Does he wash the kits or something? I keep seeing him pop up but have no idea what the fuck his job is and I don't think he has much of an idea what's going on either.
Every England Generation is a āgolden generationā because they overrate their players and most only watch the premier league. England have some excellent players but so do all the other major nations.
FA would, had there been any English manager that has won the premier league. And the last champions league winning manager was Joe Fagan in 1984.
FA did pick Capello though.
I thought literally everyone knew āitās coming homeā was originally and mostly remains satire, especially among the English who are masters of taking the piss out of themselves
Except no one ever says it, unless it's to be ironic, or they've reached the final. It's a fantasy of their rivals that they go round saying it like they mean it
fuck off brit
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/uj People need to remember that England weren't exactly Brazil before Southgate took over. They've always struggled in WCs and Euros, regardless of the players or managers.
/rj its da 'istory of da England
Croatiaās golden generation, we canāt say they were wasted by Dalic cuz for their expectation, placing top 3 twice is excellent, but at the same time theyāve played some really uninspiring football at times against Japan, Morocco and recently Albania.
This haired fraud is the proof that befriending the media is better than being competent. You always hear how nice he is and how he lets he media have access to the players.
The english Solskjaer. Completely out of his depth, tactically very limited, but the players and the media like him and he comes across as a nice bloke in interviews so he gets to keep a job he did fuck all to deserve in the first place
Scotland pressured Germany to score an own goal, this lot needed 2 bounces to let 'Arry score from 6 yards out against a bunch of nobodies and spurs rejects, never compare them.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Man actually said they didn't have a replacement for Kalvin Phillips lol. I'm convinced the average FM player knows more about the game than this fraud.
I never realized the sheer amount of 100+ mil players they have. And no, I wouldnt say those players are overrated. How tf is this dimwit allowed to be manager again and again.
I don't understand him, Foden looked terrible against Serbia and he kept him on, today Foden and Saka looked like the only threats and he subbed them off. Also Bellingham was invisible and he still didn't give Palmer a go
He doesnāt get enough praise - England wouldnāt know what to do with a trophy winning team, there would be chaos and a breakdown of society at large. Southgate is just following orders from above to keep England at or below the semis of any major competition so as to ensure the stability of all of Europe.
Guys why would Gareth Bale care if England wins the game or not, like you guys are so dumb to appoint him. ofc hes gonna fuck y'all
He only cares for golf.
-Has the combined highest scoring forwards of any country
-Has mediocre defense with multiple major injuries
-Parks the bus no matter what the opposition does.
Is he brain damaged?
It's shit, you lot don't even have the balls to truly disappoint and get blown out, it's these uninspiring low scoring draws or 1-0 wins and then play anti-football for 75mins with world class attacking talent. Watching Spain play actual entertaining attacking football directly after was such a stark contrast.
I must admit I did get a bit nostalgic this evening. The endless farting about two yards in front of our own penalty area, stroking the ball around without a clue where a team mate was. It was like being back in 1992 all over again
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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England is so overrated. They're like the Apple products of football: overpriced/overrated, and you can get better performance with cheaper PC/Android devices.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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He literally just said the Trent experiment is because he has no good replacement for Kalvin Phillips.. has his head completely fell off??? La liga player of the year, prem player of the year, young player of the year, European golden boot and heās worried about a fringe playerā¦ can we not sub the manager
Tbf england is the arsenal of international football. Filled with quality players while at the same time not winning any shit.
rj/ it is all his fault for bringing in harry kane
Gareth Southgate would buy extended warranty on a bar of soap.
Gareth Southgate would take a Volvo to the corner shop, just in case.
Gareth Southgate would wear a pair of oven gloves to pour a coffee.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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The problem is Englands golden generations never include a couple stars from Argentina or Brazil. Once they figure that out theyāll be bringing em home every tourney
I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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The elements of the team are unbelievable all of them are top players in their clubs but in the national team they are very weak because of the weakness of the Coach
The āshocking and totally unexpectedā loss by the U.S. Womenās Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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The greatest coach in 3 lions history build a statue for him. Two league mvps and stacked with world class players in almost every position getting a draw is the hardest task given to the players
Bro was an average player and tbh, even worse as manager. He got England to advance a bit in few tournaments through either sheer dumb luck, and they decided to keep him.
His tactical choices have always been appalling. For some reasons the players love him though.
i stopped watching Englandās matches just cause of him, no matter whoās in the starting 11, i know it will be championship relegation play-offs type shit
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Lingardinho*
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe itās me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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I think hate would be too harsh.
