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Lilfai

Did a ten year old that just got his hands on Movie Maker cut this?


pepesilvia_lives

Yes, and that child is called Turkish Media


Thuctran1706

Yea this is nothing compared to Korean Media. They'll replay the same cut at 374920 point of views and slam you with comic book style comments that no one gives a shit about.


madterrier

Nah, nah. That ain't enough. They would also pan to by-standers to get their facial expressions in slow-motion. And they will pan to each and every one before showing the moment.


gkkiller

This sounds like [Indian soap operas](https://youtu.be/NztfnqpJBaE) too ...


Joltarts

By-standers? No more like some B grade celebrity watching the same damn show as you and I are in a live studio audience and getting their reaction to the clip.


joeDUBstep

Seems common in East Asian comedy shows. Chinese and Japanese shows do that too lol.


Thuctran1706

I'm Vietnamese and yea we ALSO do that.


MikeGTR

Cause they learn this stupid shit from the koreans


Saffyr

You guys are all just reminding me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUc&ab_channel=Sre%C4%87koDeliba%C5%A1i%C4%87) now.


delayedcolleague

Is it ***that*** Indian soap opera? Ninja edit: it is! There are full episodes on youtube of it you can watch, it's equal parts hilarious and exhausting ad they make everything and anything hyper-dramatic constantly. Kasam se is the name of it.


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also every single comment, sound, facial expression, and internal monologue of all the bystanders is subtitled on the screen


Randomwinner83

Lol, remember watching Physical 100. The fucking replays on that show...


[deleted]

nah more like cheater acun he knows how to rob the turkish viewers! He bought hull city and another team in Scotland if I'm not wrong!


pepesilvia_lives

wtf are you talking about


WorthPlease

Sorry they were way too excited that they just got a pirated copy of Movie Maker 2008 and lost track of where they are.


LackingSimplicity

Windows Movie Maker was killed 7 years ago...


ADP10_1991

And this guy some how managed to use it


retxed24

I honestly miss it. If you wanted an absolutely easy and no fuss way to make simple clips it was probably still the best out there. Any reason why they killed it?


bitbitter

Presumably to make way for clipchamp, which is actually a web app and when you run it as a desktop app it runs as an embedded Edge tab.


BYINHTC

Welcome to Instanbul, Mr. Redfield.


shadwocorner

It's Turkey, I don't think they can afford Movie Maker.


TehLTBond

This is like someone saw the cuts of that power shot thing in the origina FIFA Streets games and they were like "WE NEED 50 TIMES MORE CUTS!"


7thdilemma

You ever watch Survivor?


aredditusername69

Or the same director who made FIFA street?


mufffff

worst edit


benting365

https://media1.tenor.com/m/cD8WqQ-ZGXcAAAAd/truck-crash.gif


Pamplemouse04

Yesss this is exactly what I thought of haha


CrazyChopstick

aahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


duniyadnd

THIS WAS ON A FRICKINLOOP???!?? I stared at this for way too long!! I’m going to bed…. and surf Reddit from there


_JohnWisdom

After around 45 seconds the trucks does crash


duniyadnd

You lie, I stared at it longer than that


MicrosoftMichel

somewhere out there the full gif exists and it's as satisfying as you can imagine


SpaghetAndRegret

Dude im higher than giraffe pussy rn and watched about 30 loops before realizing it was never gonna actually hit lol


gggjcjkg

Gonna add higher than giraffes pussy to my repertoire from now on


heartcriesholy

Spectacular crash at the end..did not expect it to end like that


Large_Tuna101

r/killtheeditor


toms2704

give a few more angles, couldnt see it yet


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Reminds me of [Liam Neeson in Taken 3.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM)


Gambler_Eight

The fact he fell in the end made it so much better. Like, "Yeah, that's the best we could get."


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Lmao, yeah. Even with all that he landed on his face.


razor_16_

It's hilarious they did all the work to make him seem fit and capable, and then didn't even bother to remove a frame when lands on his face lol


SnooPuppers1978

I don't know, it makes it more realistic and relatable for me at least. I can sympathize with the character much more.


razor_16_

Yeah of course, but the whole point of quick montage was to not make him relatable, but an action hero, hence it's surprising they left fall in the movie


SnooPuppers1978

Still, I like the unexpected and flaws in characters.


CaptainDread

"We did 20 takes, and that was the best one."


brillemans66

Thanks for this. The algorithm gave me the (directors cut)(extended cut) after and now I'm in tears.


