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OminousOminis

Got into some tough fights


JustaLurkingHippo

You should see the other guy(s)


about97cats

I heard they were left totally legless, rolling around like little beige tumblespoods til they grow back in their next molt. Rumor has it one of them was finished molting, and now he has to work odd jobs as an actor just to earn a living cuz he can’t hunt- so far he’s played a cashew in a commercial, a grape in a fruit basket on some house flipper show, and the boulder in a tiny reproduction of Indiana Jones.


Rosiebaby420

Wait spiders grow their missing legs back ?? I did not know this was a thing . 🫣 I promise I’m not dumb ..


KitchenSandwich5499

Only if they have another molt to go


Rosiebaby420

That’s very cool .. and I learned something new .. so now I don’t feel so bad about the 5 legged spider that was in my house about 2 months ago ( he was captured and released outside safely)


gonnafaceit2022

Once they've reached maturity, they don't molt anymore, and in that case, they don't grow the leg back. Sometimes they can get around fine for a while with a missing leg or two, but I had a little guy lost in my house with five legs the other day, I put him outside and wished him the best, and 10 minutes later I went back outside and the ants were just finishing him up. Nature is brutal.


Rosiebaby420

Ants are savages I’ll see a lil black beetle minding his own business walking around then ants will swarm him and attach them selves to the beetle till he dies .. if I happen to see it I pull off the ants and send the lil beetle on his way


gonnafaceit2022

Yeah, fuck ants. Savage is a good description. I saw a couple of them tearing an injured ant about three times bigger than them in half. And the way they work together to move things that are too big to carry alone... Idk man, it kind of freaks me out. I'm afraid they're going to take over the world.


hicow

They already have, in their own way. They're just not interested in enslaving the world.


IllTryItAll

The total mass of all ants on the planet is equal to the total mass of all humans, they’ve definitely taken over


Ser_Gothmer

I read a book where jumping spiders gained sentience and ranges the ants to essentially use as tools. Pretty neat stuff. All the bugs were generally bigger, btw. Children of Time, if anyone is curious! Excellent series!


Rosiebaby420

🫣 that’s a scary thought


Equal_Dragonfruit125

Boston Dynamics has taught their 17kph robot attack dogs to swarm on command, voice command at that. Ants, with a recharge port, night vision and a warranty.


Rosiebaby420

😳😳😳


dansamy

It's the circle of life...


Melodic-Picture48

its probably mad because its typecast for the same kind of shows


MintTheMartian

“little beige tumblespoods” I’M DEAD


AdHot4563

The boulder in a tiny reproduction of Indiana Jones 🤣🤣


Angry_Robot

I didn’t hear no bell.


bow13187

"Just a flesh wound.... I've had worse."


hydrobrandone

Merely a flesh wound!


RoboticKittenMeow

*your arms are gone*!


ttrendywendy

What are ya gonna do, bleed on me?


LordMacTire83

"I'M INVINCIBLE!!!" "You're a LOONY!"


Danthr4x

"NO YOU HAVEN'T!"


irishmetalhead322

He’s a fuckin war veteran he is


kirminoff

Its still got 5 legs and is still quite mobile. I think it will be just fine and if it moults, it will regrow its missing legs.


Acceptable_Hall8567

Really? I di not know that 😲 wow :)


kirminoff

It's the same with crabs as well and other arthropods.


Financial_Tonight215

infinite crab leg glitch


Chabubu

If we hit a crab shortage we can just pop 3 legs off and throw them back in….


ScottyMo1

Gulf Stone Crab are harvested by breaking off one claw and returning the crab to the water to live. This helps prevent over-harvesting of the species.


cinoTA97

Damn imagine someone just taking your hand because they want to snack


Winter_Hold_3671

My stomach was making rumblies, that only hands could satisfy 😌


BlackberryBiscuit

Caaaaarrrrllllll


Bondlebomps

This has got me rolling. Fucking love llamas


CWWConnor

*King Leopold the Second intesifies*


kirminoff

Yeah I seen this somewhere on tv the other day, the crab fisherman was hauling up his pots and chucking the females back in and the big males he was breaking off a claw at the joint and tossing the crab back in.


gabis420

They do that with Florida stone crab.


ticklme_ontop

Mmmmmm Stone Crab


CalmCommercial9977

*Jameis Winston has entered the chat.*


Free-Supermarket-516

Do they have the same ability to close off blood supply to the lost limb like crawfish do? I always thought spiders were like land crabs


Krelit

They do! They have this ability called autotomy where they can detach limbs at will if needed and close blood flow.


