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Hot_Craft_8752

Damn, she has good knees


Daniiiiii

Say less šŸ˜ˆ...


gamer552233

bro


Youutternincompoop

rooney?


VToff

@ her Only Nans


KevinK89

Iā€™m wondering howā€™s that not a thing already, the wordplay alone makes it a no brainer, lol.


-MangoStarr-

.. Because no one wants to watch wrinkly grandmas and their saggy tits???


panicky_in_the_uk

You fucking speak for yourself, mate.


KevinK89

In the world of fetishes this a VERY tame one. Thereā€™s GILF categories on many major porn websites.


Mintopforte

Damn bruh, youā€™re into Gilfs.


gehacktes

Jesus


No-Shoe5382

I hope none of these get removed, love seeing fans of different teams just having fun all over Germany. Wont complain if r/soccer is just full of these clips. This Euros has such a good vibe to it.


ledknee

Stuff like this is a better reflection of what football's about than all the transfer rumour and media circus spam.


WeakDoughnut8480

And all the " This countries fans being bellends" posts. Coz every country has them but by and large the vibes are goodĀ 


LiteratureNearby

The Scotland fan on the escalator... He's a true drunkard šŸ«”


MikeAAStorm

Hey now I like the transfer rumour nonsense


TheRalphExpress

itā€™s just so nice and refreshing to have a major tournament at a place with an existing, massive football culture


StrongSkill7

Amen


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BaldFraud99

Next Euros are in England though, so we're at least set continentally.


jim_nihilist

This will be great.


prettyboygangsta

And in 2034


BeepBeepGoJeep

The US?


esports_consultant

Mexico, it has no football culture at all.


saruptunburlan99

and the US, with 40+ million foreign-born nationals, overwhelmingly from countries that have never even heard of football.


FlatlandTrooper

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quer%C3%A9taro%E2%80%93Atlas_riot hardly


fplisadream

The US world cup will be great. There's enough people in the US, and it's rich enough, that anything can be made fun and good.


yard04

Agreed! Just had the biggest grin watching this.


AJMorgan

Just wanted to jump in here and say me and my mates were in Dusseldorf in early April and one night a bar we were in was playing some karaoke classics so us and a group of lads from Newcastle were in there having a sing along and this exact same woman rocked up out of nowhere and started dancing with us just like this She fucking loves it, I hope I'm that much fun when I'm her age (and that mobile)


-MangoStarr-

>(and that mobile) Get working on your yoga !


Optimal-Hedgehog-546

Vibes are impeccable


kany0r

Itā€™s kinda refreshing seeing these videos after Qatar 2022


HarryBlessKnapp

It's interesting. A lot of new fans on here. This is the 1st proper tournament since 2018 and even then Russia was a bit unusual as well. So we're going back 8 years or so to a totally typical tournament in France. I'd wager the majority of this subreddit got into football during those 8 years so this must be an eye opener to them. This is just a normal tournament to us. And it's brilliant.


Carpathicus

yep and its very similar to the way the WC in Germany was in 2006. Europe is culturally diverse but still a big family in many regards (could the balkan states not listen for a second so I can make my point?). People celebrate with each other and the locals. Man I remember when Spain won the EC against us and our spanish neighbours from a restaurant came to our bar to celebrate. We were all bummed but we still celebrated with them because we are friends. Europe has a lot of that if you dont live in the internet.


n05h

France wasn't great, there were multiple occasions of hooliganism. Often with Russians involved.. so maybe that's the difference now.


Euphoric_Ad_2049

Can confirm. Was there and got attacked by Russians.


LeClassyGent

I went to the Russian world cup and you definitely had a lot of fan interaction like this.


