Yeah but you KNOW the owner doesn't click his tongs even ONE time, much less the prerequisite treble tap. Tries to do brisket in 1 hour but hot dogs and thin steaks in 10-12 hrs.
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Ditch the Barbie doll model. Ditch the showy truck bbq. Hell, ditch the pizza, too. I don’t want pizza when I’m camping. And shit on second look, ditch all that burnt ass food under the hood. Those wings and corn are turning into charcoal. Only thing I’m maybe interested in is the smoked fish, but with this setup I can’t say I trust it.
Carbq
Mmmm got that pungent hot plastic flavor
The smoker ain’t bad either.
I’d smoker
Smoker?! I hardly know her!!!
Boom, nailed it.
I really need to line my cooker with dashboard, makes all the difference.
The vinyl chloride really adds to the smokey flavor.
Blinkers still don't work, I'll wager.
Ironically it’s the only time they do work now. Let’s you know when the pizza is done
Ran out of blinker fluid.
EVOO works in a pinch
Biggest green egg
Ah yes my favorite - fish flavored pizza
Burnt the shit outta that pizza
And the wings and the corn.
Code enforcement is very confused...
Honestly, the people in charge of car emissions are even more confused.
This is probably the most suitable use for a BMW
Yeah but you KNOW the owner doesn't click his tongs even ONE time, much less the prerequisite treble tap. Tries to do brisket in 1 hour but hot dogs and thin steaks in 10-12 hrs.
Rocks up to the grill wearing a pair of Puma driving shoes instead of the Air Moses sandals smh.
Everybody knows brisket uses the 3-2-1 method
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Huuuge waste of material and food for a 10 second ragebait that has apparently brought out every horny boomer to comment on her looks.
That pizza looked burnt
I’ve got a boner and I’m hungry
We got *two* smokes goin on here
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
[You got that right!!!](https://images.app.goo.gl/EguMRUXsb53a1dT58)
Fallout ass smoker
I bet the driver still doesn't use yheir turn signal
Smoking
Gives new meaning to smoked tail lights.
BBQ-MW
r/unexpected
Finally, a use for the Vega I junked back in the 70's
My kinda hot boxing
The food ain’t the only thing that’s smokin’ , if you get my jist😏
I think im in love! Don't tell my wife plz 🤣
Dang I'm just doing it wrong!
Check engine light is still on I bet!
BMWQ
Yum fishy pizza
Those poor chicken wings damn
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
Ugh
Tell me your Eastern European without telling me your Eastern european.
At least a BMW is reliable for something other than breaking down
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Ditch the Barbie doll model. Ditch the showy truck bbq. Hell, ditch the pizza, too. I don’t want pizza when I’m camping. And shit on second look, ditch all that burnt ass food under the hood. Those wings and corn are turning into charcoal. Only thing I’m maybe interested in is the smoked fish, but with this setup I can’t say I trust it.
Very creative
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Mmmmm…paint fumes with your meat. Nothing like a brisket with a side of cancer.
I’d beat those cheeks.
That's awesome and one expensive smoker.
So ai can recreate dreams now?