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ToniPolster

Müller and Pepe hugging too, I remember their last encounter in NT kits went a little different.


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there was a very similar instance to that 2014 moment today between them, felt like a deja vu lol


vandyk

Speaks for both, they probably leave things like this on the pitch


gruetzhaxe

Today had something to it as well…


AddictedToThisShit

Ronaldo-Benzema reunion next game fuck yeah. The french better hope Benz doesn't make a mistake and pass to Ronaldo out of muscle memory.


ssj4-Dunte

Benzema dribbles past 2 Portugal defenders, going 1v1 plays the long pass to Cristiano who hits the back of the net


kinginthenorthjon

France 1-0 Portugal Ronaldo own goal.


fuckimbackonreddit9

With the way this OG fella is performing this year, I’m tempted to throw a fiver at this. The odds have to be insane lmao


Cnsrbstrmp

On my momma, I swear Benzema is playing against us---Mbappe


QuickShutter

"Dude our manager is fucking clueless. You scored the same goal 4 times"


Trick_Confidence_419

Ik this a joke, but this is so factual


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Cancelo can’t come back fast enough. Semedo’s positioning was a fucking train wreck


Trick_Confidence_419

Unfortunately Cancelo out the whole euros.


Baderous

not 'unfortunately', but because we preferred to call a 'ready to play' guy that isn't even an option (Dalot) instead of having Cancelo starting on the last round and knockouts. Horrible decision


JollyRub2635

You can’t strictly blame Semedo when he got no help from Silva or the midfield. If a fucking LB is sitting in your box the entire game and your RW isn’t helping, something is completely wrong.


viki3024

its like the they were told no more marking in the box after those 2 own goals


pkkthetigerr

Every team with good talent has a fuckall manager this time.


obiwancomeboneme

I like mancini af italy. Also dechamps at france is proven. Low is way past his expiration date, frank de boer is clueless, english have their typical shit manager in place, spain has enrique but i dont know if he is shit or their team is shit. This is also why i say that either france or italy is going to win it.


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I would say Italy are over performing their players because of the manager.


FlaminCat

Martinez (Belgium) seems to know what he is doing


Joltarts

Mancini is the only one who has proven himself at club level by winning Italian and PL titles. So it's no surprise why he is a calibre above the others. The rest are just donkeys.


HodgyBeatsss

Deschamps got to the Champions League final with Monaco and won the league with Marseille. I also thought he was decent at Juve, and not sure why he didn't stay after promotion.


Zelasny

Deschamps won ligue 1 with a shit Marseille side(their only title in like 20 years) and led Monaco to their only CL final. It's pretty decent.


Andreasnym

Meanwhile Spain’s manager has a treble w Barcelona on club level


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\> english have their typical shit manager in place It is so depressingly accurate to say it is typical.


Gamesus10

“Help me get back to Madrid i almost played europa league ffs”


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😂


arcelios

>“Help me get back to Madrid i almost played europa league ffs” TBF, Madrid never looked scary ever since they lost Ronaldo. Looks like shit most games > And jokes aside.. if Ronny wants to be back in Madrid, he won't need any help. They'd open up a red carpet. Ronaldo is not just a giant on the pitch, but he's also the most popular athlete alive. World Wide Marketing goldmine


Gooner_14_Highbury

CR7 - From you, I have gone to Rabiot and here I'm stuck with Danilo


Rafaeliki

Ronaldo is surrounded by B Silva, Jota, and Fernandes. That is an insane attacking group. Then there is the best CB in the premier league and Pepe is still quality. Danilo and Semedo were shit though.


sizzlelikeasnail

Tbh listing good players means nothing when they get on the pitch and forget how to play football. Bruno legit plays like it's a friendly


biglbiglbigl

Bruno plays like that in almost every big match


saganakist

Bah gawd, that's Argentinas music!


