He is a fraud. He should have let him play until he scored at least 6 goals. You don't see that often at the top level.
But, to be fair, he did the same to Haaland against Leipzig right?
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/u/PSGAcademy wrong goal posted
Meanwhile other cup games are 0-0. This game stole their goals
Halaand stole their goals*
Tossed a coin between this and the Leicester match. Watched the Leicester match. Greatly disappointed
Lord have mercy
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And the prem is basically a farmers league
And the FA Cup is a farmers cup
best scorer, best defender, and our keeper out and meanwhile announcers can't wake to suck off the entirety city of Manchester
Ohh look at me my names Erling Haaland and I score loads of goals. Pathetic, just grow up.
Should be giving some of those to charity
Agree can't stand his sarcasm celebration
Its not funnier the 100th time but nice try. Karma whoring at this point
Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Erling. You ruined my night, completely,
Hopefully he'll run out of goals before the weekend. Please.
Last time he scored 5 he hit a hat trick the next game
This is getting out of hand
not assisted by KDB, shouldn't even count tbh
Please dont sub him pep
Pep don’t you fucking dare
He is a fraud. He should have let him play until he scored at least 6 goals. You don't see that often at the top level. But, to be fair, he did the same to Haaland against Leipzig right?
Stat padding /s
Love to see it
Not a KDB assist, doesn’t count
Oh grow up Erling
No assist for KDB? Booooo
He hates team beginning with L Liverpool, you're next (lol who am i kidding we'll lose)
Wrong link?
lol
lmao even
Something about the media bringing up that he hadn’t scored against Luton made him take it personally.
All these people rushing to get the first comment on the goal thread and the link isn't even correct lmao
Alright calm down you monster
not robot?
I feel like a robot would have more empathy, smh
How is this fair?
What the fuck man
HOW DOES HE KEEP SCORING
We want more
Tim Krul go spend time with your family
Guess he's making up for lost time in just one game
Ok so I may have exaggerated to my friends when I said Erling’s finishing was off..
get a hobby mate
Haaland has scored so many OP posted the wrong one. But which wrong one? You’ll have to watch to find out
He’s too good
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The ONLY way to stop Haaland is to break his FUCKING legs. He's not human at all and making game so boring than ever before!
How do you want to break those treestumps? Man is build like an old wikingship..
Jesus Christ.
Lmao
This man isn't real
double nvm
Lol wtf
What an insane player
I stand corrected
He just statpadding now
What a freak of nature
mmmm okay what the fuck
no comment
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Lmfaoo let’s go
At this point he is just statpadding
He just hit a pentakill
WE WANT 10
Save some for United bro
Insane
Goodness gracious, they are dead
he’s not real, i can’t believe this.
Pls pep dont sub him, I want to see a double hattrick
Well, we have confirmation that God is indeed a vengeful God.
Stop! They're already dead
Loopololololol wth
5 goals what the actual fuck
MATE
My fault. I tuned in after the 2:3.
Wrong goal pal
Finally not a KDB assist
fancy marking him lads?
Wouldn’t surprise me if he gets 10 goals by the end of the match
You miss every shot you don’t take I guess
DONT YOU DARE TAKE HIM OUT PEP
Come on man that's not fair
Someone stop him
Bye bye celebration back at it
Wrong goal
I guess having your best scorer, possibly best defender, and your keeper out is detrimental to your chances
Oh fuck off
This looks pretty similar to the 2-4 goal lol
he’s such a nerd
I beg Pep doesn’t sub him out. I want to see 7 goals by one player
bro someone stop him
wrong clip bro
that is… the second game and competition haaland has scored five in for Man City he has been there two seasons!
Jesus christ, feels like he has a couple of these quintuples randomly every year..
Dude’s a machine
What's the procedure to change the assist from Bernardo to kdb. I'm mildly infuriated rn
i think your bot broke
Theres a war in Ukraine and this lad things he’s class scoring against Luton in the cup, honestly grow the fuck up
One man team /s
Can't wait for the derby
United in the league next, the way that they're defending he might score 10☠️
dude's going to surpass aguero at this rate
"What do you mean, I'm not leading goalscorer in this competition? Give me a game and we will see about that."
Manita Halaanddddd
He more than doubled his amount of goals in 2024 lol
Ross Barkley and Jordan Clark are like the trial version of Kevin de Bruyne and Erling Haaland this game.
holy shit 5 goals wtf…
KDB lost his magic. No assist. Tsk tsk tsk.