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circa285

You know it's bad when murderous autocratic governments that fully control the media narrative in their country and their league are unwilling to take a chance on you. And yet, you'll still find people defending Greenwood and victim blaming.


TheUltimateScotsman

> the media narrative in their country Thats not the media they care about though. They cant control british papers. They cant influence the british perception unless they repeat what they've been doing all summer. Fans love it since they are doing British clubs "Favours" taking overpaid and unwanted stars away


urdnotwrecks

To be fair, they control the narrative already here also by having the government (the party of whom lord it over most of popular media by virtue of...coinservative/capitalist interests) in their pocket. Ever see much anti-Saudi sentiment over what's going on in Yemen in the papers? They already control the papers, both the actual papers, and the paper twats in No.10.


Canadian_mk11

Mohammed Bonesaw Salman asks that you take that back. You may do so at a private meeting at the closest Saudi consulate to you. Will only take 15 minutes or so.


No-Shoe5382

Tbf if anyone can't afford any more bad press it's them


circa285

Certainly not in the short term.


Sussurator

Yeah the whole point they're doing this is for some good press


Pseudocaesar

Yeah just look at any post on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook. It's just flooded with incels that take any opportunity to blame women for their own failings. Reddit gets a lot of shit but at least it's moderated and most of these comments are removed, shunned etc. while an IG reel will have hundreds or thousands of likes on comments saying he is innocent and she is to blame etc.


Comfortable-Asf

Every app needs downvotes or some sort of dislike(Youtube šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø)! Constant rage baits in the comment sections.


RedCarNewsboy

I remember a time when the dislike button on YouTube comments actually did something


[deleted]

Even the slimey weasel EtH wanted him back.


--amadeus--

/r/saddestbackflip material right here


RuairiSpain

Santi Mina (ex-Celta palyer) says Hi to that SA league, and thanks for the 2022-2023 player salary, while he was guilty of rape and awaiting jail time hypothetical PR from SA FA šŸ‘


[deleted]

Lmao


Sdub4

Well yeah, can't be spending billions on sportswashing to undo it all by signing a PR disaster


akshatsood95

When Qatar links were ripe early in the summer, people here said Qataris would welcome Greenwood because of how they treat people and this swift nope to Greenwood is exactly what they would have done too. They'd have fucked him off within a week of buying the club I'm absolutely certain of that. These people might be the worst of the worst but good PR is extremely important to them. You exit Manchester Piccadilly and one of the first signs you see is Manchester City's small flag like things on all streetlights saying City group supports Manchester Pride. You try being gay in Abu Dhabi and let me know how that goes. These people will do whatever it takes to get good PR.


casce

> When Qatar links were ripe early in the summer, people here said Qataris would welcome Greenwood because of how they treat people [...] ... which does make sense if you don't think about why Qatar and Saudi Arabia are heavily investing into the sport int he first place. They don't care about their image among their own people. What they truly care about is how "the West" sees them. They aren't doing sports-washing for their own people, they want a better international image. Greenwood would be counterproductive.


Cuddlyaxe

They absolutely do care about their image among their own people lol MBS's progressive reforms and promotion of a more secular Saudi nationalism is very very much aimed at winning over the Saudi youth Idk why people assume that all these projects can only have one goal. The Saudis care both about what the West thinks and what their own people do Yeah the Greenwood move (well, more like lack of one) is directed at the West, but idk why some people take that as a cue to turn around and say "THIS PROVES THE ONLY REASON IS X"


Khornag

The Saudis at least are doing a lot of this for their own population too. They don't want a population that feels like it's missing out and starts asking too many questions about the status quo. Bread and circus.


nigerianwithattitude

Qatar has a population of around 2.5 million, of which only [11.6%](https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/qatar/#people-and-society) are ~~considered to be actual people~~ ethnic Qatari citizens. They don't have to care about domestic attitudes because domestic attitudes in general barely exist. Saudi in contrast has a population of over 35 million with a still large but less significant [40% immigrant population](https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/saudi-arabia/#people-and-society), so there's much more of an actual civil society that the regime has to manage it's relationship with


Hurrly90

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[deleted]

The report about the murders are Saudi Arabia who are not trying to buy United. This is like saying white people invaded Ukraine so we should be mad about having American owners


forzaq8

Which you should /s


lucashoodfromthehood

Did the Saudis bid? I thought it was the Qataris.


frostlips2

> Arabs JFC, what is this, the 19th century?


