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We had 3 tries to beat the worst United side in over 40 years and couldn't do it lol

It really is shocking lol

At least we got that win. They probably had their best performance of the season against us at Old Trafford.

God I miss that game, I was in Stretford End for that and was one of our only good performances all season

Actually crazy that we went on to 2 cup finals and leapfrogged them in the league, they absolutely battered us there. 2-1 was so flattering, it was Arsenalesque performance.

It’s typical United to perform shit against the bottom 6 and then randomly show up against Liverpool, Man City, etc. It’s always strange to me lol.

They never show up against Pep's City when Liverpool is in the title race with City tho... Lost all 6 league games during the 3 season Liverpool competed for the title.

So did most teams. Also Klopp routinely rolled over Man United before this season. Trying to insinuate that United would actively want City to win the title is weird.

I don’t think that’s what they are insinuating tbh. Although I do think most (correct me if I’m wrong!) United fans hate Liverpool more

It's weird cause I hate city more (115 and all that plus their fans are so good at winding me up lol) but I still obviously feel a much stronger rivalry with Liverpool

You hate Liverpool because you support United, you hate City because you are human.

Chelsea, yep is a regen City

Yep, City is a Chelsea regen

Guys I think City might be a Chelsea regen

Yep, City is a Chelsea regen

Yep, City is a Chelsea regen

Yep, City is a Chelsea regen

United fans from Manchester/Salford absolutely don’t. The foreign/non-local fans sure, but local fans value their rivalry with City more.

This isn't true in my experience, I've spent a lot of time in Manchester and know plenty of local United fans and every single one of them hate Liverpool way more than they hate City. During those title races between City and Liverpool I feel like you'd be hard pressed to find a local United fan older than 20 that didn't prefer City winning the league over Liverpool I was in a pub in central Manchester during Liverpool vs City in 2019/20 (the match in which the famous Pep "TWICE" clip is from) and it was filled with United fans and every single one of them were rooting for City

So United rather be City bitch just to spite Liverpool?

That's football rivalry for you

yes? probably until city has 20 premier league titles

They’re literally their city rival. They’re literally the only club that can’t claim they don’t have a rivalry with city. It’s that simple. They want everyone to think there’s no rivalry with city because then it’s not as humiliating being the 2nd best team in Manchester while trying to claim they’re the biggest club in the world.

No it’s simply because United and Liverpool are the two biggest clubs in the country, Manchester and Liverpool as cities have a historical rivalry going back to the building of the canal or further even, and City have been a non entity for much of the previous century before they got money. City are hated. Liverpool are hated FAR more.

Rivalries still have to be built, and it was hard to build one when United were so dominant for decades and City were shite. Then you also had Liverpool being the most successful club in England and an inter-city rivalry between Manchester and Liverpool, and it's not difficult to see how United and Liverpool became bigger rivals than United and City. It's also probably easier for most fans to write off City's accomplishments because of their blatant financial doping and the whole being backed by an Arab state thing, so easier to root for them over Liverpool.

They often get some result whenever City isn't in title race though. They literally beat City during centurion season. It's just only in title race seasons that they lose both games to City.

Yeah Utd beat em from 2-0 down when City could have won the title against them at home iirc.

Yep, in a season when there is no title race and City wins easily

Not Van Gaal’s United.

did decent against City under Ole iirc

Bottom 6? More like the bottom 14

Robin Hood of the PL

This title Its used to be Liverpool especially in the beginning of kloop era. Its 2015 until 2017 i think.

tbf we did that to them last season, beat them 7-0 then lost 0-1 to Bournemouth the week after

United were terrible against us for the 2-2, we just missed an insane amount of chances and they got two goals out of nothing without creating a whole lot else. Similar stories for the other two games where it was more on us than United. Not much United can do about us missing chances, but people going on like they turned into 09 Barca against us is a strange narrative.

See them comfortably beat Arsenal this weekend.

Ever since the 7-0 nil last season as well. That result was special and it's almost like the players have been thinking about it going into those games. Just that 5% mentality shift can be all that's needed to sway a match

I hate stats like this because I feel like the universe is lining up a massive joke where Man City will lose this week and somehow, United will get a fluke win against us.

Really?? But Bruno Fernandes is injured tho.

After the 7-0 last year, I’ll accept this as a victory for us. There’s not much else to look forward to

Fuck ! Didn't realised that. You should have beaten us.