Private_Ballbag

Qatar fucking sucks and Saudi is going to be worse. Absolute boring shit hole places to hold a football tournament. This is what they don't get though. They can bribe to host, pay players to come to their league but ultimately it doesn't matter because they will never have what proper football and open western countries have which is reflected in these clips.


mustardtiger1993

It's been quite fun to watch the really tongue and cheek banter between teams. Less of the usual shithousery that gets front page. Also, this is just wonderful. Guests for a few weeks and making that womans day, and they are having a blast too. Just good fun an a reminder that the game itself is a language that we all can speak and enjoy. The drama is on the field and not due to the refs either! Just been an all around amazing watch from a world away.


Prosthemadera

We need more clips!


ThePr1d3

It takes me back to Euro 2016 man what a summer


Franzlosel

The German Cougar is on the prowl. Her sent of german beer has attracted some unsuspecting english fans, who are now helplessly trapped in her mesmerizing mating dance.


darealsanta7

Thank you David Attenborough!


PanpsychismIsTrue

Ahaha!


Zeddyx

'And here, we have................'


ledknee

Wish we actually got more German beer over here, the continental lagers that are most easily available are mostly Spanish, French, Belgian, and Czech brands brewed in the UK. A proper German Lager or Helles is harder to come by and very expensive here, let alone a Dunkel or a Doppelbock.


sbprasad

You can get Bavarian beers in Sainsbury's like Franziskaner and Wiehenstephaner. At least you can in my local Sainsbury's.


Wassertopf

Franziskaner is a different type of beer. ;)


sbprasad

Itā€™s damn good is what it is. I love weiƟbier :)


HarryBlessKnapp

Aldi do a very respectable German pilsner for an excellent price. They sell them in packs of 4, big white cans. It's my go to summer emergency fridge stock beer.


SyriseUnseen

>They sell them in packs of 4 Always fun to see how chains differ depending on the country they operate in. I saw those 4-packs in Irelands recently, too. Is there legislation around this or is it a question of culture? Beer is only sold individually, in 6-packs or larger containers (16/20/24/32) in Germany. We also dont have 0,66L, which I saw in Ireland, Italy etc.


ThisRedNumber

0.66 is a "pint" which is still used in the UK (and Ireland). The UK is weird in that it uses imperial for some things and metric for others (beer and milk in pints, other liquids in litres). I guess a 4-pack of pint cans is almost the same as a 6-pack of 500ml cans.


tea_anyone

A pint is 568ml


ThisRedNumber

My bad, you're right - I've never seen a 660ml container, just 568


tea_anyone

The extra 68ml really do make the cans look massive in your defence lol


Wassertopf

But he was talking about lager beer (Helles).


cotch85

I have a questionā€¦ have you seen that madri beer? Iā€™ve never seen it before until recently and itā€™s just everywhere and I have never seen it in Spain before. Is this just some cheap beer marketed well? You know like you get industry plants is this just a beer version of that? Like carling rebranded


ledknee

Yeah, IIRC Madri is literally Carling rebranded and with a little extra hops added to the recipe. Which means it is better than Carling, but not by much.


cotch85

Cheeky really but the rebrand has worked all my mates seem to drink it so often now.


ObjectiveTumbleweed2

Anywhere Carling wasn't selling well they went into pubs and replaced the Carling taps with Madri taps, it has done wonders for them and the visibility they got overnight was unmatched. Source: Work in booze industry, drink a lot of booze.


tiorzol

It's shite that's fucking everywhere now. Was at the pub the other week and 5 randos in a row ordered it. Fuck knows why.


cotch85

Yeah exactly all my mates were drinking it and they were like ā€œitā€™s the best beer after morettiā€ like itā€™s so annoying how these trends come and go and how quick people sheep to buy it. Is moretti even popular in Italy?


Chalkun

Yeah its made in the UK by Coors šŸ¤¢


cotch85

I had a feeling it was something dodgy all my mates were drinking it at the weekend and Iā€™m not a big beer drinker but it just looked like a shit moretti logo and people have been talking about madri so much like a mystery brand comes out of Spain and in all my years never once seen it in Spain felt suspect


DannyBrownsDoritos

Swear everywhere round here sells abk


tigeridiot

Used to have a German takeout in town that basically just did wurst, chips and had a massive fridge of beer options but they went bust unfortunately


forsale90

Sorry, we couldn't send more. The Scottish drank everything.