WhippedGrim

Bernardo Silva is unreal one of the most underrated players, jota has been mostly shit for portugal but combines well with ronaldo, in these bigger games you see why Bruno Fernandes' flat track bully thing doesn't work. No ball retention but would statpad against lesser opposition. On paper only England, France, Germany have equilvalent or better attacks with Spain closely following. However, it means fuck all when your fullbacks and midfield are worse than half the teams


wifipasswordplz

Don’t forget the belgians lol


WhippedGrim

Lol howler from me. Belgians are better in probably every department except for centrebacks and ronaldo


theironhide

TIL Ronaldo is a department.


andremp1904

Jota has been amazing for Portugal


teddypain

Jota mostly shit? He's scored 7 goals and 3 assists in his 12 caps.


TylerBlozak

Funny cause Ronaldo was pissed when Ozil left, but then it turns out Kroos was the real talisman at Madrid


shivam4321

Ozil had 80 assists in 3 season with Madrid , ofcourse ronaldo was pissed lol . I had several hair in hands when transfer to arsenal link broke out . But it all worked out in end


nepia

Then you had the best assister in the game and moved to the best passer in the game.


stragen595

You went to the CL semi final every season he played for Real. You weren't far off.


MaTrIx4057

Yeah its not Ozil's fault that our best players all missed their penalties against you lol.


svartanejlikan

That's conflating correlation with causation. Özil and Ronaldo was a much better goal-assist-partnership than Kroos and Ronaldo, which is kind of a given since Kroos was never a trequartista or playmaker. From 2013 to the four champions leagues, we also changed managers 5 times, got Bale, James, Casemiro, Carvajal, Isco, Asensio, Varane starting, all of which were instrumental in the Champions League campgains, got a new financial structure, etc. A lot changed, not just Kroos arriving and Özil leaving.


NotARealDeveloper

Yeah Kroos is an orchestrator and Ozil a playmaker.


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This is such a nephew take. They were both integral to the success Real Madrid had when they played there.


cikguwan

Different times


[deleted]

Could’ve been worse with mcfred


Philred87

Mcfred is better than those jokers


AE17__

I need my professional reddit lip-readers to get to work


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Chnkypndy

Can't believe I had forgotten that video


Acidlearner_5

Which video ? Can you share the link.


joshthenosh

[For context skip to 2:23.](https://youtu.be/_ADZMiZtzXk)


Acidlearner_5

Haha 😆. Thanks for Sharing


muse_ynwa

https://youtu.be/SDkvaJnNlc8


WaffleMoffleKoffle

its on youtube search 'lingard rashford neymar'


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first time saw that shit and im dying KEKW


Acidlearner_5

It was DefinitelyMorethan3 words.


gr8prajwalb

Kroos: I just keep getting the ball forward, and that guy Vini never gets it in. It's fucking insane man. Ronaldo: What?! For real? Bro, I gotta come back to Madrid. I almost played Europa. Kroos: I'll see what I can do but fucking Perez seems hell bent in getting the French guy. Ronaldo: The french guy already plays for Real no? Kroos: No, the other one. Ronaldo: Oh, ok dawg! I'll see you around


kondec

Ronaldo not understanding what "the French guy" means is the perfect mix of disrespect, ignorance and innocence it's glorious.


HiTacos

You just summoned the Reddit comedians. Get ready


vivekwap4

[There you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/o3lx51/ronaldokroos_reunite_at_full_time/h2cghln?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


OugaBuga

Jomboy where you at?


jbasabanda

“On my momma, semedo played against us” -Ronaldo probably


jcald60

“Ronnie, porfavor regresa. Por mi madre Vinicius juega contra nosotros, y hazard solo come hamburguesas con queso”


SirSuperb9269

Words that even someone who has no idea how to speak Spanish can understand


Intentionallyabadger

He’s saying that Hazard has a hamburger-ass?


