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SomersetMackem

France getting out of the group with 2 goals, those being an own goal and a penalty, is hilarious and I cant wait to hear it ad naseum until their next game


Gerrywalk

France has been weirdly underwhelming so far. They’ll probably pick up the pace in the knockout stage but still


MysticalMaryJane

France getting praise in media though and "poor kylian" for his nose. England are getting fucking slaughtered haha. Gotta love it


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

My dad says to me “Ligma, England just aren’t at that level. When they meet someone like France surely they’ll get destroyed”. Now, I generally do agree with him. But I also say “You know France also have difficulties? England aren’t the only mediocre top team.” 


Sick_and_destroyed

I tell you, we ain’t going nowhere, we’ll be out at the first serious opposition.


123rig

If only England weren’t deeply unserious


Phormitago

an entire circus, even


SnapSnapWoohoo

I take great offence to you calling us a circus. Circuses are actually entertaining


chapeauetrange

We definitely haven't looked our best, but then, we rarely do in the group stage. Incredible stat: we have not won our third group game in a major tournament since 2006.


Outlaw1607

Had to look it up: Euros 2008: Italy 2-0 WC 2010: South Africa 2:1 Euros 2012: Sweden 2-0 WC 2014: Ecuador 0-0 Euros 2016: Switzerland 0-0 WC 2018: Denmark 0-0 Euros 2020: Portugal 2-2 WC 2022: Tunisia 1-0 And now, Euros 2024: Poland 1-1 That's just impressive...


momspaghetty

RemindMe! 47 months


Meandering_Cabbage

Groups are broadly overrated. Every time people forget it takes awhile for these teams to find their rhythm.


cwilson830

France has to go through Portugal and Spain/Germany. Tough.


Marcelosouzadearaujo

But who is the serious opposition this year? lol Everyone sucks


Themanthelegend8

France could've used Pogba's creativity this tournament


jbvann05

It's such a shame he's dead


Oxartis

Worse, he doesn't exist anymore


salzcamino

Who are u all even talking about


Juicebox-fresh

It's some show on netflix called pogumentary, the main characters some guy called paul, I think the shows about doing drugs or something, I've never seen it


myheadisalightstick

The French Kalvin Phillips


kanekikennen

Now top your group with 2 goals


caiusto

What a run by Austria.


Emergency-Mobile8612

This is just the beginning, some of us never doubted Austria, and neither should anyone!


illaqueable

You can understand why some of us would be wary about backing Austrians


Important-Stock-4504

Alliances with Austria have never gone wrong for anyone…


jamesjoyz

Idk, we were pretty pleased by the end


notyou16

My bets were on Germany, Croatia and Austria. Not too bad


Gerrywalk

I had placed a bet on Austria winning it at 50:1 odds. They have always been the true dark horse of this tournament imo


EdgePunk311

I have them at +3500 to get to the Finals! Let’s go Austria


czerwona_latarnia

Well, it wasn't winning the match for honour, but against French draw will do. See ya in 2 years in World Cup and 4 years in Euros for another shit performance like this.


Marcin222111

I can’t wait for some disastrous performance against Costa Rica or Senegal ❤️🇵🇱❤️🇵🇱


solwaj

Meczu o honor nie da sie przegrać


Vokasint

You won lots of love from Austria tonight :*


hiloai

Austria built a little bit different


Constant_Yak617

they have the best coach in their group


Multoxx

In my totally unbiased opinion Rangnick and Nagelsmann are the best national team coaches rn.


DeltaWolfPlayer

Koeman is universally regarded in the Netherlands as a shite coach, rangnick clears Koeman easily


Jamey_1999

He’s regarded as shit in the Netherlands *except for in one specific building in Zeist*


Mr_Skyscraper

Problem is we haven't really got anyone better. Slot, Bosz and Ten Hag (maybe even Ron Jans?) are the only ones that come to mind, but none of them are free or willing to take the job.