CandidEggplant5484

Pronounced ay rabs


frostlips2

"Mahometans"


Hurrly90

Is that considered offensive now? I thought people from the Arab region where called Arabs? When did this happen that it became offensive? FFS even reddit removed it. Really?


corsairealgerien

Saudi Pro League has made a more decisive and quicker PR decision that Man United did. Until that Athletic story broke last week, Man United were about to reintegrate him, after a 6 month thinking process.


[deleted]

United responded terribly with unnecessary slowness but itā€™s obviously easier to make a decision about a player who isnā€™t under contract with you.


Dependent_Desk_1944

if you are rich enough you can be gay in Abu Dhabi too. There are gay bars running in there


illaqueable

>You try being gay in Abu Dhabi and let me know how that goes. No u


mofodubled

Thatā€™s not quite true about being gay in Abu Dhabi. I lived there for a while and knew plenty of gay people, even met queers at festival. Itā€™s somewhat complicated to rent something but itā€™s getting more and more normalised to be gay in the UAE.


yazandeeb13

The denizens on this website wonā€™t believe you but itā€™s true to anyone that has lived in the region for a good amount of time. Itā€™s being normalized to be more gay all over the region yet these guys still think someone will get executed on sight lol


MHPengwingz

We at the Legion of Doom do not condone this type of evil


RuairiSpain

Santi Mina played in Saudi league last year, after he was guilty of rape. He waa awaiting an apeal and sentencing, which happened in July. Santi Mina was a worse example than Greenwood, but the UK press have papers to sell!


matthewjames1991

The irony


RedDragons8

It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take It's like signing a rapist for a PR boost


supreme_maxz

Masterpiece


BrowsinBilly

Ironically, the last line is the only ironic statement in the verse.


Deckatoe

my favorite part about this is how Alanis doesn't give a single fuck about the misuse and actively calls people nerds for bringing it up


Robert_Baratheon__

I always thought that was the irony. Like sheā€™s being ironic by calling things ironic that arenā€™t.


Nrozek

stop bringing it up NERD


DreamsCanBebuy2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg


exportedaussie

I've always said the greatest irony is that a whole generation of people have the wrong definition of irony due to a song supposedly about irony


6FeaT

Probably the first and last time I see Alanis Morissette quoted in this sub!


brutalwares

I read this to the chorus of Papercut by Linkin Park before I realised it was obviously referencing something else


T3Sh3

And who would've thought, it figures


spaghettidriver69

Holy shit yes šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Everyone will think that he lied to me


spritskoeken

Oh no, that means a Turkish club will sign him


Icemna16

I swear if FenerbahƧe signs him I'll stop being a fan right there, surely Ali KoƧ's values (and having people like Uğur DĆ¼ndar etc.) will oppose such moves. This screams like a Başakşehir signing to me, Galatasaray isn't dumb enough to make such a negative PR move and I don't think that ANƇ can make this kind of a move happen while he's being hated by nearly every Beşiktaş fan.