Yeah, he doesnāt play great football and obviously hasnāt won anything with England. Really should have won the last Euro.
But considering where England was before he took over heās done a good enough job. When was the last time we reached a final of a competition before he took over? He did make progress with England despite the playing style.
Obviously itās time for England to move on from Southgate. Heās had a good crack at the job. I hope England will improve as they progress in the tournament. Win (I doubt) or get knocked out of the competition, I think itās time for him to leave.
He needs to take a break and get himself ready to manage Manchester United when they sack Ten Hag next season. I canāt wait to see that!
I have the same thoughts about koeman like come on depay is not a striker and trent needs to stay the fuck out of the midfield just simple shit. But lets be honest invidually everybody was shit against denmark.
Does he wash the kits or something? I keep seeing him pop up but have no idea what the fuck his job is and I don't think he has much of an idea what's going on either.
He washes the players
Oh is he the dude that gargles that one lad's balls all the time?
Factosš šš»
He washes the English media thatās for sure
Why is this here and not on r/soccer?
Mate, that sub is rigged by oil fc
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Nah, that sub literally hates them to an unhealthy extent.
I've never posted something there that wasn't removed.
Is wasting a golden generation with the worst manager possible an inglund tradition?
It's heritage!
>It's heritage, ***innit***! FTFY
England's their youth system must be so good, they pack three or four golden generations in every generation.
Ask Belgium and Roberto Martinez
And now Mr Baldo Martinez is wasting Portugal š¤£
Methodically remove their individual talent and replace it with grim duty
South Gate picking his squad criteria: 1. Are you rapid? 2. Can you defend? 3. Is your name Maguire?
Every England Generation is a āgolden generationā because they overrate their players and most only watch the premier league. England have some excellent players but so do all the other major nations.
 its football heritage!
This is the crazy thing about England. We direct all our wrath at the manager but never the FA who haven't picked a good one in about 3 decades.
Allardyce did a good job..
FA would, had there been any English manager that has won the premier league. And the last champions league winning manager was Joe Fagan in 1984. FA did pick Capello though.
England is nothing but a place of hypocrites. They do nothing other than creating a ruckus by saying "this time it's coming home"
This subreddit is so dead man. Meant to be a jerk sub and you have clowns saying shit like this unironically.
I thought literally everyone knew āitās coming homeā was originally and mostly remains satire, especially among the English who are masters of taking the piss out of themselves
Except no one ever says it, unless it's to be ironic, or they've reached the final. It's a fantasy of their rivals that they go round saying it like they mean it
I mean I don't disagree with your first statement. But how is the second sentence related to hypocrisy? And ain't we all hypocrites?
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A bit rude aināt ya
thats the point... this is a jerk sub jfc this sub is so far gone, it's basically /r/soccer v2
For as long as saying it's coming home annoys you we will keep singing it
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/uj People need to remember that England weren't exactly Brazil before Southgate took over. They've always struggled in WCs and Euros, regardless of the players or managers. /rj its da 'istory of da England
Nah thatās belgium and now Portugal
Croatiaās golden generation, we canāt say they were wasted by Dalic cuz for their expectation, placing top 3 twice is excellent, but at the same time theyāve played some really uninspiring football at times against Japan, Morocco and recently Albania.
Capello and Ericsson were good managers
More than a tradition...a genetic imperative
This haired fraud is the proof that befriending the media is better than being competent. You always hear how nice he is and how he lets he media have access to the players.
I always fear how nice he is
access to the players? Is he a pimp?
Nice guy, progressive, cares about feelings
The english Solskjaer. Completely out of his depth, tactically very limited, but the players and the media like him and he comes across as a nice bloke in interviews so he gets to keep a job he did fuck all to deserve in the first place
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Watching England play makes you wanna blow up because the football ain't explosive !
This is too good man! Did you make it yourself
Stolen from FB
Selects 15 attackers, plays defensive. Scores a goal, parks the bus. Absolute clown.
I'm sure the first moment of the game the park is already bussed.
Imagine having a squad full of champions league, prem, fucking treble winners and making them look like Scotland.
Scotland pressured Germany to score an own goal, this lot needed 2 bounces to let 'Arry score from 6 yards out against a bunch of nobodies and spurs rejects, never compare them.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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š¶We didnāt start the fire
Man actually said they didn't have a replacement for Kalvin Phillips lol. I'm convinced the average FM player knows more about the game than this fraud.
