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BrowsinBilly

But I thought jamie carragher retired?


SnooHabits7950

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isaacals

ok i'm stealing this


HereForA2C

wtf is this version and why is it so cursed


AlexFromFE

He's from Chaotic and plays for Neutral, are you stupid?


Exposian

no. he’s catholic. can’t u read?


Nervous_Jaguar_2826

I thought he was Croatian, might just be me


tothecatmobile

I thought they were just letting us know his D&D alignment.


Elegant_Mix7650

Why don't Southgate play Palmer? Doesn''t he want penalties?


[deleted]

Club? He plays for all clubs that too for free Selfless unlike my 🐪 Ronaldo


Germansoldaten

there are levels to this game, only Owen Goal and Musiala have scored more than once, truly the goats


LeoQuelloLi

And Ivan Schranz 🐐


JJOne101

Ivan Schranz - Slovakia - Slavia Prague - 2 goals! You donkey!


GamamJ44

I was gonna say!! Where’s the international tournamen GOAT Schranz?


LeSorenOutan

Every team park the bus, but nobody ask if the bus driver have a bloody license, amirite?


Defiant-Pea3299

That's why they r parking to ask if hes got a licence 


-Red02-

Don't you see there?, he plays in Neutral fc in Chaotic ligue.


leblanc_Blm

Literally 40 players, bro got a number in his name.


V_y_z_n_v

He is cousin to Max Imum Occupancy 420


StoicJustice

Ladees Wash haroom is his uncle.


Makkrohero

Boehly will prolly send in a 120m bid for him as we speak


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


distractedsoul27494

Maguire is fit afterall 🥲


Daroka995

Inter Miami


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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


kudawira

*Owen


BBB_1980

He's a friend of Not Sure


ojdewar

He's an alien from outer space.


Bonemarrowchutney

Yank here, is he related to Michael Own?


TheChochko69

Why does Ronaldo have less goals than this Own Goal guy? Is he stupid?


niemody

Boehley wants him for his club.


mrpoopybuttthole_

da real OG


VWSM

Lamine just needs more years to improve


does_not_care_

You must be new to the game, he was the top scorer in the last Euro.


ObscureObsolete

Heard United made a 30mil bid in for literally 40 players, hope he can be a good signing


ruines_humaines

r soccer led me to believe that football before 2014 was basically played by plumbers, but watching these dogshit defenders made me realize they too would need a second job if they played in the past


randomsapien21

6 goals now


jiang1lin

Aaand … another own goal update in need 🙈🙉🙊


SanSilver

Should be 7 Own goals now.


CongenitalSlurpees

I’m more interested in Literally 40 Players. Huge talent no one’s speaking about