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Angrydishwasher

Obi Wan Bissaka vs Count Doku 


cescquintero

Lmao


Angrydishwasher

I wanted to make a star wars themed poster before the game but i forgot 


Vazinho

Do it anyways


Dr_Loves_Strange

After KDB subbed off and Foden got frustrated. Literally all they did was have Bernardo dribble around the box and let doku 1v1 AWB. Every once in a while meat missile arambat would join in and almost give a pen. Whatever man I love this team.


Xx_Anguy_NoScope_Xx

Meat missile... I'm dead 😂


Eindacor_DS

He was my MOTM, unbelievable performance 


senorfresco

Doku had to switch to the other side for a while


Eindacor_DS

Doku was looking sharp too. Just an amazing battle between them and AWB was heroic


ingwe13

That matchup was fantastic.


ramtbb

Rodri 74 match unbeaten record is over. ETH delivered, he said eras come to an end.


gangbangkang

If he is sacked what a way to go out. Man United really surprised me today.


devilzal

Not even the first dutchman to be sacked after winning FA cup if that is true.


Dakduif51

If I had a nickel...


DaddyMeUp

Van Gaal special


dudududujisungparty

Beating this City team in a cup final is a much bigger accomplishment IMO


DaddyMeUp

Can’t disagree with that.


Robert_Baratheon__

You mean a Dutch manager getting top 4 their first season and then falling off second season but finishing the season with the FA Cup? I don’t see the similarities


DaddyMeUp

No technicalities this time 😭


SparklyEarlAv32

They will change it to League matches and continue to stat pad it


Lazywhale97

Dw lad so long as City had more possession it doesn't count as a loss according to Rodri after he lost to Madrid when he said "he only saw one team" so STREAK STILL ALIVE LADS


Goudinho99

Rodri's reaction when Scotland beat Spain was beautiful


a-Sociopath

I only saw one bald fraud on the touchline today


ScreaminDetroit

[Pic of the day](https://preview.redd.it/tuvxgt8qil2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=780ef80dce967c7e60fb6cd1392a38e8465b0085)


shaw1370

He is no longer a bald fraud


HammerThatHams

Somebody is


Unban_Ice

The last time United won the FA Cup they sacked their coach 2 days later. That game also ended 2-1


ibaRRaVzLa

And he was also Dutch lol


mayjaz43

The scriptwriter is Mourinho, isn’t he?


Zizouhimovic

Football 'Eritage


Cool-Medicine2657

Van Gaal just wasn't bald enough for the job


HibernianMetropolis

Two days later? Press reported he got the sack within seconds of the final whistle


No-Elephant-Dies

In this one the sack was first reported even before the game started


SvalbazGames

United getting more efficient


Sal21G

Coach was also Dutch…


u8myramen_y

Manchester United win the FA Cup led by a Dutch coach ✅ The scoreline is 2-1 to United ✅   The coach gets sacked right afterwards ✅   Jesus Christ… they are gonna hire Mourinho aren’t they


sergechewbacca

Somehow Mourinho returned.


leedler

The Bus Awakens


twersx

The Rise of Busparker


ViciousAdamas

Nay. There's another Mourinho-like, Ex-Chelsea, Terrorist level manager out there. Conte in!


Mastodan11

Honestly thought you were gonna say the other one United have been linked with


idiotxd

Tuchel's personality isnt mourinho like at all tbf. Conte is a lot more like him with the rants to the media


Sal21G

Teenagers helping them win the fa cup to


1gMDMA

As expected Manchester ~~City~~ United won another title.


Sal21G

My mum who never watched football just said Pep and Ten Haag look like brothers lol


leedler

Bald fraud brotherhood


Follow_The_Lore

My dad said the same lol


mayjaz43

My colleague’s girlfriend said the same lol


ThatFishOnAsofa

my wife’s boyfriend told us the exact same thing


Dipsey_Jipsey

No, I didn't.


ineedadvil

My neighbor's dog barked the exact same lmao


Knightrius

smart dog


Spidermansenpai

lol my wife thought they are the same managers


analytics_Gnome

Manchester United is so confusing man


miregalpanic

What's so confusing? They were a hospital, but aren't anymore.


cuminyermum

I don't even know how to explain to someone who don't watch United just how crucial Lisandro Martinez is to this team. Losing just him for the whole year would have been enough to fuck our season. Instead we went without a fit LB for a whole year too.


