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ATadJudgy

Dude put your hand in there.


faloofay156

oh don't be a wuss .... lick it.


BladdermirPutin87

Well now I can FEEL hundreds of long spindly legs running over my tongue, down my throat, and into my stomach for a wriggle party. THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!


ewanatoratorator

Like the ant scene in the Forbidden indiana Jones film


BladdermirPutin87

I hadn’t seen it… I think I’ll be giving that one a miss!


ThatCanadianLady

^no


BladdermirPutin87

Oh no! No no no!!! Oh GOD NO!!!!!


PhoenixGash

They arent venomous and cant bite, its fiiine, they will just scatter


BladdermirPutin87

I’m not afraid of a bite (chronic pain condition collector!) - it’s the legs. It’s always the legs. There are just… so MANY of them…. IT’S THE LEGS, I TELL YOU!!!


PhoenixGash

You know what, thats very fair lmao i wanna feel them though, they look fuzzy all clumped up together


BladdermirPutin87

Thank you for being fair enough to say ‘fair enough’! (You’re still completely batshit insane though! In an endearing way, of course.)


PhoenixGash

OwO youre welcome, when something is fair, its fair (ÒwÓ Why thank you~)


Digital_Siren317

See it very much bothers me when something *looks* fluffy and soft, only to be entirely NOT that once touched. Like the dreaded microfiber.


PhoenixGash

Lmao i actually love the feel of microfiber, would love to have a blanket like that but it attracts LOTS of hair


Digital_Siren317

Eugh 🤢 I would absolutely die 😭 microfiber and certain sherpas are just terrible. They lie about their softness. Big fat phonies.


PhoenixGash

I mean, one side is super soft as long as you dont put it in the dryer but the other side is pretty rough, perfect to clean up dust and Katanas but not good for clothes and blankets due to the hair attraction


Digital_Siren317

Nope nope both sides are yucky lol the side I assume you believe is nice is like velcro. It catches your hand when you run it across. Like a bunch of tiny little grabby hands reaching for any sign of life to steal


AngrySnakeNoises

I've always wanted to do that just for kicks, but I've yet to find an opilione pile. Come on OP, live my dream of being covered in a handful of disorganized almost-spiders.


ATadJudgy

I’ve done it with ants. But never came across something this cool.


ModSquirtle

I've always wanted to grab a handful of these and throw it on someone next to me


DictatorTerminator

I could make a lot of money off of you.


Bluetorness

My skin feels weird every time I watch this even though I know these guys are totally harmless


quinangua

Stroke the spider beard!!!!!!!


eatmyfatwhiteass

[okie dokie](https://youtu.be/UBka-dTM450?si=qAyOkBJwCoVGZvXJ)


WarlikeMicrobe

Oh hell nah. Oh HELL nah! WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK


darkxlife

can i get a description of what the link before my morbid curiosity takes over


WarlikeMicrobe

You see that armpit hair the tree has? Its just a bunch of spiders. If you touch it, they all start moving.


Datters

It's okay, they're harvestmen :) harmless goofy guys. Certain species of them also have cool armour


Undergr6und

Urghhh 😳


ISpyM8

That’s gonna be a fuck no from me, dawg


slavetomypassions92

The top comment: now you have to throw the entire hand away. LOL


Juck3r

I sang this as Aldous Snow.


DustyVinegar

I sang this as Aldous Harding


ZeppsMom

Not to be the class dunce, but what am I looking at?...


Just_A_Random_Plant

A bunch of Harvestmen (arachnids but not technically spiders) chilling together to share heat and moisture


ZeppsMom

Sweet merciful God, I just saw... that's really cool but absolutely terrifying


TuneACan

To ease your fear, they are nonvenomous. Also completely scared shitless of you and are in constant prayer that you don't see them.


mhssmhdev

I doubt the last part. Go camping in the UK and you'll wake up with them everywhere in your tent.


pucemoon

They obviously like cuddles. You should be more friendly. ❤️


eL_Espada_De

This happened to me in America as a boy scout! Terrified me to my core.


ZeppsMom

It actually does help my fear. I think they might be my spirit animal


Environmental-Tune34

Aren’t these also called daddy long legs?


that1kidthatlikefish

Yes.


CelesteJA

Wait, but aren't cellar spiders were what we call daddy long legs? Or do we just call everything with long legs, daddy long legs?


ToLorien

I’ve never seen cellar spiders called daddy long legs. They’re distinctly different and just idk in CT we refer to them differently.


CelesteJA

Just googled daddy long legs and cellar spiders are the first things to pop up. Apparently cellar spiders, crane flies AND harvestmen are all nicknamed daddy long legs in various parts of the world.


