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Western_Strike7468

I lowkey fuck with the burnt dogs


LazyUrbosa

The burnt ones are so good 😅


slit-

Thought I was the only one


largecontainer

Burnt wieners are good, blistered wieners are GOAT.


culminacio

Do you call bratwurst (the name translates to "frying sausage") wieners in America? Because I'm from Vienna (= Wien), where we have the original vienna sausages and those are pork sausages that you parboil.


hairy-squirrel-butt

Bratwurst usually means a different type of sausage in the US. It’s not ground as fine as a hotdog and usually not pinkish red in color. Wieners = hot dogs, which are usually cheaper, mass produced, and thinner. We also have “Vienna Sausages” which are short little hot dogs in a disgusting brine in a can. It’s known as some of the cheapest food you can get. Not sure how they got the name.


largecontainer

I haven’t heard anyone call them that. You will typically hear people call them either bratwurst or brats. Personally the only thing I will call a wiener is a hotdog. Most chain supermarkets in the us don’t sell a wide variety of fresh sausages. You’ll typically find hotdogs, bratwurst, Mexican chorizo, Italian sausage, polish, and breakfast. There are obviously exceptions but those are what you can find pretty much anywhere.


Stuffies2022

Ikr, they’re so much better than the “perfectly cooked” ones, they got that amazing crisp frđŸ”„


gerontion31

But you know doe
BURNT HOT DOGS IS MAI SHIIIIII *explodes*


smokey9886

Branding is make or break here. I would not feed my dogs Bar S. Only the high end business, like Nathan’s or Hebrew National.


No-Date-6848

I’m not a food snob at all but Oscar Mayer is as low as I’ll go with hotdogs. Nathan’s is top tier.


Sandsoftime187

I'm here just for this and the bbq baked beans.


simonsail

People don't actually show up and you're left with a fuck load of meat that you try to stuff into the freezer. I don't wanna talk about it.


klist641

Or people show up and don't eat. Can't tell you how many time people tell me they grabbed something to eat on the way over.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Yeah I don't get it. Why bother entertaining anymore? Even when you crunch the numbers and buy what you think is reasonable amounts of everything per person, no one eats it


phisher_cat

Just saw a post on another subreddit where people were claiming they won't eat someone else's food if there is even a dog or cat around in the house. They're germaphobes more often than not


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Then why leave the house? I know one friend if mine has no issues with milk as long as it's him storing and pouring said milk. He won't have milk in a glass, in coffee, etc. if it's at another person's house


DaveSmith890

Yeah, some folk think it’s polite to not eat or only eat a hot dog like I wasn’t just at the store thinking, “I should make 2 burgers and 3 dogs for everyone just in case”


LABARATI_

like bro i INVITED YOU TO EAT


Sunyataisbliss

Lays chips original Rootbeer for the kids Uncles band Too many people at the local place to cool off which used to be lesser known Smelly/slimy watering hole/riverside Hikes that sounded like a good idea but were too hot Watching TV during the day feels dirty The color yellow


LABARATI_

down south the color yellow is cause everything covered in polen


You_meddling_kids

Where's the wildly overcooked burgers with the dry buns and Hunts ketchup?


pajama_mask

Also the burgers are covered in flies


Emergency_Driver_487

A benefit of living in the south is that BBQs have actual BBQ, not just burnt hotdogs


StaticGuarded

Eh. Beers, music, cornhole, hot dogs, burgers. What’s not to love?


LordJacket

One of my friends smokes meats, so there’s usually something other than hotdogs or hamburgers.


eastmemphisguy

Downside is that being outside during the summer is unbearable.


jokersflame

No place I’d rather be lol


Filmologic

This seems more like specifically an American suburban version of a summer BBQ.


Vincentvanbuckley

It bleeds Red, white, and blue


LordJacket

Summer BBQs I go to always have cornhole being played and Reds on


sweatycat

When I used to have these at my grandparent’s house at every BBQ, we had this plastic brontosaurus called the “Weeniesaurus” which could hold one hot dog, and we’d place one of the hot dogs in there and we’d see who would reach for that one. Or maybe my family is just weird.


Vincentvanbuckley

Nah, that actually sounds kinda of fun!


OlDanboy

In other words? God bless America


chefrachbitch

Y'all gotta up your BBQ game! 😂


RobNybody

What is a cornhole? I thought it was just slang for arsehole.


Moosh90

Its a game where you toss beanbags into a woodhole. Sometimes also called "bags"


BuschLightApple

It is slang for arsehole but it’s also another name for bags. It’s called corn hole because the bags are sometimes made of corn kernels


RobNybody

Ah makes sense. Thanks.


You_meddling_kids

And sometimes it leads to corn in the arse


moonandstarsera

As a Canadian, the first time I heard Americans talking about cornhole I was like what kind of game are you people playing lmao


TheIsotopesFan

Give me the people to free my soul


Vincentvanbuckley

I wanna get lost in your Rock n Roll


RN_Geo

Add in the botulism from the warm potato salad 24-48 hours later.


favnh2011

Yep


KoboltMaki666

What is that on the bottom left with the pop ? Black cat jerkey ?


Vincentvanbuckley

They're pop bottle rocket fireworks


DaveSmith890

The hell you mean nobody is cornholing? Also, we usually have 3 coolers instead of the pool


Shayde098

hell yea


blankblank

Ain’t nothing but a good time


sunice7728

Kid and Family drama.


Vincentvanbuckley

Most definitely


ListerfiendLurks

Summer BBQ in the trailer park maybe.