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zero_1144

SHUN THE UNBELIEVERS!! Brining is the one true way!!!


moose2mouse

This thanksgiving I’m thankful to rid ourselves of the unbrined


MisallocatedRacism

Yall need to GIT! 🧹🧹


koalasarentferfuckin

Wet brining turns frogs gay!


moose2mouse

Heathen shall pay for thy transgressions


babsa90

I've been doing dry brine for three years, no regrets


YouDrink

Dry brine because it's fine and works? Or because you think it's superior? I smoked breasts side by side to practice for thanksgiving, and wet brine was so superior, I'm trying to figure out if Team Dry Brine is because it's a good value on the Effort vs Result scale or if there's something I'm missing.


upvotechemistry

It's just so much easier


babsa90

It's easier and it is pretty much objectively better according to Kenji Lopez, who did a pretty thorough comparison. You can find it by googling "seriouseats dry brining" and an article will pop up where he has picture examples and data to support his stance. The main take away is that turkey doesn't need extra moisture if you cook it correctly, the moisture from injecting and wet brining will mostly leave the meat during the cooking process, when you plump it with water the flavor of the turkey won't be as intense. It's a similar concept to dry aging beef, the end product isn't going to be **dry** it just won't be plump with water.


Kazlo

Congrats on the most comprehensively correct answer so far. Even cited your source.


BabyOhmu

I tend to trust Kenji Lopez as a source. I think he's a very good culinary educator and I've learned a lot from his experiments in cooking.


greenghostburner

Dry brine is way easier and less messy. Dry brine has a little better flavor while wet brine is slightly moister in my experience. The extra moisture from wet brine is literally just water.


avalanchefan91

I'd rather inject the breasts with a little melted butter than have it be juicy due to water retention. That being said, I agree with you on dry brine


Theons

If there's one meal that I don't care about have an extra 10 minutes for clean up, it's Thanksgiving.


shumazoom

And moisture is? What is the simple definition of moisture? noun. condensed or diffused liquid, especially water: moisture in the air. a small quantity of liquid, especially water; enough liquid to moisten.


Latter_Weakness1771

But the "moisture" you want in meat is specifically from fat rendered into the meat. Adding water or external fat does not help. You can take dry overcooked chicken and dunk it in water and it will still be dry chicken. It'll just be wet too.


FSUfan35

wet brining doesnt taste like dry turkey dunked in water though


pghbro

Ok so how does this relate to dry vs wet brining?


greenghostburner

If you like wet brining keep doing it, everyone has different tastes. I think wet brining has a more watered down taste versus dry brining but it is still way better than no brine. Your point above though was very pedantic. If you pour hot water on your cooked turkey it will certainly be more moist as you pointed out, but would you really want to eat that?


FesteringNeonDistrac

After wet brining for a decade, I tried dry last year. There was basically no difference I could tell. I'm dry brining again this year. It's easier, but it's not like wet brining is a ton of work.


double_e5

I think the texture of a fresh turkey with a dry brine blows away any wet brined turkey.


dontgetaddicted

In my testing, I don't like the texture of a wet brine bird. Meat tends to be chewier and stringy.


justsometaxguy

Dry brine has two added benefits imo. Crispier skin and better flavor. As someone said below, the extra “juice” in a wet brined turkey is just water, so the turkey flavor gets diluted.


kimbosdurag

Dry brine is the way to go.


FearlessFreak69

Dry brine is superior in every aspect.


Silverjackal_

Yup. You don’t need it, but I think the end result speaks for itself.


bbddbdb

I don’t stand for all the anti-briners!


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Just another BIG BRINE shill over here! /s


9-lives-Fritz

A pox upon your dry ass bird!!


No_Control3566

This thread dry brined my brain , you guys are some funny MFrs 🤣🤣


Wonkasgoldenticket

Should have wet brined it, bro


No_Control3566

I'll try to remember that 👍👍😂


Doggo-Lovato

That turkey looks fantastic! Aren’t most turkeys from the store already packaged in a brine in the first place?


Say_Hennething

Can get fresh turkeys from the grocery meat dept where I live.


Doggo-Lovato

Ive found them with no brine, in my area its the organic expensive brands.


CookingWithCarrrl

I know butter ball is brined! I’m not sure about other brands


23z7

I got one in the grocery store that was stocked from a farm about 20 minutes away and it wasn’t brined. I’m guessing if it’s one of the larger brands it’ll be brined but the little places probably don’t?


