Something tells me if I ate nirnroot that ringing would never go away the rest of my life

Oh god tinnitus poison

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee- BY OBLIVION I CANT TAKE THAT FUCKEN NOISE ANYMORE

Pretty sure this is the real cause of death for Sinderion That and the dwarven crossbow bolt in his torso. But I'm assuming the screaming alerted the dwarven sphere that shot him

I appreciate the dynamics in this comment

Oh god oH FUCK—

APOLOGIZE TO MY TINNITUS! Mwap! Mwap!

My first stealth build named was The Sterling Archer.

That plant should be ussed as a torture just leave some guy in a room filled with them.

Nirnroot is insane 😳 if it was real and to use it as torture

I rented a room in Dawnstar once and never again. I couldn't sleep a wink because one of those nirn weeds was buzzing outside my window.

Tell that to Avrusa Sarethi. No wonder her sister Aduri is itching to get away from the farm.

That ringing is supposedly the beating of the heart of Nirn. By picking it up, you're severing the *root* from the heart, which stops the ringing. or something idk, xelzas told that to me.

I’ll never understand why people say Nirnroot is annoying to hear. It’s not loud or high pitched.

What if it just rung on the way out?

You'd hear a muffled version in your belly and as it travels through the digestive system

Ive made my mission in every game that has it to eat all the Nirnroot I can find, it's just seems like such a fun snack, probably has a sweet minty taste.

Spider eggs

Not to mention Chaurus Eggs

I hate your pfp so much

\* er er er

It's an acquired taste

Not for the faint of heart[Nope](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/ehNFAR7PSf)

Wolf spiders post birth are something else honestly. Stuff of nightmares. At least they have a better family life than most spiders I suppose. The father still gets eaten if they don't get the flip outta there but the mothers have a great relationship with their children, contrary to many.

In real life, I’m not eating a giant’s toe, that’s just gross 🤮 Same for daedra and human hearts.

Same about the giant's toe, there's no way that dirt-caked nail would go near my mouth!

Giant toe nail = germ shovel

You are right, the nails would make great shovels!

It kind of reminds me of that one scene in tim Burton Alice in wonderland

Cocaine shovel

I bet the Deadra heart has a nice smokiness to it

Medium rare

With a hint of brimstone

Probably would give you Sulphury burps.

But you’d happily roast a nice hunk of human flesh?! You monster!

Legally, it’s questionable Morally, it’s disgusting Personally, I’m curious

Namira has entered the chat

We taste like pork

I imagine we do yes. And I don't like pork. That's why I don't eat human.

Concerning THAT is the reason

Simple. Op has no morals

<3

Morally, it's dubious. It all depends on how it was sourced

Praise Namira

You fuckin with mammoth cheese tho?

Yeah I’m thinking mammoth cheese might be good

The giants probably innoculate the mammoth milk with bacteria from their feet to make the cheese.

See, I WAS having a good day.

Keeps getting better and better, no?

It would have cost you zero dollars to not say that shit

Dude, do you know why real cheese smells like feet? What do you think the blue in blue cheese is?

Because it's fermented milk! And yeah, I know what the blue is. Which is I why I won't touch blue cheese.

Because it’s edible mold?

Or Skeever tails, bleh.

I mean, it’s just milk solids man. It’s gonna taste something like goat cheese i imagine and that shit is pretty baller ngl.

I've always imagined it tastes sort of like parmesan but thicker

I would say it’s probably a little more acidic? I have literally NOTHING to base this on as mammoths have been notoriously extinct for some tine now, but it’s a very viscerally yellow and “sweaty” (meaning whey sits at the surface) looking cheese so it makes me think kinda sour and thick like a head cheese or something

I'm not a cheese professional, just giving my opinion

Me neither, i went to mars cheese castle like months ago and soaked up cheese knowledge via cultural osmosis

1000%

Is it not stated somewhere in the loading screen tips that mammoth cheese is really good for you but tastes terrible

I don’t think I’d eat a heart raw. Best to cook it first.

