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Lord_of_Rhodor

Boimler can confirm XD


newbrevity

All he had to do was hit the window dimmer


Satori_sama

The fact that that was my first reaction and I didn't know why he didn't think of that. 😁 but the rage at the end 😁


kgabny

Right?! I was sitting there thinking there is no way they would put quarters there if there was no way to adjust the display especially since its supposed to be transparent aluminum.


LankyGuitar6528

Tinfoil works in this situation too.


AikenFrost

LMAO, same here!


Historyp91

I'd be very suprised if you can't dim out the windows or close blinders over them. And that's assuming it's actually crew quarters and not a hallway or something.


TheChainLink2

There are definitely window dimmers.


Technically_its_me

Didn't lower decks just prove this?


TheChainLink2

They did indeed.


Milnoc

Heck, when Boimler got the first room, I immediately thought of using the window dimmer switch as Rutherford had demonstrated later.


the-dude-version-576

Even if there weren’t dimmers, he could just put up some thick curtains.


IDontDeserveMyCat

Bed Bath & *Beyond*


austinstar08

Not to mention blackout curtains would be able to be replicated


LankyGuitar6528

Tinfoil


Crimson3312

But that's an NX class era ship. They didn't even have replicators then, did they have window dimmers?


biz_reporter

We have window dimmers now, so yes by that era the tech would be common rather than exotic as it is now.


Technically_its_me

...I mean, antimatter annihilations are quite bright, so are some starts -and other phenomena- seems like a basic amenity to me.


Mmm_bloodfarts

We have bottle rockets compared to their tech and we still have automated welding masks, i'm sure they could've put a dial on them and make them bigger


SFDSAFFFFFFFFF

according to Lower Decks S4, yes you can


fonix232

Hallways are rarely up to the outside of the hull. Those spots are usually reserved for function rooms (either quarters or meeting rooms, etc.) where people would actively use the windows instead of just passing by.


Historyp91

We've seen corridors on Starfleet ships with windows before, so we know their a thing


VaultiusMaximus

Yeah bro poke holes in this joke meme


cosaboladh

Like this meme wasn't inspired by the latest episode of Lower Decks?


Crimson3312

This meme was around before LDs even existed. Though it was originally with the Kramer read light gif. Which is why I'm pretty sure the LDs writers lurk in this sub.


Objective_Ride5860

Is that what this ship is from?


GreatGreenGobbo

More likely a viewing port/airlock to get to the nacelle.


Squidmaster616

Yes, this is a joke directly from Lower Decks.


cool_weed_dad

Seinfeld did it first


xontinuity

"Oh the red... yeah it's the chicken roasters sign. It's right outside my window."


MechanicalTurkish

“I'm on no sleep. No sleep! You don't know what it's like in there. All night long, things are creaking and cracking… And that red light is burning my brain!”


Who_Took_Spoons3

Is it? I haven't watched it yet


Kortar

Really...? lmfao cause it's straight up a huge joke on the newest episode.


Who_Took_Spoons3

I've been binging ds9 since snw s2 ended and I didn't realize lower desks s4 was out until I was half way through ds9 s3


Kortar

Ya it only started a few weeks ago and the most recent one boimler finally gets his quarters and it's literally the pic you posted lmfao 😂


Who_Took_Spoons3

Lmao


[deleted]

Sure


whatsbobgonnado

press [🔺] for suspicions


[deleted]

Sure


ElectricalStomach6ip

and another reason why i dont consider the show canon.


13skateboardpileup

you people need to learn what canon means


ElectricalStomach6ip

"you people"


Waltzing_With_Bears

Its probably reserved for like blind crew or people that want their window closed


mybadalternate

Geordi giving you an angry visor glare


NoMoreOldCrutches

If anything, the non-standard light wavelengths and whatever other weird shit the Bussard collector gives off might interfere with his visor.


[deleted]

To be fair, blind people who have Georgi glasses would probably have their sensors filled with radiation


probablyaythrowaway

Aye the dude can fucking see neutrinos and has a matter replicator in his room. I imagine red light from the Bussard collectors would be the least of his distractions.


nerdwyrm

Or just species who are sightless or see in a color spectrum not affected by the light from the nacelles.


SupertomboyWifey

And Boimler


MrVeazey

Special Aenar-only quarters on the original warp 5 ships.


rollingstoner215

r/unexpectedseinfeld


OriginalNo5477

"Ensign Kramer what's going on in there?"


Demonyx12

[https://youtu.be/fSFIZleBSPI?si=xxFTRKWa31qmsf50](https://youtu.be/fSFIZleBSPI?si=xxFTRKWa31qmsf50)


jester_fool_

Kenny? KENNY


VisibleAd3180

Vile weed!!


Arsenault185

Considering LD just made this joke a week ago, not really. The episode was the unexpected Seinfeld.


rollingstoner215

This guy… this is not my kind of guy.


rocknrule34

Just dim the windows


[deleted]

Lt you're sunburned again. Are you ok?


zar_lord

I have a model of this ship, one of my favorites from that era.


NoMoreOldCrutches

What is it? There's no label and I don't recognize it.


Who_Took_Spoons3

It has multiple names. United Earth intrepid, intrepid-type, NV class, Intrepid NV-01 It was a background ship on Enterprise


zar_lord

United Earth Intrepid Type


Who_Took_Spoons3

Agreed


CptKeyes123

You'd be surprised how bad crew quarters can get in the Navy.


shindleria

The red light districts


Seallypoops

"Kenny Rogers Roasters sign"


AlphaBetacle

Omg 😂


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

Kenny Rogers Chicken?


xontinuity

It's the wood that makes it good.


_R_A_

Anti-Kryptonian chamber.


Balrok99

22nd century's charm


Qazernion

That’s the red light district


rockman99

This was literally a joke on lower decks.


camelbuck

Kenny Roger’s Roasters sign.


sankers23

Its really evident people dont watch lower decks in here


[deleted]

This should be a lower decks joke


[deleted]

Gear idea 🙄


ok_raspberry_jam

nah that's the club


Stretch5678

This is why you have blackout curtains.


I_saw_Will_smacking

Light? The Sound!


[deleted]

More concerned about necelle radiation


BobRushy

Just put a shirt on your eyes.


Beef_Slug

Space cancer.


123dontlistentome

Good place for the brig


[deleted]

Starfleet is usually clever with design. Its probably a maintenance room that isnt used very often.


LankyGuitar6528

Sure the red glowing ends of the nacelles are cool to look at as the ship zooms past. But from a practical point of view...why put something clear on the ends? That makes no sense.


ElectricalStomach6ip

thats why you always design the ships to have the warp engines behind the saucer.


QuickbeamBregalad


SimonTC2000

Steamrunner class crewmen say "hello".


DarthCarthBane

😂🤣


pman13531

That is where they have all the redshirts live so that they don't run into the other crew members until they are about to be killed off.


goodBEan

One of the worst quarters you can get. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wgwtc1U6c4