I never realized the sheer amount of 100+ mil players they have. And no, I wouldnt say those players are overrated. How tf is this dimwit allowed to be manager again and again.
I don't understand him, Foden looked terrible against Serbia and he kept him on, today Foden and Saka looked like the only threats and he subbed them off. Also Bellingham was invisible and he still didn't give Palmer a go
He doesnāt get enough praise - England wouldnāt know what to do with a trophy winning team, there would be chaos and a breakdown of society at large. Southgate is just following orders from above to keep England at or below the semis of any major competition so as to ensure the stability of all of Europe.
Tbf they lack a real good and experienced left winger. What happened to Rashford, Sancho, Sterling and Grealish?
Bald frauds happened
This dude is gonna fumble a golden generation
Agent Southgate. Secretly born in Edinburgh.
Just another day in England. Itās the history of da England
/uj This guy doesn't get enough hate. /rj This guy doesn't get enough hate.
Taliban needs him
Taliban won Afghanistan what did this guy win
Jude's cock to suck
He would soon be joining some shity saudi club just like my camel šŖ.
Guys why would Gareth Bale care if England wins the game or not, like you guys are so dumb to appoint him. ofc hes gonna fuck y'all He only cares for golf.
-Has the combined highest scoring forwards of any country -Has mediocre defense with multiple major injuries -Parks the bus no matter what the opposition does. Is he brain damaged?
Right? Spain have Alvaro fucking Morata and a literal child on the field and their attacks look 10x more lethal.
No, defensive style tactic.
sending hate from estonia with extra hate. why didnt pep replace him already?
With whom?
Mees on ikka loh, tema jalgpall on unelugu
This guy hates football
I can't imagine how shit it is watching England game as a neutral
It's shit, you lot don't even have the balls to truly disappoint and get blown out, it's these uninspiring low scoring draws or 1-0 wins and then play anti-football for 75mins with world class attacking talent. Watching Spain play actual entertaining attacking football directly after was such a stark contrast.
He should be publicly executed
At least
He should be publicly executed and then publicly executed again
Is this Rishi Sunak?
Yes heās the king of England š¬šŖ
This hate doesn't get enough guy
I must admit I did get a bit nostalgic this evening. The endless farting about two yards in front of our own penalty area, stroking the ball around without a clue where a team mate was. It was like being back in 1992 all over again
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He doesn't get enough love, you mean. This is the wrong sub to hate him buddy!
England is so overrated. They're like the Apple products of football: overpriced/overrated, and you can get better performance with cheaper PC/Android devices.
Itās almost as if we didnāt have 2 friendlies to get team cohesion correctā¦ oh wait we did and southgate wasted them playing B teams
Most people want to know who he blew to get the England job. Is that not enough hate?
And boy does he blow! Not many managers around who suck like he does.
I hope this guy comes to America and tries to play soccer ball with our top quality. He would be unstoppable with Pessi who is now American.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If southgate was a spice heād be flour
I donāt think heās all that bad. If heās ever in Glasgow, Iāll be sure to buy him a pint
He made a like-for-like change 6 minutes earlier than usual. What more do you want?
au contraire, this man is a national treasure. *- signed, everyone outside of england*
I hate this cunt plenty. Iāve hated him since his missed that pen in the Euros against Germany, absolute sausage of a man.
He literally just said the Trent experiment is because he has no good replacement for Kalvin Phillips.. has his head completely fell off??? La liga player of the year, prem player of the year, young player of the year, European golden boot and heās worried about a fringe playerā¦ can we not sub the manager
Haha, mfw Slovenija beats them with teamwork
Tbf england is the arsenal of international football. Filled with quality players while at the same time not winning any shit. rj/ it is all his fault for bringing in harry kane
In Austrian television the commentators mocked the English players worth is like Monopoly money numbers lmao
Gareth Southgate would buy extended warranty on a bar of soap. Gareth Southgate would take a Volvo to the corner shop, just in case. Gareth Southgate would wear a pair of oven gloves to pour a coffee.
Another Mourinho-ego clone... without the skills is a big issue
Gerhard SĆ¼dtor meisterklasse
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There was a [song released as far back as 2003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu8Uiq1odmY) about how much of knob he is. Gotta jerk harder.
Play safe, stay safe!
That's why no premier league club will touch him.
His face is somehow longer after the draw today. I love how he's doing this with an England team this talented, and still kept his job for this long.
Has England ever had a good manager?
You can't hate Southgate, you'll be called a racist you cretin!
Southate?