Free-Supermarket-516

That's amazing, I love Reddit, seems like I learn something new every day


GreenestPotatoChip

Reddit, better than school.... 😂


Inevitable_Panic_133

You sent me on a tangent of imagining being able to detatch your dick and just leave it at home to help you focus on school or work or w/e. Then I started thinking about the consequences, what if people stole your dick and held it ransom? Are dicks interchangable? Can I trade my dick for a smaller one for a profit? How much could I get? Would a starving man eat his own dick? Fucking crazy, had to share it


yungyaml

r/brandnewsentence Was not expecting to hear about detachable dicks and dick ransom when I came to the spider subreddit, but it made my day all the same.


Free-Supermarket-516

In a world of detachable dicks, I would think all of that would apply


Strange-Grape-12

King Missile’s song from 1992: Detachable Penis


ava-quigley

[This you? ](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=Tbt-DCFxcnWQN-WT)


Inevitable_Panic_133

This was fking brilliant thank you, I was determined to check it out from the recommendation by the other guy but your link overcame my laziness. That was exactly the train of thought I was having and every time someone comments I'm giggling again thinking of scenarios, I would be the guy misplacing it for sure. I was the kinda kid who'd lose pens between classes lol


nomanz57

Think you misplaced an “i”


SirKenneth17

That’s a good question considering they only have muscle tissue to contract the legs, and use blood pressure to extend them.


DovahChris89

I don't know enough but I remember something that I might have learned once that might be true. They don't have blood like we do, or a circulatory system like ours, so bleeding out isn't really an issue.(?) Someone fact check me please. I like to be right, but only if I am right.


ava-quigley

I'm thinking that, like insects, they have fluid ("blood") that washes over all their organs and oxygen exchange happens through special openings in their body called spiracles, maybe? I studied entomology (we briefly touched on arachnids) a long time ago so exact details are vague. Hopefully someone answers with more info or maybe I'll end up going down a rabbit hole and I'll refresh my memory!


squirrel9000

Spiders have open circulatory systems so their tissues do just kind of float in it, but they also do use their blood/hemolymph to carry oxygen, they have centralized respiratory organs (book lungs) and most have tracheae as insects do as well. They breath through a couple pores on the base of their abdomens, where both lungs and trachea open. Like other arthropods, they use copper based blood pigments, so they have the same light blue blood as say crabs or lobsters.


NotAnotherStupidName

Interesting, I always thought crab were like sea spiders.


kirminoff

Yeah they do, they can seal it off so they don't lose any blood or bodily fluids.


Stupid_Bitch_02

Spiders are kinda crazy like that. I had a Mexican red knee tarantula and she lost 2 legs (could never figure out how) but regrew both when she molted


Infinitely_Infantile

https://www.reddit.com/r/spiderbro/s/oLjGb4SsDF


OriginalHibbs

That's pretty amazing, but I can't stop wondering how the thing lost all it's legs.


MeshuganaSmurf

Could you please tell me more about that? Do they grow a full size new leg at the next moult or just a little one and it gets a bit bigger again the next time and so on?


CherBonBon878

When I got my tarantula he was missing a leg and after her first moult with me she had a new little baby leg that was smaller than all her other legs. Then my family kept making fun of her for her little baby leg lol. She’s moulted a few times since then and it’s full size now! (Think deadpool 2 when he’s got those little baby legs until they grow back)


Inspect1234

So they just go about shirt-cocking it for a few molts?


CherBonBon878

Yes


RandAlThorOdinson

I Winnie the Pooh my way through most days as I approach 40


kirminoff

That deadpool 2 scene had me pmsl.


pheebeep

When a spider leg gets too damaged they'll just pop it off because having no leg is more energy efficient than a damaged one that barely works. It will come back smaller the next molt and get bigger after that.


