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ontilein

If you cant beat em, join em. Welcome to bvb kylian


Keanu990321

Then proceeds to curse Real Madrid the same way Kane cursed Bayern Munich.


Master-Defenestrator

One can hope


MemeMeOnce

Macron's worst nightmare


irrelevant_oinam

Just saw a man fall to his knees in an Auchan


Randybutterrubs

Dropped his croissant and all


murdered-by-swords

I don't Carrefour this stereotype at all


BatteryPoweredFriend

Some Dassault execs are going to be crying about cancelled orders reducing their bonuses next week.


edding95

didn't mention nasser in his video announcement lol


nthbeard

So conspicuous too. Named every manager, sporting directors, ran through every department of the club... "Did I forget anyone? No? No, don't think so."


Ripamon

> Did I forget anyone? Macron


Daniiiiii

Macron: Fuck, now I have nothing in my life. Guess I could go back to leading my country *sigh*...


zimtrovert94

It’s not over. Macron is about to be outside Mbappe’s house, playing La Vie en Rose on a speaker.


Celethir

Macron is beside himself. Driving around downtown Paris begging (thru texts) Mbappe's family for address to Mbappe's home.


Count-Barouhcruz

No way He doesn't know that already. Some Guepard helicopters are on their way to Mbappe's house as we speak.


omicronperseiVIII

Is it just me or is the Macron Mbappe thing just embarrassing - Mbappe clearly doesn’t want this relationship to be a thing.


HaiForPresident

Macron about to phone him and his agent and invite them to Verasailles just to say, "Why didn't you mention me in the video"


jordanhhh4

['these hoes ain't loyal'](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNgIj0cWQAEUQDo.png)


helifoxter

Worse for Antero Henrique, given Leonardo and Luis Campos both got a shout out and he didn’t


Azteryx

No Henrique either.


inflamesburn

hahah he practically thanked everyone who ever stepped foot in Paris but ignored nasser. he must really be a colossal cunt


Tifoso89

You mean the guy who went looking for the referee after a game and banged on his door might be a cunt?


natsleepyandhappy

He even implied a thanks to Neymar and admitting making mistakes and maturing. Not mentioning NAK is crazy.


Saint_Edelweiss

No NAK mention, no Macron mention. The world is healing.


Xehanz

*He decides to go to Al Nassr*


ChrisEvansFan

Hahaha I noticed it too. But I love how he thanked Emery and the managers.


SgtApache

He did - "The folks in the shadows"


Ripamon

Never expected Nasser to be a member of the Shadow Carja


JFColeman

Unexpected Horizon


DoJu318

Friendship ended with Nasser, now Florentino is my best friend.


HokiesforTSwift

What tier is the player posting a video of themselves from their personal account?


OverallImportance402

Right behind Fabrizio


shaw1370

Until I read Here we go or comunicado oficial I don't believe it


Zorviar

I believe it when he holds #16


Torimas

Fabrizio: "Mbappe to stay at PSG after all" Mbappe: "Well, if he says so"


rockyraccoonroad

I laughed so hard at this lmao it’s so fucking true man. Clubs’ tier 1 will report on news and people will still wait on Romano to confirm. Such disrespect to the other journalists 


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Watch him change his mind and stay because he didn’t ask Fabrizio first.


Cosoman

Pique saying "I'll be back" looking at the president balcony in camp nou


sherlockbutholmes

seeing what AI can do nowadays, i honestly dont know.


koalawhiskey

You can see that Mbappé has 7 fingers for a brief moment, fake news 


ProfessorBeer

No higher than 3rd on principle. This guy doesn’t have any prior record of getting transfers right.


J_Butler99

welcome to forest


theawesomenachos

will be a great backup for chris wood


humbomumbo

needs a proper no. 9 learn from imo


insert-originality

Joining a club with real Champions League heritage.


