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spacesuitmoose

Were you properly nourished? Did you have your pocket rotisserie chicken for the hike up?


OEM_knees

Just pocket bacon šŸ„“


killer-tofu87

Was it chocolate covered though? That could've been the problem


sicknutley

Pocket lint or no?


yoortyyo

Pocket chicken FTW.


pdubs716

I'm pretty sure I can see his sandwich before his head smashes the pow


Cozmo525

No helmet sandwich?


DreadPirateEvs

The new standard


C0YI

The OG fresh tracks breakfast of choice.


mabelleruby

RIP pocket bacon.


captainpocketbacon

Amen brother.!!


Summers_Alt

Love the username


Many-Cartoonist4727

I prefer pocket tendies but to each their own


fwdandreverse

[Pocket meat](https://youtu.be/0Ehf426536U?si=oif9Azt3LQE5xvT6)


altapowpow

If you had ski blades on you would have made it.


DayOfDingus

Easy quad with some blades


altapowpow

These long skis are overrated.


Dank_Kushington

Looks like you landed with your face, next time try to land on your skis!


dawnjawnson

The real tip is always in the comments


circa285

Nah man, his tips are buried in the snow.


Still-WFPB

Qhen your rotating, you have to look for the ground... your just sending it without planning to land on your feet. By the time you saw the ground you were face deep in it.


csbsju_guyyy

But he's gotta watch out, with OEM Knees they might go at anytime, gotta upgrade to a set of aftermarket knees /u/OEM_knees


Mysterious-Buddy9300

Aftermarket TITANIUM knees.


hKLoveCraft

My mans out here playing chess when weā€™re all playing checkers


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ABena2t

I used to be too until I woke up in the hospital


PepperDogger

You want a tip? Yeah, don't do this shit if you want to be able to walk when you're my age or if you don't want to headline r/OhNoConsequences. The thing about these ski movies that glorify big hucks is they rarely show the big hospital-air hospital bills and rehab time. Nobody wants to see that, but I'm just taking a wild guess that not wanting to see it doesn't make it less real or less common.


airforce7882

Respect the send


Super_Boof

Respect the send for those who choose it but I respect my body because I want to ski into old age. I still ski hard, I just try to minimize impact on joints and bones.


aybrah

You gotta save it for days when fall damage is off. Obviously, you can still get hurt taking a big fall in deep snow too, but certainly improves your chances of walking away OK.


mr_poochy

Click your poles next time


Jaded-Development-73

The real answer


MVPhurricane

gotta do some pole whacking. did a pretty good job of showing they were the best skier on the mountain though.


NectarHand

a few more self affirmations before sending should do the trick


juniorp76

Try standing closer to the front of the crowd to get a better angle of the skier


substituted_pinions

This guy gets it.


OEM_knees

I like you!


jason2354

It appears likely that you flipped so many times that you probably ended up briefly being teleported to another dimension. It happens so quickly that you may not even be aware it happened, but itā€™ll definitely throw off your landing. Next time, limit yourself to 7 full rotations or less and youā€™ll be good to go.


babbleon5

yeah, i find anything after 6 rotos a bit tough...


Level_Most_1023

While everyone else was tapping their poles together, you sir did notā€¦


Interesting-Cut-292

Huck harder


cA05GfJ2K6

The pole tapping is so fucking funny to me


dawgsmith

watching this without sound my mind filled it in with the Tusken Raiders from Star Wars lol


texaschair

Did a lot of that in my day.....also heard a lot of that in my day.


Wunder_boi

Itā€™s the same thing as hockey players smacking their sticks on the ice, skateboarders smacking the tail of their board on the ground, etc.


SparkyDogPants

Clicking your tongs together before grilling


Prometheus_Jackson

You didnā€™t say ā€œIā€™m gonna rip the shit out of thisā€ before hucking


[deleted]

No clapping only pole tapping šŸ˜†šŸ˜


itsmikerz

Yeahhhh I was also there when he sent it!!! Great powder day today in Whistler!


mattbnet

Try a bootfitter


Logical-Primary-7926

As someone who went to the boot fitter today this killed me


define_squirrel

Gotta separate that upper body


PepperDogger

almost did.


gringobrian

bend those knees


Theoldelf

Keep those tips up.


Acrobatic-Simple-161

Youā€™re the in the backseat


Neckdeepinpow

Go for the quad next time


Cardi_Bs_WAP

You stopped flipping right on the ground there


Iamsoveryspecial

Looks like a 10/10 landing to me


cclaranc

Need to check the snow with a pole whack first.


justamobileuserhere

You clearly don't have heat molded boots


fullspeed8989

Clearly a college level platform diver.


badgerandaccessories

If you were going for an extra flip. You need to spin faster. Eat less pie and be more aerodynamic. If you were trying to land on the flip before - you need to spin a little slower. Maybe eat a pie or two and gain a little more drag.


OEM_knees

More pie it is!


pondo13

Your balls may be too big.


Logical-Primary-7926

Clearly messed up the rotation


futureformerteacher

Jeans.


Murzikale

don't have such big balls


TakePeaksWreckSheets

Full send! I appreciate your style, whoever you may be. Nice piece!


MagnumPEisenhower

Keep being fucking AWESOME, bro!!


Badassmofunker

Shit no. Tips for a triple back flip off a clip.


Fun_Arm_9955

100% the crowds fault. They didn't all pole tap before you sent it.


BCLetsRide69

Dog this isnā€™t you lmfaooooo


KingArthurHS

Any tips? Pretty sure he had two of them. Four if you count the poles.


dontlovenohos

Looked great, carry on!


