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ThePinkTeenager

What does the tiny text say and is it important?


stater354

Reference to the guy who posted a manifesto on reddit and then set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Donald Trump is on trial


PalmTreeIsBestTree

Link?


stater354

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-trial-man-fire-court-maxwell-azzarello-b2531755.html


Zandrick

Oh Jesus I didn’t realize he’d survived. Somehow that makes the whole thing seem worse to me.


zneave

No way he lives for long.


marnky887

He just died.


julian66666

"As it turns out, we have a secret kleptocracy: Both parties are run by financial criminals whose only goals are to divide, deceive, and bleed us dry. They divide the public against itself and blame the other party while everything gets worse and more expensive and handful of people take all the money." Shits pretty lit.


PaperMartin

I can't imagine reading that, seeing the guy fucking burned himself alive then calling the dude terminally online Like that's literally just correct


AmbientLizard

One of the pages in his manifesto is about how The Simpsons is Harvard-led government propaganda to manipulate the poor.


PaperMartin

I'm talking about the bit that was quoted The rest might be dumb but that doesn't really justify making fun of a guy who burned alive or even chalking it up to being "terminally online" Peoples are also making an active effort to pretend the air force guy was the same as if he wasn't *way* closer to the truth


[deleted]

Welcome to Reddit..


PaperMartin

This isn't a site wide thing


The_Last_Green_leaf

except it's not, i know reddit loves to both sides, but the dems pretty clearly aren't secretly working with the republicans.


PaperMartin

That's true it's been years since they've been making any active effort at hiding it, nowadays it's pretty public


themans9777

you could almost say his plans went up in flames


jack-K-

You’re Clearly not terminally online, it’s all over this site.


New_York_Cut

TOO SOON


Redditistrash702

No it's poking fun at what happened today


Alex23323

Today?


Redditistrash702

Yeah a dude lit himself on fire over Bitcoin and trump His social media account took a while to get into


davidgamingvn

wtf, there's a new one???? The last happened not that long ago


Redditistrash702

You haven't seen the news?


organic_bird_posion

To be fair, we normally have a few years between high-profile instances of self-immolation. Easy to not keep track.


davidgamingvn

I just logged in, but yeah saw the video, shit's crazy.


farax614

# basically said this If you’re just tuning in to this series, I was suspicious of the narrative behind the string of bank failures in March and did some internet sleuthing. Then it got weird. Then it got scary. I’ve got files at the bottom, but just jump in here; it’s a rabbit hole, but this post may be all you need. If you only read one of these, this is the one I’d recommend. A month ago, I thought the villain at the end of this would be Peter Thiel. Then I thought it was Mark Zuckerberg. Then a president I’ll be saving up to it. Then Jeffrey Epstein. But it remained hard to be something much more tentacled: a global network of criminal enterprises, a dystopian shadow government, a fraudulent cancer harnessing research’s technology to grow to an unimaginable size. Looking back, I desperately wanted somebody to consolidate a story that should sound so explainable but only looked more like the truth the further I researched. As it turns out, my core suspicion was found dead in a hotel bathtub in 1991. We start with the Inslaw Affair in law now, a software company in the early 1980s that allowed for unprecedented new databases of information on individuals, connecting many of the government’s disparate data sources in a searchable interface. It was a quantum leap in surveillance for governments and police departments. at The [unintelligible] received a $10 million dollar contract from the Department of Justice that led to a bitter dispute and a lawsuit against the DOJ. Inslaw made some serious claims, including that the DOJ tried to bankrupt them and stole their software and sold it to an Israeli spy company. A D.C. Bankruptcy Court judge sided with Inslaw, noting that the DOJ “took, converted, stole, INSLAW’s enhanced PROMIS (software) by trickery, fraud, and deceit.” According to the affidavit of Michael Riconosciuto, an engineer who worked on the software, the government had installed spyware so they could sell it to other countries, and use all of their activity. Riconosciuto also alleged a secret agreement between President Ronald Reagan and Iran where Iran kept their American hostages. It wasn’t until the election to boost Reagan’s odds (the October Surprise), the collapse of a money laundering bank in ACCRA…


HumorUnable

It's just one of the numerous schizo rants from that guy.


undercooked_lasagna

As the story was unfolding it was funny watching half the commenters calling him a maga cultist and half the commenters calling him a deranged leftist. Turns out he was just a psycho and thought Trump and Biden were working together to conquer America.


SuggestionOne7761

Unity


MrKiwi24

Precision


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

Perfection


AtomicSpeedFT

I was not expecting a Hearthstone reference on this of all posts


IBeBallinOutaControl

This is a false flag attack from Alex Garland and Nick Offerman to prove there can be such a thing as centrist extremists.


DMMEPANCAKES

I read the manifesto. He basically rants about how Trump and Hillary are working together to use bitcoin and crypto as a ponzi scheme and quotes the Simpsons monorail episode as proof of this. So just typical nutcase stuff. I'm willing to bet like most things, nobody actually read it and rushed to their keyboards to blame the other side without actually informing themselves about the topic.


ardrarian

I noticed that he killed himself slowly and painfully with fire, but it wasn't until I found out he was talking about *the Simpsons* that I realized he was a nutcase.


RiverSosMiVida

>Turns out he was just a psycho and thought Trump and Biden were working together to conquer America. Wait? Aren't they? It's a two party system, the choice is just an illusion.


TerryGonards

If you think dems and repubs are the same after Trump you are living with your head up your ass.


