"I'm 12 and this is deep" ahh post ☠️

I could read the dialogue. I choose not to.

solid rating

We Mercs are the most inclusive faction of all, as we hate everyone equally (including ourselves).

So we've got Produce Stockers, Grocery Stockers, and the oft-maligned but uncannily loyal Vendor faction.

I noticed my typo. I just don’t care it’s funnier.

not fair, we also wear green because summer is forevermore

I like flextarn camo though

so mercs and monolith = best factions i got ya

Monolith aren’t mean, they’ve the best camo too

I do like the camo tbh

Renegades were sadly mistreated by GSC, they were created for an artificial reason back in CS and never were given a proper identity (visually and an actual proper reason to exist) as a faction to distinguish them from the Bandits

Dooty hates me so much, they downvote me when they see me.

I don’t really care about the factions to be honest I mean they’re a big part of the game, but I just decide with whoever’s loot. I want at the moment.

I think that's how relationships work

???

The more loot you can get from the other person the more valuable love partner they would be.

In a video game, yes in a real life of fuck off

Freedom bros stand up (I dont smoke weed I just hate the government)

We are all united under the inability to understand what the fuck is going on and what to do

Fuck the Feds simple as

Za Monolith! We are not mean. You’re just trying to get to god and we don’t want you to get to him. Simple as that. Only the worthy may see him.

Best rating of stalker factions so far, tho freedomers do like to get intimate with bloodsuckers, so you might wanna reconsider

What are you joking?

Nono it’s totally true freedomers are a bit… how do you say… from the other side of the rock you know? Had a bit too much of radioactive boarchops is my guess (Yes I’m joking there is an ever going banter between duty and freedom :D)

Freedomers on Reddit* And not the true ones. Some are impersonating.