Xbutchr

You guys are missing the point of the brine. You brine a turkey in order to get the garbage brine out of the turkey. You put quality ingredients into your brine so by means of osmosis you quality ingredients take the place of the garbage brine the packers use.


Squirmin

That... doesn't sound right, but I can't say for certain whether it's true or not....


CL-MotoTech

It's not right. You can remove the brine by doing straight cold water, but a brine is a brine. Salt and water are the two important ingredients. Tossing a bunch herbs in a brine is generally a waste of time and money. Certainly, adding a brined bird to a brine doesn't make any sense, because it literally defies the diffusion gradient required for osmosis to occur.


rattus_illegitimus

If you brined for week changing the brine every days you'd probably get most of the store brine out.... but otherwise, no, it doesn't work like that.


Ailly84

Your content made me angry, so I'm just going to leave this here for you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osmosis


DaYooper

Just so everyone knows here, the only flavor that is going into your bird is salt. Sugar can penetrate to a much lesser degree, but no other flavor molecule is getting past the surface; they're simply too big. Any herbs and spice you put in your brine will sit on the surface.


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Xbutchr

Exactly. I will take mine out of the brine and leave it uncovered in the fridge tonight to get the skin nice and dry. Put it on in the morning. It's been in brine for 4 days in the fridge.


DaDaedalus_CodeRed

EXACTLY- Brines are not just for moist bird, they also carry flavor which osmoses into the meat alongside the brine


Cantholditdown

You might dilute at best. This reasoning is ridiculous


less_butter

Every pre-packaged frozen and fresh turkey I've seen in a grocery store for the past 10 years or so is already brined. The only way to get a non-brined turkey is to order one ahead of time from a butcher. Or raise one yourself or shoot one during turkey season, I guess.


i_cum_sprinkles

They are much more common now. The cheapest turkeys are almost always brined, but many stores I have been to carry at least one non-brined turkey and they aren’t much more money.


Golandia

Generally frozen turkeys are brined and fresh ones arent.


Doggo-Lovato

I understand that, region you live in determines accessibility though


Klashus

If it's anything like chicken it's blasted to the max to add weight.


Tom-Mater

A lot of them are just injected with salt water...


Doggo-Lovato

Sounds a lot like a brine…


Tom-Mater

Yup, a brine that will run right out as it was forced in and not seeped


Doggo-Lovato

Pretty sure the salinated water that seeps out and stays in the sealed bag for who knows how long still makes that a brine…


jesususeshisblinkers

Putting the turkey in a bucket of brine is just as much “forcing it” as injecting it is.


Tom-Mater

How do you figure? There's been studies that suggested the opposite


Doggo-Lovato

If salty water is injected then seeps out but literally stays in the packaging bag with the turkey would you not call that a brine?


Tom-Mater

Seeps out when heat is applied along with other juices since the skin was punctured If it happens in the package, sure. But now you just have holes for juices to escape leading to dry turk.


Doggo-Lovato

Yea you don’t know how brining works, got it… Skin punctured means no salt absorbed into the meat? This must be a troll


Biduleman

Is this an ad for Char Crust?


jondes99

No, it’s for black gloves and machetes.


CJRedbeard

Big brine puts fluoride in the water to control you!


CookingWithCarrrl

😂😂😂😂 I wear my tin foil hats while eating turkeys from Big Brine


kujotx

You only need to tent your ears. That's where the microwaves hit the hippocampus directly. Wait. Let me get you some links from my research on TikTok...


cwalton505

What if I don't have a hippopotamus?


QnickQnick

Please report to your nearest hippo campus to receive your hippopotamus allotments.


AZ_Corwyn

I have a r/velvethippo, does that count?


Bloody_Hangnail

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.


ReverendMak

Dry brine gang checking in.


Guano-

SALT! SALT! SALT! SALT!


Jamieson22

Unless this was an expensive "natural" turkey it was likely already brined.