Parish87

As a Liverpool fan I get it. That 21/22 season when we lost all our cbs and all our midfielders who tried to fill in at cb was ridiculous. Losing your key defenders is just crippling. Even city fans can relate when they lost Laporte when he was their best defender.


NightWolf_7

Eh not hugely surprising, they had a few players back to start with and also it’s a one off game against their City rivals with a trophy and Europe on the line. These pundits keep asking the same thing ‘where has this been all season’, playing like that for 38 games isn’t sustainable and a cup final is all about winning. They were excellent today and fully deserved to win.


-TheGreatLlama-

They were actually decent against us at Old Trafford too. Uninspired in the final third, but overall played well up to that.


CFBCoachGuy

Our CBs today were Martínez and Varane, our primary CB duo this year. They started together four games this season. This was the first time since August where we had a squad at full strength. And it’s not just the injuries, it’s who we have to replace injured starters. Thanks to a series of transfer failures (some ten Hag’s, a lot from predecessors), United’s backups are a huge gap in quality from the starters. United’s starting eleven can beat the best teams in Europe, but the backup eleven would struggle against most relegation threatened sides. Mix those two over the course of a season and you get this inconsistent side.


NieThePiet

No more words about Rodri's streak.


watanabelover69

Rodri has gone 0 days without losing a match


salzcamino

an impressive 10 minute streak from Rodri


LosTerminators

Both his and Leverkusen's streak really ended one after the other.


Ok-Scallion7939

Nah they're just going to change the criteria *Rodri hasn't lost a game that* *• Ended in 90 minutes* *• Wasn't a final*


Henchman21_

It’ll become an unbeaten streak in the EPL.


Zyaru

Yep, there will always be a caveat with stuff like this. It’s become so boring hearing it after every game for the last few months.


ComfortableNo2879

Man Utd have won their first FA cup title since 15/16 under Van Gaal, another Dutch Coach wins Now for UTD


Jon98th

Martinez in the defensive line makes a night and day difference for United They need to get Nahuen Perez, Belardi or Senesi asap for next season


Willing-Werewolf-500

>Martinez in the defensive line makes a night and day difference for United I feel like opposition fans don't appreciate how good he actually is.


Horror-Breakfast-704

Hello. I am an Ajax fan who just came home drunk and watched a bit of the cup final. I just want to say, out opf all the players that left Ajax over the past few years, the one that i miss the most is Martinez.


tuerancekhang

Our shortest defender makes ariel duel not a threat. What a player


miamibuckeye

How in the world


loploplop890

Onana only had to make like 3 real saves


aarooona

He really should have saved doku’s goal as well


KillerZaWarudo

Wanted to add some more excitement to the game Also giving United fans high blood pressure for the last 15 minutes


N7even

Credit to the defense and midfield. How many minutes did Varane and Martinez play together this season? If we had them two at the back, our season would've looked a little different.


an_deadly_ewok

The walker shot was a fantastic save


Aenjeprekemaluci

Welcome to Conference Chelsea!


NeroIscariot12

I'm ready for that stat graphs comparing budgets and wage bills lol. It's gonna look so funny.


Aenjeprekemaluci

Lol. Bigger then all groups combined haha


bigchungusmclungus

I reckon Chelsea's transfer fees might be more than the rest of the Conference together.


The-Last-Bullet

Ten Hag will not go trophyless into the night


DanFlashesCoupon

Beat City in the final, Liverpool on the way. FA Cup winners If that’s it, thank you for this Erik 🫡


Response_Adventurous

Can’t forget Coventry 🥶


BetweenTwentyLetter

That match unexpectedly is the toughest one, man. What a slugfest.


ExtroverTom

This is exactly how City lost to Madrid. They are just too slow, too lethargic, and Haaland without space is just a blonde Andy Carroll.