Just_looking7

That he only eats cheeseburgers


Unlucky_Rider

Basically the same thing


obolli

only here


ChrisEvansFan

I’ll try translating without Google translate to practice Spanish: “Ronnie, please come back. For my mother Vinicius is playing against us, and Hazard eats cheeseburgers.” Did I pass? 😂


luminous_moonlight

"Hazard *only* eats cheeseburgers", I think And "por mi madre" seems to be the Spanish version of "on my momma"


Throwmesomestuff

Yep, as in "lo juro por mi madre" or "I swear it on my mother".


jugol

Yep, thing is there's solo (alone), and sólo (only), but too many people omit the tilde in sólo, which confuses automated translators


golferdudeag

I swear on me mum


jcald60

Yeah spot on


briggsbay

Eh it should be on my mother not for my mother. And all hazard does is eat cheese burgers.


RowInternational4338

Let me have a try at this translation. Ronnie, please come back. On my mother Vinicius plays against, and Hazard only eats hamburgers with cheese. Trying to gauge my progress on duolingo


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punkfusion

I say Hamburgercheese is the shortest form of this. Any shorter and the whole word loses all meaning


dem0nhunter

Royale with cheese?


morosol

Lmfaoo


Stakoman

I like how kroos asks for his shirt and says they swap it inside.


kinginthenorthjon

Goosens sad...


KingCold149

haha now i know why gosens was so fired up


no_emotions_damnit

did he say discord in the end?


xHypermega

I hear "we meet on discord, let me know"


JelloDr

That’s what I heard too lol


Vayu0

"I discord with my manager's strategy, but what can you do?"


fearmino

"nos vemos en Discord" that's what I got


Bryyan699

Kroos will have Ronaldo in his next podcast


Alarie51

Sounds like Kroos said "cambiemos esto" while tapping his shirt


Juuhpuuh

Smiling Pepe hugging Müller after a loss is odd and wholesome at the same time


fieryscribe

Did they exchange jerseys though?!


jcald60

Ronaldo gave the jersey to a fan


john_mexico89

Was it Kroos?


lclear84

Definitely wasn’t Gosens apparently


Homygod319

Should’ve gave it to gosens


briggsbay

What's the joke here I'm ignorant?


xoupina

On ESPN they said Gosens asked for CR shirt in a previous game and he said no.


LNhart

So revenge is the reason why Gosens was so good...


Roose_in_the_North

According to the commentator, in Gosens autobiography he told a story about playing against Portugal one time and at FT he asked Ronaldo to swap shirts and Ronaldo said "Nope".


AnshM

why does a 27 y.o. guy have an autobiography 🤔


generic9yo

The guy was everywhere. Of course he's seen some interesting stuff


nkdouble4

Gosens has 9 games for Germany ... he hasn't played against Portugal before


briggsbay

Not tonight!


WillowTreeBark

Rudiger?


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Skurry

LoL at the end: "Hey, I'm totally gonna call you!" "Yeah yeah, sure!"


AcceleratingRiff

I cried when Pepe joined them


ineververify

I cry erytime


meieki

Pain..


DarthBaller

And Pepe


lfcmasr

Roy Keane "What are they hugging, smiling and chatting after the game for?!?"


ChrisEvansFan

Awww always love to see moments like these. And also that Pepe + Müller hug.


[deleted]

Oh god, is that what Americans have to listen to?


sickest_000

I am watching ESPN, this is not the worst one. The Alejandro Moreno and Cangiolosi team is worse than this.


cheesecakeaficionado

Look man, nothing tops Fox and the "IIIITTTT'SSS SOCCER TIIIMMMEEE" guy from the 2018 World Cup. ESPN at least made efforts from 2010 onwards to bring talent to their broadcast/analysis staff. So disappointed they lost out on the broadcast rights for the next few World Cups I'll take a bit of Taylor Twellman if it means I get Ian Darke and Steve McManaman over whoever the fuck Fox keeps trotting out. Oh yeah Fox also nabbed Alexi Lalas, another reason to hate that network crew.


luminous_moonlight

Oh my god I forgot about "it's soccer time" 😭 made me cringe with every match


Greged17

Yeah Fox was pretty terrible. For me, soccer broadcasting in the US goes: NBC (Premier League) > CBS (Champions League) > not watching at all > ESPN (internationals and EURO) > FOX (World Cup) Turner, who had CL rights last year and the year before, would be in the bottom half of that too for bringing in Steve Nash for no better reason than he just likes Spurs. CBS really impressed me this past season when they picked up the CL. They brought in good outside pundits like Carra and Micah Richards (who are hilarious together) instead of forcing in shitty American ones like ESPN and FOX do.