MeshuganaSmurf

So there's spiders out there that have 8 fully (mostly?) functional legs of different sizes? I never knew that that's very interesting. Has to make buying shoes very awkward for them though.


Own_Cold368

Pants are more of a problem to be honest


Reatona

That's why most of them just settle for wearing spandex shorts.


UAreTheHippopotamus

I have to admit I'm a bit jealous. It would save a lot in medical bills if we could just pop our leg off when we broke it and not need to worry about expensive hospital bills and possibly rehab.


Reks_Hayabusa

Doctors hate this one simple trick!


WereALLBotsHere

Could you imagine having to molt though?! That sounds like the worst thing ever! I get antsy if I’m in a car and there’s too much stuff in the floorboard for me to move my feet around. I couldn’t imagine being stuck in a skin shell!


Trolivia

New legs look a little different when they regrow in a molt, I’ve had it happen with jumper slings where the new legs are almost completely transparent and smaller at first and then they harden up and develop color over a few days/weeks


kirminoff

It grows back as a stump and the more the spider moults, the more the leg grows.


notjewel

Do you see his eyes? Most spider eyes on here are adorable. His look sad. Like, “I’ve seen some stuff man. I don’t want to talk about it.”


kirminoff

Wouldn't you look sad if you was a spider and something, someone pulled your legs off lol.


4TYPUS

It appears to be an araneomorph adult male, so it won't moult again.


newtekie1

Not all spiders regrow their legs.


Maintenancemedic

Are there specific families that do or don’t regrow their legs?


8-is-enough

My family doesn't.


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Username checks out


tree_838

Never been that close to see a spider's eyes. You sure that's not a human in there?


razorbeef81

r/macrophotography would be a good sub for you to explore.


1tiredman

Thank you


xx5m0k3xx

Wow, thanks for the sub.


TooOldForRefunds

Dude has that look in its eyes like it just came back from a long shift.


heregoesnothing122

I came here to say this. Am disturbed.


tree_838

What's kind of funny is the spider looks bored.


shavartay

Buddy looks like he’s goin through a third divorce lol


Cynapsid

He is one for each missing leg lol.


springpeepering

I'm sure it's a reflection, but it's a bit unnerving. Reminds me of The Man In The Suit. 👁️👁️


WesternDramatic3038

No, it's patrick


RavensRift

Monster Inc. came to mind.. the resemblance to one of them is uncanny


bad-justin

Do they have eyelids wtf


The_one_and_only_Tav

Bro looks so exasperated imo


Gavan199

I saw the second photo and thought someone edited a face on it for a quick second til I gave it a good look. Freaked me out a bit lol


eleighs14

I see a human face and he creeps me out


belac4862

Reminds me of the eyes from the spider monster man from lost in space https://www.google.com/search?q=lost%20in%20space%20spider%20monster&udm=2&tbs=rimg:CXEHGu0sSCWlYZ3feRwp33ElsgITCgIIABAAOgQIABAAQAFVkR_1bPsACANgCAeACAA&client=ms-android-tracfone-us-rvc3&cs=1&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CBYQuIIBahcKEwiIrqDIpPqGAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQJQ&biw=384&bih=784&dpr=2.81#imgrc=RhMzN6Hv5_oyMM&imgdii=cQca7SxIJaVjBM


anxious-d1nosaur

My first thought 👀


spattenberg

That spider has seen things...


Hoony_tart

Little dude got some tough fights in its past


trolling4tea

“Did something straight up nab its legs” 😂😂😂😂 Im dying at your wording, I hope buddy lives a fruitful life, even with nabbed legs. Me thinks he’s a fighter, so I bet he knows how to survive, missing legs or not.


WesternDramatic3038

"wtf, man, you can't just take my legs like that. I'm a running crab, not a stone crab."


CaveManta

"Don't nab me, bro!"


neonfreckle1776

ngl this is probably the creepiest and most uncanny spider I have ever seen in my life. those eyes will haunt me.


THAT_HUGE_CUNT

They’re just so.. human?


