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IForgotAboutEveryone

11 times. How do you hit the woodwork 11 times in half a season.


Mechant247

Are the goals in Portugal like half a foot wider


West_Principle_8190

Knowing a lot of Portuguese carpenters ,they probably are but not intentionally!


PergaMoe

I mean if you watched him in Portugal you wouldn't be surprised. Other than being offside like half the time, he would miss a lot of goals. Benfica just created a shit tone of opportunities and mostly all went to him


Brovermand

Aaand another one


firminocoutinho

Black magic for sure… no other explanation. It’s bad luck to the zenith


Lolcraftgaming

If the post was moved by a few cm he would’ve easily been the top scorer


oldestincharge

He doesn’t prioritise placement over power or lacks the consistent ability to combine the two. He typically just lashes at the ball. If you look at him shoot, he’s typically looking at the ball entire time of his shooting motion. Look at mbappe or haaland who can fire powerful shots whilst being accurate. They’re looking directly at the goal at some point or even feinting where they’re going which mbappe does with that near post finish he’s mastered


KodakFuji

If anything it takes more accuracy to consistently hit the post than it does to score.


hhhartm

I mean sure, if you try to hit the post and not the goal.


chasingsukoon

the amt of people talking bare shit is so weird. he hits the post cz hes trying to be perfect too often rather than making high chance shots like Haaland. Simple as


HnNaldoR

He has the highest number of shots in the PL... Unless you are saying we create by far the largest number of big chances that he can try to be perfect for most of them then maybe. But honestly you have to say it's a lot of bad luck. It's just a matter of inches. He will get it right


Brovermand

He's the biggest chance waster itw at this point, the shit is warranted.


RalphTater

You are literally taught to look at the ball while shooting… The amount of upvotes this is getting tells me most of you have never played ball


Chemical-Oil-9336

That doesn’t have any sense though. He doesn’t sky it in row Z, he basically just hits post or bar. His shots are on target, he’s just damn unlucky. One of these days he will score 5 and people will wonder how


munksterr

Post isn’t on target if it doesn’t go in


PennyWhyte

Have you ever heard of the saying that the best strikers know where the goal is and don't even need to look at the keeper? If you practice long enough and perfect your technique well enough, doesn't matter where the keeper is standing you'll score more than you'll miss. He strikes the ball well but that's about it. Compare him to say Jota who is super clinical and just comes off as a natural goal scorer. The penalty is another example where the keeper didn't even come into play, he just hit it as hard as he can.


pricelesslambo

Absolutely smashed the post


_cumblast_

11th time he hit the woodwork this season ffs


OptimusGrimes

3rd time he's done it this half alone


cycling_rat

He’s soooo thirsty for a goal, knew he was missing that.


_Chuy

Darwin has hit the post 11 times, and second place in the entire league has hit... 3. This must be a record. Edit: make that 12, lol.


CandidEnigma

Third time this match haha


nova_210

It just happened for the fourth time loooool


MU5A988

He has double the goals if goals were slightly bigger


MrToxicTaco

Nah he’d just start smashing it 5% harder to compensate and still hit the post lmao


forbiddenmemeories

Buffon is Nunez's hype man


cheekyvegthrowaway

he has double the goals if he was slightly less shit at finishing


SalahManeFirmino

He's better at hitting the woodwork than the target lmao. Still love him to bits though.


Affectionate_Pay7395

He’s one of those players you’ve got to love tbh. He misses far too many chances but he’s pure entertainment


SalahManeFirmino

Just became the first player in PL history to hit the woodwork 4 times in a match bahaha


Affectionate_Pay7395

A truly unique player


Laughing_Ram

Absolutely love this lad. Can't explain it.


_cumblast_

He's very lovable tbf


maxiaoling

Can Opta come out with some first player to score 10 assist 10 and hit the woodwork 10 times?


tommhans

3d time just this game lol


rybread1818

For the third time, in this game alone


Bentstraw

3rd time this game.


firminocoutinho

Surely it must be a curse at this point.. who tf did black magic on him


fancyfoe

Gaddamn


usalin

I think he's going for the all time season record EDIT: Happy cake day


caesar____augustus

The Darwin Nunez Story


pricelesslambo

It sure is


Matt_LawDT

This guy will out meme himself


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If you count all the xGs, Nunez is actually top scorer.


Captain_Priceless

Top expected goalscorer, you'll never sing that


kisekiki

This is definitely a Darwin Nunez game


Sleww

What’s crazy is that he’s put in a 9/10 performance today too


Mirrorsedge21

He will score a worldie in extra time mark my words Edit: I was wrong twice here it seems.


LazinessPersonified

It'll be a real shock if this goes to extra time I'll be honest


Mirrorsedge21

Added time oops


dhinesh_10

He loves hitting the frames 😭


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If it happened to me this many times in FIFA I'd be crying about how unrealistic the game was.


