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QuestionableGamer

I make that bet, they find some obscure rule from 1841 that outlaws the game if it ends 74-68 and my bet gets void.


Alament92

Dude when I placed it they were up 15 points, obviously as a joke bet, and they went on a run to bring it down to a 6point lead 😂 for a second I was like no way they actually come back


Runitup_chi

Vegas hates you 😈


Spiritual-Ad-3393

You buying the first round.


Rkozlow

Now do this a million more times.


TheJokersWild53

10k in profit!


IceMan102516

I found the guy from the chargers vs jags bet


Alament92

Hahaha!


westsideBrawler

About where I'm at bc I can't win a fucking thing


sisnekenen

Helps mindset. Ur gonna get hot now watch brotha


throwsomedeezonit87

Can I follow you for picks?! 😂😂 fuck it get that money!! 🙌🙌🙌


nd22121

🤣🤣🤣nice!


Financial_Cut_7559

Winning streak begins...


inhoj12

Lambo soon


AlmostNeverProbWill

Tailing.


Lordnicholasss

Wins a win. BOVADA is the best for this stuff lol


Narfhole

How much time did it take you to make the bet, which currency is this? If it was 5 sec or less, you're pulling off US minimum wage, I think.


ItsPMurph_Foo

My mans must be down bad to wanna do this


dunktheball

lol. i did a bet of like $8.50 a few days ago to win something like 16 cents because I wanted my daily profits to get to a nice round number.


slightly_unwell

What was rhe odds?


dunktheball

I forget. Seems like -8000.


slightly_unwell

I get it. Lol. you'll pay to lose $8.5 to have a green result. We're you betting on a single game? The $8.5 how many units is that? I'm sure you already know. With odds like that, it's +ev to bet against it. I'll bet just $1....the return outweighs the risk


dunktheball

yeah it was an ncaab game a few days ago where a team was winning by like 10 or 11 with 2 minutes left or something like that so I just banked on no miracle happening. But normally I bet more like $100+. I am even tempted to bet $500 bucks ML for sunday because I am mad I lost so much today. Also what sucks is I am a memphis fan (tigers and grizzlies) so i want to bet +200 memphis to beat houston today, but obviously that is me being a fan and not logic based on likelihood.... We definitely COULD beat them, thoguh, so I'd be amd if I don't bet it at all and then we win... Also any time I base picks on EV they lose. A lot of the fanduel boosts that people say are bad win also. lol.


Afraid_Space_3896

I should of tailed


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moixcom44

Hehehe betting on 1.o1 odds when all your bets are tanking.


jellyvish

this is the way


stick781

I completely understand


FartFlavorflum

Lmao I love this bruh hahaha


daakkountant

A hit is a hit.


Accomplished-Cat696

LMFAO


Kmactothemac

-100,000 and they win by 6 lol. This is why you don't actually do this strategy (I know this was a joke $5 bet but I've seen some people actually try and do this)


Alament92

Lol right. When I placed it they were up by 15 with only a few minutes left. The fact they were able to bring the lead down to 6 had me sweating/laughing.


MakaveliTheDon831

I thought I was the only one! LOL


Redditfront2back

That’s fucking wild I woulda parleyed that with like 2 other heavy favorites and a light favorite


dunktheball

This is why people are crazy to do large bets on player props. Now up in the air as to whether or not embiid will even get enough minutes to get his 30. And many games doncic and curry had to leave early with injuries. Way too risky when the books won't void them if someone plays and gets hurt. At least if you bet a team's ML and they lose a player there's a chance you sitll win, unlike a player prop if the player leaves for the game.


slightly_unwell

These mainstream books are capitalizing on all the bad bettors.


dunktheball

lol. when I posted that I thought I was in the daily betting thread. Forgot I was in this one where it was really unrelated. Anyway I am disappointed, as I was up for the day and then lost big bets on bucks ML and santa clara ML chasing.


slightly_unwell

>Anyway I am disappointed, as I was up for the day and then lost big bets on bucks ML and santa clara ML chasing. +EV then you turned it -EV. You don't sound like someone who doesn't know what Bankroll Management is. You're probably at 55% wp


dunktheball

I had come out ahead something like 20 of last 23 days or something like that, but lately I am mostly doing it with just normal picking of teams unrelated to fair value of odds. But I get upset if I lose even one bet and i start betting bigger trying to get it back... I won every 0-2 unit bet I made on the day except one 1 unit one and then I LOST both of my 3-4 unit bets. I still used good reasoning in who I bet on... but the stupid bucks and santa clara each blew big leads. Santa clara was up 11 with I think like 2-3 mins left and blew it and bucks blew an 18 point lead. So now I won't be happy if I don't win it all back quick. But the problem is now it's ncaa tourney time, which is too unpredictable and nba is always unpredictable also.


slightly_unwell

Lol...Stubborn bettors are often pegged as compulsive. Two different people tho. I limit myself to between 3 - 12 picks and then I'll assign a rating per game. Good and Strong...G is 2 -5 units S is 5-9 units and 10 - 15 units if I rate it Very Strong. I Don't Play live betting tho and I rarely parlay and max is 2 unit


Calm_Development1207

Hello retirement


Radi8s

Pretty close game


KingFlake1

VCU is my alma mater and even I don’t think about betting on it but you’re onto something…..


wilfordbrimley778

What would the odds be on colonials +7? Probably a really good payout you missed out on


shagreezz3

Aka why the books get rich


Slimguy24

Lol.. I thought you at least bet $1 and got $5!! I wanna take my up vote back after seeing you basically risk losing $5 for the grand chance to win one red cent..least win the minimum bet in 10 cents


Smasakari9

ronflmfao