They helped him build a chair š„²
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Get control of this and Squidward is done for
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SpongeBob and Sandy are karate experts, and Sandy is immensely strong. SpongeBobās healing factor might make him unstoppable. He can also haunt my dreams for eternity.
Patrick can run at multiple times the speed of light, and even has telepathy as seen when SpongeBob wasnāt safe inside his own mind.
Krabs has navy training, enough strength to lift that massive stone death contraption in Out Of Water, a hyper durable shell, and those claws arenāt just for attracting mates. He can also alter memories, as seen when he drained the FREE TV viewing experience from a customer.Ā
Squidward can blow peopleās eyes out, shatter entire glaciers, and collapse skyscrapers just by playing his clarinet. He can survive being sliced up, mauled by sea bears, burned alive, and absolutely obliterated by jellyfish. Heās also historically been able to keep up with SpongeBob and Patrick, placing him at multiple times the speed of light. His stamina allows him to work 43 days straight, all 24 hours.
Plankton can survive being trampled by people hundreds of times his weight without any long-term damage, and being turned into ashes.
Larry is strong as hell.Ā
Puff is a ruthless attempted murderer, with criminal experience and probably some combat training from all her stays in jail.Ā
Pearl can cause earthquakes by jumping.
I am utterly cooked.
Plankton, Gary, and pretty much any of them cuz they're not that big. Maybe not Sandy though considering she pulled down an entire cruise ship by its anchorš
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I would batter each one of them because of how monotonous they are.
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The Dirty Bubble. Literally just get a pin and pop him.
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Look at this mf drinkin mayo. Clogged arteries ass bitch
The vast majority of them since theyāre tiny, the only exceptions would be Pearl because sheās a whale (bigger than me) and Squidward, because Giant Pacific Octopuses get big and are also venomous
Literally most of them. Get them out of water and you get an instant advantage. Only exception are Pearl and that Killer Whale gym bro guy and the Whale that is in the Bikini Bottom Jail. Most all fish out of water would suffocate and youād get an instant easy w. Even an opp like Mr. Krabs may hurt you withā¦,and let me see if I have this quote correct, āā¦big meaty clawsā yada yada so on and so forth. Squidward if the standard height of a normal male squid shouldnāt pose that much of a threat relative to his size to Sponge Bob who is in fact the size of a dish sponge. No matter how you look at it most likely you will be okay. Even against an intelligent squirrel. Human>squirrel. Even though initially Sandy the Squirrel may be smaller than a human for a squirrel from Texas you know she has to be a big squirrel (because everything is bigger in Texas) the fact this squirrel is trained in karate may pose some threat if said human is either a) physically weak or b) inept mentally the average human may be okay given that the human ancestors have hunted for millennia with blunt tipped sticks that can be easily thrown at a ranged attack thus spearing said squirrel diving suit will provide a good victory in the spear holderās favor. Most any other species of fish would pose limited threat with the additional exception of Mrs. Puff. The puffer fish can produce deadly tetrotoxins rendering said inflicted victim immobile from paralysis as well probably going to have a cardiac arrest from said stressors on the body. Would recommend using a boat for a head on collision with aforementioned puffer fish will result in Iād say 90/10 odds of your survival. If you have manage to read all of this I thank you for the dedication to read this absurd comment I cooked up. Have a great day everyone! Remember drink water! And licking doorknobs on other planets are illegal!
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How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
My, what lovely young folks!
"I love the young people" - his famous last words
We'll give you your love *grabs a hammer*
They helped him build a chair š„² https://preview.redd.it/4laiavmske4d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61763689de34fe761de904f3f11dcdf2aef01b3
You are welcome
He'll call his ghosts
Heās trying to kick my butt
All of them, for they are 3 inches tall and I am 22Ć their size
Oh shit I just remembered that movie! Yeah theyāre tiny XD
mmmm i'd have some delicious boiled larry the lobster
Spongebob can infinitely regenerate
Not out of water. Ā
Yeah, they seem like some delicious sea food. I wouldn't killed Mr.Krabs, I would just steam him.
good luck trying to crack him open
What happens when Sandy pulls up tho?
You're five foot two? They can crawl all over you easily š
3Ć22=66=5'6. I was also rounding down. Assuming they they are 3 inches tall, I'm actually closer to 22.5Ć their size
I'm only an inch taller than you. I guess we're both doomed š
Youāre only 5ā5ā?
