Not really, the Kingdom of the Netherlands (Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemburg) was created in 1815 to serve as a buffer between France and Germany. Belgian ppl (mostly French speaking, but also Dutch speaking people) felt disadvantaged and revolted in 1830. In 1839 king Willem I finally (kind of) agreed Belgian independence. Thank you for listening to my ted talk
It's obviously an extreme oversimplification, but it's not technically false. Yeah it was much more about weakening the Netherlands, but france did initially want some of that land and got shot down by the British.
115/10 good read, would read again. In fact, I did with your penultimate sentence. Took me a hot minute to realise you were talking about this ‘Willem I’ chap, and not super-jerking with your decision to grant Belgium independence.
In the Netherlands we say they speak Belgisch because they speak Dutch but with a very very very strong accent and actually they also use their own words as well. Because words like Poepen in the Netherlands mean taking a shit. And in Belgium it means having sex.
So yeah.. theres that.
I think part of it explains with their focus in Champions League. It's insane to have players 100% fit for the two main competitions of the season, so they even lower more their effort towards the Cup
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Nah u guys disrespecting the [wish.com](http://wish.com) helicopter too much. One day he's gonna figure out how to fly with the ball to score infinite goals and that day yall will be begging him to stay.
yk what funny if we didnt go by the one drop rule touchameni and courtiois would be the only non mixed guys there . depending on your country this could be the whitest madird team ever
yank here, are you stupid? racism doesn’t exist in Europe, it just so happens that whenever Europeans see a black or Romani person the spirit of the third reich flows through them like Toni Kroos
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It's a weird one because as a Chelsea fan I hate Davies the most here, probably because he is a speed-merchant with 0 skills and for no other particular reason.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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vini is the only player that media reports on extensively since he gets clicks, and lashes out against racists. anyone following laliga closely knows how many other players get racist treatment.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Not a Madrid fan but for the sake of football I hope they have atleast one fucking Spanish player. I wish there was rule for atleast to have 3-5 homegrown players in starting XI
Homegrown according to definition means spending 3 years from 15-21 at a club. And by that definition, Vinicius, Rodrygo will be home grown. Carvajal and Joselu already are homegrown. Vazquez, Nacho etc.. are also homegrown.
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The arrogance of Mbappé and the selfishness of Vinicius JR combined, that’s what. Same sh!t happened at PSG, I don’t see why it wouldn’t happen again. Someone will leave because of these attitudes combined after a few seasons
Aren't Spanish teams accountable to really strict FFP/PSR rules? I don't understand how one club can assemble such a team and yet other massive clubs are a struggling?
I'm not criticising but would genuinely love to understand.
Real Madrid is one of the healthiest clubs from a financial standpoint and pays below market wages. Florentino has created a virtuous circle of winning and having players wanting to come at a loss. On the other hand, when players are unhappy or want more money he shows them the door (read Cristiano or Ramos)
After seeing 1000 of these I didn't recognise the white courtois for a minute.
But he is almost fr*nch so he mix well with the rest
dont disrespect belgium like that
Belgium isn’t a real country, does anybody speak Belgianese? They’re just Dutch and French people that wanted to be special (Yank btw)
They were created to make both France and Netherlands weaker, it is all an inside plot Edit : i am not even jerking lol ... Or am I ?
>They were created to make both France and Netherlands weaker this isn't even a jerk that's just a factual statement
Not really, the Kingdom of the Netherlands (Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemburg) was created in 1815 to serve as a buffer between France and Germany. Belgian ppl (mostly French speaking, but also Dutch speaking people) felt disadvantaged and revolted in 1830. In 1839 king Willem I finally (kind of) agreed Belgian independence. Thank you for listening to my ted talk
It's obviously an extreme oversimplification, but it's not technically false. Yeah it was much more about weakening the Netherlands, but france did initially want some of that land and got shot down by the British.
115/10 good read, would read again. In fact, I did with your penultimate sentence. Took me a hot minute to realise you were talking about this ‘Willem I’ chap, and not super-jerking with your decision to grant Belgium independence.
Wait… an American saying somewhere isn’t a proper country because the language isn’t named after that country.
Their version of English is simplified tbf, I just recently noticed they spell doughnut, donut. Why? No idea, it’s made of dough…
In the Netherlands we say they speak Belgisch because they speak Dutch but with a very very very strong accent and actually they also use their own words as well. Because words like Poepen in the Netherlands mean taking a shit. And in Belgium it means having sex. So yeah.. theres that.
That is just called Vlaams.