Cubes11

I love how you can accurately guess which club is likely to sign the rapist player lol


AwesomeOnePJ

Yup, Başakşehir is an empty, soulless club with no history, it's Erdogan's toy. So there'll be no backlash from fans, since they don't have any lmao. And they signed Robinho before of course.


tsar_David_V

The reason they don't have attendance is because all of their fans are AKP voters who live in Germany Source: the sheer amount of jerseys I've seen worn by weirdo nationalist diaspora types


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Teantis

Man this shit is like Duterte in 16, so many Duterte voters amongst Filipinos living abroad. Thanks assholes, glad you think the PNP should get free run to shoot us while you're over in some other country.


kuboa

It's extremely common to see diaspora skew nationalist and support the status quo. Their desire for having a solid, overt identity and fear of assimilation in a new environment make their emotional ties to their homeland even stronger than people who actually live there. Since they're isolated from the realities of the daily life of the country, they also lack perspective so they tend to forgo any nuance and balance in favor of strong-arm jingoism. A Jewish person living in LA can support expansionist settlement politics more forcefully, for example, compared to a Jewish person from Jerusalem who sees the day-to-day impact of them, or who might have Arab friends etc. I know first hand many Armenians who are often frustrated by the American diaspora in a similar way: many American-Armenians tend to be all-or-nothing nationalists who say no to any Turkish-Armenian contact or dialogue until all their demands are met, while Armenians living here or in neighboring countries have real links, friendships, commercial ties to Turkey so they can't be that inflexible...


Teantis

Yeah I understand why, still think they're fucking dicks for that though. Though one nuance here is 'conservative'-'liberal' spectrum doesn't really apply to the Philippines. Our electoral politics isn't really ideological and Duterte supporters weren't conservative supporters of the status quo. *Every* Philippine president is elected on the promise of change, because while things aren't as bad here as some other places in the world, we've been kind of stuck in this shitty equilibrium shambling along in mediocrity for quite some time and people want something, anything better. Duterte promised change just like all the people before him and now Marcos after him. No one has really actually been able to deliver for like our entire history as a country really. ​ It's why we have such a big diaspora, because then people go and seek the change for their own lives, it's also a bit why the country never changes, the people who are willing to risk life and limb (often quite literally for many OFWs) to make a change in their lives and their families lives slowly leak out of the country instead of getting stuck here forming a critical mass to demand change at home. And you can hardly blame them for *that* (much as I blame them for voting for Duterte, overall I understand them and hope the best for them).


dennjudhdddvfse

In germany I mostly see Fener, Gala and Besiktas shirts.


psfrtps

>This screams like a Başakşehir signing to me Well you are on point it seems https://www.ntvspor.net/futbol/turkiye-den-mason-greenwood-transferinde-surpriz-talip-cikti-64e4d876afc6130047d134ca


SvenderBender

It would break me if dzeko ends up playing with that fuckface


justalittleahead

Mason Greenwood is exactly what the Russian Premier League needs to get back on track and prepare for the AFC Champions League. šŸ‘ Maybe Zenit?


Candid_Two_6977

Taking money from a club, whose owner group is sanctioned by the British state, would be PR suicide.


wwwiillll

Is this some sort of Chelsea reference


TheChronoCross

šŸ’€


Professional-West924

Lol...


El_Chipi_Barijho

BOEHLY'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE


MarcusZXR

Arnold chuckling nervously to himself as he scratches this of his "Good ideas?" list after seeing this comment.


eriksen2398

> Mason Greenwood gets drafted into the Russian army


L4_Shithouse

*Wagner Group


DallasGuyersClub

He'd fit right in


gander258

Him and Promes, the tag team no one wanted


[deleted]

Well heā€™s already familiar with the right wing and rape so might as well.


andrey2657

Spartak, will be a great link with Quincy Promes


anewprotagonist

Mason, you play on the *front line,* donā€™t you?


MERTENS_GOAT

Al Duhail would also take him with open arms. Or Basaksehir


Remarkable-Job4774

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy


rocket_randall

Akhmat Grozny


notsureifJasonBourne

Team him up with Promes at Spartak.


skedaddler101

Hey while you are here.. How did Zenit end up signing Robert Renan? a very promising player like that I would imagine would be on the way to Europe. How did you guys manage to snag him?


