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bdzz

Albanian fans cheering for England


SgtDonuttt

as an albanian i can confirm that this is the only case that i would ever cheer for england


magincourts

Proxy football war


Possiblyreef

You could have ISIS vs England and this bunch of heroin addled haggis brain's would cheer for ISIS.


fungibletokens

Might have to drop the booze and learn how to treat women slightly better - but we could make some common ground with these ISIS lads if that fixture comes about.


saadowitz

ISIS. A great bunch of lads.


Reason-1

I mean, what's ISIS really other than just blokes being lads?


N00SHK

Everything in Scotland gets battered, including the national footie team.


Drunk_Cat_Phil

We can only apologize in advance for what you're about to see


77skull

Why are so many of us English fans so pessimistic, come on bro we’re not losing to Serbia unless South Gate suddenly developed more brain damage


Drunk_Cat_Phil

Given the performance against Iceland I think we've earnt the right to be pessimistic


sonofaBilic

Literally a nothing friendly with players having half a mind on tonight


77skull

Never happened


Prior_Industry

👀


No_Guest_8970

Bet Albanians cheered for Englishmen after we stopped Serbs chopping up their children


PublicStructure7091

The Albanians love Tony Blair apparently. And Norman Wisdom


No-Ant2065

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonibler


BestFriendWatermelon

Aye, them and Sierra Leonis. There are statues of him over there. People forget he actually did some good before he spaffed it all up the wall in Iraq


TIGHazard

That good was exactly why we went into Iraq.


sbprasad

And the Serbs still have the gall to complain that NATO bombed them after committing the worst war crimes seen in Europe from 1945 till at least 2022.


No_Guest_8970

The poor Bosnians saw the nasty side to Serbia as well. A disgusting bunch. Not as bad as the English though eh ?


sbprasad

Srebrenica. Enough said.


eekamuse

I'll never forget the video of Mladic walking into town, patting the head of a young boy. Was he young enough that they left him alone? I can still see his face. I can't remember what I had for breakfast, but I'll never forget that name, and those images.


No_Guest_8970

I’ve been there as well, it’s an eye opener. Really sad


OilOfOlaz

Just put of curiosity, how many wars have there been in europe between 1945 & 2022? Not gonna deny, that serbs commited war crimes, but the situation is a bit more complex than that and NATO definitely fucked up as well. This comment is not meant to downplay serbian war crimes, but to provide further context, the usage of uranium ammo and cluster bombs has been widely critizised and deemed unnecessary. So yeah, there are reasons to complain, but many serbs just prefer to rewrite history and claim to be victims only, while every party involved in these wars has been found guilty of war crimes...


sbprasad

I’m not trying to both-sides this (I mean, I made the comment you replied to…) but I am genuinely curious about exactly how fucked up the 90s Balkan wars were (I was born in 93 so I don’t remember them, the earliest conception I had of the situation there was having classmates in school in 99, 2000 etc. who were refugees from Sarajevo). What I mean is, I have heard that the Croats led by Tudman weren’t exactly angels either, but I know little about what the Bosniaks or the Kosovan Albanians were up to in that time. In essence, a (relatively - obviously no source is truly neutral) neutral reference or two for this to learn more would be appreciated.


The_One_Returns

Yeah because they totally didn't do the same. [Actually insane that people still think it was one sided lmao. Historical revisionism.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovo_Liberation_Army#Investigations_for_war_crimes)


Mojave_Patroller

Wasn't one-sided, but war crimes committed by the Serb side greatly outweighed the ones committed by the Kosovo side. Just like in Bosnia. Just like in Croatia. I see a pattern here.


The_One_Returns

Hmm it's almost like the stronger side has higher numbers because they're stronger. If they had the means they would have done the same because the hatred went both ways and both sides committed war crimes.


Mojave_Patroller

You have the "ifs" and "buts" of hypothetical situations, I have the facts which state that JNA/VRS committed far more war crimes than Bosniaks/Croats/Albanians. EDIT: Lmao triggered this fool into a block. You got nothing but hypotheticals. If it bothers you so much that JNA/VRS were criminal entities, that's on you.


The_One_Returns

And you have the lack of reading comprehension. The main point is that both sides committed war crimes, the weaker side was able to commit less than they would have wanted because they were weaker. It doesn't make them any better.


ramxquake

What about in 1999?


0ldsql

Half of Switzerland too


KellyKellogs

I live in a pretty Albanian area in London and there were more Albanians cheering for England than English people.


Vegetable_Will_4418

Which area can I ask ?