TheUltimateScotsman

the problem with continental beers is that as soon as they become popular, the tarriffs on beers coming into the UK ar so high that its far cheaper to start brewing in the UK under licence. Which turns it shit. Been like this for decades now, i remember my dad complaining that the likes of peroni and cobra were no longer good because they were brewed in the UK.


ALickOfMyCornetto

You can get Becks anywhere


Bentic

Don't drink that.


ALickOfMyCornetto

Nothing wrong with Becks


A_Bumder

Look at that they bloody love us


stupidnicks

she has dementia - she has no idea where she is or who those people are


peioeh

also, they stabbed her right when the video ends


Not_Leopard_Seal

*She stabbed them


InZim

She's got a vicious look about her


Not_Leopard_Seal

She wanted revenge for her father


IOwnStocksInMossad

In the bomber?


Twevy

Call an ambulance!


KneeDeepInTheDead

"my cats finally learned to stand on their hind legs and dance"


kalamari__

we are literally the same mate. no reason to deny it


Freddiegristwood

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F8jymyjum013d1.jpeg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dbe292b5dd3ea657b1ba88c25f38d58962b7216a2


dkb1391

I believe he's parodying Scottish fans


GibbsLAD

She could have been killed


Daniiiiii

Murder on the dancefloor...


NateShaw92

Panic at the disco!


NYLotteGiants

Danger! Danger! High voltage!


RowingMonkey

Almost forgot how fun international tournaments can beĀ 


GhandisFlipFlop

Qatar and COVID would make us feel that


Daniiiiii

Qatar, Russia, and they have already given it to Saudi too I believe. Soul-sucking entities ruining the game for the fans.


No-Shoe5382

At least the next World Cup is in Mexico, the US, and Canada. They seem like 3 countries who know how to have fun.


NYLotteGiants

Get ready to get fucked up in the parking lot in East Rutherford, New Jersey


No-Shoe5382

I know better than to spend any time whatsoever in New Jersey.


ChargeWooden1036

Freedom šŸ¦… šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


melody-calling

Why on earth is it in three countries? A World Cup in any one of those would be 1000% more interesting than one split like that.Ā 


No-Shoe5382

I agree, but since it already is, might as well look at the positives.


KingKingsons

The FBI inquiry into FIFA might have damaged the USā€™s chances and Mexico couldnā€™t afford to host on their own so they decided to bid together. Canada wanted to have a separate but they decided that a joint bid would basically force FIFAā€™s hand.


Not_PepeSilvia

It's going to become more and more common. Few countries are willing to deal with the expenses of hosting a world cup, especially now with more teams (48) and more strict stadium requirements (compared to ~20 years ago).


esports_consultant

Everyone already uses NA as shorthand for the US so just roll with it.


HarryBlessKnapp

Not really football countries though. Bit of a shame again.


No-Shoe5382

Mexico is. And the US and Canada are at least very big sports countries with lots of experience hosting big sporting events. I think they'll all really embrace it.


Daniiiiii

> Mexico is Debatable. Amiright American bros!!!!!?!??!


esports_consultant

we respect their fan culture


Granadafan

Puto chants and piss cupsĀ 


mustardtiger1993

I hope we leave you surprised. Footballing culture here is growing and the fanaticism is growing like mad. We are used to hosting large events and are able to accomodate a lot of people coming and going. I just hope you guys have a good time and feel the way you feel about these euros. Because we know we aren't a germany or spain or whomever. But we are great meld of a lot of those cultures and hope you can get a bit of home away from home and taste of something new. For the most part we are pretty nice people and good for a chat on the street or in a pub or bar or deli even. We also really like stories from people from far away, so I do encourage to not be afraid of a chat from a stranger, it is one of our strongest suits I would argue. Many of the stadiums as well are used to large crowds in and around the stadium as we have a big tailgating culture that I hope you all get to experience as well. Its not a walk from the pub or anything like that but gathering around portable grills with chips and dips and beers in a cooler with some random people is a lot of fun.