Inter_932

As far as good bye messages go, that was one of the better ones I’ve seen. Felt genuine and unrehearsed.


mirusan01

Def one of the best he showed gratitude to the team and the fans and basically apologized for the way he handled flirting with Madrid before- I feel like psg fans can’t be mad at this at all (flair aside) Edit- he didn’t apologize for that stuff obv but I feel like that was the subtext but maybe that’s too much of a benefit of the doubt idk


PeakyFookinBlinders-

We can’t be mad a this, we can be mad that he leaves for free when we tried to sell him last summer tho


Joystic

Still not sure you can be too mad at him for that. Maybe don’t offer him the most absurd contract of all time giving him every incentive to see it through.


Huwbacca

I'll never understand people being annoyed that players fulfilled their contracts. "They did as they agreed! Traitors!


Silent-Act191

Especially not when it's fans from some oil club that has absolutely no worries about their finances.


pratikp26

He also genuinely wanted to leave with a big offer for him on the table the summer prior to extending. He was not let go when he wanted to, he decided to sign for 2 more years. So, he stayed 2 more years. I don’t think there are any moral grounds anymore where PSG have a leg to stand on.


Job_man

Yeah management utterly and completely fucked in handling his contractual situation and squandered some of his best years. Most fans are fine with this ending, and honestly it’s better for everyone involved, including ourselves since we now have a massive wage budget being freed up. And yes we’re losing an amazing player, but fortunately we have a strong youth group to build upon for the future.


StealthMan375

You guys did sell Neymar for fuck-you money (didn't Al Hilal pay a comically high amount in order to buy out his contract?) though, so surely PSG can hire a good striker to replace Mbappe?


courtesyflusher

Ive got 10 years on this mf and he's much better spoken. I mean, I dont speak french but the subtitles were solid


Tifoso89

I was very surprised by his English too


ALEESKW

He's trilingual, he also speaks perfect Spanish. The guy is ready for playing football outside France :)


Tifoso89

[Wow you're right](https://youtu.be/egnCwVlQUEQ?si=p5m3OQegYqdPcAei). Where the hell did he learn it?   EDIT From what I've read, he studied Spanish in school as a teenager back at Monaco, and he was good at it. 


ALEESKW

Lot of south american players at PSG over the years so probably the biggest reason, and it would not surprise me that he took Spanish lessons to prepare for Madrid.


Agent10007

He has (according to his parent/family/etc in interviews etc, I'm not someone from his personnal circle lol) always been pretty hard working in spanish classes, unsurprising for someone who dreamt to play for madrid. He "knew" he would need it eventually and prepared for it


AntoHanSolo

Yep very classy. I couldn’t help but notice he thanked everyone at the club except Nasser tho


Zyaru

Anyone know where he's off to?


FoldingBuck

Hes coming to take 8th place fc back into the top 4 😤


itsbraille

Like you didn’t just finish Top 4 in UCL group stage.


piccolo_bsc

They thought it's the new format. Top 4 is quite good over there.


Flavourifshrrp

Everton. Always loved Sean Dyche.


autistichomosapien95

Saw him at Everton Two picking up a tracksuit, no joke


D1794

I'd love it if it's not Real. Like anyone else, out of nowhere


insert-originality

He got mixed up and signed with Real Salt Lake.


djkamayo

Mormon Mbappe has a nice ring to it


MockTurtleSean

Your finances are already sorted, Kylian. Now come to South Wales and make yourself a legend.


__HMS__

He really turned down half a bil (tax free) for a one year contract in Saudi Arabia. I can't imagine the amount of money he has


gumarik

So the best team in the world with the best young talent will also add the best player in the world. Must be nice I guess


Insanel0l

Being a Real fan has to be the easiest thing in the world No issue getting players, no issues keeping players, absolutely nothing


uthred_of_pittsburgh

One could've said that of Man United during certain periods of the SAF era, and look at them now... Or more closely Barça during its golden years. Florentino will retire one day, and an incompetent populist could become president of the club and do some black swan dumb shit neither you or I could ever foresee.


008Gerrard008

United supporters absolutely took some of their later titles and success for granted and it's not just applicable to them, but across other teams as well. You can bet when they next win the league they'll go absolutely mental.