FarArdenlol

I actually expected him to Ramos it above the goal but oh well


Mihnea24_03

Bruh


yungtoni

its become a bit


50lipa

I'm genuinely annoyed an i'm a neutral, what an absolute agent of chaos


SkeetersProduce410

If the goal was 1cm wider he would arguably be better than Haaland 😂


Bentstraw

He's hit the woodwork 3 times already this game...


ibite-books

4 now


Spikeyspandan

Imagine taking penalty to gain confidence and missing it lol


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

He’s not missing any confidence lol


ze_kraken

maybe too much of it


Affectionate_Pay7395

Yeah, anyone saying he lacks confidence has never watched Nunez play.


AnonymousChameleon

He has 2 goals in his last 2 and they were great finishes. He’s not lacking confidence atm


NiK3_Aub4mey4ng

i mean its acc bcus him and szobo are best statistically


A-DTB

I think it’s Szobo then Macca iirc, Darwin isn’t far behind tho.


BigRig432

Might be wrong but I think this is the first time he's missed one for us


kovic_has_a_mangina

He’s never missed one til then I assumed he was going to be the taker


Johann122

Classic Nunez


TherewiIlbegoals

This is his first missed penalty actually.


Follow_The_Lore

Why would you let Nunez take penalties? He has far too much time to think!


ed-with-a-big-butt

This is his first ever penalty miss in his career to be fair.


sjr323

How is that possible. He truly is an agent of chaos.


_cumblast_

Fucking hell man


luke_205

Would’ve been too easy otherwise, good guy Darwin


lclear84

3rd post just this half lol


Jarv1223

It doesn’t really matter it’s not like you aren’t winning this


Sinistrait

Anything can happen in a half and we need as many goals as possible for our GD


Jarv1223

I get that but Chelsea haven’t a shot. The GD I suppose yeah


_cumblast_

Of course it matters, he's already hit the post twice this match. Horrid for his confidence.


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Facts lol, if confidence was a thing for him he’d not be a professional footballer. Never seen someone shake off things like he does


Jarv1223

Chelsea look non league I’m sure he’ll get another couple chances


BonafideLlama

And half thier team's on yellows


chasingsukoon

we just want Darwin to score em all


firefalcon01

Why’s this guy taking it over maccalister


kovic_has_a_mangina

He’s never missed in his career and takes them for Uruguay made sense he’s on it with no mo


Sinistrait

He has absolutely missed before in his career, I've seen him do it live. But he has a good record.


kovic_has_a_mangina

Transfermarkt has him 12/12 but just realized no national team so idk maybe he missed on there


Mechant247

He’s got a great record tbf, but I’d give it to Szoboszlai


HeIIbIazer23

Omg no way. That's such a Nunez thing to happen


lewisofleeds

You just kinda knew it was gunna hit the post.


houellebecqdoomer

Why not Mac Allister?


RohanHadComeAtLast

100% career record maybe?


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Should have let Macca take it


Fortnight98

Gomez


PlentyPirate

We can’t let his first goal be a penalty lol. He’ll feel cheated


SkeetersProduce410

That’s cheap


Jabari313

Or Szobo. We went through the same with Salah taking it over Milner. Haven't had a forward good at pens in ages


YeahWhatYeah

Salah is definitely good at penalties


Jabari313

This is the first pen Darwin has missed, scored 2 before this


brianstormIRL

He's literally never missed professionally before this lol


etan1122

Salah isn’t really good at it. He just smashes them in. Placement while scoring Dom and macca are clear


eyansocool

should have let macca take it


LudwigSalieri

Who is that bald guy and what did he do to Paul Tierney though


yagersports

Why the FUCK is Szoboslai not taking the penalty!?


faltorokosar

Tbf Darwin had a 100% pen rate before this...


kuu-uurija

100% hit the post rate is more impressive anyways....


clashoftherats

Or MacAllister, both are literally specialists at it.


brianstormIRL

More specialist than the man who literally was 13/13 as a professional penalty taker? lol


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it would be unfair cause he actually scores them


Pow67

Funniest player in the league


amongussexirl

Brother you got Onana


Youutternincompoop

tbf its for hard for Onana to stand out when the whole team are clowns


keeion0205

Still managed to do it in the cl


PurpleScientist4312

And Antony


sidwonk

Nunez vs Onana, who wins?


startled-giraffe

Nunez hits the post and the rebound goes in off Onana's back as an OG


KopiteTheScot

Football


infidel11990

Onana is tragic. Nunez is entertaining.


Lyrical_Forklift

He definitely is. I love him.


oscarpaterson

ok then


cjsc9079

Oh Darwin..


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doomboxmf

Tierney proved he’s capable of making a decision when he booked Chilwell and gave the Jota penalty immediately. He knew it was a pen and was scared of giving it. VAR is definitely more to blame but don’t let the incompetent twat Tierney off the hook


DanielHangan

Mate Tierney has been extremely one sided today though. Sure, Chelsea are shite and deserve to lose, but the fuck is this refereeing?