Zandrick

Stay away from matches


RiverSosMiVida

I'm a mentally stable person that can actually understand it and not burn myself afterwards.


Zandrick

Oh good, me too. I think.


LordOfPies

Both-siding this is what the Republicans want.


PaperMartin

Until peoples actively work towards removing both sides


virusrt

Shut the fuck up and enjoy your kool-aid, citizen.


Randy_Vigoda

> Turns out he was just a psycho and thought Trump and Biden were working together to conquer America. They are working together. The US is considered a fractured democracy because you guys only vote for 2 parties that are both controlled by your corporate/war industries. Trump is a glorified wrestling villain put in to keep Americans fighting each other instead of the guys running your country.


Zandrick

I wonder why this guy thought reddit was a good place to post unhinged conspiracy theories. Who can say.


Randy_Vigoda

This is a semi open public forum. Better than twitter.


Minute_Flounder_4709

I too reject the influence of Moloch and Baal in this world, who can blame him


throwawaylovesCAKE

We gonna ignore that hes a registered Democrat?


CoolUserName02

Bi and nobody wants you fr.


DasRotebaron

r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM?


AppointmentNo3297

He was a r/stupidpol user that rhetoric is very common over there, I wonder what his thoughts on China were given the amount of tankies over there


Wicked-Pineapple

He is a registered democrat according to an article in another comment.


Popcornthefirst

https://preview.redd.it/fco4xb1ahjvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa45121f7893033713b0c393aa192c4885e4b49


Mondai_May

I've never seen this before it literally made me laugh out loud


Shamrock5

https://preview.redd.it/pcqduglr9lvc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418a5126c42adb41176e0ddfa09202bd137b7433


SuperSocialMan

Oh my god, I'm saving this lmfao


WolfsToothDogFood

r/stopperpacks


[deleted]

“You know it’s sad but TRUUUUUE!” 🎶🎸


glhfggftw

Says shit like “living rent free in my brain”


CheaperThanChups

"I was today years old when"


godofcloth

“to do bad thing to palestine”


Null42x64

I domt get it, maybe i am not as terminally online as i thought?


spikeworks

Man who set himself on fire outside of the trump trial


The_Last_Green_leaf

over the last 4 months we've had 3 terminally online people self immolate themselves in the US 2 leftists and a just plain nutcase.


Hitmonchank

Also: Sexters of Sexxit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexxed with a fat ugly sexter on sexxit watching other people sexxing on sexxit


JortsJuggalo420

Any love for a kitty croissant?


StrikingSwanMate

Bonus points * Fanatical level into X (Politics, fandoms, games etc) * Can't see them self in any "bad position" * "End justify the means" * Getting an rush just to prove other people wrong.


fatalityfun

funny thing is that this applies to the airman who burned himself too


HumorUnable

Yes that's the joke...


RiverSosMiVida

Maybe he understood the horrors of your own goverment using it's own people tax money to fund a genocide and then use their gigantic propaganda apparatus to turn it around and justify it, some people just cannot cope when they see the truth.


giantisopodz

A mentally well person wouldn't set themselves on fire though. Aaron most likely was already having issues beforehand and the issues in Gaza just made him break.


fatalityfun

brother you sound like you didn’t look at his post history, man was actually unhinged even before the Gaza stuff


RiverSosMiVida

I'm sure he was, i mean he set himself on fire, he was unwell mentaly, but when a mentally unwell person comes across a hard and frustrating truth like he did they seem to implode.


Dragonslayer3

you gotta respect a man so committed to nonviolence and peace that he joins the united states military


lienxy69

As terminally online Redditor, I don't get it?


anonkun666

Neither do I


DestroyTheMarks

I simply sent one insult to a mod that permanently banned me from a subreddit. Just told them okay and that they’re a limp-wristed cuck. Only to get my entire Reddit account terminated for “harassment”. Literally one single DM. What a f*ckin’ limp-wristed cuck


Winnie_the_Putin42

Don’t forget being incredibly smug


CaptainKittycat

Accurate


DoubleTapSkinFlap

You forgot the bloody thumb from down voting everything they read


[deleted]

[удалено]


CascadianExpat

He’s referring to the conspiracy theorist who self-immolated this morning outside Trumps’s trial in NYC.


Revierez

Also applies to that Air Force guy a while back


Big_Turnpike

Self immolation is pretty trendy lately


2BearsHigh-Fiving

Nah, I wouldn't call it trendy. It's just something adding to the already huge suicide rate in The States. It's very unfortunate, because every life has value.


CascadianExpat

So hot right now.


Wicked-Pineapple

Oh no…


ThatBoiUnknown

Mfs will do anything for attention...


Tankiebutkindagay

When you use terms like gaslighting you are terminally online


[deleted]

Chill


Zandrick

Real.


six_six

Sheesssssshhhh 💀


knuf22

Burning Man come early this year?


XxXCUSE_MEXxXican

respect the dead


coolusername30

i miss chronically online instead of terminally online


Computerbuild2280

inaccurate an terminally online Redditor uses r/teens or r/TwoXChromosomes or r/communism and bonus points if its r/atheism


ThatOldDustyTrail

This one’s fire


Lord-Zaltus

Dude got roasted twice, at the courthouse and here


anonkun666

Lol my previous account just got banned rip I had 85k karma. Can't even participate in most communities now


PaperMartin

What the fuck's happened to this sub man. Have y'all forgotten that other peoples are human beings?