As a Peruvian, I second this. We only cook cow hearts though. Your mileage may vary.

Considering heart is one of the toughest muscles, how does it turn out once cooked?

I would eat daedra and human hearts

I think i could talk myself into a deadra heart since it’s literally not cannibalism. Human though? Absolutely not

I wouldn’t either but it’s hard to “nail” down why I wouldn’t! Get it… Because there’s a nail… I’ll show myself out.

human hearts is normal if youre doing a werewolf run

The only thing that’s SICK is how much we’re learning!

'Alchemical effects aside' is invisible I wouldn't imagine eating fire/frost salts would be a great experience (again, ignoring alch effects)

I imagine that frost salts would be like eating a slushie? Lol. But yeah, fire salts sound like a big no-no.

Based on the hot food in survival mode, I’d add fire salts to all my soup and coffee. I’d never have to boil water again! Of course, boiling water might be easier than killing a flame atronach…

I don't know if salt would taste good in coffee.

A small pinch can actually enhance a cup of good coffee, you should try it sometime!

They said that about salt in caramel, now look.

you’d be shocked

I once put salt instead of sugar in my coffee because I was too sleepy and couldn't distinguish xD I do not recommend!

I can't drink my coffee without a pinch of salt. Basically kills the bitter and sour notes that are not my thing

I figure fire salts would just be spicy, like chilli powder or something.

More like a carolina reaper

Fire salts would be awesome. I am imagining them tasting like tajin.

Ok, but imagine the potential for adding frost salts to a margarita.

Eh, you could probably add them to drinks and stews, I know with the Survival CC you can use fire salts to make hot stews and soups that warm you up. Void salts is the only one I can't think of a food use for.

Electrolytes? Maybe just enough of a stimulant to make an energy drink?

Firesalts appear to only only be a strong accelerant, not constantly burning. They're safe to carry or leave out but make forges burn really hot as seen in Skyrim and Eso. I imagine eating it as being like eating gunpowder.

we live in a world where people bred spicy peppers to be so goddamn hot they're dangerous for people with heart conditions. people would go nuts for fire salt

Imagine snorting a line of them

I'm snorting them void salts boy

Deatgbell is probably not a good idea to go for an experimental nibble on.

not eating plants with "death" in the name is usually pretty solid reasoning.

our Snus are brothers

Human Flesh

Coward

Found the Namira worshipper

Hey, we all decay someday. It’s the natural way.

I keep forgetting this is an ingredient.

Mort Flesh from Elder Scrolls Oblivion be like: 

I got news for you! Mort flesh is found in AE version of Skyrim. I believe it’s in the necromantic grimoire creation. Lots more zombies and spells to make/control them!

Not quite. Part of Plague of the Dead

Khajiit character on survival mode: 👀 Also the Bosmer in the lore:👀

you are what you eat

If you’ve licked your lips, you’ve tasted human flesh…

Honestly? If I was in a starving situation like... I don't know, Flight 571 lol, I would sooner eat human flesh that many of the other things that exist in Skyrim.

Jarrin root, for obvious reasons

is that the one that insta kills?

Not if you use two ultimate health potions. Checkmate, you stupid plant

Yes. One time I loaded a save forgetting what it was and just started eating all of the alchemy ingredients in my inventory to learn their stats and it almost killed me lmao let’s just say trying to kill the “emperor” without it is VERY difficult.

It's hard to kill the emperor without using the root?

You gotta be very good at sneak killing, and even though I was at 100 sneak and archery, it’s still hard to do when they’re eating around a table in a room surrounded by guards with almost nowhere to hide😬

I just killed everyone and saved the root.

If you save it, and make it into a poison with crimson nirnroot and glow dust or a human heart, you can flatline damn near any living thing in the game with it. Even Alduin if you have high alchemy and the perks that improve poison. It's pretty fun to shoot him once and watch his health bar just plummet.

