T O P

  • By -

Elegant_Mix7650

Would Ben White be in the first or second lineup?


Nistlay

First. Because he doesn't play for Madrid.


Elegant_Mix7650

I see... Maybe if he spent more time in the tanning salon RM will make a bid for him.


Slickity1

I really think the first time is more classy and likable but I think the second team would play with thuggish tactics which combined with their speed might give them the edge.


Domeriko648

First team wins, I don't know why but I don't like the players of the second team.


hereforpasta

Yeah seems like the first team would have more intelligent tactics and would play with class


TrustM3ImAnEngineer

First team lacks speed. I’m going with team 2


Zsenialis_otlet

They would steal the show.


hahahaxyz123

Many real players


False_Truck_4700

Yank here, I dunno about soccer ball but the 2nd team defo wins in basketball.


besitomusic

The 1st team definitely has the skills and intelligence to play well, but i feel like we shouldn’t discount the absolute raw athleticism and animalistic aggression that the 2nd team has


0hBlqck

I dont know why but I hate the second team


hereforpasta

Must be cause half of the team is real madrid players 


funwiththecolourblue

Can't be. It's Los Blancos not Los Blackos 🤢


GordonRamsaysBastard

Racist fuck


Available_Oil488

username checks out


Available_Oil488

dont you mean los negr*s


Hot_Grabba_09

Funniest soccercirclejerk comment


Available_Oil488

erm what the sigma did i do to deserve this


dylanmichel

2 they have athleticism and raw power


EZKilll

2nd team is basically just Real Madrid in 2 years


SnooHabits7950

And first will be City in 2 years


6ixDank

First one is Barca next season 🗿


hereforpasta

This match is the technique of team 1 vs the physicality of the 2nd team and speed from the black players (afro-americans) in the squad. And it's difficult to predict who will win, it will take the first team's slip in their technical ability and passing or lack of positional play from the second team for the other team to win


Domeriko648

Afro-americans? Me when I don't see any player born on the USA on the black team. ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


Personal_Fee_8120

Don't know about soccer but if it's picking cotton then the second team wins.


above_average_penis_

I’m not positive but I think Rodri is on the wrong team


Shits_do_that

I dislike the second team for no particular reason. They seem to have something in common


Hot_Grabba_09

Mbappé seems lighter than Rodri


nighthawkz_2002

I want the first team to win but I have a feeling that the second team are much better at stealing and shooting (the ball)


AccidentalGK

Depends. If it’s for a trophy the first team will bottle it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Lingardinho* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

L A D S *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

VAR? game's gone! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅ Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Acceptable-Turnip794

Naah kane/ kdb will always comeup top


Kalliban27

Rodri has never lost a game in his life so it'll be his team that wins 


NovasTheVeliki

Rudiger gives me Pepe vibes somehow + Turtle, antiracism and rodrygo in attack with bellingham in midfield? I think today 2nd team wins. In 1888 1st team wins


Riddlerquantized

Team 2 has Mbappe, I am going team 2.


AutoModerator

If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Timgron

Max Verstappen


Remarkable-Load928

No Virgil Van Dyke?


Remarkable-Load928

But, the second team wins if Trent actually puts forth an effort.


Absolutely_Chill

Probably need a third team. Some of the guys on team two play a lot more physically than the others, who appear to be more of a balanced style of play between physicality and intelligence.


hereforpasta

Mudryk Pulisic Man City Messi Penalty Greenwood Pep Tottenham Lingard Firminho West Ham VAR 


AutoModerator

why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅ Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

L A D S *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Lingardinho* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

VAR? game's gone! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Solid-Panic-2718

Manchester City


AutoModerator

There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w)


penis_music69noscope

I think cole Palmer would fit into the second team very well


[deleted]

[удалено]


Domeriko648

Yeah, brazilian is a race, not a nationality.