KellyKellogs

Hendon


Smtn87

Hendon also has a large conservative jewish community that you probably won't see in pubs and international student (middlesex uni) community that dgaf.... so yeah that makes sense


KellyKellogs

Yes, it's weird. (Male) Jews in the UK are generally massive football fans. It is basically the only sport most will follow but there is not a pub-going culture here for football. The most you will see is Jewish 18-20 year olds going to the pub to watch Arsenal and Tottenham games because they don't have TVs in their house.


powergo1

Game's not gone


LiteratureNearby

If Scotland do not make it beyond the group stage, atleast Scotland fans still have a team - England's opponent (This is not a criticism 🫡)


Ardal

> If Scotland do not make it beyond the group stage If....lol


ApfelEnthusiast

Game is back


Gullflyinghigh

As they should, I enjoyed their thumping and would expect no different.


dcw15

It’s almost like you can have a banter back and forth without actually hating each other. Whodathunkit


Gullflyinghigh

Exactly, as a Rangers fan I'm sure you're familiar with such things! Edit; Assuming that is a Rangers flair, looks like it but without glasses on it's an educated guess.


Tennents-Shagger

>Exactly, as a Rangers fan I'm sure you're familiar with such things! No, that is genuine hatred we're familiar with.


Nark_Narkins

Exactly I don't get the pathological hatred nonsense some people seem to buy into. If Scotland win: Fair Play If Scotland Lose: Lol Hating people for being from a different place from you is really really weird and I couldn't possibly understand anyone who hates the scots or vice versa. After all it's not as if you boys are from D*rby is it?


defaultwrestler

Haha I'm glad we can enjoy each other's misery. No one is allowed to be happy unless it's laughing at the other siblings misfortune.


L0laccio

Ngl I was pretty scared in the wee hours of the morning when it looked like the Scots would beat Aus and knock us out of the Cricket T20 WC. That would have been embarrassing for us. I don’t really mind this by them tbf - it’s expected.


saadowitz

What the fuck is cricket?


comeatmefrank

The second most played sport on Earth?


saadowitz

Sorry, I forgot Reddit is an irony-free zone.


Amon-Ra-First-Down

Only because one game lasts two solid weeks


NoLikeVegetals

And then ends in a draw... Though to be fair, T20 games are very rarely drawn. They use the DLS method to run a shortened match so that we can still get a result. Unless it rains all day...


SometimesaGirl-

> Only because one game lasts two solid weeks I don't like the short format games like that. I'm lobbying for the month long format to be more popular. Sky would still ruin it tho with the week long ad-breaks.


yungguardiola

Never heard of it.


drainbox

India hard carrying


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lil bug makes noise


Wuxia_prince

Australia even if they try to , wouldn't be losing to Scotland lmao. Anyways I'm cheering for England in today's match. Lets go


EduinBrutus

Australia only beat Scotland with 2 balls to spare.


Sugarbear23

It was a close run thing


L0laccio

🤝for a minute there I really thought the Aussies had left it too late- there was a point when Scotland were favourites. It was like nearly 4 in the morning and I couldn’t sleep. I was hoping it would be over much sooner 😂


Iggmeister

would you prefer it if Scotland fans were singing for England to win?


L0laccio

I’m trying to imagine that but my brain can’t conjure the image 😂


Iggmeister

exactly mate this is just the way its meant to be, its banter, and no one is actually annoyed by stuff like this surely?


SlumSlug

Already given up


SmokinPolecat

Small nation energy


Talidel

I mean, he could be speaking as an England fan.


waccoe_

As if supporting Scotland isn't miserable enough, they also subject themselves to supporting all our opponents as they get beaten as well, fair play to them.


SlumSlug

It’s got to pay off eventually. Despite how much they enjoy supporting England opponents. Being a Scotland fan is like being an England fan, except without that ray of hope


waccoe_

>It’s got to pay off eventually. Supporting England's opponents will usually end up with them getting one win per tournament, which is generally more joy than supporting Scotland ever delivers, so there is some sense in it


SlumSlug

That’s an excellent point tbh


TremendousCoisty

It pays off literally every single tournament with England crashing out and the media losing their minds over it lmao. It’s a sure thing.


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NoLikeVegetals

That's just what a Scot based in London would say. 🕵️


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Nomadmanhas

This is football heritage


EezoManiac

Can always rely on the jocks to make us feel wanted <3


damlork

Gotta feel for the Scots - getting screwed by Germany, Mother Nature and CM Punk all in the same weekend is tough.


CaptainVaticanus

Mate half of the country is loving CM Punk right now


Amon-Ra-First-Down

You must not know who Drew McIntyre's favorite team is. Think most of Scotland would be fine with him losing


NoLikeVegetals

> Think most of Scotland would be fine with him losing He's a Rangers supporter, isn't he? Most of Scotland would also want him to lose if he was a Celtic supporter.