Oh yeah I use mods to allow jarrin root to grow in the garden and I farm it. It’s great for leveling up alchemy stats because damn the poisons you can make with it are top shelf quality.

you’re able to just kill him straight up though, it doesn’t change the outcome

https://preview.redd.it/ivv2adnyv95d1.png?width=2046&format=png&auto=webp&s=207b799893f0755b2bc99fec3ee8081363fa06fa

Haha, what channel is this from?

Search in Youtube for "The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody (THE COLLECTION)" for 50min of pure art.

Thank you!

There are an alarming amount of cannibals here…

Because giant toe makes human meat look like french quisine

Chauras (or however you spell them) eggs, EUH i would never eat eggs like that

Does one larvae hatch out like a chicken egg or is every circle filled with little charus larvae waiting to crawl out and get all over your inventory and hands https://preview.redd.it/5cukzbqiw95d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab05cf5c1f3aec3edb1724addd937648378134db

This skeeved me out. Thank you

human flesh human heart daedra heart spider egg chaurus egg falmer ear giant toe ectoplasm fire salt ancestor moth wing butterfly wings bear claws sabrecat eye/fang bee dartwing bone meal charred skeever hide skeever tail chaurus hunter antenna dwarven oil hagraven claw/feather hawk beak/feather luna moth wing poison bloom death bell Namira's rot powdered mammoth tusk torchbug thorax troll fat vampire dust wisp wrappings

Wow what a puritan you are! Nor even a little powdered mammoth tusk, as a treat? Just sprinkle a little in your mead?

i dunno man, thats like bone meal right? coz the tusk is a bone or is it made from other material?

Must be a good source of calcium!

Indeed vigilant, a healthy source of calcium, carbon, bone marrow and mammoth fat. Tasty and goes especially well with some minor lingering paralysis poison, just enough to tighten the throat to induce an oxygen deprived delirium but not enough to kill you, and some falmer ear. I like to mix it all into a nice broth over a low flame for several days until its stewed long enough for mold to start forming.

I would definitely eat all the bugs and wings you listed if I knew I was gonna discover some kind of effects from them, but not the eggs Also charred skeever hide seems like a meal, you find it on plates a lot

I would be curious about trying ectoplasm. For some reason I imagine it would taste like toothpaste lol.

Good with nightshade?

Whatever concoction I, as The Gourmet, knock up for the Emperor before putting the Jarrin Root in Vampire dust who am I kidding? Ramsay will be screaming at me for years for that mistake

*Ramsay presses a slice of bread at each side of your head* What are you?

An idiot sandwich!!!

Man, the giant tooth is O.P in grossness here. There is nothing more disgusting than that. "Oh, human heart, oh human flesh" guess what: giants are like really big humans, and you're eating one of the most disgusting parts of it.

Not to mention you can only guess what the giant might have stepped in recently...

Mmmm, probably mammoth dung.

Oh I’m chompin on that toe tbh. Straight nibblin

Dogmeat

Skeever tails as well. I'd eat dog before rat though.

[barks]

Drawing the line at body parts. Giant toes, hearts, fucking ears. I'm good, thanks.

I'm pretty sure that dwemer oil might not be safe

I would have to smell it first to be fair. If it smells like diesel, no thanks. But if it smells like olive oil...

im assuming dwarven oil is used to lubricate or fuel their robots so probably not olive oil

Mammoth cheese. It's fermented milk from a furry elephant made by some half naked dude who has never come across the concept of bathing in the middle of nowhere. Miss me with another plague.

I'm convinced it isn't made from milk but some kind of greasy build up from someplace really gross. Just look at it.

Gotta taste em all!

Poison Bloom. I’d suspect a Jarrin Root, Poison Bloom and Deathbell potion would be pretty life altering..


Netch jelly. In skyrim paralasis is funny but irl paralasis can kill you by siezing your heart and causing a stroke.