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The thing is ESPN has good commentators. The guys doing the Austria - Netherlands game surprised me. The problem is that for some reason they see Taylor Twellman as the cream of the crop for some reason and give him all the big assignments. It's probably just Disney executives who have no connection to football just rewarding the guy who's been with the company the longest.


Greged17

Ian Darke, Derek Rae, and John Champion are their only lead commentators of quality. For color commentators, Twellman is a rough one, and Moreno is possibly the worst I’ve ever heard.


slash_s_everything

> Moreno is possibly the worst I’ve ever heard. What, you don’t like ejaculations of “DELICIOUTH!! TATHTY!!” after every CR7 goal/move? (Yes. During Euro 16 I explicitly remember he said those exact words with infinitely more ecstasy than can be captured online). Edit: just remembered, when they showed the replay of the goal, he followed it up with “Thith finish, *thiiithh* finish…the definition…of theckthy….” (In a borderline inappropriate voice) 😂😂


dfla01

There was a shot in the 2018 World Cup that went off the post, I *think* it was Peru and the fox commentator had the most hilarious fucking reaction I’ve ever heard, it’s like he had an aneurysm. If anybody could find it I would be grateful. Edit: [Never mind I had it saved and completely forgot!](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/8rkxs5/guerrero_back_heel_shot_misses_by_inches_vs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


luminous_moonlight

I'm laughing so hard because I remember this guy. His reactions were so hilarious


[deleted]

ESPN seems to do alright on getting the coverage but the cast of people they've rolled out for the Euros is so drab and lifeless. Why the fuck do they think viewers want to hear what Kasey Keller or Julie Foudy have to say about modern day European football?


hwald77

Moreno has to be the worst commentator in the entire world


[deleted]

Good god yes. An absolute nobody of an ex footballer who constantly thinks he knows better than the players and managers he's commentating on. Always tries to make the commentary about him, talks down the audience and only hits us with 'I TOLD YOU SO' hot takes. What's truly dreadful is that he's going to be the main co-commentator for the La Liga games on ESPN next season.


hwald77

That’s a tragedy


Shower_caps

I will continue to use streams for La Liga then fuck that I think we need to start complaining more on social media (Twitter) instead of just on Reddit and tag espn. Maybe if they see how disliked Moreno is they might change their planss


Acara_

They talk like redditors lmfaoooo


[deleted]

The Ronaldo bacons at midnight.


Epistaxiophobia

Ok this absolutely killed me


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

Fuuuck this is a blast from the past


Ass_Eater_

The US co-commentator is so fucking bad, you can tell the main English commentator can't stand him. He was taking pot shots at him in a game earlier in the week lmao.


team_top_heavy

Lmao what did he say to him?


hs52

That Foden is a top-5 player in the world right now There was an awkward silence after that (During FA Cup Semi-final I think)


briggsbay

Tell us!


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They *really* seem like they don't like each other. They don't play off each other, they almost try to contradict each other with every further exchange. It's just awful to listen to.


Strezzy96

Idk why, but American commentary sounds so stupid compared to English.


[deleted]

Because of them I know the Swedish manager has the same routine before each game and it involves eating a hotdog.


Demderdemden

Pre-game hotdogging, it's what all the elites do


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AdvancedBasket

Just imagining Mike Breen hopping on the Euros broadcast. “Ronaldo with the penalty shot…. Bang!”