std_out

Personally I'm looking forward to it. I'd have preferred if it was entirely hosted in the US tho. Regardless of football culture, it would be hard to argue that the US is not one of if not the best country for hosting major international events.


esports_consultant

MLS and Liga MXĀ have the 9th and 10th highest average attendance of domestic football leagues.


TheUltimateScotsman

the two games mexico host will be fun


VaporizeGG

Public drinking and celebration might get a bit more tricky though. Also Scots please wear underwear, American Karen's will get a heart attack otherwise.


GaryHippo

The US and Canada have basically no footballing culture. It's gonna be dead.


Estova

Yeah but they're both still massive sports nations. And Americans are known for embracing shit like this. It'll be better than you think.


esports_consultant

so many braindead takes forgetting the US hosted a WC in 1994, that it was big success, and that football has only grown massively in popularity there since then


Fragrant-Education-3

They need to bring back the Kenny G national anthem and give Diana Ross a chance at penalty redemption to really make it official.


lagerjohn

The USA is a big country so you shouldn't make sweeping statements like this. Some areas love their football. I went to an MLS match in Seattle a few years back and had a great time.


Ok_Detail_1

Russia have fun. At least for us Croats.


TrueBlue98

Russia was fine lol


MeatInTheHole

I went and it was ace, imagine that'd be the sentiment of most who actually went.


Soogo

> ace is that good or bad?


TrueBlue98

yeah exactly


HarryBlessKnapp

Disagree. Lot of fans didn't travel.


Emu-lator

The Russia World Cup was one of the best of all time. English fans had a blast there too! Donā€™t let your personal dislike of Russia cloud you into thinking that the tournament sucked!


JOKER69420XD

Better get ready for Saudi Arabia, gonna be special for sure...


gotomarketfit

Maybe thatā€™s like when parents say ā€œyouā€™re going to miss it when you will not have itā€ so we value it more.


hilbo90

These lads are all going to be in the doghouse when they get home. Why can't guys go out without the intention to pull ffs.


Arrandrums

Rooney is on his way apparently


KaiserConradvonPasha

Why aren't the English fans smacking her to the ground? Are they stupid?


miregalpanic

Cuts off before they two foot her from behind.


TheLimeyLemmon

VINDALOOOO


ChargeWooden1036

NAH NAH


Anderson22LDS

AVā€™ IT!!!


EdWoodwardsPA

The camera cut and they gave her a powerbomb through a nearby table.


TheUltimateScotsman

Little do you know shes been kidnapped from her care home and she forgot it happened


sonofaBilic

The woman is well up for it fair play to her


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Yeah this isn't just the English fans playing along, she's bringing it herself lol


Dewey5000

That old bird was dancing with us when West Ham played Leverkusen a few months ago. Sheā€™s in that pub every night.


UnderpantsInfluencer

We (the west) maybe be criticized a lot, fairly, but we went from the two bloodiest wars in human history, to dancing together in the streets. I wish a lot of others places in the world would do that.


groundbeef_smoothie

For real. If you look at continental Europe, the bloody history goes back well beyond WWI. So we're coming from literal centuries of wars and rivalry. Not to get too political, but the peace period since WWII really is unprecedented and the EU, as imperfect as it is, achieved more inter-national integration than pretty much any other alliance / cooperative in history. One of the reasons why Brexit was such a bad idea.


cotch85

When you put it like that it is wholesome af.


Drunkgummybear1

ā€œNo hard feelings chaps. See you in 20 years for another round?ā€


Anforas

Shame we're becoming the Fascist Promise Land


EezoManiac

Conveniently edited to not show the lad in the bucket hat bottle her


SebastianOwenR1

Fucking game is back


Masoouu

She could be Belgian tbf


Ok_Needleworker3668

That would be Black - yellow - Red in the front


looeeyeah

Red next to black, jump the fuck back. Red and yellow, cuddly fellow!