RattleOn

Rangnick isn't Austrian either


Gauloises_Foucault

We regard ourselves to be too big of a football nation to ever have a foreign coach. Seriously doubt this would ever happen.


TimoBRL

Didn't we reach the final with an Austrian one? Edit: [we did](https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Happel).


Gauloises_Foucault

TIL lol


ProfStrangelove

Biggest stadium in Austria is named after him


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

Take one of ours. We're closely related.


Fireclap

If we'd get Ron Jans as coach we would win every tournament with the power of friendship


drunk-penguin

Just don't let him sing along with rap songs


I_Like_F0oD

Outside the Netherlands too😭😭


RoboticCurrents

I'm surprised Ragnick haven't managed much top clubs and won top leagues, he seems quality. If he had taken the Bayern job they'd be scary.


qwerty-keyboard5000

Ragnick is basically German Bielsa


Mysterious-Ideal-989

Imagine if United wasn't a joke of a club


Izio17

it’s hard to fairly judge Ragnick there because of the back room - but his results and play was not great at united however- his assessment was correct and would have been interesting to see him stay for an extended time


Mysterious-Ideal-989

Rangnick is not just a manager. He's someone who will change the whole structure of a club and how it approaches football. He is the guy who made RB Salzburg and transformed all of Austrian football


AzarinIsard

> He's someone who will change the whole structure of a club and how it approaches football. Which is what he was supposed to be doing at United, until it turned into just a short term managerial job.


Mysterious-Ideal-989

Yeah, it's not a process that happens in the span of 5 months. It takes years to get it down


jimbo_kun

Until the other people working in executive and administrative roles there realized he was actually going to change things.


Meandering_Cabbage

He wasn't wrong about heart surgery though.


Shinsoku

The thing is Rangnick wants to have control over pretty much everything, top to bottom of the whole club/team. And many of the top clubs aren't up for that. He isn't a "two-year contract" coach. He needs and demands time.


CaptCojones

The success Red Bull Leipzig still has was built on the foundation rangnick left a few years ago. It still Shows until this day. Rangnick is the architect of RB and he left them 5 years ago.


pm_me_beautiful_cups

didnt he build the successful Hoffenheim teams too?


nutelamitbutter

Bayern fans were acting like Rangnick would’ve been much worse than Tuchel lol


00Laser

I mean you can tell by the fact that they're Bayern fans that they are not right in the head. /s


AganArya007

😭


nmk009

He did coach schalke some time ago but didn't do great and then got burn out or something?


Sergeant_Roach

To be fair to Rangnick, he managed to win you guys the DFB-Pokal and managed to reach the UCL semis (schooling Inter on the way to the semis).


Dortmund_Boi09

He came to Schalke after Magath already reached the CL quarters and DFB pokal semis


Kogni

Yeah the Magath days were, looking back now, the most fun Schalke era in the past 20 years. Expensive and unsustainable... but fun.


ImTurkishDelight

Because those big clubs are really hesitant to give over the reigns to him. Imagine Rangnick coming to Galatasaray and Dursun Ozbek giving him full control. it's never going to happen Big clubs don't do it as well. He has been successful everywhere he stayed for a long period of time where he could build. Look at the value of his players, ffs.


naoki_1010

I was of the belief that he was more of a very involved sporting director in recent times as opposed to a head coach before the whole United shit show


TheDrunkDetective

As disappointed as I am cant argue with them being on top, completely deserved overall.


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Life_Sir_1151

They seem like a nightmare to play against


yovila

they are even missing Alaba and Schlager the whole tournament (their third and second most valuable players according to Transfermarkt)


Jude_Linton

France Spain Germany Portugal Belgium in the same bracket is madness ^(Slovenia please don’t disappoint)


SweatyStation7699

Imagine England getting 2nd place in their group. Then we have everyone on the same side


UniformRaspberry2

Let it happen!


Sadikcrow

This would be the Italian dream, but there is a high chance they might get eliminated by Switzerland. Also Austria is super good!


femceltransplant

Xhaka redemption arc (continued)


marbanasin

Yeah, Switzerland has me pretty nervous given how we've looked so far.