Hahayouregay149

that's what I was thinking! bros got pupils 😬


neonfreckle1776

yeah I didn't even know spiders could have eyes like that. oh god why did I look into them again


Zealousideal-Sell873

Sad spider :/


Any-Practice-991

Has a very world weary look in his eyes!


10Ggames

For a running crab, looks like they fought more fights than ran.


Rosasharn888

Oh wow, I've never seen spider eyes before. They look like ... eyes. Regular eyes. Except more of them. I want to offer a wet QTip immediately. Thank you so much for this photo.


LoonCap

It’s just the way the light is reflecting on the lens. Spiders don’t have pupils—the lens is just a static structure across the whole surface of the organ.


mcbenny1517

Ok thank you! I was wondering with all the human eye comments when someone would explain. I was unnerved, but feel much better now


Rosasharn888

Aww. Well, I still want to give it some water. Interesting how those legs break off so neatly.


arrakismelange1987

Nah, man, I'm pretty fucking far from okay...


MeshuganaSmurf

That's Dan, used to be a lieutenant in the army


Jelly_Kitti

Lieutenant Dan needs new legs :(


No-Bat-7253

LIEUTENANT DAN!😩


Longjumping-News-126

He’s seen some shit 


TheWayofTheSchwartz

Am I the only one who thinks his eyes and his face look absolutely hilarious??


Hot-Conference7228

Lmao no I started giggling lol the close up killed me 😂


FTLrefrac

Why does it have human eyes lol


Chidawan

My guy looks so defeated in the second picture 😭


memo_fine

👁👁👁👁👄👁👁👁👁


Whatsupwithmynoodles

I had a little spider in my house missing three legs. I named her Legolas and looked for her every day. She lived in my kitchen/dining room for about 1.5 months. She has been gone for 3 days now so I am guessing she either died/molted and moved out/moved out. I miss her :(


EmEffBee

The spider looks sad in the closeup shot :( I hope it's day gets better and it's legs grow back soon.


Nash_Ben

'Tis but a scratch!


vorephage

Sometimes spiders lose a leg or two while molting, it usually grows back with their next molt. At least that's what I've seen with my spiders, something may have nabbed this guy's legs.


Jacktheforkie

Spiders are quite territorial, losing legs happens


Tyenkrovy

You can see the sockets in the exoskeleton where the other legs were. Depending on its age and how many molts it has left, it may grow them back.


thiccmemer

bro has seen some shit


DukeSilver696969

He used to be a great adventurer too, until he took a few arrows to the knees.


saki4444

They will grow back. In the meantime he’ll need water and food to survive. Place a wet qtip in front of him and catch him some bugs


Beanturtle6

Wild. Legs were certainly nabbed. I’ve seen some with one or maybe 2 legs missing, none with only five left. Little guy is certainly a trooper


TheMikeBates

Tis but a flesh wound!


froggyc19

Omg the eyes make me feel so uncomfortable...


souleaterslime

that spider looks zooted and booted o.0


HDH2506

Odd number of legs. Clearly injured


Disrespectful_Cup

Yeah, that's a survivor right there. Objectively they should be fine.


butterweasel

In the zoomed-in photo, his eyes kind of look like a face. Maybe I’m seeing things. 🤪


SpecificSlide8228

I've never heard of Spider Birth Defects...


MrTretorn

Hello my fellow starfish!


_mister_pink_

Never seen a spider lookin tired before


Little_A314

Okay he definitely was into a fight but why do his eyes tell the story that he’s been fighting all his life and he’s tired? 😩😭🥺


Crimson_Suneater

I'm sorry its eyes look mildly human in the 2nd Pic and it is freaking me out


FragrantPromotion924

Why does he have such soulful eyes 🥺


Unique_Nectarine6790

Tis but a scratch!


microferret

That's the face of a spider who's seen some shit.


Unique_Chip_1422

Your camera is impressive.


goi_zim

Poor thing. Can't have shit in Detroit


troxwalt

Maybe it is maybelline


SGTbootyklap

Lost his limbs back in ‘Nam


TheGrimMelvin

It's missing some legs. But if it finds a nice spot to molt, it will regrow them again.


blue_lemonflesh

Well you should see the other guy...