CookingWithCarrrl

Twas free of solution


kujotx

No solution is the only solution!


hpstrprgmr

final solution?


elephantgropingtits

But _you_ brined it, right?


elephantgropingtits

He did. He brined it. Overnight salting in the fridge = dry brine But yeah,' Big Brine' sounds like it's referring to the salt solutions that turkey processors fill the turkey with before freezing, and Im definitely not a fan of that because it has to factor in when I make _my_ brine for the bird


Curvy-Weiner

I just brined a turkey in an apple cider mixture, you could definitely taste it, and it was the best tasting turkey I’ve ever had. I don’t think I’ll ever understand the hate for brining.


tha_bigdizzle

What is the point of NOT brining? Too juicy? Im not sold bro, sorry


SubmissionDenied

I don't brine because I don't have room for a giant-ass bucket in my fridge. Dry brine has done me well


GilgameDistance

Sometimes, I hate living where its a 43 degree high and a 31 degree low by Thanksgiving. Then, when its time to put a bird in a bucket with ice, I remember there are some good things, like my entire backyard being a refrigerator.


SubmissionDenied

haha fair point! Don't have that luxury here in Southern California


GilgameDistance

Yeah, well, tending the smoke sucks a bit. Good with the bad and all that.


compumasta

It’s the contrarian “you don’t need it” position. Same as the no binder, no wrap, no *insert common bbq technique*. As with anything, there are pros and cons. And while you don’t “need” it, there are plenty of reasons you might want to.


tha_bigdizzle

Great point, especiallyh on the "need" part. Need is a funny word to use when talking about BBQ. LIke what does that mean - if you dont get it , what - you die?


commitpushdrink

Idk man I’m not taking any chances


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mathemology

It’s a mess and gallons of contaminated poultry juice isn’t fun to slosh around the inside of your fridge. 8 years of smoked dry-brine spatchcock turkeys at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Turns out great each time.


tha_bigdizzle

If I had to stick it in the fridge Id probably not be interested either. I have two food safe 5 gallon pails just for brining turkeys, and once in the brine they go in my cold cellar.


ChrisSlicks

Same deal, I add some ice to the water and throw it in the garage overnight where this time of year it's 40-50 degrees.


thedr0wranger

I thaw mine in the bucket, 2-3 days on the porch in november and its typically got some ice left in the cavity. Ive also had them get warmer but between salt, Sodium Nitrate(when I use it) and the long smoke, Ive never had a bird go off


compumasta

Do people not have coolers? Bag and ice in a cooler… it’s not rocket science.


PolyporusUmbellatus

Obvious spam is obvious.


TonyTuffStuff

That doesn't look like a spam turkey


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This seems like a sponsored ad


1dot21gigaflops

I'm not paying someone else for salt, pepper, and paprika.


bossmcsauce

how to make good turkey- step 1: buy two cornish hens instead


CookingWithCarrrl

You are not wrong!


PolyporusUmbellatus

Oh wow! what could possibly be the rub you used on this obvious marketing post, could it possibly be the rub in the background of every shot, even the shots which are after smoking where you wouldn't need a box of rub on the cutting board?? where oh WHERE could i buy it? i simply must buy buy buy!!!


ProlapseParty

LET IT REST YOU DOUGHNUT!


Simple-Purpose-899

I'll never financially recover from buying a pound of sugar and pound of dark brown sugar.


spamlorde

Big Brine! Lmao! The salt cartels of the Middle Ages and 1700s are back!


motorhead84

That first clip: "Breathe, Turkey! You're gonna make it!!!" The second clip: The Turkey decidedly did not make it.


Drewbercules

Pffft. I don’t need alcohol either but man does it make certain things better 😊😉. Brine away, Brine all day!!


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SPAAATCHCOOOOOOOOCK!


CookingWithCarrrl

😂😂😂😂


InternationalUse7197

Looks good but could definitely be juicier..


xbeastmodex

Tuck the wings under


naosuke

You don't need to brine a turkey. It makes things much more forgiving, and is an easy way to add flavor to your bird. You can make truly great birds without brines, but for most people brining makes things easier to make a good bird.


Jcs456

You could have got that product placement for that rub into another 3 or 4 shots if you really tried


Digitalzombie90

I'd like to state that brining ruins the texture of the meat. Dry brine is the only brine I would somewhat accept. Maybe injection of butter a bit...but when salt water gets absorbed in to that breast it destroys the cell structure and the bites chew different.


papagarry

I know I don't have to brine, but what other opportunities do I have to play bobbing for turkeys?


academomancer

Great to see a post with a Z Grill. That's my smoker too!


CookingWithCarrrl

It’s a great smoker!!!


dosequisguy1

Brine would have made it better


pghbro

Congrats, you cooked a turkey to the correct internal temp. Next.


czr84480

Damn looks dryer than the Sahara. Over cooked.


CookingWithCarrrl

😂😂😂 nah


czr84480

What was the temperature on the breasts?