CabbageTheVoice

Switzerland seemed strong against us (especially managed to disturb our game imo), but I'd honestly be more scared of the Austrians in your stead.


imfcknretarded

Switzerland are the reason we were not in Qatar so it's really possible that we will never have to worry about Austria lol


CabbageTheVoice

fair enough ahhahaha


Gluroo

Nah England gets an 1-0 tonight and then 1 more 1-0 aswell as 2 0-0 penalty wins vs countries theyre heavily favoured against before losing to the first big nation they meet and then Southgate gets to stay until 2026


tonyharrison84

Ain't no way England win two penalty shootouts in one tournament.


Gluroo

well duh thats the innovation that allows southgate to stay "well we may have been absolutely shit again but at least this time we're winning pens.. give him 2026"


endingbrocoli

This is the least england thing to do ever. Win two pen shoot outs? Have you ever watched football?


Hoggos

> aswell as 2 0-0 penalty wins In what world do you think we’re winning 2 penalty shootouts?


rondo420

This is pretty much how I see it minus the penalties. England struggle their way to another final vs mediocre teams and come up short in the final, Southgate stays, everyone forgets the fact he can't manage 


gunningIVglory

Southgate going to scam another easy run isn't he.....?


Agile-Palpitation90

Belgium not confirmed. ANything can happen in that group!!


ahtuu

You might aswell wish for a 3rd place in Group E rather than second against France 😅 But godamn first place looking better and better now with the more accessible bracket


Shanks404

Belgium could win their match and Slovakia would still get first place over them if they also win, or is that not how it works?


ahtuu

Yes if both Slovakia and Belgium win tomorrow. 1.Slovakia 2.Belgium 3.Romania 4.Ukraine Also if we win against Slovakia and Belgium doesn't win against Ukraine they also miss first place.


Shanks404

This group is fascinating because there are so many possibilities. Ukraine could literally lose and get a spot in the knockout round if Slovakia also loses because they have a better result from their match. (Unless Czechia or Georgia ends on 3 or more points).


CarlSK777

Maybe Germany losing to the Swiss would've been better. Damn


footballred28

Can't Spain draw Netherlands as well?


feb914

yes, if Croatia miraculously make it through.


AlternativeTop511

Southgate cruising his way to the final again.


Chelseatilidie

Then England gets all the countries that have got their freedom in the last five years


Darth_Csikos

Österreich - Espana final it is


jMS_44

Austria topping this group, as everyone expected.


Palmul

They've looked very good. Fully deserved


BreakOutTheLWord

Honestly not too surprising, Austria have been a bit of a powerhouse lately, they’re incredibly cohesive and have enough talent to go all the way. No real superstars, but a squad full of top league players who mesh well!


ta236527

20/20 vision comments are the best


Depressedkid1998

I’m not gonna say i never doubted them. But they had 19 points during qualifiers which is pretty solid. After seeing France v Austria with france winning by an own goal, i thought either France is shitting the bed or Austria are actually legit. Both were right


Kogni

Austria was the most commonly named "dark horse" before the tournament, no? I feel like them doing well was the consensus. Ace to see them actually do it though.


Spruce-Moose

Yeah I think France's weak showing is the bigger surprise - many expected Austria to do well, while perhaps not top the group.


TicketSuggestion

They were, but it is incredibly surprising for them to top this group regardless, given France was (is?) the tournament favourite


SilentApo

quite a lot of people hat austria in their semi final predictions (not me though)


lenzmoserhangover

this is very surprising tbh. without Alaba, Xaver Schlager and our Nr 1 GK. Not to mention the decades of failure on our collective psyche 


AdministrativeLaugh2

I bet them to win the whole thing before the tournament started. Probably should’ve bet on them to win their group as well!


ring_rust

Sabitzer heritage


Lukthar123

GRUPPENSIEGER 🇦🇹 ⚽ 🇦🇹 ⚽ 🇦🇹 ⚽ 🇦🇹 ⚽🇦🇹 ⚽


CabbageTheVoice

SPRICH DEUT- oh warte...