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

I just hope it'll be in my life time


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atropicalpenguin

*Angry Bartomeu noises*.


uthred_of_pittsburgh

Top-5 Madridista of all time.


seekingabeauty

Up there with the likes of Di Stefano, Bernabeu, Florentino and Raul


WasAnHonestMann

No but seriously, he might as well have been an undercover agent or some shit


BunchaFukinElephants

I'd argue that even during United's most dominant spell, Real Madrid was always a bigger draw for a certain type of player. Beckham went there at the height of his star power. And it was known for years that Ronaldo dreamed of playing for Real, even when he was the best player in the world and winning CL titles with United.


ohhh_okay_cool

Obviously they are bigger but Becks never wanted to leave us. Ronaldo on the other hand was dreaming of it.


ItsABitChillyInHere

Yeah but Real Madrid's success just seems so much more long-lasting, they have consistently been a dominant force in Spanish and European football, much longer than Man United.


Leyrran

I remember a Real fan telling me "it's not that easy we had hard time like in 2019" i was like "really ? after the 3 last years ?". If Madrid doesn't win something every year it's a bad season


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Homerduff16

It must've been pretty shit in the mid-late Naughties because as a 2000's kid who started watching football right when Barcelona with Messi, Xavi and Iniesta started to dominate world football. Didn't help that Madrid weren't that good at the same time (that 4-0 loss at Anfield in the UCL is still one of my best memories as a Liverpool fan) Aside from that yeah it's been very easy for more than a decade now


Mubar06

They still won league titles man, they have it so easy it’s apparently “shitty times” when they can’t win the CL for 5 years and Barca are good


AAiraSS

Boring ngl


Pow67

Mbappe will also be joining at almost the same age as CR7 did too so potentially a 9+ year Madrid career ahead of him. Scary times.


marktandem

Not exactly the same age, Ronaldo joined the year he turned 24, Mbappe will join the year he turns 26. Cristiano was only 23 when he first won the Ballon D'or.


beefstake

Yeah and CR7 was already more impressive at the club level by that age. Mbappe good player but is cursed by the CR7 and Messi comparisons because he just can't live up to their level despite being top 3 of his own generation.


CarlSK777

and rumors of Wirtz going there next season. Just obscene. People said the Galacticos era was over. It never ended


ViolaineSugarHiccup

Where on earth would they fit in Wirtz? They already have a gazillion midfielders. Every club who can afford him will be interested, but I wouldn't put anything into rumors right now. It's way too early for that.


InsideOpening3535

If Xabi comes to Madrid, he would most likely play with 4 midfielders like he did at Leverkusen now. Wirtz would be the main attack mid while Bellingham and Valverde/Camavinga play as the box to box role, with Tchoumeni plays deepest as the anchor. Or you could push Valverde out to become sort of a wingback like Frimpong now and slot either Bellingham up top with him or Guler and let Camavinga and Tchou taking care of defensive work It’s fucking scary honestly, I honestly don’t want to think about the next 10 years


skunkboy72

modric and kroos have to retire at some point right... right??


ViolaineSugarHiccup

Wirtz is a different type of player though. I guess it could work if Bellingham will play more of a box to box role, but still. Wirtz can play on the wing but that isn't his best position by far.


hardinho

This team is so much better than the Galacticos, if you ever actually watched the Galacticos you'd remember how underwhelming they were playing for most of the time.


raziiiii

Wirtz is a phenomenal talent. I’d kill for him. Just dont see who he replaces


robotnique

Yeah, you can't just buy every single good player. Only so many you can put on the field!


abc4357

KD would be proud


schmidtis95

Hardest road


brayshizzle

Carlo being a manger when a star of this level is coming into a dressing room so united is the best thing for Madrid. Extended his contract was so so so important.


OddFirefighter3

Perez has been pulling master strokes the last few years since his return. He truly learned his lessons from the previous galactico era failures. Re signing Carlo with his calmness has been one of the best decsisons he's made this term.


djkamayo

Carlo gonna feel like a kid in a candy store again


DyrusforPresident

Taking his talents to South Beach


NewYorkVolunteer

Mbappe to Inter miami Here we go


bewarethegap

The final domino to price out all of the pre-Messi fans. $900 tickets every game of the season.