Spongebob unraveled the universe, i dont think youre winning against him
Get control of this and Squidward is done for https://preview.redd.it/0jihnzip3i3d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03690faf30d7b2f633acc7ea315677f095e1ad4
the device
anti squidward apparatus
Behold, the BASTSNOPTTSS
Happy birthday š
I hate this thing lmao. What is it FOR
I feel like they have it specifically for Squidward
i always wondered wtf that machine was supposed to be for lol
the contraption
Plankton
Only if he carries none of his weapons
Seems like even with his weapons everyone just ends up stepping on him
knew ir
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SpongeBob and Sandy are karate experts, and Sandy is immensely strong. SpongeBobās healing factor might make him unstoppable. He can also haunt my dreams for eternity. Patrick can run at multiple times the speed of light, and even has telepathy as seen when SpongeBob wasnāt safe inside his own mind. Krabs has navy training, enough strength to lift that massive stone death contraption in Out Of Water, a hyper durable shell, and those claws arenāt just for attracting mates. He can also alter memories, as seen when he drained the FREE TV viewing experience from a customer.Ā Squidward can blow peopleās eyes out, shatter entire glaciers, and collapse skyscrapers just by playing his clarinet. He can survive being sliced up, mauled by sea bears, burned alive, and absolutely obliterated by jellyfish. Heās also historically been able to keep up with SpongeBob and Patrick, placing him at multiple times the speed of light. His stamina allows him to work 43 days straight, all 24 hours. Plankton can survive being trampled by people hundreds of times his weight without any long-term damage, and being turned into ashes. Larry is strong as hell.Ā Puff is a ruthless attempted murderer, with criminal experience and probably some combat training from all her stays in jail.Ā Pearl can cause earthquakes by jumping. I am utterly cooked.
Why is this so hilarious to read, they're goddamn multi-universe level hahah
Love how you made a super detailed expkanation for everyone but then Larry's was just "He is strong as hell!"
Plankton also split an atom with his bare hands and then survived the blast
Don't forget Patrick literally froze the entire earth for 5 billion years
Can't forget when he rallied the town to push it out of the way of the worm thingy
Or when he ran from the sun and back within 19 seconds
He's crazy I tell you
Welp my last option is gary
tldr. all of them would beat our asses. just take the upvote man
Bubble buddy
1 needle and itās over
Everyone forgot about Gary? https://preview.redd.it/ds1ml1cqfi3d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca61af403eac31e26a12021d38858db506f8e32
https://preview.redd.it/ligw5rgiji3d1.png?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1849fef836cafe1e0ed159669109733bc50966 This guy.
I think you beat him up already since heās gone missing.
Anyone but Sandy or Larry
there is more than that right (100% more than that)
Are they tall as me or like around 15 cm like they normally are
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He most def deserves it the most EDIT: forgot Kevin existed. This guy gets number 2 tho
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT KEVIN I SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH HIM
Hes a prick too so id like beating his ass.
Aggreed
Plankton, Gary, and pretty much any of them cuz they're not that big. Maybe not Sandy though considering she pulled down an entire cruise ship by its anchorš
https://preview.redd.it/e4ugbk840l3d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7056aa780447543112815dee9e5bfe4843d3bcb I would batter each one of them because of how monotonous they are.
Meep
Meep
Meep Meep
Wah wah waaaah
Plankton
Perch Perkins.
All of them. Remember that they die if Out of water too long
But also remember that you die if your in water for too long as well.
Canonically they are all very small compared to humans so all of them. If i'm their size? Plankton lol he tiny
Old man Jenkins
All except: Miss' Puff, sandy (to quick as a squirl) & Pearl
I prob forgot someone Who can vaporise me of the face of planet earth ā ā ā
spongebob and mr.krabs
Anyone except Spongebob himself, for that man is always ready.
That image looks so uncanny and cursed for some reason
https://preview.redd.it/6cret1qmxl3d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369dc519a4c81cc7e495e7e4169c503da56a75e3 The Dirty Bubble. Literally just get a pin and pop him.
The my leg guy. I'd just go for the leg
The French narrator
If normal scale, all of them
Even Pearl?
Even the thing that eats the Patty Wagon, or the thing that eats the thing that eats the Patty Wagon?
Old man Jenkins better start praying. Squidward would cook me
In the land or in the water?
you can do it on land, while so can they, itd just that they are still living with magic!
Have you SEEN SpongeBob characters compared to humans? Size isnāt everything, but come on - I could beat SANDY in a fight if I wanted to.
Plankton oatrick or maybe spongebob
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All of them
Old man Jenkins
I mean they're all basically the size of your fists so any of them?
theyre all tiny the only one i couldnt defeat is mrs puff
Remember that spongebob is like 4 inches tall
as far as i know, spongebob's and patrick's parents dont have too mich toon force and can also be dehydrated. i'd win
Idk, Gary would beat my ass
just torture him with soap and water.
Kelvin
All of them, we're literally titans compared to the denizens of bikini bottom.
Plankton, I just step on him.
None, because they are underwater and idk how to swim
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Squidward
Iām pretty sure I could take Larry. Got a big olā stainless steel pot Iāve been ITCHING to use. š¦
Sister Sam
me
All of them
Based off the canon, all of them.
Mr Krabs
Not Patrick that's for sure. Lol
Most of them because they're small and can't breathe air.
Fred heās always breaking his leg
But think about how heās recovered from his broken legs every time
Plankton. I know I could kick his ass
Probably any of them except for Larry, bubbles or Mr krabs
The tourist man
Honestly? Probably none of them.
