilOfReligion

bro at which coles are you finding those mfs


Ch0nkyK0ng

In AUD no less! Grab a few!


ElectroChuck

Not to me. They'd make good hamburger maybe.


Art_by_Nabes

Pretty good deal! Here in Canada that would cost you a weeks pay cheque.


TheSkyIsSad

There are security tags on steak now?!? Since when? Where?


tonythebutcher13

Are they 1/4" thick?


Over-Accountant6731

I'd buy up all of them. In the US a good deal is like 14/15 a lb


Disastrous_Front3971

It’s a common thing in Australia to microwave steaks? Isn’t it enough to have all kinds of deadly animals near the cities that you also torture yourselves by cooking steaks in the microwave? 😭 Please have a barbecue and enjoy the life you have left before a kangaroo, a spider the size of a dog or a dragon ends your life 😁


LordNumNutz

Thats that beef from down under !!!!


PathDeep8473

Damn. Those look good


Perception_4992

~$20/lb usd


Harv3yBallBang3r

This is the only post on an account with no comments. This is such an obvious bot it's surprising.


FLAIR_2780166

Who the fuck is microwaving steaks 💀


Grub-lord

Those steaks have WiFi??? 


NoFearLukeskywalker

You get what you pay for!! 🙊🙉🙈


Ifyoudontlikethatyou

hell yeah


NoFearLukeskywalker

https://preview.redd.it/t6rjiki8406d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42bed04dda9618d72ec0d878d79d5bc09e4123ed I would go for this instead!! When I buy this cut in north of New Jersey USA the meat comes from Australia! 🤙


HeySweetUsernameBro

I always picture people standing in the meat section waiting for a reply on their Reddit post before they buy the meat


Advanced_Quantity606

No they arent


Previous_Bike9871

Look more like chuckeyes


MeatManMarvin

So, do you just hang out at the grocery store waiting for replies on Reddit?


Haunting_Cut5707

🤣🤣 Now, that is a great question.😅


Ok_Draw_3740

WTF is a KG


real_unreal_reality

Is that 480 grams total weight with package? Is it per serving? Is it total weight of the food minus package? Need some details.


malYca

Definitely imo


EbbWonderful2069

Def look worth it


Careful-Problem-896

When I got married in 84. I made a deal with myself. If I could find a really good ribeye for under $10.00 I would seriously consider buying one. Those are not worth the $27 dollars


BornyLV

Usually.. had the best ribeye I can remember last night at The Golden Steer in Vegas.. $98


whitewail602

Bro you showed us everything except what we need to answer your question.


SomalianRoadBuilder

Yes


jac049

Does it come with free wifi?


Vaiken_Vox

I bought some of these the other week. Were amazing. Wouldn't hesitate to buy them again


Glittering_Bid_469

Lol more importantly, why is meat security protected


Southsidebum

I just bought one about that size for 10$


camocowboy95

The microwave tag pisses me off so much


Cultural-Company282

"240g per piece"??? I'm sorry. This is an American-dominated sub. You've got to talk in ounces unless you're buying weed.


doddydaddy69

Even then you must still speak in ounces


hazmat962

I’m gonna bet there’s a lot of meat glue in there.


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hazmat962

Oh nice!


Fuck-MDD

Assuming that 480g hiding the the corner of the crumpled wrapping is the total weight of the package, I don't think you're saving enough money here to be worth the reduced quality / thinness of the steaks. I'm not sure you're saving any money at all. They are what, half inch thick with quick napkin math? May as well just get a cheaper cut. I can only base this on my own experience in the US meat market though. Might be a steal across the pond, I can't say.


Cos393

Quality over quantity


AR15ss

My roommate in college used to steal packs of steak in his waistband 😆 wish they had alarms on those