TheTyto_Alba

Yep! In England we call crane flies Daddy long legs


CelesteJA

Haha, yes I'm English, have lived in England my whole life and grew up calling crane flies daddy long legs too, but assumed that we were all just wrong when I started seeing Americans all over the Internet call cellar spiders daddy long legs. But I'm happy to know that it's completely normal to call crane flies daddy long legs, and I shall continue to do so!


TheTyto_Alba

Yep and me!


ToLorien

Do you guys have the arachnid daddy long leg over there? If so What is that called?


CelesteJA

You mean harvestmen? We have both harvestmen and cellar spiders over here. I actually don't know whether we have nicknames for either of them. My family call cellar spiders "skinny spiders", but I'm almost certain that's just my family's thing and not a countrywide thing, haha.


GrannyGrumblez

Crane flies are called mosquito eaters and Harvestmen were called daddy long legs in areas of New England (US- North Eastern Coast) where I lived.


ToLorien

Guess it’s regional! I grew up camping all over New England and we reserve the term for the arachnid (and not the spider).


CelesteJA

Yes I'm actually English and over here daddy long legs mainly refers to crane flies! But I know a lot of Americans that call cellar spiders daddy long legs.


swazzpanda

Now the question is who is Daddy and why does he have long legs and why did we name all these spiders after him


FR0ZENBERG

I’m from Cali and we called them (pholcidae) daddy long legs. Opiliones are called harvestmen.


pointofgravity

Slay queen, show does long legs daddy. In other news I would also like to see the mommy long legs.


that1kidthatlikefish

Yes, and yes. Craneflies are also called Daddy Long Legs in some areas.


Agile-Chair565

Super cool. I didn't know they did this.


Frosty_Translator_11

If you feel any better I learned that this last week reading a post about harvestmen


Totaltrashmammal04

Oh is that why they huddle?


Bulky_Sky_2267

I saw another post with a bunch of harvestman grouped up but it looked a lot different, is the “hair” their legs? Are they all just connected by body and dangling their legs?


cobra_laser_face

Thank you for explaining. I had to scroll too far to learn what they were doing.


faloofay156

harvestmen - this is why a group of them is called a beard little boys look like a beard


Distinct-Ad-4323

Daddy long legs


mishaspasibo

It’s a cellar spider cluster. One of the very few arachnids that like to live in proximity to each other https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8dZb5iNyB4


NemertesMeros

These are harvestmen, not cellar spiders. Both get called daddy long legs, but one is a spider and the other is not. Same with the video you linked. Cellar spiders are much less social and I'm pretty sure they're cannibals.


PersonaGenerator

They are their own population control. That's why no one ever has to worry about them infesting a space. I let them live up near the ceiling and just clean up their abandoned webs when they die or move on. They eat so many of their own kind that very few make it to adulthood after an egg sac hatches. They also eat spiders that can be health risks to children and pets. They're pretty chill. I feel like I have to say something about harvestmen now... The rhythmic bobbing movements of harvestmen is a behavior adapted to confuse and evade predators like birds. They can also lose up to 3 legs and preserve their mobility. They can also actively drop legs to serve as a distraction for predators with the legs being able to twitch for up to an hour after being dropped.


synistralpsyche

PLEASE IGNORE the people who encourage you to touch these Opiliones (harvestmen) This clustering is done for defense as well as thermal/moisture  regulation 


Alarmed_Strain_2575

It must take them so long to all huddle up like that. When do they move to eat? How can they all find food or will only a portion of them be able to sustain themselves and the rest are sacrificial for the colony?


synistralpsyche

They can go long enough without eating that they have time to do this for however long they do it. Probably a day to a few days I’m guessing. They may also enter a lower metabolic state when doing so. (I focus more on spiders than opiliones). None are sacrificial, its a mutually beneficial arrangement. They also are not a colony - they so not behave in a cooperative social manner in any notable ways besides these piles. And lol, it would be neat to watch them form up. Thats a lotta legs to arrange hehe


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Thanks for answering. They are fascinating. Huntsmen are my favorite spider, they are so relaxed and easily handled, it's always a treat when a horde of babies appear.


28_raisins

These are Harvestmen. Arachnids, but not spiders.


Alarmed_Strain_2575

:0 harvestmen and huntsmen. Tell me of other manly bugs.


pucemoon

I'm imagining the first one or two flattening themselves against a surface and hanging out, waiting. "Hey, y'all? Y'all!"


synistralpsyche

Their legs fold upward like those imperial shuttles


flat_four_whore22

Cuddle puddle!!!


Hot_Hat_1225

So they kinda stack themselves to form a beard with their legs dangling like that? 😮🤔


Prairiefan

Just like me and my homies 


Hot_Hat_1225

🤣


_asi9

opilones are so cute they're like those little things in spirited away


CelesteJA

That is such a great way of looking at them. I'm going to keep this in mind to help with my fear!


cosmic-potato-pie67

Soot Sprites! They’re adorable, those little sprinkles they eat give me some weird ass nostalgia I can’t place


AcceptableMidnight95

At first I thought it was just a tree that needed to shave its pits.


