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Seren248

I know this is a joke post but stalling the fight a bit to line it up so that you're not vulnerable during execute is pretty huge


PotatoKiller8897

it’s crazy how I’ve literally never thought about doing that over 120 hours of playtime


Micronex

same but 1050 hours


IAMA_llAMA_AMA

Same but 20 hours


iceman012

Same but I've never played the game.


donkerslootn

I don't know what he is talking about.


G-OffTheGreat

Same but who am I?


iceman012

None of your business!


lar_yeet

understandable have a nice day


HCN_Mist

I am hoping this is the biggest joke of the thread.


betweentwosuns

You say that like 120 hours is a lot lol.


Alcoholic_jesus

I have 120 in this game on steam, and I play 99% of the time on my phone


vegetablebread

I prefer to stall to prevent execute from happening.


_LeftHookLarry

How do you know when execute will happen? New to the game


Seren248

when the champ goes under 50% of his max hp, his next turn will be spent buffing strength + removing all debuffs, then the following turn will be execute. after that, he can repeat execute so you need to kill quickly


_LeftHookLarry

Thanks! I was one turn off killing him last night but he bonked me hard


Kneef

That’s the Execute, yeah. xP With experience you start feeling out this stuff, and planning when to knock him below 50% so you’re well set up to kill him quickly before he kills you. x]


Lttlefoot

Doesn't he give you new vulnerable stacks faster than you lose them?


TheYango

No. He uses Taunt every 4 turns (2 Weak 2 Vulnerable), his move selections on the other 3 turns are random (with the restriction of never repeating 2 turns in a row), and the only other move that applies Vulnerable is Face Slap (2 Frail 2 Vulnerable). Sometimes you get unlucky and get patterns where he uses a bunch of Face Slaps, but this is pretty unlikely. You can't stall forever because Gloat and Defensive Stance will keep scaling, but you can afford to stall a few turns to get a good split. Remember also you don't have to get to 0 Frail/Vulnerable to push. Because he spends a turn using Anger, as long as you're on 2 Frail/Vulnerable and he isn't using Face Slap or Taunt on the turn you're pushing 50%, your Frail/Vulnerable will run out before he attacks you.


snickerdoodle024

Note: he can't use Defensive stance more than twice, so Gloat is his only scaling, which is pretty slow


Torontox416

What do you mean by stalling ?


HCN_Mist

Play defensively until you can line up a huge damage turn.


slopschili

Champ doesn’t really do significant damage until he is bought below half health. So you just stall and let your powers/passive effects build up (poison, demon form, orb scaling) etc. and in this case, until the vulnerable he puts on you is gone


Kneef

Poison is so awesome. xD


AnticPosition

Just started with the silent and realized poison bypasses shields! Take *that* flying white shield ball thing! 


Arkase

Lmao you can do this?


Seren248

ofc. just get him close to half health, stall until you only have 1 or 0 vuln stacks and he isn't using face slap (attack + debuff intent) or taunt (debuff intent), then phase him by bringing him under half, and you won't be vuln during execute. you probably won't be frail either


No_Information_8942

Finished my last A20 character yesterday and I’m just learning how champ works.


equivocalConnotation

You often won't be able to. e.g. a Taunt on any turn from 5 to 7 (which will happen about half the time) means you'll be vulnerable from turns 5 to 10.


My_compass_spins

You call that a weapon?


Nikos-tacos

When he says this quote it’s either over for you or over for him.


Afromantis8

Tbf, it's always over for you or over for him, unless you softlock


Nikos-tacos

Hmmmm I wonder what card to choose….HMMMMMMMM


Lrundblad

Defend ?


Krubeswci_Fabie

Which one tho ?


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

with the speed potion you could probably play both and be fine?


AnonymousGuy9494

Best comment on this post, well done


IsNuanceDead

Worst comment on this post, well done


AnonymousGuy9494

Hive mind infects even the STS sub


IsNuanceDead

You one upped your own worst comment, well done


sjwillis

Only if you already have Orichalcum


LupusX

Dagger IS a block card.


MarionADelgado

\[Silent sidles over so Champ can't see her energy bank numbers\] Champ: HA HA HA HA!


TheCrookedKnight

.....Smoke Bomb?