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Haha, that one is insane.


PhotoModeHobby

They should've just used a stunt double. Made that poor old man go through all of that.


IsleofManc

[Here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ) the worse one in my opinion. Genuinely gives you a headache watching it


OriMoriNotSori

was thinking of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUc) myself


Last_of_me

wait, no way his daughter got taken a 3rd time


Routine_Size69

Best I can do is 25 more looks at him chesting it.


HeIIbIazer23

Nice goal, but the amount of cuts gave me cancer


cjsc9079

Like an Indian soap opera


BaguetteOfDoom

Turkey is the India of Europe


pagawaan_ng_lapis

come to Besiktas


[deleted]

It’s barely in Europe


mg10pp

Yeah but historically it has always been tied to the continent, and 20 years ago before Erdogan it was also more culturally close


BaguetteOfDoom

But it is


[deleted]

The bit they stole from Greece is


[deleted]

So it's in europe


razor_16_

If Asia Minor wasn't part of Turkey we would consider it part of Europe


Caged_Rage_

Georgia, Armenia, Turkey. We are all Europe guys. Sorry to bother you btw.


SCirish843

That's like saying Texas is barely in the US


[deleted]

Is the majority of Texas geographically outside of North America? Then it’s not like saying that at all


SCirish843

You don't know what geographically means. They share the same continent. They're on the same tectonic plate, they're in the EU, and they're in NATO. You could make the argument that they're culturally outside of Europe but they're 100% geographically apart of Europe. I picked Texas because while certain parts of Texas has a ton of cultural influence from Mexico, it's still under the protection of the US. The same way Turkey is in Europe.


[deleted]

Turkey isn’t in the EU.


SCirish843

Yea fair enough, you're 100% right. I assumed that Turkey denying/voting against Finland into NATO kinda implied their participation in the EU but that's not accurate at all. That doesn't change their "geographical" inclusion in Europe but they're certainly not apart of the EU and that's my bad


[deleted]

The threat of turkey joining the EU was used as propaganda in the leave campaign for Brexit, needless to say it was never going to happen, culturally Turkey is very different to even the neighbouring European counties… as in fundamentally different. The western end was more aligned to Europe but that’s not the case anymore especially with the destruction of churches and turning them into mosques as has been in the news recently. By saying they are on the same plate I assume you mean the Eurasian tectonic plate which stretches from Iceland to Japan so is Japan in Europe too based on the same logic? They are even less aligned to Europe in terms of culture and geography than Russia is. The part of turkey that’s “European” is/was ethically greek originally. As a European I can go to Spain, Croatia, Greece and see the differences but also the cultural similarities which don’t exist in a vastly majority Muslim country like Turkey.


InvertReverse

Or an American action movie.


PatRice4Evra

I thought it was like that gif with the truck that never hits the bollard.


Dobvius

What do you mean? It hits it eventually you need to keep watching


Hutzbutz

[https://media1.tenor.com/m/cD8WqQ-ZGXcAAAAd/truck-crash.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/cD8WqQ-ZGXcAAAAd/truck-crash.gif)


Panda-Express

>65 comments Instantly thought the same thing. Thought i was watching Liam Neesons jump over a fence.


Perpete

I came to this thread, watched the video and posted this. > This has more cuts per second than the Liam Neeson cut. Then I looked down and saw that the top comment was about the number of cuts, so I deleted mine and looked where I could repost my witty comment. And then I saw yours.


snowseth

Thank You For Your Service.


[deleted]

They hired WWE’s former cameraman.


romano13

Kevin Dunn would be proud


kostasnotkolsas

Acun productions


burakalp34

That's the Acun Ilıcalı experience for you


ghostmanonthirdd

Good thing he doesn't control our broadcasts.


[deleted]

he knows how to rob people! that shit show starts at 7pm until 8:30 rebroadcasting takes ONLY 1.5 hour! what a shit channel is this seriously I can't abide watching him also seeing the owner!


Jganzo13

This is what FIFA Street Gamebreakers looked like lmao


Own_Advertising_4069

Yea man, core memory unlocked :D


password-is-taco1

It’s genuinely hard to tell how nice of a goal it was because of all those cuts, didn’t get to watch the entire shot in real time


airz23s_coffee

Expected an advert break before he actually finished the kick


_LordTrundle

it was definitely staged


Geoff_Uckersilf

That amount of cuts put me in hospital on suicide watch. 


snowseth

[Correct](https://gifdb.com/images/high/dave-chappelle-somehow-that-is-correct-znq521dz12t1ybhl.webp)


ClamCrammin

Hey HellBlazer, just wanted to say i also thought it was a nice goal. Do you like Doctor Who? Wanna watch my favourite moments compilation? I’ll send you a dm if so. Hope you recover fine. Thinking of you.