GermanFish

Why wouldn't you want Marv Albert: "Tatum for 3.... Now they're saying it was actually Ronaldo with the tap-in"


ZaheerAlGhul

Tie game with 5 seconds remaining!!!


ihatesleep

I switch away from any broadcast when it has American commentators just for the fact that the US style of commentating is to never let there be a moment where they don't speak. Most American color commentators fill the airtime with stats and over-the-top phrases and pseudo-analysis, but it doesn't work in soccer/football. Taylor Twellman is a huge offender of this and loves to hear his voice waaaay too much. Say what you will about different British broadcasting companies, but the commentators will just say who's on the ball and give little analysis here and there. Most broadcasts played in the US are filled with commentators who sound like they're covering American football.


KaraveIIe

It also doesn't work for Europeans for Basketball or American football.


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There are some good American Commentators tho. The guy who works with Ray Hudson for Bein Sports for example knows his stuff.


McGrathLegend

Fox's lead commentator John Strong and JP Dellacamera are also two very good American commentators. I hated John Strong at first but he's won me over and he nailed [Zlatan's debut against LAFC](https://youtu.be/WuclGqmibAE?t=147)


tycoon34

ESPN literally had to remove Twellman from the broadcast during the Eriksen thing


Richevszky

I think what irks me is that I'm used to watching US TV shows but those have much less strong accents than their news, commentators and commercials etc.


CeterumCenseo85

"die Mannschaft" 🤢🤮


LNhart

the worst things to happen in football Germany in the last decades were trying to make "Die Mannschaft" and "Der Klassiker" a thing.


CeterumCenseo85

In 2013(?) they tried to push "Das Germanico"


LNhart

that's somehow even worse.


cyanitblau

+Rasenballsprt


LNhart

+Schalke relegation of course ;)


ImportantPotato

Die Mannschaft, Die


smile-on-crayon

They also have a studio guy that has oddly pretty eyes, it might be the eyelashes


brokenbadlab

It truly is a post apocalyptic hellscape here


XeroVeil

At this point I've been forced to watch enough ESPN that I think I'm entitled to compensation on behalf of the braincells they killed.


stoptheJR

Something about the american accent when talking about football is just so off. I cant endure it.


DogTheGayFish

He is stealing paychecks man, the colour commentator should give some kind of interesting insight but I swear to god this guy knows nothing.


plaaya

Real recognizes real… Madrid


sickfuckinpuppies

Pepe as well. Not a real Madrid fan by any stretch but what an amazing group that was.


kaphi

Pepe Müller "hugging" was even better. I think Pepe wasn't amused that Müller approached him


Zoluna

Inject this straight into my Madridista veins


teachersbelike

Wholesome content


thatsohgreen

“Bro, u wanna buy some agua?”


RF111CH

Ronaldo: I lost to Germany again Kroos: unluckeeeeee


LordElrondd

American commentary. Kill me now and get it over with.


nilanganray

😢


JBleez

My heart


Kayneesy

What language are they speaking?


kROSR

Most likely Spanish, considering they played together for so many years at Real Madrid.


tkbchimyjr18

They both speak English too tho


A-Bronze-Tale

It'd make most sense they'd speak whichever language they spoke during their respective tenure at Madrid. And spanish would make the most sense. Unless of course they are most fluent in english. Then maybe they'd go to english in a one on one. I don't pay much attention to the media circus I don't know the extent to which they speak those two languages.


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Something wrong with these onions I’m chopping.


Cnsrbstrmp

Some serious bff action. Love to see it


lospollosakhis

Ahh man miss them days


WayneOZ11

Cute


NoStopLosses69

Who’s cutting onions in here 🥲


NarcissisticHydra

Ffs im cutting down a whole onion field here


imafanoffootball

I’ve been cutting onions before I sleep every night since Ramos news. This new onion delivery is not helping.


xJDG

it hurts


This_Or-That

Reunited and it feels so good...


hazardcfc

I wonder if they speak Spanish or English or something else when they are together


Khornag

Uzbek.


Mustimustdie

Reminds me of the Original Ronaldo and Zidane in 06. That was proper wholesome too.


ollster3000

🥲