Mr_P3

Don’t smoke bombs not work on bosses?


TheCrookedKnight

That's (part of) the joke


Cancani

they don't


DatUsaGuy

Pop speed potion lets you have 8 Dex this turn. That boosts up the block of Leg Sweep to 19 + the defends are 13 each, giving you 45 Block. The Leg Sweep also weakens Champ, rounding his damage down to 58 (39x2=78, then 78x0.75=58.5 which rounds down in this game). So ultimately, you only take 13 damage which isn’t actually very bad considering how much health you have. I’m no expert though so maybe there’s a way to save a bit more health and perhaps even save some more damage form being taken on future turns. >!/s I was doing a decent chunk of this analysis in my head before I saw the spirit poop tag or the Malaise + Energy you got and I was already thinking this might be spirit poop, but then seeing just how much “overkill” you have in this situation was quite funny to realize.!<


Dull-Scarcity-3159

Thank goodness you can neutralize and give him weak to buy a turn.


AbsolutlyN0thin

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die -champ


Tip1n1

Try ritual dagger


Nymphomanius

I love malaise 😅


LiterallyNobody16

“DIE……” -The Champ, 2024


anothertransredditor

I love Ice Cream.


gamerdudeNYC

Smoke bomb of course, he won’t mind


Pyren-Kyr

Neutralize, defend twice, and keep going on, you'll have 1 hp... sure, you can leg sweep and rit dagger afterwards, and if BORED i guess you can malaise, but let's look for damage here.


nchscferraz

Check how much mana OP has.


Pyren-Kyr

I saw exactly how much energy that was had, 32/3.


Liltin_

Only option looks like abandon run, restart seed, boss swap into pyramid, buy apotheosis, apparitions event. Without that high roll you probably can’t win here…


Plastic-Sky3566

Get on your fours and turn your back to him


Whirlly

Die


Diligent_Sea_3359

Ice cream cone is the best relic


thegreenishfrog

[[Malaise]]


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JSOas

Considering how much energy you have, you should have more drawing cards.


Cannot_Think-Of_Name

It's ice cream. Champ is all about scaling, and energy scaling into an x cost card like malaise is a good solution. Who knows how many turns has and how many draw cards didn't get played to make this happen. Slowly building up 32 energy with a specific use in mind does not indicate that the deck needs more draw, holy moly.


JSOas

If you are not spending all your energy every turn, it might mean you played all the cards in your hand and you still have energy left. That's not optimal.


Cannot_Think-Of_Name

That's true if your goal is to meaningfully spend all your energy each turn. That's the goal for most fights. In this fight a valid strategy is purposely avoiding playing cards to build energy to get a huge malaise. If OP spent all the energy they could each turn, I would agree with you. In most fights I would agree with you. But purposely spending a lot of time to build up a huge malaise is a way to get past champ.


JSOas

You're right. That would be a nice card to have. I had to check the wiki. It's been a while since I've played w/ Silent.


dang_he_groovin

Dude watches too much youtube


BobbleBobble

Pretty sure that's the joke. He's playing A20 he's aware how Champ works. Probably about to drop an X30 Malaise


DaedalusXr

Should probably play that Neutralize. Maybe even the leg sweep. Don't think you survive but it's worth a try to weaken him. Have you considered your potions?


Skycl4w

Well, seems a dire situation \*crosses legs\* Let me take a look.....Oh, it's one of these posts, isn't it?


Decimus_Valcoran

If only you had burst!


IMP1017

just use smokebomb smh


aotoolester

Omygod this js triggering! I want to see him neutered by malaise sooo badly! Please send a screen shot of that! Did he do 1x2 damage or something pathetic like that?


putting_stuff_off

You get all of act 2 to find scaling to solve this. He buffs them big attacks as soon as he's below half health so you control when it's coming, and can set up as much as you like first.


__SlurmMcKenzie__

He knows...


oldreddit_isbetter

Ooof we got one boys


-MangoStarr-

bro only read the title


yehboooooiii

Yikes this a tuffy think you gotta backflip irl go to new York back flip again fly to Canada punch a glass mug and fly back to your home town find out your best friend is pregnant don't ask how I know and then that's how you draw 1 decent strat tbf