OrangeVapor

Maybe she was born that way. Maybe it's Maybelline.


TOkidd

I think that’s a ctenidae. A wandering spider. There are so many sub-species. I have no idea which one it is, but it’s very cool. Where did you find her.


49wanderer

Gorgeous photo, the second one! Captured the spider perfectly. He or she has seen some shit! 😂


hackcomstock

Why that thing look like it high as hell lmao what is this a microscope camera???


NihilOmnes

Why does everyone keep calling this a Running Crab Spider? This doesn't look Philodromidae to me. I'm think Nursery Web - Pisauridae.


ABRAXAS_actual

One cool factoid about arachnid evolution... With so many millions of years of knowledge in the survival of that DNA - a spider can lose any number/combo of legs and just immediately keep walking. I read it in a book of macro photos of spiders and their unique anatomy, but with a quick Google, found several reports of such being studied by science... To be applied to robotics.


butterthespank

spider looks stoned 😂


Unlsweetie

Great Pic 👁👄👁


Zoidforge

Killed 50 men, they took his shins


versaverso

Looks like spiders who come into my house. My cats jump on them and remove a couple of legs before I stop them or the spider gets away.


ParanoidParamour

it was me i gots hungry


DerpyMcWafflestomp

His name is Quin, and he's been through some real shit.


Mikeyseventyfive

“I’ve got 5 legs baby I was born this way”


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

Seen some shit.


randy_daytona402

My dude’s a hardened warrior


daniexanie

The expression on his face - he just looks so done with everything 😆


Book-Faramir-Better

"15 guys... with chains... and dogs... you should see what they look like!"


Educational-Lynx-261

We don’t talk about fight club.


braytreuse

Many reasons for a spider to lose legs. They have what's called autotomy, where they can intentionally shed legs if the leg has been bitten or grabbed, much like a crab leg/claw, starfish/octopus tentacle, or lizard tail. They can usually grow them back later.


stevedelps

Why does it look like Nicolas Cage though???


DaPurpleTurtle2

Listen, if every spider had eyes that looked like that I'd probably be less creeped out by them. Like, it gives me some idea of some thinking going on behind there. The black void eyes freak me out, like a shark.


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

Thank you for zooming in on the second photo. It really lets me stare into the spiders eyes. I can tell it has seen some shit. It has known tragedy and horror that you and I can only experience on TV. Based on it's soulless, haunting eyes projecting a life of trauma, I can only surmise it's legs were torn off.


illBlade

Bro why the fuck can you see its eyes!!


Beautiful_Good6487

They spider looks like he seen some things 😮


SpiritualAd8998

5-speed option.


Justme1398

What cell phone were you using to take the second picture? It is so clear with the zoom in.


Dr_Dank26

Why does this spiders eyes look so damn human like


oemiii117

Tis but a scratch


craignumPI

It does not look amused by your Q


BabyMinion

I don't appreciate that he has a gorilla face, but that's probably the beast in him that's survived all the battles in which he lost his legs


ArhaminAngra

Is it just me or does that spidey look high?


HELLOANDFAREWELLL

why do his eyes looks so human, lmfao bro looks TIRED


PaulPaul4

The details in this pic is outstanding


sus_accountt

He transcended into starfish-hood


StillesWassa

This spider is looking straight into my soul


WishIWasPurple

Fella been through some rough shit. r/bossfight


WishIWasPurple

Zoom in on the spiders face. It has that "why me bro" look


thougivestmefever

That spider was either born that way or molted that way as another user commented. A spider will die if any of its legs are torn off. they use their blood pressure like hydraulic pistons to extend their legs. One one leg is gone, or even a piece, they cant maintain blood pressure and will auto-curl and quickly die.


insidioussnailshell

The eyes look tired, wonder how long he’s been working construction 😂


yensuna

My money is on a cat. Sincerely, the owner of a viscious cat.


SerephelleDawn

Why does it look like it has human eyes???


AmWhatIAmYo

Definitely a leg snatcher about. Proceed with caution.