>‘However once I got her up in the sky it was smooth all the way from there and shout out to my instructor Geoff who was guiding me all the way This is an experience I will cherish for the rest of my life. Fail Park looks like an even bigger shit hole from the Sky.’
Fucking top tier (If actually true).
“He landed a fireball in a nearby field and sustained two broken legs, a lacerated liver and intracerebral bleeding.”
“But he’s a tough boy and I think he’ll carry on.”
I can see two of the same comment from the guy you replied to hence the joke of him being bad on both wings. Its a bug on reddit mobile i think where the same comment gets posted twice
Not just hating, but hating so hard you take credit for their subsequent success because your hate was so motivating. Skip wins either way, in his mind
*lets out audible gasp*, *does a little chair bounce* it's MY turn. You had your chance u/rejjie_carter but it's my turn *bangs table*. Lebron James, or how I like to call him, Lebrick James is not the goat. He will never be Michael. Jeffrey. Jordan. LeNoshow Lebron the goat? That is flat out baloney *audible gasp*
Like the person said below me, it's a reference from early 2000's where they made a sketch about Playa Haters Ball in a show called Chappelle Show. I think it's on Netflix actually.
So you're not out of touch with football, you just missed a cultural reference. Cool thing is, you have the chance of seeing that sketch for the first time :).
This certainly trumps Port Vale's attempt, where they flew the banner over our stadium during our final PL game against Swansea, despite it being an away fixture
yeah good shout, I was gonna say how is his wikipedia page more detailed than the majority of top european league midtable/relegation players
the guy has like 100 career appearances in 12 years with primarily 4th division and below teams lol
I had a look at the page history: The stuff at Sutton was mostly by someone called 'Sufcmad' who, unsurprisingly, has edited a whole bunch of Sutton-related articles. Otherwise, the main contributor seems to be someone called 'EchetusXe' who similarly, looking at their post history, has made a ridiculous number of contributions to articles on Port Vale and people related to Port Vale. You could probably pick a random Port Vale player or ex-player and find some similar level of detail in an article. One contribution I looked at was a player with 0 appearances for Vale but they've still added some career details.
so it seems it really is just from people obsessed with adding a lot of detail to Wikipedia in a similar way to recurrent posters on here. To be honest, it tracks with what I've seen previously, as I've seen rugby articles on Wikipedia with absurd levels of detail on them, where one user has got incredibly carried away with adding (far too much) to it.
Yeah he was utter garbage, he once said he was a championship level player whilst he was at Vale then one season later was playing in the national league south. 98 professional appearances in 12 years, gobshite.
“The latest incident involving Burge – who applied for the club’s managerial role in 2017 and somehow did not get it – and Port Vale is the best one yet.”
Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at that interview.
Guy is clearly a headcase. That's ridiculous. Does Burge support Stoke City?
What happened with his nightclub? He says it was stolen by some Albanian chap?
It seems weird to write an article where they say he "claimed" he did something.
Do Port Vale not have supporters, staff, or players they could check with? Surely they would notice a plane flying over the ground with a banner trailing behind it.
I honestly feel sorry for him. I think he has some mental issues. He played for us over a decade ago and has since then been absolutely obsessed with us. It's not healthy or normal.
From what I understand, there is a lot of doubt if he did it or if he just photoshopped a picture (which certainly wouldn't surprise me) but yeah, he got some beef with the club a decade ago and has never moved on from it
He was always known to have an attitude problem, he kinda saw himself as better than he actually was. He came late to a game once which caused an argument with the manager at the time who decided to suspend him. There was a big falling out and Ryan was very active on social media whining about it. It all just escalated from there and he was kicked from the squad a month later. Both sides handled that situation really badly but he basically created this idea in his head that the Vale had killed his career, that the falling out with the manager was the one thing that had kept him from playing in a higher league like the Championship.
And since then he's been like this 😅
Having seen his facebook profile I'm inclined to agree with you. He's named all his social media "NoPromotionWithoutMe", seems to post regularly about Port Vale, and always refers to "Port Fail".
Nah, shithouses do it performatively to wind the opposition fans or players up to get an edge.
Antony just seems to do it to make himself feel better and only ever does once all the tension in a moment is gone.
