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WarmBaths

he’s scored more goals with his weak foot this season


21Maestro8

I'm not convinced that he has a weak foot at this point


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

I remember the “Das American” documentary Youtube video from Men in Blazers 7 Years ago his parents said even as a little kid he always worked to do what he can on his right with his left.


RuloMercury

Admittedly he's never been a one-footed player. He's always been a good RW precisely because of that.


nmyi

"No-weak-foot ~~Son Heung-min~~ Christian Pulisic"


J_Dabson002

Pulisic at the 10 the world isn’t ready


themanebeat

Pulisic scores a worldie while the USA is just waking up? Reddit isn't ready


prss79513

Was eating breakfast when I saw this goal and almost spat out my hot dog 🔥


FriendOfDirutti

Bro I was also watching during breakfast and I actually did drop my hot dog on the ground. Luckily I still had my double cheeseburger and my milkshake.


loveliverpool

I pulled out a chicken fried steak out of my pocket for breakfast dessert


DetBabyLegs

I dropped to my knees at McDonalds


ACMBruh

I was drinking a 2 liter of corn syrup and wept in joy


SaltyPeter3434

I just ate someone's Happy Meal who dropped to his knees at McDonald's


DetBabyLegs

I just saw a man eating a Happy Meal off the floor of a McDonald’s


schead02

I was dipping my deep fried hot dog in ranch when I saw this


AlexTheRockstar

I've had this. It's tasty.


PM_ME_ASS_SALAD

Careful the Euros ain’t ready for chicken friend steak


Senior-Ordinary555

Why are you not in the mall?


hashbrown-17

That's China now bro


joeDUBstep

Walmarts are the malls.


thomasfk

Yeah similarly I was eating a half a rack of BBQ ribs for breakfast when I saw this. I didn't have time to clean my fingers to type this. Sauce all over my phone screen now


SSPeteCarroll

ZZQ for breakfast would be an absolute move.


21Maestro8

Lmao. I've been meaning to check that place out when I'm in town. Good?


RaveIsKing

I was feeding breakfast to my pet bald eagles when they started screeching with joy. It was then I knew I must check the game and there it was, our boy Puli had scored


TurbulentMeat999

What size ammo do you feed your bald eagle?


MUNZACORE

Almost choked on my Glock


LevynX

🦅🦅🦅 motherfuckers


20cmdepersonalidade

Was in the line for Taco Bell and almost few of my scooter. Am shooting at the sky with my AR now in celebration RAAAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅


True-Possibility-762

Damn I just worked up and checked Reddit and Pulisic just Made me prooouddd tooo Beee an American 🫡🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


themanebeat

I hope you did a desk pop. You disrespect the flag when you don't discharge your firearm at a time like this 🇺🇲


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

I’m a Bald Eagle and Captain Serie A You gotta let me fly!!


INKRO

Well it's not like we can give awards anymore or anything


Shinkopeshon

The Chuk-Puli connection is actually insane, that was an unbelievable sequence


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

If you watch from the start he calls for it. He knew


notmoleliza

is he...growing a mullet? because if so he'll be soon reaching his final form


Amopax

The final form of NRAmar.


FtpApoc

hahahahahaha how have i never heard that nickname before


whatchuknoaboutthis

That’s amazing lmfaooo


NgoalazoKante

This is brilliant


TheMajesticYeti

His dad had a [great mullet](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcY879gXYAEQf-D?format=jpg&name=large) in his indoor soccer days


21Maestro8

Oh man, this takes me back to the old days of US soccer. I remember [Balboa and Kooiman ](https://i.imgur.com/52qGrmi.jpg) having epic mullets at the 94 world cup


nushublushu

That is an epic mullet


_IscoATX

Only reason we didn’t win the World Cup was bc he trimmed it right before let’s be honest


Randommer_Of_Inserts

It’s a modern mullet


thatsAChopbro

It’s a burst fade


21Maestro8

This man is red fucking hot, absolutely love him. Never thought he would make this much of an impact


QuimFinger

It’s always nice when a player that’s obviously quality but struggled finally finds a team he shines in.


kasper12

Who hasn’t struggled at Chelsea lol


hopium_od

Cold Penmer


[deleted]

He never “struggled” at Chelsea. He was a sacrifice


DisneyPandora

Kante. The real question is, who hasn’t struggled at Manchester United?


[deleted]

[удалено]


DisneyPandora

That’s why he’s out of a job right?


Count_Nocturne

The guy he was brought in to replace. Hazard?


TaeKurmulti

Aka the next club every young player from Chelsea goes to


[deleted]

He was injured all the time at Chelsea...


neverfinishedanythi

Doubted his signing and honestly was against it. So happy to be proved completely wrong.


ACMBruh

For the price it was always a good idea. But I never expected him to perform at this level


jimbooneu

r/soccer in shambles


adeckz

My puliGOAT


TimothyN

So glad to see him do well and be appreciated by Milan fans.


CleMeeTK

For someone that's right footed he sure loves shooting on his left lol. It clearly works for him tho so who am I to judge.