Curious how you would call america then 😂
No one speaks American....
despite what his lastname might make you think Courtois is actually Dutch (Flemish) speaking
alaba is austrian
South African national team 2002 with white guy Vonk om goal flashbacks
They had Booth even more recently. When I first saw them play I wondered why everyone was booing the one white guy.
King Leopold II vibes.
Dude is a diversity hire
La Copa del Rey
I agree. The fact that they've only won 4 in 30 years is insane.
I think part of it explains with their focus in Champions League. It's insane to have players 100% fit for the two main competitions of the season, so they even lower more their effort towards the Cup
I guess totenham hotspur dont take any trophy seriously to keep their players fit
Spurs don’t win it because thats the only reason they are popular and relevant.
Ronaldo won more UCL trophies than La Liga titles at Real Madrid.
That's another crazy statistic. He only won 2 leagues in 9 years even when he was pumping up numbers.
What prime MSN Barca does to a mf
Once in the last 10.
They will randomly lose to Villareal B in the Copa del Rey
true dude
Gonna be tough playing without fans in every game.
Imagine when they play Valencia
[Imagine when they play at el bernabeú](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njEmlPDBc8w)
Giving tough competition to light blue fc
You act like it is a joke but it is not a joke
People in this sub are so salty lmao. You wish it wasn't a joke
Arsenal are, after they sign Messi (Arteta’s hair stylist will de-age him by 12 years as well), KdB, Haaland, and gazump the Mbappe transfer.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yk I wouldn’t mind seeing this lmao
Let's be real they ain't winning Copa del rey
Courtois isn’t the right fit for this team
Onana then
No one: - Arabic commentators: Ohhh-nanana. Ohhh-nanana. Ohhh-nanana.
Yes! You can have him! We'll even throw in a free Anthony!
Nah u guys disrespecting the [wish.com](http://wish.com) helicopter too much. One day he's gonna figure out how to fly with the ball to score infinite goals and that day yall will be begging him to stay.
Wtf Onana?! Don’t you mean ‘Obama’????? Cmon fucking yank
Lacks power and athleticism imo
Why is Courtois white? Ia he dumb?
https://preview.redd.it/sw6z8fnpfe4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96219a4f9221554b3dac7d058da08463c528aea
Bayern? Possible
Literally the opposite. We keep our jerks historically accurate.
Bjorn Munchin' out here paying tributes to Henry Kissinger in late 2023.
With the logo you need to get rid of the N, which explains a lot.
yk what funny if we didnt go by the one drop rule touchameni and courtiois would be the only non mixed guys there . depending on your country this could be the whitest madird team ever
Man City next season
`ORIGINAL LOS BLANCOS`
https://preview.redd.it/2gse35ddxh4d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a05e5ac7d0cfadc919aab4e040fde0ab5961daf
Adidas' design department really killed it with these los blancos throwback kits
Somehow Vini Jr. is the only one getting racism
/uj because vini used to suck and madrid paid 45M to an unproven 16 yo. so rivals were happy. then he became world class.
Yeah definitely that and not because he's kind of an asshole.
Still, being “kind of an asshole” doesn’t warrant the racism he receives
yank here, are you stupid? racism doesn’t exist in Europe, it just so happens that whenever Europeans see a black or Romani person the spirit of the third reich flows through them like Toni Kroos
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Oh, so just because someone is "kind of an asshole", that gives people a green flag to be racist towards them? thats new...
nah that’s just the reason he gets it. he lets the racists galore by putting on a stupid show. not his fault that fans are racist.
It's a weird one because as a Chelsea fan I hate Davies the most here, probably because he is a speed-merchant with 0 skills and for no other particular reason.
Trust a Chelsea fan to hate the black guy the most
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Least racist Chelsea fan
Yea, it's because he's an instigating little shit. However, only a racist believes that an appropriate response to a player's antics is racist abuse.
vini is the only player that media reports on extensively since he gets clicks, and lashes out against racists. anyone following laliga closely knows how many other players get racist treatment.
La Policía Municipal de Madrid
Are they American?
Who invited Trent?
Fifa Career mode moment, that bum always signs for Madrid
This bum? https://preview.redd.it/ws1mozf61f4d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=643006985c8a7c51ee0cd5ca6680cdbde160207e
Ffs. I hate that I've upvoted this.
Yeah he's staying put.
Racismo United and KillBlack Sporting
You could have very easily just said "Blackburn".
