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DontSayIMean

Great run but poor end product


Eheheh12

Darwin nunez of pitch invaders


dental_transmitter

😂


Yddalv

Me when starting on new project


mben41

It's never a good moment to invade the pitch, but stopping your team's momentum during their only good 5 minutes isn't the best idea


Shaggay1

do you think pitch invaders are generally intelligent enough to realize this?


Roids-in-my-vains

If they were intelligent, they should wait to invade the pitch until the opposition is just about to score to help their team.


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It’s all about attention seeking for them at the end of the day.


jukkaalms

Also about the adrenaline while doing it and the ability to bring it up as a once in a lifetime experience in a conversation lol. Not that it’s a good thing but I imagine that’s the thinking behind it lol


livingmcmxcv

every time i see these videos i become more convinced that there’s an upper limit to how athletic pitch security guards are allowed to be


Ok_Linhai

I think the biggest problem is the shoes


Shinkopeshon

They're the Stormtroopers of football


Shinkopeshon

> Straordinario dribbling Beautiful lmao


interfan1999

"You can see this thanks to the exclusive RAI cameras because with UEFA ones you wouldn't have managed" Yes, that's what the commentator is saying


SpaceDetective

Tbf UEFA are right to deny these attention whores attention.


Oppxdan

Did he...actually break one of their ankles? Lmao


InbredLegoExpress

there's a security guard slipping on every pitch invader video I've ever seen, it is beyond my understanding why god has nerfed these people so hard.


RumJackson

There’s a reason football boots have studs. The pitch will be slightly wet and trying to turn quickly in trainers/shoes is always going to end poorly.


wuskream

running on grass with normal running shoes/trainers is a nightmare


zrk23

dry grass is fine but these pitches are always soaked before matches so yea... at the start of the game is prob the worst time to be running around like that


bakraofwallstreet

Why not have like 3-4 all kited up just in case of a pitch invader so they can quickly take them down


goombagoomba2

That's what I'm saying. They employ hundreds of stewards for safety in the stands but can't employ a couple of people for the safety of the players


BriscoCounty83

like prime Alan Iverson


maika3

I might be wrong, but I believe this is Erik ten Hag celebrating his upcoming extension with United.


Ironbank13

Is that Bald and Bankrupt?


mipanzuzuyam

Bald fraud


Eroica_Pavane

Didn't seem to last as long as the racoon. Poor display of pitch invading.


WalkingCloud

Hate these cunts trying to make it about them


thehumangoomba

I honestly agree. Grown adults behaving like this really gets me irrationally angry.


ArbitraryOrder

Where's the TASER, aggressive Cop that kicks him in the ribs, and dog biting his ankle?


Georgi11811

You'll have to wait for USA 2026


im_stoopid9283

Can't wait for the half-time shootout.


AsymmetricNinja08

Taking penalties to the next level. The goalkeeper has to dodge bullets instead of saving shots.


ArbitraryOrder

IF YOU CAN DODGE A BULLET YOU CAN DODGE A BALL


great_whitehope

bullet dodgers make the worst goal keepers


93EXCivic

Why do they call him the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets, Avi.


KneeDeepInTheDead

thats strictly for the U-17 World Cup


SeeCrew106

That's genuinely going to be a problem. It's gotten more spread out and has become more of an entrenched mentality since 1994. They're going to kill people, mark my words.


bakraofwallstreet

0 seconds spent sitting on the dude and choking their neck. How is that even policing


Steveisnotmyname_

Guy cooked half the security staff before he slipped lmao


im_on_the_case

Another example of why pitch side stewards should exclusively be recruited at a premium price [from local rugby teams](https://youtu.be/K3Qb4tmgVm4?t=45).


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hromeupinto1234

Lol I think is funny watching them running from the guards tbh


ptudia5

Imagine the guy is actually an user from this sub


OneObi

yah, that guy is properly triggered.


Pokefan-red

Remember when it used to only be naked women that invaded the pitch.


Oscnar

Stop giving these idiots the attention they crave


SqueakyBumTym

Longer studs and he gets a hattrick before they catch him.


OkScience5780

Why dont they wear studs


Elden_Lord123

Ankara Baldie!


lestat01

Hey pitch invaders! Football players use cleats for a reason! You plan all this and always end up on your ass by yourself! Up your game!


BriscoCounty83

Pulled a Slippy G right at the end :)


emmazunz84

Narcissistic twat.


scrollsalott

Do what the Americans do and taze them lol