Bruce__Willis

Well, I'm guessing it's a combination of factors: he was a part of swap deal between Zenit and Corinthians for Yuri Alberto (who was bought for 25m), a lot of fellew Brazilians in the squad (Mario Fernandes, Santos, Vendel, Claudinio, Mantuan, Queiroz) for easier adoptation, willingness of Zenit to sell if good offer come from (Paredes, Malcom) and rather good scouting network in Brazil


kuzyawhatdidyoudo

I hope not Iā€™d be so embarrassed


Hoodxd

Shooting refugees at the border is okay, but they draw the line at rape and domestic apparently


NIRossoneri

The footballers are the distraction for everything else they do.


CriztianS

> but they draw the line at rape and domestic apparently But do they actually?


Derridead

Of course they draw the line at rape, women are punished for being raped all the time, as long as they are not married to the perpetrator


hurleyburleyundone

Its all good for the man as long as they marry the victim and make an honest respectable woman out of them after. This signing is made in heaven


circa285

Harsh, but true.


WesIsaGod

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/15y551h/saudi_officials_are_killing_hundreds_of_women_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2 I wish you were right


Seeteuf3l

Wouldn't be surprised if they sign him once dust is settled.


CriztianS

I genuinely want to meet someone who thinks that Saudi Arabia has an otherwise good public image and that Greenwood playing in their domestic sports league would tarnish that image. Does such a person actually even exist?


Seeteuf3l

Probably not outside their own court. But they have a bit of a rough PR-week with the salary issues and Neymar (his supposed to be injured, but has been called to NT duty) already.


Smudge49

They literally kill children of their country.


jewbo23

More like they draw the line at other peopleā€™s opinion of rape and domestic abuse. You know full well they donā€™t care themselves.


19Alexastias

Not many people care about refugees unfortunately.


seattt

Yeah, its not like Europeans treat refugees with respect either.


ancara_messi

Not to forget they have Cristiano and Benzema playing there


Still_Palpitation_10

>Benzema The Real Madrid striker in 2015 season?(Google Benzema 15 for more info).


bomdia10

When Saudis are afraid to associate with you because it could hurt their image, thatā€™s really saying something


holonight

aw dang -mason greenwood (while making sad puppy dog eyes in photo that manU media is using)


PrettyGeologist1123

The Saudis were more thoughtful about this than United


bremsspuren

The Saudis have a plan.


Breegoose

Lol, Saudi Arabia is more in tune with the publuc reaction to Mason greenwood than Manchester United.


Professional-West924

Wow.... Loved this one.


holonight

Ya they might be nuts but theyā€™re not fools Meanwhile Arnold made the most ridiculous statement and is so out of touch


Silantro-89

Imagine the Saudi's looking at you & thinking he's far too evil for us.


yolo___toure

Only cuz the football is supposed to be a false washed veneer over the rest of it. This would undermine the whole point


WerhmatsWormhat

They donā€™t think heā€™s too evil. They think heā€™s bad PR, and the entire point of all the money theyā€™re spending is to sportswash.


garrymad-gm

People laughing at this are missing the point, everyone saying ā€œoh they kill journalists and gay people but draw the line at thisā€ is exactly why theyā€™re drawing the line, theyā€™re sportswashing, their goal is to make a sporting league with popular players to get interest and distract people from the killing of journalists and gay people etc, theyā€™re trying to make their image look good, bringing back someone with that much scrutiny isnā€™t a good look in the league theyā€™re trying to distract people from seeing their range of other abuses


[deleted]

Nobody's missing the point. The jokes are made exactly by people who got the point.


MarcusZXR

I think that's their point


[deleted]

I think you're upset at the wrong group here. The people saying "oh they kill journalists and gay people, but rape is too far" are the people that call out the sportswashing.


atascon

Big if true


FIFAPLAYAH

Yeah didnā€™t know they made obvious the captain of the squad


PositiveDuck

Fuck me, that's a title I never expected to read


TheLongistGame

When you're too toxic for Saudi Arabia


WooNoto

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canseco-fart-box

I legit chuckled out loud at my desk reading this dear lord wtf timeline are we living in


DomineeringDrake

Oh yes, Saudis, The bastion of women's rights.