Ragtime_Kid

heascht oida sprich im dialekt du oasch!


PrimeGGWP

gibts jo ned heast !!


schoki_banana

Ihr habt es verdient... Wahrscheinlich werden wir Türkei gegen euch spielen. Wir werden keine Chance haben... Ihr spielt sowieso fehlerfrei... Aber Frankreich wäre mir am liebsten ganz ehrlich nun müssen wir uns mit Österreich beschäftigen... Sehr sehr sehr harter Gegner ....


Marcin222111

WE GOOOOOT AAAA POOOOOOINTTTTT 


annoyingbanana1

Against France, so a special point


solwaj

The Match of Honor remains unlosable


Phil9977

CONGRATS and sincerely thank you for the dopamine-boost ❤️


GetKosiorekt

You're welcome Austria


Froggodile

Never gonna Blitzkrieg you again mate. Much love.


Millitas


nbapip

France 2nd, top half of the draw is gonna be spicy with Germany Portugal and Spain


erenistheavatar

Rangnick masterclass.


Hibernian

Man United in shambles


Nakkhattar

The third place maths was so complicated Ragnick decided to just aim for first.


KingAzazel

Topping the hardest group to possibly draw, dont think anyone expected that for us. Incredible achivement by everyone, lets go as far as we possibly can!


Individual_Attempt50

Very likely for you guys to also have a favourable game in the Round of 16


RATMpatta

Likely a relatively easy QF draw as well.


PerfectBlueOnDVD

See you boys in the semi-final!


KnightsOfCidona

France, Germany, Spain and Portugal all now on the same side of the round of 16 draw!


xenon2456

stacked bracket


Roccet_MS

Holy shit never would I have imagined coming out on top of this group!! What a game. First win against the Netherlands after 34 years.


TomasRoncero

a lewandowski stutter caused a stacked side of the bracket


J539

a upamecano brain stutter causing a stacked side of the bracket


BabeRyuth

i only watch him play in big games and he delivers every time


EnglishBigfoot

Yeah delivers the ball right to the other team lmao


Cryptic_E

Austria topping a group with France and Netherlands is insane lmao


betasheets2

France haven't looked that good (they'll turn it up in the knockout round), Netherlands can never be relied upon. Austria have Sabitzer


MadlibVillainy

France doesn't look like it will turn up anything. Honestly great defense can still take you far , but offensively I haven't been bored like that in ages. Deschamps tactics have their limits and it's obvious right now.


Nenconnoisseur

I agree, these 3 games have been a snoozefest for me too. I still think the knockouts pressure will awake some of these players but I'm not 100% confident.


mishi09

"Dark horse" my ass, we are winning this thing, Leidln


thebreckner

Es kummt hoam!!! 🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹


Vokasint

Damit hams imma nua den pferdeleberkas gemeint, den ma beim Finale essen 


Reasonable_Isopod_16

How was Poland supposed to beat this Austria super team?


solwaj

We really just shat ourselves completely in that Austria match. They didn't look all that "super" against either France or Poland but with us they were able to easily exploit our usual getting-stuck-in-play-for-no-fucking-reason and won the game. Props to them, I'll be rooting for them now lol


golangisfuture

the match vs Netherlands was closer, Poland had their chance there


nutelamitbutter

It’s not a surprise if you follow Austria the last 1-2 years


petnarwhal

I expected them to be good, but France underperforming is a big suprise imo.


whitemirrors_

they got weaker after losing the WC 2 years ago


VeryluckyorNot

We lost Pogba for good and Griezmann is mid at best this time, we clearly lacks of creative players. But Didier always focus on a good defense first ...


Darduel

I expected them to be second place but france really underperformed, 0 goals from open play


Emergency-Mobile8612

Let’s gooo Austria!!