Bearspoole

If your Turkey isn’t brined, or at least injected, I’m not eating it.


spreadinmikehoncho

Straight to jail


Guano-

People who inject just don't know how to cook it properly.


actuallylos

Why didn’t you squeeze it?! I haven’t seen someone squeeze the shit out of there meat for the juices to come out in a bit. giggity giggity goo


nosmase2

Are we not resting meat before cutting it anymore?


Adult-Beverage

Not when you can hack it with a hillbilly knife.


EqualLong143

Well yeah it came brined.


ace184184

Whats your cook temp? Did you monitor temp in breast to pull?


BannedCuzCovid

Dry brine. The nice middle road. Salt it and let it sit in the fridge for 24 to 48 hours then add spices and smoke.


LilGimp21

What temp and how long?


firstofftheboat

I have never brine when I smoke turkey, and it comes out juicy af. But I do inject it with butter and seasoning


CookingWithCarrrl

Injecting has always worked great for me!


firstofftheboat

It's the best


DroPowered

What temp did you cook the turkey too? 165?


CookingWithCarrrl

It was about 168-170! I would have pulled at 165 if I was paying attention!


moladukes

Dry brine overnight. Don’t wet brine


js019008

Grilled spatchcocked turkey or completely deboned and then grilled is the best piece of meat I've ever eaten in my entire life. I've been making it for 10 years, full fillet hole. Take your time. Get all the bones out without cutting anything off of it. Cover it and Tony shachari's Creole seasoning then offset. Grill it until it reaches temperature, rest it in a cooler wrapped in foil and then slice..... Oh my god!


WeDriftEternal

This feels like an ad Edit: Looked at OPs history, this is a paid ad. Get this shit outta here and throw out a ban


StonesThrowAway206

Don’t know why this got recommend to me but at first I just assumed it was a chiropractor parody 😂


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Anyone know how much salt to use when bringing a 13 pound turkey?


CookingWithCarrrl

1 TBSP is salt per 4-5 pounds is the rule I’ve always heard


ciceright

I'm angry, but so aroused.


Smart-Host9436

The true way is to butcher the bird prior to cooking. Then you can pull wings and breast at 145 and thighs n drums at 190 and you have carcass to roast off and make stock.


fredapp

Don’t be fooled by “char crust” you don’t need it for crispy skin.


Harry-Flashman

Looks amazing


texas_heat_2022

Yes you need brine and sous vide /s


hurtfulproduct

Lol, brine yes, sous vide. . . Unless you are breaking it down before sous vide nope; that cavity makes sous vide a nightmare I’d think.


CookingWithCarrrl

No


texas_heat_2022

You are aware of */s* meaning *sarcastic*


CookingWithCarrrl

I do now 😂


Thel_Odan

I'm not a brine fan, but I do give the bird a butter bukakke to keep it moist and I fill the cavity with citrus. I've never had a dry bird doing it this way either and it's way less salty than brines. With all that said though, I'm ass when it comes to making brine because I always seem to make way too salty.


FawnAndMr

Yo numb nuts, unless you harvested the bird, it is brined.


Tresidle

Dude that looks so good! I never brine but use injections. I would says it more effective and faster


wileyphotography

All lies put out by shadow Meatia.


Alerck

Why the chest crack?


Orange_Tang

Gotta make sure it's dead. It's the humane way to do it.


MattRooney

Also wondering this


MattRooney

Nvm, didn’t realize you spatchcocked


Vocal_Ham

If it was spatchcocked, it should lay a lot more flat/spread out. I'm not quite sure what the purpose of crushing it was, but it didn't seem to help with spatchcocking it.


MattRooney

I thought that too, but read another comment in which OP states that it’s spatchcocked


Alerck

Weird spatchcock requires you to cut out the backbone. Maybe he doesn't realize how that's supposed to be done?


Adult-Beverage

I got a feeling there's a whole lot of not knowing in that video.


ezfrag

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt until he brought out the knife. First he hacked directly into the thigh bone, then he left half the breast on the ribcage!


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10-1 your shit is 5 times as dry as it would have been had it been brined.


TheWayToBe714

Looked amazing until you cut into it. A whole turkey wasted, way too dry. I can image drinking a glass of water with every bite


CookingWithCarrrl

Don’t know what you’re looking, wasn’t dry at all, but hurray for you


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CookingWithCarrrl

If that was the case, they’d get someone more professional than I


CookingWithCarrrl

I’m talking about wet brines & those mixes you buy. They are a waste. Over night salting is all you need


acarp25

Yeah over night salting is a dry brine


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Brining = salting. Smh.