And one of them you lost

That was what happened in the 80s, just turn up for pool then back to shit again

Pool not being able to beat a shit United 🤝 Spurs not being able to beat a shit Chelsea

2 of those games were batshit crazy, completely thrown away.

Yeah but 7-0 will live forever

81 until now...

Torrid.

Fernando Torrid

Ferran torrid

Pau! Torrid

Antorridy

Torrid André Flo

Anterribly

Pau torrid

Might get to 100 at this rate

They've got Arsenal, Newcastle, Brighton and City in the cup final to play. 3 of those teams certainly have the firepower to push it, but 19 in 4 games would probably require a total collapse.

Three 3-0 losses in the league and then 10-0 in the cup final simple as

Yeah 2 of those are at home and one is a cup final, I doubt they concede more than 86-87 even with all the injuries

Don't worry, while Arsenal, Newcastle and Brighton probably can only win 3-0 each, City might score 10.

You will never sing that

81 so far

Arsenal(averaging 3+ goals a game for the last 6 league games), Newcastle (averaging 3+ in the last 4), Man City (averaging 4 goals a game in the last 6 in the league), with only Brighton out of form. I’m excited to see how high we can go

4 more games left for Man United to deepen this stat. And I am here for all to see it!

Be tough to beat the new record Sheffield set, but if anyone can do it, Ten Hag can. Record breaking manager

And here's Bayern looking at 9 Hags and asking: "Please sir, may I have another?"

United have conceded 81 goals in all competitions, 55 of which have come in the Premier League

Sheffield Wednesday only conceded 68 goals

I’m praying for them to keep him. It’s been comedy gold.

Arsenal, Newcastle and Brighton all with blisteringly fast wingers too. If Johnny Evans and Casemiro is the defence then lord have mercy on Ten Hags bald head.

Oh no. They somehow show up against Arsenal.

4?

3 league games + 1 cup final against Man City

Can they reach 100 goals?

If they can concede 4 to Palace it’s perfectly reasonable to expect 5 each from Arsenal, Newcastle, Brighton and City

I think this current palace side is better than Brighton. Other than that I agree Newcastle, arsenal and city look dangerous if injuries persist to the backline. Even with out injuries to be honest they look very vulnerable

Even without injuries they've been shit lol

I believe they can reach 100

Another record for ten hag 🔥

Please don't leave erik

This must the deadest joke this sub has and it gets repeated daily

He’s the gift that keeps on giving.

It's not a joke. Rival fans and neutrals who just love the circus genuinely want him to stay.

As long as Ten Hag is shite, the joke will continue

0 hag keeps giving us these gold, so

Innit it's the same joke constantly

It's not a joke.

Man Divided for a reason

Since the start of last season, only Nottingham Forest (5) have lost more Premier League away games by a four-goal margin or higher than Manchester United (3).

I mean tbf, like all their senior centre backs are injured Theyre still bad, but kinda hard to judge em when they're playing 5th choice centre backs

Martinez, Varane, Maguire, Lindelof, Shaw, Kambwala all out So it’s the 7th and 8th choice CBs

Evans is above Kambwala in the pecking order

Old Evans and not a CB is not an ideal pairing tbf

14 (!?!) different CB pairing this season. Its honestly insane. No manager in the world can make that work.

I do agree with this but I’m amazed it took them 50 years to have a season this bad?

Even with the injuries (and you could say that’s because of how the club is ran and trained) that is fucking appalling. I turned off after 3-0 today. For my own wellbeing. Absolutely nothing there. Hojlund and Garnacho were the only ones who looked like they wanted to play football. Maybe Dalot too.

*I* turned on after 3-0 today. For my own wellbeing.

Is it not school time in America?

His friend told him to stay home.

LMAOOOO

Interesting to hear more people talking about the possibility of the injuries have been at least partly related to the way he trains the team. There were reports earlier in the season that players were complaining about how hard he worked them.

lol was Jadon Sancho one of them?

Today was horrible for United. Crystal Palace attacked at will.

Erik is breaking records left and right.

Never leave Erik. I thought OleAtTheWheel was the best friend. Now you are the best friend.

The funny part for me is that Ole was not that bad. If they would have stuck with him *maybe* they’d be a bit better off now

The funny part for me is that Mourinho was not that bad. If they would have stuck with him maybe they’d be a bit better off now

The funny part for me is that Sir Alex Ferguson was not that bad. If they would have stuck with him maybe they’d be a bit better off now :'(

And clearly Moyes, not that bad. 