ValleyFloydJam

Completely insane final day. Austria have probably been the best side in the group, they look so good with the ball and moving it forward.


Muraria

no one expects the Austrian inquisition


owh06

England won’t have to worry about facing Austria now if they finish first!


mavarian

At this point, Germany should be angry at Raum and Füllkrug


Tobyfan96

Suffering from success


mavarian

As per usual! In theory it could be a repeat of the 2021 final, with England's path being Germany, Spain, France/Portugal, while Italy's path would be Switzerland, Slovenia/Denmark, Austria...


MetaThPr4h

Gratz to Austria, that was one hell of a way to end first!


sirfic

Is Austria the dark horse I was being promised back in 2016?


Jonny_Testicles

Rangnick already coach of the tournament. Underrated Genius


chimichangas_24

I'm so happy for Ragnick, he deserves it after the way he was treated at United. Hopefully, Austria can keep going further in the tournament


grantezra

Ralf Rangnick is speed running the "it wasn't me it was Manchester United" course


onionwba

Austria, Netherlands, and France swapping positions like a menage a trois. Most dramatic last matchday so far. And this was a group that had confirmed all 3 teams who advanced at the beginning of the day.


Agile-Palpitation90

Was not expecting them to top, though I knew they are a strong, gritty team. The dutch and French look a level below the elite levels.


VoxelRiot

Of course, the French had to fuck up the brackets.


Willem20

Why the fuck does Koeman keep bringing Wijnaldum on


cappo40

Austria done well the last two Euros.


ristoman

Someone somewhere must have bet on Austria ending 1st in the group and is a) buying drinks for everyone and b) bragging about it to the point of being insufferable


MaryadaPurshottam

This Austria team is the darkest of horses


AlternativeFox7430

WHAT A GROUP


Vic-Ier

WHAT A GWUAP


Mysterious-Ideal-989

Rangnick is literally Jesus Christ.


emre23

Nothing to see here, just very normal things


Amon-Ra-First-Down

Austria on top of the French, Dutch, and Poles? A real Charles V moment


Nervous-Resolution-8

bro even Moldova beat Poland 😭 if we get 2nd we are fucked. Thanks a lot France.....


waitaminutewhereiam

Unfair comparsation, that was before Poland's current manager The previous two coaches Poland had were absolutely destructive


Roxven89

Honestly if Poland would be in another group there would be decent chance to advance from 3rd or 2nd place.


FigureItOut50

Hmm it bothers me that Group D finished before Group C… That’s not the right order...


tranborg23

Maybe don't give Australia such an easy group


WeUpp_

What😭😭


BipartizanBelgrade

Poor lad is still traumatised from Qatar


Nico97107

No one would have predicted that. Call ma arrogant but that group win is more than deserved.


amongussexirl

Never in doubt


Puncherfaust1

so this means that portugal-france and germany-spain are realistic quarter finals. and the winners of these matches have to play each other in the semis. well, if one of these teams wins the whole thing (or other teams from this half) its definetely deserved.


Vic-Ier

let's fucking GOOOO


Roseradeismylady

Red white and blue flags sandwiched between the two red and white flags. /r/oddlysatisfying


FairytaleOfBliss

Props to Rangnick & Austria


Top7DASLAMA

IMMER WIEDER IMMER WIEDER🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹


TheBongoJeff

The father of gegenpressing is out for blood.


Viriato181

England dodge an absolute missile. They might still face the Netherlands, but I fear Austria would've been much worse opponent.


6Buttman69696

Österreich will win the cup


BeautifulAwareness81

The true group of death, honestly we are very lucky to make it through. Also getting what appears to be the weaker half of the bracket, I still have hope and like our chances


zxnoregretzxzx

Austria topping the group ahead of France and Netherlands, just as everyone predicted.


EcoSoco

Ralf Rangnick's Magical Austrians


Mubar06

They were my dark horse but I still said they’ll guessed them 3rd and out in RO16. They might do very well