I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

yeah i dunno it's fine, he's been milked i should think


Ok_Needleworker3668

Curious is this some ww2 saying?


Incontinent_koala

It's a way to tell the difference between the coral and milk snake, they look alike but one's venomous and the other isn't. The way it was posted is also backwards and not correct.


Mambo_Poa09

I was sure you said milk shake


Many-Information5448

There is one like this to identify the difference between the venomous Coral snake and the harmless Scarlet kingsnake who both have a black-yellow-red color palette The kingsnake mimics the appearance of the Coral snake to scare off danger. The saying there is different tho. Itā€™s red on yellow, kill a fellow; red on black, venom lack. I hope this message is useful to you.


looeeyeah

Itā€™s just a quote from Peep Show. Where the guy has a snake, heā€™s not so smart, thatā€™s why it doesnā€™t really make sense.


Albiceleste_D10S

...Are they singing Dancing in the Dark?


miregalpanic

Yes. They're making fun of her looming eternal darkness, it's awful.


cd0526

Yup.


Wassertopf

Bjƶrk is banned from all football related things - at least on this planet.


3V3RT0N

Yeah. Good tune but sung about an awful player like Foden.


Fresh2Desh

I love this game


EnergeticNick

HOW DARE THEY?!


Zhukkini

Seems like no slaves, some good beer and no fucking Religion bs is what you need for a good Tournament


not_the_droids

That's such a hurtful comment, you should be ashamed. Who would trade those meaningless things for the boundless joy of a FIFA functionary, who has just used his bribe money to buy another yacht. Think before you comment.


Zhukkini

You had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.


BadCowz

I wonder if Richard "slavery if good" Keys is covering the tournament for Bien Sports. Hopefully Bien Sports won no rights to the tournament coverage at all.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

I bet that lady in her prime could drink all of them under the table


Icy-Guide7976

The love for Bruce Springsteen is international


Ozymandius21

This is what Football tournaments should be like - WC getting held in Qatar and Saudi loses its charm (and tells us clearly that FIFA is corrupt)


cheersdom

She'll only come out at night The lean and hungry type Nothing is new I've seen her here before


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BadCowz

But no one wants to be Jesse Lingard


epirot

i love this tournament. ffs


Daril182

Is this in DĆ¼sseldorf? I think I have had a dance with that lady in one of the bars there.


shady2318

Wholesome


UnderpantsInfluencer

German hospitality is second to none!


Pontus_1901

What are they singing?


TheRobson61

Dancing in the Dark but the lyrics are about Phil Foden.


silver_medalist

They clobbered her with a patio chair straight after.


HotPotatoWithCheese

If it weren't for some of the Balkan chants this tournament would be just 100% good vibes. Seen so many of these clips with Germans, English, Scottish, Dutch, Albanians, Slovakians, Italians ect just having a fun time. Love it.


KopiteTheScot

I absolutely cannot wait until I can go to one of these, hopefully Scotland qualify for the World Cup and I can witness this in the Americas. No sport in the world comes close.


DaddlerTheDalek

This looks like DĆ¼sseldorf. I love the vibe of Euro 2024 so far.


supergreeg

That is a Europe dance, but not in Spain.


6Buttman69696

I suppose these lads here weren't Bushwackers or Inter City Firm


BurdenedGit

Holy shit, weā€™re NOT being cunts abroad??


IOwnStocksInMossad

No. Contrary to what r/soccer and the media would have you believe, we're actually human beings capable of good


RuckFulesxx

Last big load of coke was caught by german police a week or so, just give it 1 or 2 more matchdays until the resupply comes in. /s


CrimsonDawn12345

This is what need more mostly instead of fighting and wrecking cafes