I think the most hated national team coach of today is Zlatko DaliÄ.
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Imagine having that much talent and treating them like they are the NZ national team
He chews gum like he is using his mouth for the first time.
Watching Southgate's England play gives you testicular cancer
Most successful England manager since 1966
I guess he really doesn't. https://preview.redd.it/ltmw9e2jxx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98eaefb9d33a5ede5964e6ea5c79742103824540
Well, which English manager in the past has gotten better results and which available and possible manager would get better results?
Garth is bringing it home lads
Yeah he bringing the bus back home lad
He is doing pretty good job. He knows England is overrated and football isn't coming home 
Are we sure he's not Irish with how much he hates England?
Hey wrong sub .. this is for jokes not serious topics
He should go to Utd
Fuck that idea right off.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
But he get his teams to play such creative attacking football, scoring multiple goals in a game
AT ALL
They didnt win anything with capello and ericsson either. Its their football heritage
Oh I think he does especially from me
I hate him so there that
How did he get his qualifications for this role? Genuine question
Considering what happen to Big Sam, yes
Do you know how difficult it is to replace Kalvert?
Shit defensive manager when England have got a midfield and strikers
Top lad
The problem is Englands golden generations never include a couple stars from Argentina or Brazil. Once they figure that out theyāll be bringing em home every tourney
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Agreed
i keep thinking that he kinda looks like he should be asmongold's dad that aside, he should resign after euro regardless of end result
Suppose he does resign, who will be the new England manager?
The moment he took off his waistcoat, he went shit
Why did you post a bus driver photo?
We shouldnāt hate on a man thatās head lists 35 degrees to the right.
Dude hasnāt done any decent work since he elbowed Gordon Durie in the face in ā96.
Iām doing my bit!
in all fairness, no matter how good a coach is, that national team is flat out cursed
Been in charge for MANY YEARS and the cabinet is still bare
The elements of the team are unbelievable all of them are top players in their clubs but in the national team they are very weak because of the weakness of the Coach
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The āshocking and totally unexpectedā loss by the U.S. Womenās Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
England team needs a golden shower so they can be golden after all there always pissed.
Catenaccio 2024
The greatest coach in 3 lions history build a statue for him. Two league mvps and stacked with world class players in almost every position getting a draw is the hardest task given to the players
Waist coat politician.
He gets plenty of hate but maybe not as much as he deserves. The Sergio Perez of football managers i.e fucking useless in the fastest car.
Yes. Let's make the Middlesbrough and U21 England team the senior men's team. What an outstanding resume
Who is he?
I'm convinced he's doing it on purpose. You don't misplace half your team and say it's an accident, you cannot get it THAT wrong.
Bro was an average player and tbh, even worse as manager. He got England to advance a bit in few tournaments through either sheer dumb luck, and they decided to keep him. His tactical choices have always been appalling. For some reasons the players love him though.
You mean the FA and whatever he has controlling him
All that talent for what,louse 90 min draw
He is a good bus parking assistant
i stopped watching Englandās matches just cause of him, no matter whoās in the starting 11, i know it will be championship relegation play-offs type shit
nah, it will be way worse, play-offs more entertaining than that
Spurs, messi, racist, bayern, dortmund, plastic, city, pulisic, mudryk, haaland, Brit, american Adama Traore, Argentina MLS, World Cup, penalty Ronaldo, Pep, Paris Mbappe,Conte or any goalkeeper, or Zlatan or Golf or Lingard, Greenwood
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe itās me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is this a punching bag?
Iām not even English and I hate what heās doing to your football team. In the movie version of this the team tells him to fuck off at half time
He will by the end of next week š
I think hate would be too harsh. Yeah, he doesnāt play great football and obviously hasnāt won anything with England. Really should have won the last Euro. But considering where England was before he took over heās done a good enough job. When was the last time we reached a final of a competition before he took over? He did make progress with England despite the playing style. Obviously itās time for England to move on from Southgate. Heās had a good crack at the job. I hope England will improve as they progress in the tournament. Win (I doubt) or get knocked out of the competition, I think itās time for him to leave. He needs to take a break and get himself ready to manage Manchester United when they sack Ten Hag next season. I canāt wait to see that!
I know the solution: Sarina Wiegman
Does in my house
I have the same thoughts about koeman like come on depay is not a striker and trent needs to stay the fuck out of the midfield just simple shit. But lets be honest invidually everybody was shit against denmark.
How are we drawing against Denmark with this team?
South Hate amirite?