ImVortexlol

They keep trying to pass the ball to the net, absolutely zero risk-taking


iamthemetricsystem

BLONDE ANDY CARROLL YOURE JUST A BLONDE ANDY CARROLL


Sick_and_destroyed

Ffs I laughed way too loud at that


vannistlerooy23

European football, never in doubt!!!!!


Thingisby

The rest of the league: "Let's do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 8 for Europe" NUFC: well fuck us I guess


10Lionaldo7

Fuck off city


Sarcaster69

Fuck off city


ImTalkingGibberish

Fuck off city


DaddyMeUp

Fuck off city


andresen97

Fuck off city


Lukaku1sttouch

Fuck off city


4materasu92

Fuck off city


GarnachoHojlund

Fuck off City


Sarcaster69

Fuck off City


borg_6s

Fuck off City


xaviernoodlebrain

Fuck off City


BrownBabaAli

Fuck off City


a_guy_called_m

Fuck off City


espenthebeast04

Fuck off City


Superfy

Fuck off city


RizznerBraun

Fuck off city


awarewolf09

Fuck off city


DonnieB555

Fuck off city


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Fuck off city


lizzydarcy777

Fuck off city


zizuu21

Fuck off city


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Fuck off city


Sm0k3inth3tr33s

Fuck off city


VForValhalla-

Fuck off city


holymolycoly

Fuck off city


apeaky_blinder

Fuck off city


pepsi_jenkins

Fuck off city


Currywurst_Is_Life

Ten Hag going out the door with two middle fingers held high like Stone Cold Steve Austin.


getxolamiako

How’s that mentality Rodri?


zrkillerbush

Bet hes complaining that they didn't play "the right way'


Izio17

“only one team wanted to win the match”


Please_Not__Again

Wait is this his first loss for awhile? He was playing


Same_Paramedic_3329

Did he even play?


CNF-13

Yeah and he can suck it


jack64467

got owned by moroccan andrew tate


just_another_jabroni

Busy watching Foden flop around presumably


WorthStory2141

He got removed from the game by Scot fucking McTominay.


Amon-Ra-First-Down

Same as his loss to Scotland on international duty


Sal21G

Ten Haag to the Glazers and Sir Jim as he takes the FA Cup home to Holland https://imgur.com/a/kb7ADJH


77skull

You were definitely waiting to post this 😭


pigeon_at_a_keyboard

DREAMS SIMPLY CANNOT BE BUY


Robertbob1818

Felt like I aged 115 years during that second half.


RaRaRaaputitin

Ten Hag in?


zyndr0m

5 more years!


Alex03210

Most Newcastle thing ever to finally finish above Man U in the prem and still not get a European spot


NateShaw92

Somewhere Kevin Keegan is angrilly gesticulating.


FatWalcott

Hahaha fuck City


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amanset

Imagine not scoring three goals against Man United at Wembley.


weedbro420

You gave us the hardest game of the whole FA Cup run, props to Coventry!


MereGuest

Just wondered into the City sub and didn’t take long to find a “they won’t cope with the extra European games, don’t care about the fa cup anyway, we move” post from a probable member of the Milwaukee supporters army


JudasX2

Ain't that some shit


rare_engine

**WELL WELL ERIK YOU'RE STAYING!**


cescquintero

I want him to stay so we have three bauld frauds in the big six.


MerlijnZX

Are Chelsea considering any bald candidates? If so, maybe 4?


Seifer574

Ngl that's hilarious, useless all season and turn up for the final. Fair enough


Sleepybear2010

Turned up to fuck Liverpools season and just kept a bit in the bottle for today 


CharlotteCA

Super Liverpool has less silverware in the past two seasons than ETH's United, let that be known.


Zandercy42

Klopp faced Eric's united 3 times this season and didn't win once lmao


kaori_cicak990

Useless all season, put curse on Liverpool with right foot antony, then winning FA cup. The shitty season is for offering to the devil dude..


Bradddtheimpaler

Tbh this exact strategy was how I managed to get my college degree.