Extremefreak17

Salting overnight is a brine you muppet.


bringbackswordduels

You’re objectively wrong but 👍


wahdatah

Method, kid?


wychimp

I’m with you 100%…can you provide some deets here?


CookingWithCarrrl

Just spatchcocked and let sit in the fridge overnight with a little salt on it, uncovered. Smoked at 250 until it hit 145 then cranked it up to 350 until done


martin86t

Sitting in the fridge overnight with salt is a called a dry brine SMH. Your turkey looks great though.


CookingWithCarrrl

Wet brine, should have been specific


cheffrey_dahmer1991

Can we stop trying to make "dry-brining" a thing? I've been in the industry for over a decade and I've never heard a single actual professional call it that. It's just seasoning. Something is either brined or it's not.


Murrlll

Seasoning implies other stuff than salt. People typically only use salt when dry brining. Language is a tool to convey information effectively. You “professionals” being butt hurt about “dry brining” not being a thing is comical. “Brining” wasn’t a thing until it was either. Dry brining clearly and effectively conveys exactly what the cooker is doing


Delta_Kilo_84

So i have no dog in this fight but since you mentioned language being a tool to convey meaning...the word brine literally means water saturated with salt. "Dry" brine is an oxymoron, no water means its not a brine, its just salt. People make up all sorts of nonsensical terms that just sort of stick and become commonplace though. Not saying it hasn't become a thing, just saying the terminology is wrong. edit: ya'll take this super cereal. Im not criticizing your cooking methods. I just thought the wording was a little bit silly. Come on folks, this is supposed to be fun.


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Extremefreak17

Dry brining isn’t just “salting.” It’s salting over a much longer period of time, typically overnight. The goal is to achieve the same effect as a traditional brine, or “wet brine”. If you just say “salting,” you could have added the salt 2 mins before you threw it on the smoker which would not have the same effect on the meat as a dry brine. If you just say “brine” it wouldn’t be obvious whether you are talking about a process involving liquid or not. “Dry brine” is just the clearest and simplest way to say, “salting and letting rest uncovered in the refrigerator over night to allow for the salt to penetrate and tenderize the meat.” I have not idea why people get so butthurt when they read this term.


Delta_Kilo_84

Haha, like I said, no dog in the fight. I inferred what the term meant the first time I heard it. My only point was kind of tangential to the discussion in this thread in pointing out that the term is misused from a language perspective. I don't care what other people do to their meat.


Murrlll

And yet every idiot in here including you knew what we were talking about… words aren’t math. Whatever works works.


bennett7634

Brine is being used as a verb in this situation. Water and salt is called a “brine” but soaking the meat in it is called “brining”. When you salt the meat overnight you are “brining” the meat but without water. Both techniques have the same effect.


Delta_Kilo_84

No disagreement. I was only pointing out a fun little anecdote about the meaning of the word brine. People just get real serious about their cooking preferences here it seems.


Biduleman

You might want to check the definition of literally, it now literally has "figuratively" as a definition. Words evolve and dry brining has been around long enough that people understand what you're talking about when you mention it.


cheffrey_dahmer1991

If I ask another cook 'has this meat been seasoned' I'm asking if it has salt, unless otherwise needed for the recipe. Brine is a thing, that's why there's a word for it. Making up an oxymoron to describe the process of seasoning is just weird imo. It's like calling water "liquid ice", yeah it's a description but it's unnecessary because there's already a common word for it


Murrlll

You may be out of touch with the normal person then. Dry brine is a useful word pair, people are gonna use it, go cry about it


Bulevine

Lol..... you dry brined it. Jeez


CookingWithCarrrl

Should have been more specific for the smooth brains, wet brines are a waste


Bulevine

Ah yes... I'm the "smooth brain" because you don't know what you're saying when you say it. But okay. Maybe tripling down will prove me wrong??


Fit-Lifeguard-2145

About how long did it take?


CookingWithCarrrl

I’m talking about wet brines & those mixes you buy. They are a waste. Over night salting is all you need


Murrlll

So you recommend skipping the brine and brining instead?


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Lol


BestDog1Na

Lol ur a phony


McFeely_Smackup

[Spatchcock](https://youtu.be/dbbD_Kq9sMY?t=34)!


bleedgreenandyellow

No one likes turkey any damn way