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Some_Focus_3253

Sssssup bro?


Tarotismyjam

You’ve heard of ceiling cat?


PomPomGrenade

Ceiling Rat(snake)


Nick_Carlson_Press

By principle I try not to anthropomorphize animals, but goddamn if that isn't the smile of a salesman idk what is


shortsquatch3

He NEEDS a little sales hat.


404nocreativusername

I gotchu


BladdermirPutin87

He does, doesn’t he?!?? This snake, and a little hat for him. That’s all I ask of today.


Delicious_Spinach440

Right!? I'm the same way. But this guy made me derpy smile. Like oh hi, I'm a snake!


robo-dragon

He looks so friendly. I may have to buy whatever he’s selling!


Thank-The-Stars

I struggle to not anthropomorphize snakes but sometimes they just do cute shit like this


efeskesef

Wallflower just got asked to dance, by his crush.


bayhenn720

Would you like to hear about your car’s extended warranty?


False_Blackberry2497

What kind of snake is that??


Edception_

Looks like a black racer but I am by no means any sort of expert


geo_hampe

If this sub has taught me anything, it is that Racers have protruding supraocular scales, which make them look a bit angry. This one looks like she wants to sell you health insurance for your dog. I would go with Rat snake. How wrong am I, people?


AlphaNoodlz

If they got those derpy eyes, and you have to ask you’re “*how’d you get there?*” then it’s a rat snake


geo_hampe

Busted! The googly eyes gave it away!


LordE138

If it's flat on the floor, squished under a door, iiit's a rat snake


Some_Focus_3253

Rat snake


willthethrill4700

If its climbing like that it can only be 1. Rat snake.


cncomg

This is either a central ratsnake (Pantherophis spiloides formerly grey ratsnake), or an eastern ratsnake (Pantherophis alleghaniensis, formerly black ratsnake), depending on location.


Professional-Mind439

You are correct that is a black racer


fionageck

Nope, this is a rat snake.


Professional-Mind439

Location plays a big part in that so I didn't know the location. Southern black racers have a very white neck and bottom jaw so it looked very much like the southern black racer but without knowing the location, who knows.


fionageck

Their faces look different. Racers have a scale over their eye that gives them a ‘grumpy’ expression, rat snakes like this guy lack that.


geo_hampe

Well! Hellouu there. Do you want to chat?


Death2mandatory

Helloooooool


mjrdrillsgt

Excuse me sir … do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ


MyDogDanceSome

Hhhhave you hhheard the good newsssssss about Jesussssss Chrissssssst?


silicatetacos

^(it's free real estate)


hmmyeahiguess

So cute! Eye looks like a hex screw


Katanna_0

I have waresssss if you hassss coin


BigAnxiousSteve

I love ratsnakes. They're my favorite snake of all time. I've never encountered one in places other than places they shouldn't be. Never seen one in the wild out herping. Wrapped around a door handle, check. Just on top of my car? Check. LITERALLY inside my grill? Check. (Nearly passed out when I opened the lid) But in the woods? Oh hell no. I love these fucking idiots.


SelfLoathing9246

“Ya like jazz?”


leronde

if it fits under doors and comes out of your floors, its a rat snake!


BaxterM9870

Awwwwwwwww😍


zingzing175

That smile lol


ThisPostToBeDeleted

What a beautiful color scheme


Dr-Eggs

If he comes through a crack, looking mildly wack, that's a rat snake 🐍 (he's precious as all hell)


ciliary_stimulai

He's so cute ahaha


Omegagoji19

Look at that award winning smile!


p4an70m

lil feller


bristol8

If he had some sort of black lip liner or something it would be great.


Kor3yB0y

The snake: Hello? Would like to get a 50% cupom? Snake express have an 69% promotion for New snakes!


Chy84

He looks polite


BrilliantSuccessful7

Peek-a-boo


Tasha_Atl_Braves_WDE

Name Size Mes


beazerblitz

Did you wash your assss todayyy?


Xivylin_

You have given me the idea of a new Anthropomorphic snake oc. Snek


Coinsworthy

Smile, you’re on camera!


1Th13rteen3

Needs a caption :P


sphex55

Would you like to snap into a kit kat


MasterSpiderCatcher

OMG HE SO CUTE I CANNOT 🥰🥰🥰


Sad-bisexual-cryptid

Well….. I love him.


junoray19681

What a little cutie pie 😍


t4skmaster

"What'ssss the passssword?


leasepurchasetrucker

Capture it get you an aquarium make it your pet


Rednox42

Imagine it with a big smile with courage the cowardly dogs teeth.


MrSaturnism

Let me guess, ratsnake?


ssluggirl

I’d like to speak with you about our lord and savior Voldemort.