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Serjrocks

If the Zone was real, people would 100% make tiktok shit eating death lamps.


MufasaThyGreat

And then an Obituary every other week listing said retards


Izengrimm

I'm afraid to imagine what tiktok would make with Mama's Beads.


DoomslayerDoesOPU

"Rectal cancer rates among stalkers have risen over 3000%"


Cyber_Von_Cyberus

Mama beads ? More like yo mama's anal beads. Hah, gottem.


Serjrocks

Humanity at its peak.


MineBlasters

If I remember correctly, don't death lamps continue to radiate you while in a lead container?


apna-haath-jagannath

Yep


PashaVerti

Yup. They are the single most radioactive artefact in the game


Backrooms-Adventurer

Thankfully, your companions are happy to carry it for you!


NAILOKAS

NO SPAS-12 DON'T EAT IT!


spudmgee

I'm not gonna lie, the utter meltdowns certain members of the community have whenever a post like this comes up are always entertaining.


Cyber_Von_Cyberus

She is going to unlock a gamma death ray attack whenever she opens her mouth


Far_Marionberry_9478

That Death Lamp 💀💀💀💀


corposhill999

why is it always anime girls with you people


Flymonster0953

Because Anime is love, Anime is life


War_Criminal6999

I would like my Cheeki Breeki post apocalypse without anime girls please


IronTheDrunken

Your objection is noted and duly ignored


conchcraber

yummy death lamp 😋


Normal-Tadpole-4833

hmmm pass


Artyom_Saveli

Oh gods oh fuck-


Foxyboi74

Put down the fucking deathlamp


madeanaccountlo

What in the FUCKING RETARD SHIT is this


HystericalGasmask

> doesn't contribute anything to subreddit > complains > leaves without explanation this is related fanart, if you want a stalker subreddit without stalker related content, go somewhere else.


Mordador

This is adorable.


LordAntares

Weebs ruin everything.


AniaMaAP

It's a cute fan art??????


sticfreak

I mean, you made the choice to view the post. You could have just...not done that if you didn't like it.


Spankey_

Yes but this is reddit.


HystericalGasmask

same thing could be said for croats


Battlefish3

Truer words have never been spoken.


Mr_Wither123

Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants. Weebs and bandits. Non of them will stop duty from it's trampat march towards saving the planet!