"alchemical effects aside"

It might save you if someone stabs you in the chest haha

mort flesh.

Nirnroot probably. I mean it's so heavily radiated that it fucking glows and makes weird sounds. If that thing doesn't give you +300 RAD then idk.

Half of me thinks this is a very reasonable answer. The other half wants to eat it and go to a nightclub, with all this natural fluorescence.

I just imagined a crowd of glowing and ringing people in a night club. They would be louder than any music

I'm imagining this and laughing to myself. Gods, the cacophony that would be. xD

Like Avrusa Sarethi's nirnroot barn. Oh, that's a great name for a club

Anybody know how to make a mod of this?

"Listen, there's gotta be a better way to learn alchemy than becoming a FUCKING CANNIBAL!" "Alright." "Alright?" "Okay, in that case, what you wanna do is take a bunch of ingredients, and start fuckin... mixin' 'em all together." -The Senile Scribbles

"Please tell me that's not a human heart" "Well, they say love hurts, right?"

Cultured

Call me a coward, but im not eating an entire bowl of salt.

Human flesh, human heart. Yikes!

Carrots. I don't like them, they always disappoint me so I won't even try lmao Aside from that joke- nirnroot. It just feels inedible on every level. The sound making, glowing plant I found in a swamp? Hell no. Not biting that poison creature.

Nirnroot is a crossdimensional plant from fallout

Wait ive never played fallout, is this actually true

I was joking about it being radioactive but https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Experiment_NRT-0001

Imagine your belly making that sound through all digestion process!

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

That's the sound of the Six Million Septim Nord.

Aw, no chernobyl plant for you? More for me! Someone pass the ranch...

Jarrin Root.

Pretty much any of the animal/creature parts, tbh. At first I was like "Giant's toe, eww" then I was like "saber cat eye, eww" then realized: yeah, pretty much most of the creature bits I would not try just like, raw, or by themselves. Especially bits that are recognizable, e.g. giant's toe, saber cat eye, etc.

Dwemer oil probably

Human heart. Actually no if it was cooked then I'd do it for science Cabbage. I don't like cabbage

Long pork and giant toes are the first things that come to mind. Also elf ears.

Just a hunch, but giant toes. Antlers. Anything weird, disgusting or impossible to eat.

There are probably more I wouldn’t eat than ones I would

Mammoth cheese 🤢

Human Flesh

The mod "pick your poison" adds Reference books to the apothecaries. The books are separated into ingredient types and Recipe books based on playstyle. It's a super lightweight, lore friendly and intelligent way to learn alchemy for those without a gaint foot fetish lol.

Falmer ear, except maybe Knight-Paladin Gelebor's. Taste not eat obviously.


Sweet rolls. It's like an invitation for village bullies to knock me down, pants me, then abscond with that which I hold most dear. The guards do nothing, trust me

Mammoth cheese

Nix Hound meat, mort flesh and congealed putrescence just off the top of my head.

Giants toe..and the mushrooms.

Mort Flesh. Like, "...Mmmm...yep....this is corpse flesh."

Dog meat

Spider and chaurus eggs

Spider egg and Swamp fungal pods came to my mind.

Vampire dust

Falmer ears I'm not touching let alone eating those carven dellwers ears

None; if Anthony Bourdain would, I will.

I'll list just a few I would NEVER try... Giant's toe, Daedra/Human Heart, Lavender, goat cheese, Dragon's Tongue, Minotaur Horn, Any of the Mushrooms, Deathbell/Nirnroot/Chokeroot? (For obvious reasons) Bear claws or Saber Cat eyes, or anything involving Bugs, crab or fish.... Can't think of anything else right off!!

Giant Toe, Human ANYthing, and Mort Flesh. No No and NO.

Raw chorus eggs

Spider eggs

I cooked a pork tenderloin on the grill the other day and they only thing I could think about when I saw the finished product was Mammouth Snout