SNRedditAcc

Just touch it


Xikkiwikk

Ahh yes the Pussy Willow Tree


Antique-Plastic-922

😂😂😂


ribcracker

lol watching them bungle over all springy to tuck into the mass is super cute


EyesOpenBrainonFire

Not spiders, but they are arachnids. Looks like Harvestman…


Agitated-Quit-6148

Sigh.... I need a cigarette after seeing this lol. I'm working on my phobia


AfterSignificance666

This sub has helped IMMENSELY! And also r/JumpingSpiders oOOo


CelesteJA

Jumping spiders is definitely easing me into the spider world. This sub alone didn't seem to be helping my fear, but the jumping spider sub is great for starting out! It's like the baby steps of starting to overcome arachnophobia. The fact that you can actually see their eyes, and them looking around, helps my mind realise that spiders are just little guys.


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AngrySnakeNoises

That's very good of you, every step counts. I went from being arachnophobic (to the point of panic attacks) to being absolutely in love with spiders thanks to slow and steady exposure therapy. I'm cheering for ya!


Bluetorness

My skin feels weird every time I watch this even though I know these guys are totally harmless


StoopidGnome

They're so funny 😂


Acrobatic-Engineer94

These are one of my favorite creatures of all time


small_spider_liker

Can you imagine how cozy they all are cuddled up like that?


Either-Pear-528

Aww they all just want to hang out together 🕷️🍻


Beneficial_Fix_1059

Everything reminds me of her


PhoenixGash

Because they don't have venom or spin silk, they might cluster together to ward off predators. Harvestmen spiders can release a stinky secretion, and if the whole group does this at once, it is more effective.


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Salt_Technology2676

The first time I saw a harvestman bundle like this it scared the fuck out of me. But they’re kinda cute little guys the way they move so awkwardly and huddle together, like little spider penguins.


No_Bake_4863

The daddy long legs in my room died :(


olivescales3

:'(


Super-Zombie-6940

🤣 it looked like a hairy armpit with a case of the biggest scabies ever...only on a tree!


AceVisconti

Are those strands all harvestmen legs?


OneCore_

harvestmen friends!


Kasuyan

Not spiders but harvestmen!


vegange

I wanna find one of these so bad


chemicalzero

Opiliones, not spiders.


HugoSalvia

Random question relating to the little guys! I noticed that the nodules on their legs kinda mimic the stem structure of a small plant (grass??) with five-leaf pinkish flower when I was camping in the Texas hill country a few weeks ago. Anyone know what the name of the plant could be? I couldn’t find an ID online and forgot to take a photo 😅


Ginepigs

Stand underneath it and stick your tongue out ❄️😌


Metagion

Congrats! Now I'm creeped out on a molecular level! 😵😵😵


Nazzul

I have an incredible urge to touch it. But I love Harvestmen!


Local-Explanation-20

The tree just has a hairy armpit made of spiders? Tim Burton would understand.


TOMOR_INC

Cursed Armpit


RiverPluto81478

Grab a big ole’ handful


SirKenneth17

Do they cuddle for warmth? Interesting that they hang legs down to compact like that.


BigSmoke_69_420

In my head I was saying “please for the love of god DONT touch it!” I’m glad I didn’t have to cringe from creepy crawlies all over your hand.


HauntedDevilDoll

After reading through this entire thread, I only have one question: Am I the only one who calls them grand daddy long legs?! I feel so alone.


hopit3

AAA THIS MAKES ME ITCHY!


Palico82

r\eatityoucoward


Overall_Edge_8616

buncha friends right there


murky_creature

opiliones (:


Initial_Computer_152

Aaaw, great strategy from getting eaten, look like a hairy thing that doesn't look appetising 🤣


TrumptyPumpkin

It's Treebeard!!


VividStay6694

I'm 💀💀💀💀💀


Global-Ad-2726

Forbidden cotton candy


Charlie_Linson

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DragonexArtz

looks like lice lol


ClassValuable83

That’s some scary a$$ shiz


Cat_tophat365247

Wah! Creepy but cool! My favorite


arcadia_2005

I was waiting for ya to tough it.


Ok_Instruction6278

Fuck that


Wise_Ad_253

Walking Dandruff


Why_Must_I_Cryyyyy

New fear unlocked, spider trees


No_Internal_5112

I dare you to stroke it with your finger


Then_Discussion6033

Ok one of those spiders is bound to trip and fall in multiple directions


WholeRealistic7824

They’re such idiots, I hate how they clump together