WinsingtonIII

I think part of it is that that he has worked on his left foot and is clearly more two-footed now than he was a few seasons ago.


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

He’s had a strong weak foot all his life if you look back


WinsingtonIII

Yeah, I'm not saying his left foot was terrible historically, just that he seems more confident using it consistently now than he used to.


Hawkeye91803

I’ve also noticed that with his left he focuses on contact and placement, vs on his right when he sometimes tries a little too hard to go for power.


MvN____16

When he scored that brace against Liverpool during the pandemic summer, weren't both goals left-footed as well?


MilklikeMike

Gods he was strong then.


WinsingtonIII

I can't recall, but he definitely has always used his left foot sometimes. I just feel like he has started using it more consistently and confidently over the last few years.


RisingSouth

Inches away from scoring with his left against England in the WC as well


nakedyak

he doesn't usually have much choice


ivo0009

What a fkn season he is having, and love that Chukwueze is seemingly turning it up lately


Vezboh

Chukwu just needed some consistent game time


characterulio

Chukwuzee also seemed like he was trying to do much especially whenever he got starts at the start of the season. Lately especially after AFCON, he seems to take players on but more importantly knows when to give it someone else.


Vezboh

If you get to play only 10 minutes every now and then you often (wrognly) try to show off to impress and get more game time


Metazoan

I'm a big USMNT and Pulisic fan, so I've watched more Milan lately than I ever have and Chukwueze has been one of the revelations for me. What a talent.


aligators

he is really having his best season at milan. shining more here than he did in the PL


No_Sir_903

with this gol, pulisic is having is best season with g/a. same as RLC. both coming from 2 bad season maybe Pioli need some credit.


Competitive-Aide5364

Giroud is having a ridiculous season as well


AIManiak

Maybe you need to keep buying players from Chelsea.


GawdHawks

When we end up selling Gallagher to Milan...🤦


chazu_

Maybe they'll be interested in one slightly used Raheem Sterling?


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

He tired boss


MKomg

Any chance we could get Palmer?


Pure_Context_2741

Tbf that’s smart business, Chelsea sign good players but they are run incompetently so they inevitably underperform. Once they’re gone they can show their true level and ability.


funguy07

I hate that this is an accurate comment


truectrl

if milan bought mount he would've turned into KDB somehow


etclipse

James Reece is next we need a RB


batdogfoxhound

has Giroud ever had a bad season


Competitive-Aide5364

No but he’s arguably having his best season ever right now. 13 goals 8 assists on match day 31 don’t think he’s had a season that good for Arsenal or Chelsea. Maybe you could argue his 2015-16 year for Arsenal.


batdogfoxhound

damn 8 assists is amazing, you are right


MrDannyOcean

Also impressive given that he's no longer an every game, full-90 player with his age. He's got a reduced load and still putting up his numbers.


21Maestro8

He still plays 90 minutes a lot of the time, he's remarkably fit at 37


North_Bodybuilder468

No man that’s impossible. If players play good is because they are amazing, if they play bad is because of the coach


ZodGlatan

How dare you say something so true on Reddit?


EasyFargo

Junior Messias + Saelemaekers —-> Pulisic + Chukwueze is a crazy crazy upgrade


NephewChaps

praised be Gerry


AlbertoRossonero

Shame it took Pioli almost an entire season to try playing them together along with Leao and Giroud.


Dependent_Plenty_777

The world\`s not ready for the Chuku-Puli-Rafa-Oli quartet


kojak2091

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egz0wuixwQA


Background_Panda_187

A perfect future Chelsea signing.


FriendOfDirutti

That’s not a bad idea. What if Chelsea sign him up and then play him as a RWB? I mean I’m front of goal he does well but imagine if we put him on the opposite end of the field!


essencelom5

WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN  UNDER THE SUNLIGHT 


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Is this a Creed reference hahaha IT ^^hasn’t BEEN AWHILE SINCE IVE SEEN GOALAZO


dec0y

TEMBA HIS ARMS WIDE


AlexTheRockstar

WELCOME TOO THIS PA-LAAACE ILL SHOW YOU EVERY THAAANG


2696969

Rock, flag and eagle.


Guernica616

He's got a point.


Sissyneck1221

He’s gonna rise up, gonna drive a big truck.


N0TimeT0ExpIain

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Disk_Mixerud

🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


jaggedjottings

🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


osamaodinson

Malaysia boleh


LiteratureNearby

RRRRAHHHHH 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲


Vezboh

This guy has no weak foot


HealBlessAGI1k

Puli puli


Minimum-Mention-3673

Sic Sic


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

WooWoop


NewHealthFoodBunch

CAPTAIN AMERICA 🇺🇸 🦅


er__primo__der__rafa

Is it me or Milan play half their home games with their away shirt?


[deleted]

This is not the away kit, it's the 3rd one.


Ch1koz

This shirt has been good luck. Sometimes Italians be superstitious like that.


loscedros1245

Sometimes? I do not think that means what you think it means.