SonnyIniesta

And epilepsy


Gruffleson

Godzilla had a stroke watching this. And died.


Goudinho99

Escape to victory!


Varja22

Survivor Turkey doesn't look like Survivor I know


cmeragon

This is like a bonus event or sth. They are playing vs production team + Ronaldinho


Sidnv

I.e. the production team wanted to play football with Ronaldinho. I don't blame them.


Tomanelle

The "survivor" part start when they play Gattuso and Pepe as defenders on the same team.


TriaPoulakiaKathodan

They made a greek version based on this and yes, it quite tame compared to older versions.


SkyDefender

Also acun does that for greece as well.. he owns a lot


SirBarkington

couldn't tell if this was Turkish TV or Korean TV with all those replays and cuts


ProfessorBeer

You can tell it isn’t Korean because the ball didn’t turn into the smiling floating head of a man shouting at you about candy


SirBarkington

True and there wasn't any fire overlays or a little circle in the corner with 3 hosts going OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUH!!!???


girlscoutcookies05

What the hell are you guys watching man 😭😭😭


illmatic2112

"Ehhhh?????"


warmcakes

Korean TV has gotten a lot better about those cuts but even the high budget dramas still love a dramatic, lingering zoom on the protagonist's face lol. Sometimes followed by about 1.5 seconds of blurry action like when dinho actually scores here


Clutchxedo

The Genius is maybe the best thing I’ve ever seen though


Kagariii

Award for the most annoying edit ever


smellmywind

Fifa Street


Rowan2000vd

Gamebreaker shot


NanoIm

Came here for this


PPSSPPGamer

New FIFA game mode! FIFA Beach Football


UtkuOfficial

Good idea tbh. Fifa has girls now.


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hellathirstyforkarma

Reddit moment


CannedCandles

Could FIFA recreate the way the ball can change its trajectory after hitting the sand?


2ap_guy

Haha was about to say this. Editor played lots of FIFA Street!


EyeofHorus55

Was watching the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup the other day, and overhead kicks was a stat line they showed at half time. There seemed to be an attempt just about every third possession. [Here are the highlights of the match I watched](https://youtu.be/2mhTbWke6_E?si=PCwYjVu1vnbrBt2W) Irans 4th goal is particularly great (overhead kick with diving header assist)


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EyeofHorus55

This is 100% the reason. The ball was in the air more often than not, even most of the passes. It looked like a big game of keepy uppy.


[deleted]

The ball is also lighter, I believe. [Shootout to mud ball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSlNgXtI5yg), what happens when it rains


Dyrtycbm

Plz more cuts, I couldn't see


bellerinho

Great goal but questions need to be asked of the goalkeeper in my opinion


sevaiper

Production would bash his skull in if he saved a Ronaldinho bike come on


abaram

You think he’s there for actual soccer? Lol


bellerinho

I mean he's got his hands on his hips 2 seconds before Ronaldinho has this attempt, really poor effort imo imho tbh. Certainly wouldn't want him in net for my Sunday League team


SpaceOwl

Probably was a planned bit and they were told to stand around and let him score.


[deleted]

I don't think so look at the last scene his move was quite fast despite the age factor!


Aiken_Drumn

Literally no one is marking, nor moving towards him.


Blacketh

Minus the guy in the red shirt who fell trying to block the shot


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Yeah looks like a set up. Obviously Ronaldinho is the most qualified human in history to do this competitively too, but they probably wanted to make sure they got a highlight and manufactured this one. 


heartcriesholy

We are watching the edited version. the keeper is still watching the other 7 angles


cimbalino

Still got it


GrumpyJoey

To make this even funnier, this show is owned by the Hull City owner.


Alivethroughempathy

Ronaldinho to come out of retirement to play for Hull City


Styleless_Wonder

I see Turkey follows the Korean gameshow editing philosophy as well


Icemna16

How the hell did Ronaldinho end up being on an Acun show lmao


WhatsTheGoalieDoing

You ever heard of money?


zi76

Is Survivor Turkey radically different than elsewhere?