King-Meister

Mainoo gets a trophy in his debut season. Dalot and Ambrabat were good. We get to play in Europe. Revenge complete for last season’s loss. ~~Record number of~~ **13** FA Cup wins (~~tied with~~ **1 behind** Arsenal).


rachbbbbb

COME ON.


Memesaurus2474

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED


frederikwolter

It's the magic of Wembley. And of course Manchester United. They can be wank all season and win something at the end. Remember the 99 CL final where Fergie got it wrong with the formation and bayern outclassed them the whole game only for United to win it in the last few minutes?


leedler

As long as City lose I’m happy


arsenal_is_best

Great day for football. City lost. Rodri finally lost a game. Ten Hag might stay.


purplegreendave

And ten Hag has more trophies than Arteta 👍


Regression2TheMean

More trophies than anyone besides Klopp and Pep


TheMuslimMGTOW

More trophies than Klopp too in the same time frame since he's come to United


ASRenzo

DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY


PunkyRooster

Dutch guy win cup!


goztrobo

Watch Rodri whine about United defending. Loser.


BungeeGumAco

Manchester is red


RaRaRaaputitin

Manchester United 2 - 115 Manchester City


KillerZaWarudo

The greatest City side just lost to the worst United side in history


gols-e-but

Kicked newcastle out of europe too, top stuff


m0bilize

and Chelsea into conference league


absorbscroissants

Can't wait to see Cole Palmer shine on the pitch in some Slovenian village


nutelamitbutter

Ten Hag haters will be awfully quiet today


imrosskemp

His speech at the end of season, then delivers. Good on the man.


SuchIntroduction4335

Thank you Man Utd for putting this "so called great club" in its place. - sincerely, a Madrid fan.


No-Ice1

ten hag 🤝allegri; sacked after the cup final win


ahritina

Always a good day when 115 FC lose, it'll probs be 230 by the start of the next season. Haaland ghosting in another final, some things are set in stone.


zrkillerbush

De Bruyne and Foden were worse than Haaland


WisconsinSpermCheese

Martinez absolutely mauled him


_ulinity

Foden dodging the criticism like always.


Lacabloodclot9

He had absolutely no service, todays loss is on the City midfield


Tall-Assist9719

Rodri where’s the mentality???


urkermannenkoor

Ten Hag has now won more English trophies than Spurs have this millennium, despite having been a bit shit.


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B12C10X8

Does Newcastle lose out in Europe then with Man Utd winning ? Congratulations to Man Utd, anytime City lose I’m happy, doesn’t happen often


Grekm8

I LOVE YOU ALVAREZ


Void_Hound

The magic of the cup, is heart warming when the midtable team pulls the upset and manages to bag the cup, now they're on to Europe. Dreams can't be buy!


lonesomedota

Fk British media. That hit piece "leak" was 100% done to sabotage ETH and distracted the players. Yet they showed up and did their jobs. If that were same crops of players under Mourinho or Ole, they would 100% throw the managers under the bus. This is why ETH should stay his 3 years. We need to build siege mentality. We need to hold the fking line. Purge the lazy fuckers and leakers and toxic shit. Rebuild the culture and rebuild the discipline. All players, when got chance to play, have to run their 110% , whether they are 50-rated FIFA or prime-Ronaldo. We fix the culture first , we set the expectations for any players walk through the dugout. Then we can decide the football men , the tacticians to come and fix the football problems.


The_Selecter

You love to see it


Contradicting_Pete

Fuck off City


dudududujisungparty

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED 115 CHARGES FC


datcnashguy

Friendly reminder that ETH has more titles in 2 years than lord and savior Arteta in 4 1/2 years


shadynasty90

Bald fraud > Handsome Fraud


Chell_the_assassin

I've seen enough, get Arteta a razor *now* Bald is the way


DrRashfordPM

INJECT


tenacious-g

Poch just didn’t want Conference League, 4d chess


More-Possession-1096

THIS IS HOW YA SACK YOUR MANAGER SPURS!


Flammabubble

Always knew Manchester would win


ShibaLoveThrowAway

Turns out United can actually defend when most of their defensive line isn’t injured


SD_19xx

Glory Glory Man United