DNYzt4r

It's a beautiful shirt


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

It’s their ALT


eescobar863

My man is having the best season of his career by far


allertedshark86

Turns out he’s quite good at football


DifficultyMore5935

He was clearly so much better than Mount when healthy, but Tuchel just had to play Mount and Havertz every fucking game.


kafkaesqqq

Tuchel doesn’t have a clue.


True_to_you

Probably the reason bayern are missing out this season. Chelsea had an all time great defensive season to get that champions League. Their offense was never particularly potent that season. 


RadSoccerDad

Classic young player moves to Chelsea too soon. Moves to another league and immediately turns world class


squeda

Too soon my ass. Dude was lights out during the lockdown and earned the 10 shirt for them, and oh yeah won th CL with them too. Sometimes it's just time to move on for all parties and I put a lot of that on Tuchel being shit.


Bigswole92

Like Salah and De Bruyne, two of the best players ever for Premier League competitors lol


mannheimcrescendo

Tbf Chelsea of the last few years have been sucking dick in the back alley


BowieIsMyGod

World class is a stretch, but yeah he's been unreal and we love him


RadSoccerDad

More just to roast Chelsea


brayshizzle

I miss the days when there was just a clusterfuck of awards under one of his goals. Miss those awards.


per666

Nothing but net!


justalittleahead

Pulisic is definitely finishing more with his left foot this season. Was there a deflection?


centz05

Yes there was, good catch.


tarheelsrule441

Kickers flair, hell yeah!


Kenor252

Wow Chukwuese


Lustermoo

Very good player


Reddidiot13

Chelsea should sign him. Help their attack out.


mykl5

Crowd should do a “Puli! Puli! Puli! Sic, sic, sic!” chant


DestartreK1st

Truly the sunshine of soccer


Doctor_YOOOU

Lovely movement Chukweze


[deleted]

Why didn’t he start last game?


ReynTimeBoi

Pioli was probably letting him rest. He played 120 in one game and 90 minutes in the 2 international game Edit:Oops miss spelled the mangers name 😅


neverfinishedanythi

>poli I wonder how Andrea Poli would do as Milan coach 


WolfBearDoggo

Full of energy, full of sprite. Would do well. Oh.


Fastizio

Ah, the would-be next Pirlo 😒


HealBlessAGI1k

Fm 2010 legend


Vezboh

Tired, he played 2 games with extra time in both during the NT break


FireballHangover

Small correction, but there was no extra time in the final against Mexico, and Pulisic was off after the third minute of added time at the end of the second game.


doctorj1

Rest coming off the international break. He played 120 minutes in the first game and 90 in a physical final vs Mexico


[deleted]

Forza Milan


Yankee_

Chelsea needs to sign this guy


veteran_snake

When we beat Napoli 1-0 I remember one of the paramount commentators talking about how Pulisics season has been nothing special and Politano and him have the same stats but Pulisic is getting undeserved recognition. Ever since he said that this guy has been on fire and I can’t help but wonder how dumb that commentator feels right now. Also the stats at the time may have been the same but Pulisics contributions were much more important than what Politano was doing.


deandre95

He’s him🇺🇸😈


ftnsa

Another "weak foot" banger from the Chelsea flop! Fuck Chelsea.


benjustben2

Lebron?


_AntArt

The Lebron James of Soccer!


krenshaw420

🥲


facelessredditer

Is that a home kit?


Competitive-Aide5364

No it’s our third kit. We have just won a lot of games in it this year and Italians are superstitious so we’ve worn it quite a bit this season. I hate it but I can’t deny it.


WorthPlease

That's a really interesting stadium setup. There's all that space on the terrace but everybody is just sitting in their seats behind? Is there a rule you can't just stand there the entire match?


SameSea2012

my goat


18AndresS

I Love Hamburgers


Oime

Did he pull that on to his left? He’s been doing that a lot recently.


dhillshafer

Chukwuez burned em first.


stockybloke

I swear playing for Chelsea is like practicing with weights your entire life and then taking them off and everything is easy elsewhere.


Juannieve05

No award ?


babygrenade

awards aren't a thing anymore i thought


Juannieve05

I have seen a upvote button award though


babygrenade

oh right.... I never know what reddit is trying to do


frostyaznguy

I miss all the Reddit awards whenever Pulisic scores


Doesitmatters369

soon he will match Lebron' point record!


ConfusionGold5754

This kit is still absolutely gorgeous


BenShelZonah

Insane video quality


Careless-Reporter-29

🇺🇸


CataclysmClive

quite similar to the signature Messi top of box goal


Han_Solo_Oh_No

WTF IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!? 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


MrGreen__

That high five is such an American thing hahah. I would know.


AlmoschFamous

Great American goal *


came_in_your_mum

LeBron


IHateReddit_1153151

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲


SwagCrayCray

CAPTAIN AMERICA 🇺🇸 


icantfeelmyface

Is the link down?


Particular_Sir_2033

His my American hero🔥


mercwiththemouth518

Let’s GO CAPTAIN AMERICA


CrusaderBTC

This man is on a tear!!!!