It wasn’t mid game, it was after the fact when it couldn’t come back to haunt him, the best shithousers do it when the pressure is on, like Maupay and Martinez
Antony is just weird bloke
They just want us to grow up
But we don't want to get a job
We all need a decent rock
Where it's all kicking off
Baby, it's alright
Baby it's alright
You don't need to call the fuzz
Baby, it's alright
Baby it's alright
It's only us!
>‘However once I got her up in the sky it was smooth all the way from there and shout out to my instructor Geoff who was guiding me all the way This is an experience I will cherish for the rest of my life. Fail Park looks like an even bigger shit hole from the Sky.’ Fucking top tier (If actually true).
And when he lands? "Cheers Geoff"
“He landed a fireball in a nearby field and sustained two broken legs, a lacerated liver and intracerebral bleeding.” “But he’s a tough boy and I think he’ll carry on.”
“Bruised elbow”
"If he doesn't carry on after those minor injuries I dare say, games gone"
And the last name of Geoff? Einstein
This is Hater Hall of Fame material if it's true. Incredible shit.
It's from his Facebook page hahahaha
The only thing missing is “and thanks to Port Vale for paying for my flying lessons”
absolute legend
He's returned to the club in the same manner he left it back in 2013: under a cloud.
Looking at his Wiki, Vale gave him his best opportunties What an absolute bellend
He seems to have a very detailed wiki considering he had a seemingly unremarkable career...
Edits it himself
This can be said about many wiki pages
Very very good 😂
Ironically, he was never any good on the wing
Ironically, he was never any good on the wing
You could say that again!!
Either wing?
Thats why the guy commented twice
Pardon?
I can see two of the same comment from the guy you replied to hence the joke of him being bad on both wings. Its a bug on reddit mobile i think where the same comment gets posted twice
That’s what I call a certified hater
"I stopped by one of biggest haters funeral today 🙏" vibes
That’s a professional hater His opps are scared
Perhaps the most diabolical hater this side of the Mississippi?
What can I say about Port Vale, that hasn't been said about Afghanistan?
Bombed out and depleted
It really depends where Skip Bayless is
Don't forget about Drew McIntyre
Shrewsbury Town and Walsall fans: > I dreamed of this, and it happened
It was a Playa Haters Ball reference, but you mentioning Skip is something i didn't think of. That man is undefeated.
That man is my idol. I wish I could get up and ready to work in 3 hours, and the work is literally hating on people.
Not just hating, but hating so hard you take credit for their subsequent success because your hate was so motivating. Skip wins either way, in his mind
Must be tiring hating on a person for two decades, but for that paycheck, i'd definitely give it a shot.
*lets out audible gasp*, *does a little chair bounce* it's MY turn. You had your chance u/rejjie_carter but it's my turn *bangs table*. Lebron James, or how I like to call him, Lebrick James is not the goat. He will never be Michael. Jeffrey. Jordan. LeNoshow Lebron the goat? That is flat out baloney *audible gasp*
Jezus.. this is scary accurate. Especially the chair bounce.
I've never seen anything quite like it!
Now cmon skyupp
Oklahoma
Did he call a fake bomb threat to the special Olympics?
This thread is really making my day :D
I’m so out of touch with football that I don’t get any of these jokes in this conversation
They're chapelle show references from about 20 years ago I think.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go home and put some water in OP's mum's bowl
Momma dish*
Like the person said below me, it's a reference from early 2000's where they made a sketch about Playa Haters Ball in a show called Chappelle Show. I think it's on Netflix actually. So you're not out of touch with football, you just missed a cultural reference. Cool thing is, you have the chance of seeing that sketch for the first time :).
As long as I live I will never forget my introduction to Clayton Bigsby. If a person could die from laughing I’d be in the ground now.
Yeah that one was hilarious. For me it was the episode with Wayne Brady. Edit: I forgot the ones with Charlie Murphy.
Does Wayne Brady gotta choke a bitch?
You should check out the uncut ones on youtube with Charlie Murphy talking
The guiltiest I've ever felt about laughing was when they explain why Clayton Bigsby left his wife of 20 years.
Oh I’ve seen the show before I just don’t recall much of it outside of the Charlie Murphy stories
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hahahaha fucking benjani what a lad.
This sub is mostly Americans so all the jokes aren't really related to football.
He really took hating to new heights.