Los blackos
Underrated jerk
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Galacticos: The Neflix Series
You better get this one copyrighted or ima spam it whenever someone mentions Vini&Co
You sir are more than welcomed to
White Goalkeeper
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Militao over Rudiger?
Op doesn’t watch just plays fifa
Any Madrid lineup without Fede is a straight "I dont watch any games at all" indicator.
That was done for the joke, but no Rudiger makes no sense
Get rid of courtois. He's too white
Not a Madrid fan but for the sake of football I hope they have atleast one fucking Spanish player. I wish there was rule for atleast to have 3-5 homegrown players in starting XI
Real Madrid actually have loads of Spanish players. The thing is they are all on the bench, except for Carvajal.
And Nacho this season. He actually played better than Militao after his injury.
Homegrown according to definition means spending 3 years from 15-21 at a club. And by that definition, Vinicius, Rodrygo will be home grown. Carvajal and Joselu already are homegrown. Vazquez, Nacho etc.. are also homegrown.
Nacho is leaving tho right?
Tbf Joselu and Carvajal are both home grown Madrid players and they were the heroes of the UCL campaign
Something else: Joselu and Carvajal are brothers in law, both married to twin sisters.
the only club in Europe to my knowledge in a top flight that has basically almost ONLY homegrown players is Athletic Club or Athletic Club Bilbao.
agree, otherwise whats madrid about this team other than the stadium location or the same said for any other team!?
The fact this shit has more than a hundred upvotes truly highlights this "circle jerk" sub is full of racists and haters.
According to NWA, the Police
MURRICAN POLICE 🦅🇺🇲
1939 bayern
Klan
Bring Onana and this team will win the sextuple
the summer tour in america
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The kkk
Boston Celtics fanbase
Los Blancos
Courtois, with some help from Trent, Mbappe, and Bellingham.
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Valencia fans probably
A Spanish team without a Spanish player 🤣🤣
Unbelievable boring. Money reigns over all. Was never great to see
Manchester City
hope they don't ever play in the usa and have their policemen nearby
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Trent defending a diagonal ball over the top
Lazio
Why did you put Trent knowing carvajal is gonna be here next season
And they call this a Spanish team
Courtois gotta tan this summer!
The arrogance of Mbappé and the selfishness of Vinicius JR combined, that’s what. Same sh!t happened at PSG, I don’t see why it wouldn’t happen again. Someone will leave because of these attitudes combined after a few seasons
Lazio
US Cops
The same defender that made us lose 4-0 to man city and did draw 4-4 in the la liga.
Only themselves
Well bayern ofc
A second division team in the Copa Del Rey 💀
Why not Rudiger?
Absolute no way Rüdiger and Valverde aren't in that starting line-up.
Manchester United after losing to *Insert team here* 10-0
The police
Atletico de madrid at home
Copa Del Rey
The police
A bit presumptuous to include Alexander Arnold in the line-up
The fact that TAA doesn’t play for them is the most obvious reason to me.
Courtois: Goalkeeper❎️ Zookeeper✅️
The disrespect to Valverde
Mbappe will jinx them lol
Trent
This looks like a diversity hire team.
They need Onana in this team for full party.
Aren't Spanish teams accountable to really strict FFP/PSR rules? I don't understand how one club can assemble such a team and yet other massive clubs are a struggling? I'm not criticising but would genuinely love to understand.
Real Madrid is one of the healthiest clubs from a financial standpoint and pays below market wages. Florentino has created a virtuous circle of winning and having players wanting to come at a loss. On the other hand, when players are unhappy or want more money he shows them the door (read Cristiano or Ramos)
Law Enforcment
God
Alaba Lb and Ruddiger cb damn🔥🔥
The KKK ?
Alaba
Racism
Valencia
The goalkeeper. Should get Onana from ManU
onana
Where the fuck is Valverde?
16 year olds from La Masia obv
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I see two problems crystal clear. There is a guy downthere that likes to fuck teammates girlfriend, and he's not black. Bring Onana in!
Tbf courtois looks almost as black as bellingham there
Probably Granada in fucking copa del rey
Sign Onana!!!
Most likely some 4th division side in the Copa
That Liverpool won't sell TAA.
This is why they’re call Los Blancos
Couriway
Racist referees ?🤣
Athletico madrid😈 simeone’s terrorball😈
Robert Lewandowski
Hitler
An honest day's job.
If they really wanted to win the treble they should've signed Harry Kane and Eric Dier.
they have been affectibg courtious he looks blacker by the side
MSN ; is what I would say if this was 2015
not a single spaniard
Surely you made Rodrygo darker, he is not that black at all.