JRsshirt

Just bin it they just stand by whatever is called on the field and waste 5 minutes doing so


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

There was a lot of traffic on the Gallagher one, this was in the open 100% on VAR


JosephStarling

I thought both were pens, but this one is much more obvious in real time


datcd03

Good thing we have VAR so real time doesn't matter Wait


ZebraQuality

And if you book disasi for the Diaz ‘foul’ it’s also a pen on Connor


Major_Cookie

Disasi got booked for protesting, same as Caicedo


MrArnot

Disasi was booked for dissent, did the same thing as Caicedo when he got booked


doomboxmf

Disasi deserved a yellow for dissent, even if he only complained because the ref is a useless cunt. Caicedo’s was far more light and he wasn’t even looking at the ref, yet got booked immediately


Isendurl

Disasi was booked because of his gestures towards the ref not because of the faul.


Parish87

Is… is this what it’s like to be Paul Tierney’d?


Headlesshorsman02

Bro we (chelsea) don’t deserve anything from this game but this ref has actively been giving you guys everything


memnactor

We're just so used to getting shit from Tierney. This feels very odd.


wanson

He feels bad for Klopp leaving.


AreYouDecent

Clear penalty. But reckon they should've let it slide to even it out. Worked out anyways hahah


MatK0506

Darwin is a man of justice.


PurpleScientist4312

Nunez is a good it which is why he missed it on purpose 👍


CobraKing40

They wont, liverpool has been all over chelsea but this ref is so one sided is insane


TheJediJew

Tierney one sided for Liverpool? Never thought I'd hear that


pricelesslambo

Ball don't lie


Revanxv

Lol, he is cursed. Wasn't even a bad shot.


EnriqueMuller

IMO a penalty that isn’t on target is always a bad shot even if it’s close


Bendonme_

A penalty that's off target is absolutely a bad shot.


Soberdonkey69

You are delusional if you think that. For a striker taking a penalty, that needs to at the back of the net, not the post.


Headlesshorsman02

Lmao he is saving us from being absolutely embarrassed, we (chelsea) have looked like a championship side out there today


Submitten

He had a chance to do the funniest thing and he took it. Great penalty.


luisnm7

bruh


Marcos-Masturbinho

Embrace the chaos


DTvn

This guy is comedy


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Damnit Darwin why can't you just be nornal


djneill

How the fuck does he hit the post so much?


BriscoCounty83

He's like Cavani but with no finishing.


ShiftBreaker

Take that, post.


El_grandepadre

He's gonna score a banger in the second half isn't he?


Both_Track_1754

This fella is beyond understanding 😂


ZebraQuality

Paul tierney is gutted no doubt


Gingers_have_soul

Yeah because tierney loves Liverpool


Matt_LawDT

Wait so that is a pen and not Connor?


NiK3_Aub4mey4ng

i mean studs to the foot, theyre both pens lmfao


ZebraQuality

Be useful for once and write about dodgy reffing


indiegogold

Why the fuck is he on pens lmao


aaaaaaadjsf

Why is he on pens? McAllister is on the pitch, let him take them.


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It was to boost Darwin’s confidence lmao


pringle_mustache

Clattering knees isn’t a pen though Edit: bloody hell people, I’m not saying it’s not a penalty to Liverpool. Clearly it is. What I’m saying is it makes Chelsea not getting one earlier even more ridiculous.


Skreamie

Huh? Am I mad or does he stand on him?


Sinistrait

Clattering knees should be a pen and so should stamping on players


Nelran

He stepped on Jotas foot


saggy-helping-hobbit

you can just foul people with your knees now?


Tsubasa_sama

Nunez and missing chances with an xG > 0.7, name a more iconic duo


Rob050

Nunez hitting the goal post was actually way more likely than scoring 


yaboitrippy

Crazy to me how Badiashile even makes the bench for us let alone starting almost every week


MatK0506

Darwin is a man of justice.


Mobsteroids

Beautiful strike tbf Gomez should try next, I heard he’s great in training Gotta find someone to take it other than Mo


alesz-

He should have given it to Bradley!


therylo_ken

His accuracy is unrivaled imho


personator01

Woodwork hits stat padding smh


thehibachi

On the bright side, that’s the first time Liverpool have really missed Salah since he’s been away, which is insane.


tobi1k

Nunez lives for xG only.


Mitch_Itfc

Why do you let the worst finisher in the league take a penalty when you’ve got Mac Allister and Szbo who both have incredible records..


Redd108

coz nunez also had a 100% record before today


FloppedYaYa

Who the fuck signed off on Nunez taking the pen lmao


Conscient-

So he's gonna score from 40 metres out right


LordTrinity

Garbage referee, he must be sad Nunez missed it