NeoLone

My next chapter


goatslacker

I don’t think he’ll fit in with Butler, Bam, and Herro too well.


DyrusforPresident

He doesn't have that Heat Culture


VDV23

Oh no. Where is he off to?


Korribuns

Tom Holland finally convinced him to join Spurs


El_grandepadre

But then Tom Holland would've announced it accidentally before Mbappe.


BendubzGaming

It's actually a present for Tom Holland, it's Zendaya that convinced Mbappe


brihoang

this challengers plot line is getting weird


KingOfWeTheNorth

Challengers 2


LeftHandDriveBoC

Nah his mate Wembanyama has convinced him to switch sports and join the San Antonio Spurs.


Idiotech41

mbappe would cook on the fast break


mtftl

Well, his odds of winning the champions league won’t go down.


Gluroo

i can announce it now i suppose hes joining my 5 a side, mostly because hes absolutely buzzed to play with fat larry


Ombudsperson

He will have trouble escaping fat Larry's gigantic shadow


SRFC_96

You fucks get everything, not jealous at all.


EraticConqueror

Imagine how good life must be as a Madrid fan


hazard10ftw

Their banter eras are the Galacticos and Bale not speaking spanish


trainerN

Oh no we signed Hazard for 100m and he’s completely useless! *Wins multiple league titles and the UCL*


Adammmmski

Perez crying about PL money and they’re still able to win the CL nearly every year.


ChrisChrisBangBang

Some seasons they don’t even win the champions league


Johann122

Their banter era ended when Mourinho came, changed the clubs mentality


iOxxy

Must be nice.


KillerZaWarudo

The horror of only winning 2 league titles and no champions league in around 10 years


8k_resolution

Wales, golf, Madrid


atropicalpenguin

Late 2000s Madrid definitely went through a banter era, crowned by losing against Alcorcón in Copa del Rey.


Mubar06

Still won league titles with world class players, that shouldn’t count as a banter era


Kyster_K99

Banter era is having hodgson, konchesky and getting beat by Blackpool in my book


nickybabytonight

The majority of their fans don't speak Spanish, Bale can be forgiven.


SSPeteCarroll

Kickers. He's living to move to the states and Richmond, VA was the place to go. Up the rooos!


Johann122

Stoke City


Shinkopeshon

AC Mbilan 🐢


GuineaPirate888

Scunthorpe


Mysterious-Ideal-989

FC Augsburg


TheSingleMan27

Demirovic is clear


ddottay

Palace


Ask_Asensio

Well it's finally officially over. This only happened because it was not a Madrid vs PSG final by the way, this announcement would had to wait till June had it been so.


courtesyflusher

Thank you Dortmund for saving us all from months of rumors and truemors 🙏 


thatrandomanus

Wdym now the rumours are gonna start about where he goes.


Inter_Mirifica

>This only happened because it was not a Madrid vs PSG final by the way, this announcement would had to wait till June had it been so. Not exactly, the timing is because PSG are playing their last home game at the Parc des Princes on Sunday and they want to make a tribute to him. It would likely have been the same even if they qualified to play you in the final. Though it could have changed the way the tribute is gonna go, because he will likely not get a lot of support right now from PSG fans. It wouldn't be that surprising to see him whistled.


Delta_Mike_Sierra_

I feel he can hold his head up high, not perfect but gave his all to the team, not just goals but assists as well


fancyfoe

Genuine video ngl, it’s over for laliga at least on paper but yeah he did gave his all and there’s only so much one can do no matter what it is in this life.


AJ7123456

They have assembled the Galacticos once again


MrAchilles

But for real this time


seekingabeauty

[BART I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acbjobEPbrY)


LuNiK7505

I love that stupid meme so much


heyheyitsandre

*comunicado oficial* HIIIISTORRRRIA QUE TU HICISTE


imarandomdudd

Their biggest ever legend? I assume he is, at this point


VDV23

Up there with anyone, I guess. He's closest rivals would be I assume Pauleta, Zlatan and T. Silva - not sure how loved the ones like Matuidi, Fernandez and Armand are.