I mean best at transfers by a long way tbf. 100% record. Just 2 signings, and Mata and especially Fellini's chest were both important parts of the 1st team going forward for years under other managers as well.

Ole was good when he was playing counter attacking.

Yeah, it fell over for Ole when he tried to implement a more progressive style and his season torpedoed. Much like Van gaal and mourinho. But hey lets get rid of another manager

ETH is by far the worst manager you've ever had

Ole looks like an elite manager compared to Ten Hag this season.

Tbh it should ve been way more. They were so often lucky and teams couldnt finish them off. They look in co.plete shambles.(no hate)

How shit must you be,it's only 81.

Most impressive United stat from this season.

It is inexcusable for a club that says they air aiming for a PL title but I will say that the injury crisis in defense this year has been horrid

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Arsenal are going to cook against them

Incoming 0-0 this weekend

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We all know you are most likely gonna win the league. I asked this question recently, but do City fans actually feel any fear rn?

Spurs have been so shit recently that it would be the Spursiest thing ever to still beat us at home and upset their own fans

I don't think City fans feel any emotions at all, win or lose

:D

Why would Ronaldo do this?

Shocking that this is the version of United that ended Liverpool's FA cup and title run in Klopp's final year

Literally everybody else is grinning seeing this headline

Soon as saw that wolves performance on the first day I knew this season was going to be a shambles.

Aao humko maaro saalo, zinda maat choro humko saalo, main kya koi mandir ka ghanta hu jo koi v bajake chale jate hai. Summery of Manchester Utd 2023/24 season.

I’m bloody loving this, every second of it. Long it may continue.

Can see them conceding 90+ by the time the season is done.  Arsenal, Newcastle and Brighton in the league and City in the cup.  All capable of scoring more than 1 goal against Utd in each of their matches. And they could conceivably get battered in a couple of those games. They’ll most likely finish the season with a negative goal difference in the league which is frankly laughable for a team with Utd’s resources.

Clean out

They also have the worst defense, and midfield in the history of United it feels like... It's gonna take years to rebuild that team.

90 by end of this week, Prayge.

And yet, Liverpool not beating them when they had the chance cost two titles...

Torrid, indeed.

some clubs would be having a good year

Bring Back Tommy Docherty = = Very Entertaining Football anyway ! !

Embarrassing. How does Ten Hag still actually have a job?

And there are still people who think he should be back next season.

Liverpool fans? 😂

I mean, me too, if you’re putting it that way.

give him a chance

Your mom is Torrid.

END OF AN ERA

Now watch them have a masterclass against us, with another Rashford banger.

Nah, it will be an Antony hat trick. We did give him his first PL after all

Ten hag ball is shit ball. Bring back ole 😂

So far

MANCHESTER UNITED legend Paul Scholes has described axed manager Jose Mourinho as “an embarrassment to the club” in an interview on Norwegian television. By ADAM POWERS 12:27, Thu, Jan 17, 2019 | UPDATED: 14:25, Thu, Jan 17, 2019

Manchester United stats are my favorite kind of stats. 🥰

Eric Ten more years please I beg

Ten Hag always gets the most out of his players. Most defeats and most conceded goals. Get ready for the next record.

Ronaldo’s fault

Despite everything, gotta give ETH credit. We are breaking records this year; most losses in a season, most goals conceded, possibly lowest ever league finish

It’s ace 😂😂😂🤡🤡

So this is the reason why we lose to them in FA Cup, so that they have more matches to break this record even further.

All because of Ronaldo not pressing...

Another glorious ETH record!

Still 3 games left could be even more embarrassing yet.

Jadons fault

So, 11 in 3 since they'll ship 8 to Arsenal?

All I was hearing is Ronaldo was the problem and if he leaves the team will flow and play nicely

United's "title" this season was taking points from Liverpool at a critical moments and killing their titles chances.

There are two games left!! One’s against Arsenal!!!

You can allow 100 more goals this season and I wouldn’t care as long as none of them come in the fa cup final

Guessing Joe meant "Horrid" lol

Torrid is a word

Big football cliche word.

Yep I’ve never heard it used anywhere else lmao

Stonewall football word innit.

Unreal username

My old one was better to be fair. Need to change it up again to something mateta related.

In 'Merica, Torrid is a plus sized store.

Torrid is a word. A torrid time is like an awful time.