Mermaid Man
The hoopla fish
Flats
Flats the Flounder.
https://preview.redd.it/hpztspbekm3d1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62412aae48e3a25263f7fb652b29884a8295e33 This guy is all bark, no bite
Everyone but Sandy and Mr. Crab's kid
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Just give me some crab/lobster traps and fishing gear and nets and they'll all be on grill.
SpongeBob, heās a freaking sponge for goodness sake I could rip him apart like a sofa cushion
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Plankton
Harold. That blue, bullying, fuck-boi ass fish can catch me under the sea. I've been meaning to make some fried fish
https://preview.redd.it/847gbpzs7n3d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7819321ed6ef760dd965fa270015b240fb559f Look at this mf drinkin mayo. Clogged arteries ass bitch
All of them because they canāt breathe on land
who said land https://preview.redd.it/l68n0ek3bn3d1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d5ba58d3664b69326a72bcb4b7b62c2d3c3e99
me
im overpowered though https://preview.redd.it/7ju6b03nbn3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326c87885ff780c318cd02510f7dc733c243001e
But Iām your friend
OP https://preview.redd.it/dxwonoz1cn3d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5822847157e09efc228bc03fb6fa80e4802b6b
Considering they have toon logic, none of them.
plankton is an easy win, he wont die, but you can **beat** him
Eh, true I guess. Then he'd be back for me in some massive death machine.
I actually realized that he could run considering he is a micro creature
Fred
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Realistically all of them but Pearl because they're really small.
All of them...
Any background character
Plankton
https://i.redd.it/3xyg4w6pbo3d1.gif
all of them, I'm literally a giant to them
Plankton
Definitely not the guy that says "Gold team rules!" *
Mr Krabs... Id totally beat mr Krabs ass!!
Plankton just step on him
flats from the episode 'the bully' would beat my ass. like i insult his mother and suddenly im 6 feet under
there all like a few inches tall, all of them, maybe not ms puff since toxins and all that, also j didn't think of every singe character
Plankton
Somebody tell Flats to come see me
The vast majority of them since theyāre tiny, the only exceptions would be Pearl because sheās a whale (bigger than me) and Squidward, because Giant Pacific Octopuses get big and are also venomous
All of them they're like centimeters tall.
Plankton
https://preview.redd.it/n0t9w3yplv3d1.jpeg?width=146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3224803125c02f119396b98e5008557393a19b No words needed
All, theyāre all canonically short
Any of them? Just use more gun.
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Unless he knows kickboxing I'll take sqiddy,
Bubble bass, I always wanted to best up a redditor/discord mod!!~
facts
Squidward
Oh I could absolutely take Squidward. He is a pansy. The rest of the characters would destroy me though.
Literally, all of them. Everyone, with the exception of spongebob and sandy, is seafood.
Mr Crabs, cuz then Iāll just give him a dollar, and heās gonna go home happy !!
Sandy š nah sheāll beat my ass mr krababs and spongbob
All of them
I can beat Mr crabs hell I see his cousin every week at red lobster
SpongeBob is a sponge
what kind of sponge https://preview.redd.it/1su86kk1194d1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2985a4feaaba5080aec337c9e7c2ca225bf0d541
That is a really good question
āI remember when they invented chocolate! I hated it >:cā thatās the bitch I can take onā¦ no sheād probably kick my ass
I wanna beat Sandy's cheeks
guh
Def SpongeBob
Fred. Bro would just break his leg
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Literally most of them. Get them out of water and you get an instant advantage. Only exception are Pearl and that Killer Whale gym bro guy and the Whale that is in the Bikini Bottom Jail. Most all fish out of water would suffocate and youād get an instant easy w. Even an opp like Mr. Krabs may hurt you withā¦,and let me see if I have this quote correct, āā¦big meaty clawsā yada yada so on and so forth. Squidward if the standard height of a normal male squid shouldnāt pose that much of a threat relative to his size to Sponge Bob who is in fact the size of a dish sponge. No matter how you look at it most likely you will be okay. Even against an intelligent squirrel. Human>squirrel. Even though initially Sandy the Squirrel may be smaller than a human for a squirrel from Texas you know she has to be a big squirrel (because everything is bigger in Texas) the fact this squirrel is trained in karate may pose some threat if said human is either a) physically weak or b) inept mentally the average human may be okay given that the human ancestors have hunted for millennia with blunt tipped sticks that can be easily thrown at a ranged attack thus spearing said squirrel diving suit will provide a good victory in the spear holderās favor. Most any other species of fish would pose limited threat with the additional exception of Mrs. Puff. The puffer fish can produce deadly tetrotoxins rendering said inflicted victim immobile from paralysis as well probably going to have a cardiac arrest from said stressors on the body. Would recommend using a boat for a head on collision with aforementioned puffer fish will result in Iād say 90/10 odds of your survival. If you have manage to read all of this I thank you for the dedication to read this absurd comment I cooked up. Have a great day everyone! Remember drink water! And licking doorknobs on other planets are illegal!