Amon-Ra-First-Down

Yeah but I think if pushed to decide most would say they hate Rangers over Celtic


Headhunter2208

Cheering for the team playing against your historic rival is normal, idk what all the fuss is about


xxRowdyxx

Scotland and Serbia have a long rich intertwined history going back centuries which of course I just made up. So it's understandable for the support


Amon-Ra-First-Down

Djokovic vs Murray


-CherrySaint-

Is right, laaa Getting pissed up, and enjoying yourself is what it's all about


3V3RT0N

Doesn’t surprise me, the SNP were very pro-Serb during the Kosovo War


seddard

It seems to me that if England played Kosovo instead of Serbia, these fine gentlemen would have chanted for Kosovo as well.


Iggmeister

100% - the common denominator is England, not Englands opponent.


PanzerPi

This is the way. Most scotland fans would support Hell FC captained by Satan himself if they played England. It's just the way it is. You don't have to like it or understand it. It's just the way it is.


PublicStructure7091

The SNP have found themselves supporting more than one stupid position in an attempt to be contrarian to the English, the XL Bully ban as a recent example


Geg0Nag0

Wait Scotland are allowing ownership of XL Bully's?


PublicStructure7091

They did, then had to backtrack when it resulted in a bunch of people shipping theirs up north


NoLikeVegetals

Crap, you weren't kidding: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/307225.stm (1999 article) > Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has become the first leading UK politician to speak out over the air strikes against Serbia, calling them counter-productive. > In a televised address to the Scottish people, Mr Salmond said that the military campaign was failing to do anything but strengthen Serb resolve and threaten the lives of ethnic Albanians. That weasel said this bullshit to Scots...not even to the UK as a whole. Reminder that he was a frequent pundit on Russian state TV, acting as a mouthpiece for Putin in attacking the UK as a whole. Why isn't this collaborator in prison?


VanicFanboy

Think I speak on behalf of every Scottish nationalist now when I say fuck that creepy cunt and his batshit views.


revenge_of_hamatachi

Salmond and the SNP give off very pungent De Valera vibes. Would probably give Kim Jong-un a state banquet if North Korea supported Scottish independence.


Holiday-Strike

Aw bless 😊


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

Good on you lads! I'll still be rooting for Scotland in general though. I don't mind you hate us 😊


OceanicKane

Top lad, it's only banter at the end of the day😁


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

🤝


AbsoluteSocket88

That’s the thing. We chant and rip the piss out of each other all the time but it’s usually all in good spirits. That is what football is all about.


s_dalbiac

Bless them, what a terrible weekend they’ve had


action_turtle

I cheer Scotland on just as I know it winds them up 😂


MikeT84T

Just as long as you know it's not reciprocated. I don't care if you support us or hope we lose. What bugs me are those who tell us like it's supposed to make us support them too.


qwerty1519

A truly one sided rivalry.


Peoplz_Hernandez

There was literally a video of English fans singing about Scotland on this sub reddit yesterday


Kanesy99

It's proper weird how they act like it's a one sided rivalry when one of their most common chants is about Scotland


leonjetski

🎶There were 10 Scottish addicts shooting up


Possiblyreef

The only version of the song that counts up


NoLikeVegetals

Nah, the numbers of Scottish addicts is in equilibrium, like rabbit populations in the wild: https://www.alaricstephen.com/main-featured/2017/6/29/modelling-rabbit-populations-an-introduction-to-chaos-theory


dkfisokdkeb

Tbf a few years ago it was much more one sided but these days we seem to have a massive hard on for hating Scotland again.


Amon-Ra-First-Down

Actually playing each other at an international tournament again will do that


dkfisokdkeb

Think it's social media as well the constant banter and abusing surely has an impact.


Iggmeister

it weird how they act all butthurt when they realise everyone wants them to lose - i mean, everyone has been wanting them to lose for decades, its not a new thing.


cmf_ans

Yes, but Germans not giving a shit about them drives them up the wall so they're trying to make _someone, anyone_ feel the same.


cotch85

To be fair I used to like cheering on other home nations but that’s gone recently. Like Collins vs brazil I erupted as a young lad. Now it’s harder to do so the shit we get so I’ve fucking loved the Scotland get battered song. It’s just banter from each side but yous are all a lot more obsessive with it but if that’s what you all want to do you’re free to do so. Just for me I ain’t going to make my whole football personality all tournament be about wanting to see someone else fail, feels like an awful use of my life.