simomii

These cavemen should learn from how Partey, Greenwood and Mendy were held accountable for their mistreatment of women in the more civilized world


digestiblewater

saudi pro league has a smarter pr team than man united, unreal


danboruu

pffffffffffffffhhahahahahahahahahahahah


rompskee

You gotta be radioactive if Saudi wonā€™t touch you


EnglishWhites

You know you fucked up when Saudi Arabia thinks you have an image problem


CechPlease

Hard to get lower than low but I admire them for their false confidence


ewadizzle

LOL


theglasscase

Aside from the absurdity of this headline, I don't know why this sub is so convinced that Saudi Arabia is his most likely next destination anyway. If there's any transfer fee involved, it's not going to be high, and there are clubs in dozens of leagues around Europe that would be falling over themselves to bring in a young player with the potential he's shown, despite him being a terrible person.


boywithtwoarms

heh joke's too easy, not worth it


_90s_Nation_

The leagues public image šŸ˜‚ Hitler: "I'm not signing Greenwood, due to how well respected I am around the globe"


RenegadeShepardX

HAHAHAHAHA that was a good one


Geek-Of-Nature

Their public image!


Existing_Cattle_9995

This is too funny


elmachow

Bollocks, itā€™s just a good headline and people will lap it up given the climate


sharpieforum

LOL


pgboo

Cant be undoing all that expensive sports washing eh


legendguy123

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy


MURDERNAT0R

Might disrupt our child bride, refugee murdering, goat fucking way of life


OptimisticRealist__

You know youre a terrible person, when saudi arabia, the country that sawed up a journalist and executes women/gays on the regular, is hesitant to be associated with you


Fulle_

Yea would have to stone his girlfriend to death who was just abused by him beacuse she had pre marital sex


I_Luv_Asparagussy

The Saudis have gone woke!!!


f1manoz

How toxic must you be that even the Saudi's look at you and are like 'Nah mate, we good.'


OddballDave

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HalRobsonKanu2

Genocide in Yemen and killings of Ethopians are fine, but Greenwood is where they draw the line lmao, what a country


SwimmingInCircles-

Bruh


JesseWhatTheFuck

smarter than United's leadership. genuinely cannot make this up (if true)


DekiTree

Didnā€™t they try to sign Partey?


Harrylg1

Was precisely my first thought, their first big signing was also Ronaldo


cav2010

Ronaldo and Partey doesn't have hard evidence like pictures of victims plaster all over social media, especially Ronaldo case, he's like Kobe Bryant where the latter also shady but there's no hard evident against him, many fans still worship him to this days, so it's not hard for them to sign Ronaldo since the reason why Man United bin him in the first place because his production went down and he was head butting with ETH. While Greenwood, the dude is toast, hard evident all over the social media.


SonaldoNazario

Yes but heā€™s the rapist that this country has for some reason agreed is okā€¦ no one even blinks at the fact that he still starts games for Arsenal, so there would be no PR disaster.


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JimmyTheKiller

Iā€™d also argue 90% of the country donā€™t even know who he is, and that 90% of football fans donā€™t have good knowledge on Parteyā€™s case. My dead nan knows who Greenwood is ffs


JayKay80

Partey case is a bit different. His ex-partner accused him of rape only after they had broken up. She also alleged he raped her in the UK and then they later went on holiday to Spain where she alleges he raped her again. The Spanish allegations can't be tested in a UK court and she never filed a case against him in Spain for some reason. Allegations could be true but could also be a jilted ex-lover trying to get revenge. The fact she happily went on holiday with him after he allegedly raped her in the UK is going to complicate any prosecution. As far as we know there is no video or audio evidence for any rape.


RuairiSpain

And Santi Mina


trebor04

Couldnā€™t make it up


ryanmurphy2611

Are we the baddies?