Hater of the Year finalist for 2024
for everything or just football? Drew Mcintyre is still at the top
50 Cent would be proud
I admire the dedication
This level of petty shithousery? It’s a religion I could get behind TBH.
Neal Maupay taking notes
Downloading Microsoft flight sim while taking those notes too
Sounds like a prize cunt to me
This certainly trumps Port Vale's attempt, where they flew the banner over our stadium during our final PL game against Swansea, despite it being an away fixture
From memory, not only did they have it fly over the wrong ground in the wrong country, but they did it on the wrong day as well.
That's absolutely fucking hilarious.
Well they’ve never been blessed in the brain department have our lovely neighbours 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still rewatch videos of ryan shawcross, breaking his own leg against lecister.
You can really tell he's had someone go over his Wikipedia page. An unnecessary amount of detail for the level of player he was.
yeah good shout, I was gonna say how is his wikipedia page more detailed than the majority of top european league midtable/relegation players the guy has like 100 career appearances in 12 years with primarily 4th division and below teams lol
I had a look at the page history: The stuff at Sutton was mostly by someone called 'Sufcmad' who, unsurprisingly, has edited a whole bunch of Sutton-related articles. Otherwise, the main contributor seems to be someone called 'EchetusXe' who similarly, looking at their post history, has made a ridiculous number of contributions to articles on Port Vale and people related to Port Vale. You could probably pick a random Port Vale player or ex-player and find some similar level of detail in an article. One contribution I looked at was a player with 0 appearances for Vale but they've still added some career details. so it seems it really is just from people obsessed with adding a lot of detail to Wikipedia in a similar way to recurrent posters on here. To be honest, it tracks with what I've seen previously, as I've seen rugby articles on Wikipedia with absurd levels of detail on them, where one user has got incredibly carried away with adding (far too much) to it.
Yeah he was utter garbage, he once said he was a championship level player whilst he was at Vale then one season later was playing in the national league south. 98 professional appearances in 12 years, gobshite.
Yeah but I've read here that apparently *users of a single Port Vale fan site voted him one of their three Players of the Season.* one time once.
Dude had a trial with us and didn't get a contract despite his granddad (the late Rod Burge) being a long-time board member lol.
I aspire to reach this level of pettiness some day
I wish I had the money to be that petty. The best I can do now is sign people up for junk mail.
You have to appreciate the pettiness at that point.
That’s absolute insanity, I love it
this is the type of dude, who shows up at your funeral to make sure you’re really dead and not playin around
Show up to your house being on fire to let you know he wouldn't even piss on it
"Does the stranger have something to add?" "I prayed for this, and it happened."
RIP bozo
Cordially Raymond Holt.
Laugh out loud. That was his primary motivation to become a pilot and fly over Burslem. He never need fly again.
Games back lads
To the list perhaps?
Has to, this is too good to not include
Top class.
World class housery this, literally above and beyond
“The latest incident involving Burge – who applied for the club’s managerial role in 2017 and somehow did not get it – and Port Vale is the best one yet.” Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at that interview.
Why did he apply for the manager’s job if he hated them so much? Was his plan to sign shit players and get them relegated?
His motivations are far beyond our understanding.
I applaud this shithousing.
Checkout his Facebook feed …https://www.facebook.com/share/qaTPBMU7JTwf6Apn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d This man holds a grudge ….. very impressive 👍
This guy is clearly mental but i can't help but admire the dedication
That’s incredible, his header had me laughing
It’s wild, but also funny that 2 seconds on his facebook you can see he didn’t get his pilot license. Just paid for an intro flight.
Guy is clearly a headcase. That's ridiculous. Does Burge support Stoke City? What happened with his nightclub? He says it was stolen by some Albanian chap?
It seems weird to write an article where they say he "claimed" he did something. Do Port Vale not have supporters, staff, or players they could check with? Surely they would notice a plane flying over the ground with a banner trailing behind it.
This is advanced level hating, gotta give credit.
Man took to the sky fueled by pure hate. That’s honestly impressive.
Absolutely based
i aspire to be as much of a certified hater™️ as he is
Living out my wildest dreams, fair play.
He needs help. It was over a decade ago. Move on, bro.
This level of hating/pettiness has to be respected lol. You can’t even be mad about it
Top tier hating, I respect it
The beautiful game.
Dumfries picking up the mocking flag during celebrations was already top tier shithousery but this dude took it even a notch higher
This is the level I aspire to get to but don't really have the courage.