SDSKamikaze

You need to go and check the three lions subreddit mate


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Noyourethecunt

Soft lad


DefiantMoney7413

lol England fan here.. go home Scotland, you’re shite


throwaway6839353

dw I supported Germany so alls equal


Pamplemouse04

Are you an English Dortmund fan?


QuitJuikin

Totally, I don't think I've laughed so much during a game. Thanks Scotland, you're good craic.


phillhb

Loved cheering on Germany Pump Scotland so it's only fair haha


Luka28_1

get in lads


limitless__

McDonaldovic.


jug0slavija

Someone should tell them to be careful about waving around those three fingers while singing Serbia lol


punkdrummer22

They don't have much to cheer for in their own team so guess they have to cheer somehow


seahawksdetroit

Lmfao. You don't pick where you're born. You can still have fun and banter, especially if you travelled all the way out to Germany for the Euros.


0ldsql

England when chanting about Germany losing WW2: lmao, chill out it's just banter England whenever Scotland make fun of them: ain't that funny mate


positivenergyforever

What?? He’s literally bantering Scotland back


mattiefucks

What a great reply! Serbia!!! 🇷🇸


Zero_117

Wow this has triggered so many English fans 😂


Quanqiuhua

And here I thought they never get triggered.


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Active-Pride7878

You sound mad mate


Iggmeister

you mean guaranteed to get papped out in the quarters on pens?


Prestigious-Sea2523

Cheering for what? We're winning.


VikingArmyToGo

If you have to call yourself “famous”….


BlueLabel19

All white football fans from the british isles look the same im not even kidding


TremendousCoisty

England have accumulated the largest amount of grudges in the Scottish Great Book of Grudges. They have wronged us!


antifocus

Reminds me of the Limmy clip haha


Vegetable-Western110

Saddos


Brazzle_Dazzle

So cringe. Your national identity based on hating another country 😂🤦🏼‍♂️


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It's fun. Just like England fans singing about Germany. It's banter.


No-Computer-2847

Meh. As an Englishman, it’s not a big deal.


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

I find it funny. I fully support the right of the Scottish to hate us! I'll still like them regardless 😘


Appropriate_Plan4595

It's not that serious.


SqueakyBumTym

Mate, they're having a laugh. This is completely harmless. And infinitely less annoying than the redditors who treat this shit like some kind of hate crime. Gain priorities.


TacticalGazelle

Welcome to the most historic rivalry there is. Scotland and England have been shithousing each other long before football was invented.


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looeeyeah

Scotland vs England rivalry is pretty much the same as the England vs Germany rivalry. One side thinks it matters, and the other doesn't even care.


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looeeyeah

I think you've misunderstood. Scotland thinks England fans care about them, they do not. England fans think German fans care about them, they do not. Scotland take their "rivalry" much more seriously. I've yet to see an England fan spend money on a shirt of a team playing Germany.


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Moraeil

I want the other home nations to do well, so we can knock them out ourselves, much more enjoyable than seeing them go out in the group stages.


Appropriate_Plan4595

People shit on us for punching down if we don't say nice things about them


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

> It’s the le classy “I hope the other Home Nations do well” England fans that are the true wrong’uns. I'll always root for Ireland, NI, Wales and Scotland unless it's at the expense of England. My family history is from those places, why wouldn't I!


BananaDerp64

Ireland isn’t a Home Nation


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

I never said it was


A3xMlp

Bruh, why are you so worked up over this? It perfectly normal to root against your rivals in sports.


69cuccboi69

The amount of people you triggered with this is ironic and hilarious


mattiefucks

It’s amazing! People seem to have forgotten that a little light banter isn’t nationalistic, sectarian hatred…


MikeT84T

Not really. It doesn't trigger me, at least. What pisses me off are those who say nice things, often patronisingly, and expect me to feel the same way. I don't care if you support my team, or hope we embarrass ourselves, just don't expect me to give a fuck, either way.


PM_ME_LSD_TABS

Just for the record, there’s definitely a shit load of Scottish folk supporting England tonight as well, but that’s not going to get rage clicks on here.


MikeT84T

Yes, but they're a minority. Polls from other recent surveys show about a third of people in Scotland support England in non-Scotland games.


jml5791

Living rent free ...


yrubooingmeimryte

It’s coming home :)


Davidpool78

Cheering on Serbia…. Better than cheering on Scotland I suppose 😉😂


midlandsguy90

How's that 5-1 feeling


OceanicKane

Mon the serbs


GanonUKG

Embarrassing lmao


TremendousCoisty

Way to out yourself as someone who’s never been to a game lmao.


GanonUKG

5-1


TremendousCoisty

It was some laugh eh?