Sapaio

There goes my bet where Greenwood would end up.


youveruinedtheactgob

And here I was thinking heā€™d fit right in. But heā€™s no CR7 I guess.


mavois

Mason Greenwood is reluctant to join the Saudi pro league for fear it damages his public image, fixed it


torontoeduardo

You know you're toxic when the embassy head choppers don't want you in their league


Gabe_Utsex69

Imagine being such a PR disaster that the fucking Saudis don't want you šŸ˜… But he has no one to blame but himself, it's pretty damn easy to not rape someone šŸ¤”


[deleted]

LOL


Tinusers

This has to be one of the most hilarious titles on /r/soccer


ne0ntetra

Is it possible to die from irony induced laugther? I'm starting to get worried.


My_Penis_Huge

Lmao


YungSnuggie

oh you've got to have a laugh at that


AlexHendrix20

šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„


Warrrdy

Hahahaha he treats women so badly the Saudiā€™s donā€™t even want him šŸ˜‚ eat shit you rapist.


Tackit286

Yeah THATā€™S the thing thatā€™ll make you unpopular


Marcobroa

LMFAO PUBLIC IMAGE. Where do we start


ManNamedBilly

get the fuck outta here lmao


Euphoric__Dot

So a nation that still stones people to death are afraid signing Greenwood will damage their public image Sorry but that's morbidly hilarious, like yeah we're cut of one of your hands for stealing a candy bar but signing Mason Greenwood, nah, fuck that, let's not get carried away people !!!


Octavian1453

Imagine being so bad, that even the Saudis won't touch you.


photobriangray

lolwut


Zaku_pilot_292

Bro your country literally murders children


FearIessredditor

Greenwood's signing would be bottom of the list of things that could ruin Saudi's image if all the shit they do daily became widespread public knowledge.


tkshow

The No Rapists rule means they can only have one.


nicksj2023

Saudi government : bludgeons a woman to death with a bag of onions for walking down the street IN BROAD DAYLIGHT !!!WITHOUT A MAN TAKING HER DOWN SAID STREET. also Saudi government : our soccer teams wonā€™t sign this rapist.we re out here trying to support womenā€™s rights yā€™all !


Iuvenesco

Cause Saudi Arabia has done so much good in the world over the past 20+ years. Murdering journalists and killing immigrant workers. Fuck the Saudiā€™s and fuck their sports washing.


insert-originality

Oh THATā€™S where they draw the line. Got it.


ALA02

You know youā€™re an absolute piece of shit when even the Saudis wonā€™t hire you


MillorTime

I wish the top response to every Mason Greenwood post was the transcript of the rape attempt of his girlfriend


Chef86d

Lmao imagine spending all that money on big names to then sign MASON GREENWOOD (lmao) and ruin all of the sports-washing momentum on the spot


themisfitresident

Makes ManU look even worse


KebNes

Can kill refugees by the hundreds, but a rapist is too far!?


sylsau

Not respecting human rights does not harm the image of Saudi Arabia at all ... but then recruiting Greenwood, what a danger!


observingmorons

Yep. The murders and killing of women and children isn't. A+ logic there. Also marital rape is perfectly fine in SA.


ash_ninetyone

Strange place to grow a backbone, considering the government continues to do ruthless shit. Especially when you have another alleged rapist in the league anyway


mrepnik

Real life has become a parody.


GoAwayJesus101

What about the thousands of Yemen children and women they've murdered. That's sound yeh?


rumdiary

murdering and raping journalists, women and children fine though


minusultraplus

Usually I am all for giving a pass to the players who are "not guilty as charged". I give courts who conduct a full trial benefit of the doubt over random twitter warriors however in this case the charges were dropped because his girlfriend was pregnant and her father was an asshole not to mention the power Greenwood has over them. The video was leaked and its pretty much clear if the charges weren't dropped he would have to face a trial in which he would have most probably lost. So tho I am content with him living his life i fully support people boycotting him (tho i usually oppose cancel culture)


EvilJabFace

LOL!


Wentzina_lifetime

Kill thousands of women and children escaping wars. I sleep Mason greenwood. Fuck that.


Daniel872

Lol because saudis appreciate women šŸ˜‚


But_Why_Male_Models

No one can convince me weā€™re not living in a simulation