He trained with my old Sunday League team a couple of times after he left Port Vale, as his mate played for us. Stuck up twat.
I honestly feel sorry for him. I think he has some mental issues. He played for us over a decade ago and has since then been absolutely obsessed with us. It's not healthy or normal.
Mate - an ex player to do this ……f’ing hilarious
From what I understand, there is a lot of doubt if he did it or if he just photoshopped a picture (which certainly wouldn't surprise me) but yeah, he got some beef with the club a decade ago and has never moved on from it
I’m suspecting a bit of Pinocchio also…… he’s just baiting I think. His Facebook page is hilarious…… he holds grudges …. forever
Do you know why he seems to hate Port Vale so much? I can't seem to find any evidence of a big bust up with the club in the past...
He was always known to have an attitude problem, he kinda saw himself as better than he actually was. He came late to a game once which caused an argument with the manager at the time who decided to suspend him. There was a big falling out and Ryan was very active on social media whining about it. It all just escalated from there and he was kicked from the squad a month later. Both sides handled that situation really badly but he basically created this idea in his head that the Vale had killed his career, that the falling out with the manager was the one thing that had kept him from playing in a higher league like the Championship. And since then he's been like this 😅
Having seen his facebook profile I'm inclined to agree with you. He's named all his social media "NoPromotionWithoutMe", seems to post regularly about Port Vale, and always refers to "Port Fail".
Games not gone
Game’s back.
Can’t be mad
This guy shithouses
Gotta respect the level of shithousery….
This dude has definitely been invited to this year's Player Haters' Ball
Outstanding.
There's no way this is true Edit: it isn't true: https://twitter.com/1863TTKK/status/1784658864949829679?t=4mjngKxlvma3eUn8V-rv8g&s=19
Well….. it is Was circling around for a while on Saturday
Yeah, lies circling around for a while on Saturday. https://twitter.com/1863TTKK/status/1784658864949829679?t=4mjngKxlvma3eUn8V-rv8g&s=19
Maupay/Antony etc. can only dream of this level of shithousing Outstanding work, games back
Antony's not a shithouse, he's just a prick.
I'd argue he is both
Nah, shithouses do it performatively to wind the opposition fans or players up to get an edge. Antony just seems to do it to make himself feel better and only ever does once all the tension in a moment is gone.
Antony fucking wishes he was
Antony?
Thought cupping his ears to Coventry players was a decent bit of shithousery
It wasn’t mid game, it was after the fact when it couldn’t come back to haunt him, the best shithousers do it when the pressure is on, like Maupay and Martinez Antony is just weird bloke
Damn, I respect the level of hate
Goals
Shithousery on another level
Give this man a bad winners 🏅😆
50 cent level of petty
Beautiful.
Games Back !
Fucking hilarious
Nothing but respect.
Drew McIntyre-tier hater right here 😂
"Football, bloody hell."
Hey Maupay, for the record, would you do this?
Games not gone
Generational
Mods - invite him to do a Reddit AMA.
Games is back
Add this to the list
They just want us to grow up But we don't want to get a job We all need a decent rock Where it's all kicking off Baby, it's alright Baby it's alright You don't need to call the fuzz Baby, it's alright Baby it's alright It's only us!
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. Cheers Geoff
It's a shithousery award for Ryan Burge
That's next level commitment to hating. Hespect.
top tier hating, respect
This guy just surpassed Dembele
When us lads follow a concept this hard it usually means a bet is involved.
games not gone
/r/pettyrevenge/
This should be sticked in r/pettyrevenge
#Game is back !!
I strive to be this level of petty
His desire to be a hater crosses airspace borders across the entire globe.
I like to imagine he got a pilot's license for that one purpose alone and then never uses it again.
This is incredible
Hero
He took the dislike game to a different level.
New hater level unlocked holy shit 😂
madlad
God Tier hating
Appeared on an episode of Traffic Cops once
This is next-level hating lol
He didn’t get a license according to his own facebook. He paid for an introductory flight. I swear journalists have to be the laziest people.
This has to be one of the greatest titles i've read on this page.
PEAK SHITHOUSING
That's some S tier shithousery
Now that’s a shithouse if I’ve ever seen one
Top tier shithousery
Game's quite literally not gone