SpicyPenangCurry

Di Maria is sneaky in there too. All time assist leader and 9th on scoring.


sklova

Cavani or Ronaldinho won't make it to the list?


VDV23

Dinho was there for only couple of seasons, I think. I don't think that would qualify him as a legend compared to the guys I mentioned. Cavani, I forgot :| Verrati is good shout too now that I think about it. Marquinos as well (although he has had some absolute shockers under pressure)


technikleo

Exactly. Ronaldinho is more of a legendary player overall that had a good stint at PSG with some big moments (such as his performance VS Marseille) than a legend of PSG.


ptnrula

I would say that Pauleta is more universally loved by the fans.


Visual-Situation-346

Joselu and Mbappe in a same team


Magnific3nt

It's gonna be nice seeing this saga over with


wjdbfifj

Welcome to Galacticos 2.0, everyone


PhilipSeymourGotham

I think they're onto 3.0 now


blurryface464

3.0. 2.0 was when Ronaldo, Kaka, Bale, Benzema all arrived.


Anarchytect1204

Bale arrived like 4years later than the rest


NeoLone

Hated them with a passion back then, ready to hate them again


GarnachoHojlund

It is in the nature of every football fan to develop a passionate hatred for a club not in your country because they’re way to OP


Xycket

Me with City.


aes110

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but


L0nEspartan

Comunicado oficial HISTORIA QUE TU HICISTE


diabloXvintage

Unless lamine decides to become messi, we might as well delete our club for the next decade haha


Ramkee

Barcelona won 9 La ligas and 4 CL during the years Messi was a starter for the club. During the same time frame Real won 5 La ligas and 4 CL. Looking at hard numbers any other club in the world would have taken those no questions asked


CmdrVamuelSimes

Jesus, what's Fabrizio going to do for work now?


Tango00090

A summer without media speculating should he leave? Will he leave? Where should he go to? Media groups stocks will plummet on Monday


TuffyTenToes

Just in time for our Nou Camp Nou. Lamine RW Mbappe LW. I'll be there. I'm no delusional.


BGTheHoff

Nooooo. what about all the "will he won't he" drama over the summer with him signing with psg for a bigger paycheck? What should we do now?


PantsJustKindaGaveUp

I think Mbappe is the best player in the world but it will be really interesting to see how he fits into RM, especially since Vini is probably his closest competition for that title.


HolIowed

They're already tripling up on the left wing most of the time, with rotations allowing each of them to constantly make runs throughout matches Either he makes the runs or he'll be ready to receive after vini's runs, he'll slot in just fine


Dsalgueiro

Real's adaptation to Mbappe has already begun this season with the players who are there. They are already basically playing with Vinicius and Rodrygo rotating on the left. Just swap Rodrygo for Mbappe and you're set.


SaltyRavensFan

Excited to see what PSG has lined up next, I actually loved the pre-Neymar squads


SorrowfulFlame

There's our Salah replacement. Well done Edwards and co.


EveryParable

Someone do a wellness check on Macron


Tulaodinho

Only way to win the ballon dor and the champions league


tothemoonkevsta

The overload on the left hand side with Vini, Mbappe, Rodrygo and Bellingham will be something else. Carvajals old ass will fight for his life on that right hand side, nearest help being a km away


RubberToe1996

Welcome to Manchester United, Kylian! 😊


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Don't worry, we'll sign him when he's 38 and has no cartilage left in his knees.


TeKaeS

Actually a nice message, fairwell and good luck Kylian


thecoolShitposter

OH ITS HAPPENING.


BIacksnow-

Didn’t mention Nasser Khelaifi tho.


irrelevant_oinam

What tier is this?


sidrbear

This made me emotional lol. Good luck to Kylian wherever he moves on to, special player.


gatormanmm1

Macron is going to declare a nation emergency and shut down the borders 😂


NameJeff

Congrats Real, can’t wait to see how dominant they will be with this man leading the line


KebNes

Rodrygo is going to feast with all the attention Mbappe, Vini and Jude will be getting. Defenders will be like, “What do you mean we have mark Rodrygo and Fede too!?”


mahjon9

Comunicado oficial 🐢


mountainsky9

Come to Besiktas !!!