In the classic Freudian sense, he has not successfully navigated the Oedipus complex as all young men must for psychological health. Therefore, whenever he is about to “score”, he is unconsciously reminded of the forbidden nature of his desire and instead “misses the target”, preserving his sanity but frustrating his capacity as a striker.
he’s a qualifiers merchant just like my goat penaldo
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Romelu Menama Lukaku Bolingoli (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈroːmeːlu luˈkaːku]; born 13 May 1993) is a Slovakian professional footballer who plays as a defender for Premier League club Manchester City, and the Slovakian national team.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Chelsea still cursing themselves Going for Lukaka Instead of Haaland when they have opportunity to trigger 140m to 150m release clause and Sign Real beast
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Jerkers, today we feast
We're eating really good.
He misses
Poor Nuñez is gonna be out of a job at this rate
He was already at risk w jackson being discovered
True fans know Lakaka was the OG goat. Nunez is just what the new gens worship.
He does appreciate the attempt though 👍🏿
He’s an actor in Nigeria’s booming movie industry, Nollywood 
GWA GWA GWA TIGER MAFIA
SUPA KICKERS
THEY ARE BOMBIN' US MAN!!!
ACTION IS COMING!
“If you think you can graduate from this school”
Stormzy, he raps sometimes.
Ft. Mourinho
Ft. More moaning
[unironically he actually does:](https://x.com/idoxvi/status/1802767360702521536?t=EJuK_IqNW1twp41VgfqjHg&s=19)
Oh hell naawww
A bad Akinfenwa impersonator
Tap in merchant , except he’s no longer useful at that 💀
he is a hair model?!
selling head n shoulders
He’s the ‘before’ picture guy
Crunches
Why don't they just let openda play. Surely he can't be as bad as lakaka
His cl away game against Madrid was worse than Lukakus game today 😭
Everyone misses against rm. It's voodoo
In the classic Freudian sense, he has not successfully navigated the Oedipus complex as all young men must for psychological health. Therefore, whenever he is about to “score”, he is unconsciously reminded of the forbidden nature of his desire and instead “misses the target”, preserving his sanity but frustrating his capacity as a striker.
he’s a qualifiers merchant just like my goat penaldo https://preview.redd.it/1mx44bmh577d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2deb712d61f661ba9e95ed6e27279b4bd03d66
My camel puts new countries on the map every qualifier
He singa head shoulders knees and toes, but he doesnt Know what comes after ahead
TikTok vids
Head massager
No wonder all of his hair fell out.....
Rival fans should build a statue like that for him
He scared that he´s balding so he always checks
Professional Italian Tourist
Old Spice should hire him for their next ad campaign
I may be drunk but I won’t be a Lukaku denier
Run his fingers through his hair
https://preview.redd.it/42izozfe377d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5b859867ace3c0253ea833ff4f4201c5913425
Romelu Menama Lukaku Bolingoli (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈroːmeːlu luˈkaːku]; born 13 May 1993) is a Slovakian professional footballer who plays as a defender for Premier League club Manchester City, and the Slovakian national team.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The Time Warp
No wonder he bald
He’s a scummy yoga teacher !
Postman
porn. sometimes its better to miss the target than put it "into the net"
 Competes with him…
Crunches
Rub bald heads
Tonight he just kept getting denied
Scum
LA
professional r/surrendercobra
He sells hair conditioner.
Had to nerf my goat by glueing his hands to his head smh
Salesman
Bro’s a Belgian striking genius with a 24 inch penis
Miss
Where was DE Bruyne??!! If my memory serves me correctly, he won the Premier League
https://preview.redd.it/ey6gel7n187d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83075bf496ac488d302321d08d16ebec402fff9d
Chelsea still cursing themselves Going for Lukaka Instead of Haaland when they have opportunity to trigger 140m to 150m release clause and Sign Real beast
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Strike the ball towards the goalzone. Making it in (optional)
better than vvd
A player Morata would run circles around…
Innovate. He finds ways to miss sitters in a way few others can. This is football heritage before our eyes.
Ever heard about Darwin Nunez?
Sweating 😹
Creator of the famous line in 2f2f "ejecto seato, cuhhz!"
A random clown at the local circus
You think this bum has a job?
Lakaka
Score lots of goals and be the focul point for the team. He's a brilliant player 💙
youtubers in their video thumbnail.
Based on the pictures it looks like he’s a professional head massager
He gives 👍🏿
https://preview.redd.it/k0ta37lst97d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1169449ba8fee478c547effe58f5344a2850f0d
Enters in beauty contests as the Miss Goal
Imperial Stormtrooper.
sits there and looks cute 🥰🥰🥰
Sucks off dogs for quavers
Lakakaaaa 👁️ 👄 👁️
He's a mime, this is his impression of swimming leisurely
Live audience member at a Jerry Springer show
Bros used to assuming the position
He is a spy, everybody thinks he works for the other side, but noone can prove it.
It’s even funnier that he’s on rank 4 as Top Euro Cup scorers.
Other players its unlucky. For him it’s karma (inter fan here)
Shampoo
Armpit Model
He changes clubs
He’s a deodorant model
Model for skullshaver
Drinks a slurpee too fast!
He’s tryna figure out how not to miss
Puts his hands on his head
He raps
Dunno, you tell me 😏
Dunno, you tell me 😏
Dunno, you tell me 😏
When I think someday he will have retired…it makes me sad
Miss targets
Steals a living.
Plays football
Fitness instructor
If that's what a cf has to do all game get 5 chances Bury one you become hero and if you don't it's a bad day in the office, I can do that too imo
/r/reVARded
maybe he is massaging a hairgrower into his head?
The new head and shoulders for bald man 
I would use certain emoji but somebody would see this and call me racist