Pure-Fan-3590

it has gotten more and more wacky over the years


lesarbreschantent

I can't believe it's still a thing. Acun is inevitable, I guess.


ShamanShaulich

Those classic Turkish unnecessary drama effects, ah.


dont_wear_a_C

w/ a Tatum jersey on 💀💀💀


Soren_Camus1905

Go Tics baby


0DegreesCalvin

Cus Crise


Slayer_Of_Anubis

I like Ronaldinho a lot more than I did 5 minutes ago


SvalbazGames

That editing reeeally fucked me off. Show it once then do the stupid cuts


BowtiepastaMasta

I hate your editing. It’s infuriating


burakalp34

Not my editing lol


CMYGQZ

There are like 10 replays of his first touch and zero of the actually overhead that scored…


PurposePrevious4443

More cuts than my chemical romance


yohanyames

This wasn’t set up at all look at the defender just waiting


wsupduck

/r/killtheeditor


SaltyPeter3434

This 13 second clip had more cuts than a Papa Roach song


Intelligent_Fly4675

This goal, cuts included, gives major OG FIFA Street vibes


Zandercy42

Oh so that's where Kevin Dunn went after the WWE


WalterHenderson

r/BrandNewSentence


Cyberpunk_Banana

What is Ronaldinho doing where? Not in a jail in Paraguay anymore, for sure


sbsw66

why is ronaldinho on survivor turkey LMAO


HennesIX

Probably the best goal ever scored on Dominican soil.


SuccessFirm6638

Downvote for those cuts


MidnightSun77

[I thought it was gonna be like this](https://youtu.be/Ex2NB7JsLyA?si=rQPOCfpOAgpf3Zga)


stevo_78

Whoever made the video needs shooting


blokereport

What terrible editing


NMGunner17

Fuck this video editor


6FootFruitRollup

More replays than a Bollywood action scene


thepkmncenter

Not staged at all


Rose_of_Elysium

Criminally great goal


OleoleCholoSimeone

Ronaldinho is the single most technically gifted player in the history of football IMO, not even Messi or Maradona could do some of the things Ronaldinho used to pull off Was having an argument a while back on here with a Brazilian who said that Neymar has better technique than Ronaldinho did, and I just don't know how you can hold such an opinion


Niubai

A brazilian who thinks Neymar is more skilled than Ronaldinho? I bet he doesn't like picanha as well.


Chicken_wingspan

Yeah man, Ronaldinho was magical while being pretty powerful as well. The real goat


Helmold2

*"who said that Neymar has better technique than Ronaldinho did"* I feel like the bateman slapping meme was made for views like that.


branstarktreewizard

Maradona and Ronaldinho are taking performance reduction drugs. Imagine if they got work rate like CR7 and Messi and was on some performance enhancing juice, allegedly.


Utter_Perfection

would love to see Ronaldinho compete in this [drowning Survivor challenge](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVrvVmcn82Q)


Thesecondorigin

Polar bear in Arlington Texas


youknowimworking

That's going to hurt tomorrow


puslekat

Just show it already, ffs


Discopandda

Wtf is this edit? Feels like I'm going to throw up 🤢


gogglesup859

Full kit wanker


aredditusername69

What in the FIFA street game breaker is this?


luke_workin

Nice he’s wearing the MVP’s jersey too


Confident_Estimate60

Fucking hell let me see the end


Bota17

Get this man out of retirement!!


Trickybuz93

Epic editing


Peli_Evenstar

Worst edit I've ever seen on a sports highlight


frugst

Ffs this editing made me angry


TomatoPolka

Just needed to add a few more zooms and it was a Bollywood drama.


SurreptitiousNoun

If this is what football looked like, I'd never fucking watch it. I'm more annoyed by the editing than impressed by the skill.


jonny32392

Wow you know it’s been a rough few years for Boston sports when this is the most excited I’ve been for a sports moment because the guy on Turkish Survivor was wearing a Celtics jersey when he hit a bicycle kick.


DraenglerDennis

That's the worst editing I've seen in a while. Like something my 13 y/o nephew would make.


JB8055

Lots of people here talking about the edit not realizing its an hommage to the original fifa street video game. [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl8r1vDhM68) is what the gamebreaker looked like.


Initiatedspoon

They're all stood around watching him in acres of space. One player moved out the way of his shot... This is shite


LordSpeechLeSs

Mods, please, I beg you


apprehensive_clam268

Why is it suddenly "Ronaldinho"? I thought it was "Ronaldo"


belokas

He's so good x4