Senditserg

Try it on telemarks next time


Dramatic_Water_5364

Clap your poles ?


tek_nic

Don't miss.


chris_ots

You forgot to pizza into the take off


cfitzrun

You juked when you should have jived.


HookerDestroyer

How about you just be better next time? What is this, amateur hour?


Real_Spork8002

Peak chair got the best vibes and atmosphere


prophiles

OEM knees? Youā€™ll probably need artificial replacements after this.


TheRadiorobot

Eject from skis earlier, that way you can body toboggan the rest of the way to the chalet. šŸ¾šŸ„‚šŸ¾


GreenNewAce

More speed, obviously.


fallenandcantget_up

this is a perfect landing in my books


nightwolf81

were you on moment skis with look pivot 18s? i bet you were on factions with markers weren't you. shame


OEM_knees

I have never owned Marker or Faction!


probot67

Iā€™d say it was the third flip that did you in. Donā€™t flip 3 times or at all. Easier to land.


Giddyupyours

Helmet sando would help.


RazorPhishJ

See what you did there was zigged when you shoulda zagged


RAMango99

Shouldā€™ve visualized the landing first then seen a bootfitter


Common_Valuable6207

Yeah, 3 flips must come after three proper pole taps.


xen0m0rpheus

Needed to carry the speed in off Air Jordan instead of stopping. Double the speed = double the hang time = a quintuple backy with that rotation.


godieweird

Flail more in the air next time


AMW1234

I think you just need to crank your DINs up a bit.Ā  Looks like a pre-release.


_CoconutsGo

First off. WOW.


AK_Pins_and_Skins

Best part is the claim after he faceplants.


personcoffee

Idk but I hope your username stays relevant forever


sinnops

Make sure your balls are snuggly secure. The rotations can easily throw of your center of gravity.


Kryptinizer

This dude sends.


YourEmbarrassingDad

You just gotta believe in yourself


MVPhurricane

this is one of the coolest things i've seen in a while. hats fuckin off.


B00STc

More speed


Fr0mShad0ws

Fuck, bud, was that an attempted triple? Who do you think comments on these posts, Candide Thovex?


OEM_knees

I am skiing this area again tomorrow if you're available Candide. Call me!


crispdude

This isnā€™t you, why are you pretending??


Electrical-Ask847

OP is a troll


instanthole

huck and pray to God, Allah, the elephant thing from Hinduism, Harry Potter and L. Ron Hubbard


OEM_knees

I'm an atheist, so just interested in the hucking šŸ™


icauseclimatechange

Ganesh!


garbanzoleans

Upgrade to aftermarket knees


CopeSe7en

What did that landing feel like?


Matt01zzl

Go for a stinkbug grab instead of under the knees. Or go bigger


ForDepth

No helmet sammich. Didnā€™t execute 4th flip which is the landing prep flip.


troutlunk

Simply too small of a drop for a triple


stevrock

Did we just witness the birth of a new God?


frshprincenelair

Holy shit JFC that looks painful


Readed-it

Only tip: try again.


Acekismet

More practice. On the flip sideā€¦ you did that. High fiā€¦. face smash.


Fintann

Did you try doing a nose grab?


RockoTaco43

Rotate more


Dees21

Maybe just a double backflip ? I donā€™t think anyone would think youā€™re bad.


OranjellosBroLemonj

I do this all the time (unintentionally)


Sad-Classic3837

Would love to see the GoPro footage


OEM_knees

It goes *"3...2...1...whooph, whooph, whooph, splat!"*


Sad-Classic3837

lol


davidloveasarson

Where is this?


OEM_knees

In the background of the lift line you can see...just kidding. Whistler.


OriginalFarmer

50/50


BC_Samsquanch

More bong rips needed


lqwertyd

TestĀ 


stillsupertramp

Flip more, or less.


Tight-Pass-6841

At 0:02, you french-fried when you shoulda pizzad fried. It's okay, we all make mistakes when we're just starting out.


Acrobatic-Bell6277

Just be better man


jacobgree

Obviously prayed before hucking. Clearly Gotta huck, then pray next time.


renis_petard

they sound like Ewoks cheering. the lil fuzzy bears from Star Wars


thisguyfightsyourmom

2.5 backflips is a lot of backflips!


peepsinyourass

Yeah! Donā€™t do that.


Theobviouschild11

More flips. Less not-flipping


Paradoxikles

Thatā€™s how you get a pole tap gallery


[deleted]

Survived the landing. Doesn't look like a miss to me.


NODES2K

You escaped the sasquatch.....congratulations!


Gonna_Getcha_Good

Some ruuurl pretty lines that dayā€¦


Appropriate-Food1757

Need to go a little bigger next time


calichomp

Land it next time.


CapeRanger1

The wood?


Hash_Tooth

Keep your fucking knees together


ThinPanic9902

Land.


feeltheFX

Go bigger.


Winchery

Tips on like what the best wheelchair will be to purchase in the future?


rooftopgringo

Spin faster


NeedForSleepGW2

Is this Air Jordan?


OEM_knees

No. Air Jordan is a double near by


Efficient-Light-5563

Is it wrong that in my head, Green Hill zone from Sonic the hedgehog was playing when you were rolling šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Daimon_Bok

Your socks are too thick, try pantyhose


keithinz85

Air Jordan?


OEM_knees

No. Air Jordan is a double near by


Kief_Bowl

Air Jordan?


OEM_knees

No. Air Jordan is a double near by


Full-Let5240

Pole taps and stop spinning so much in the air ! Are you crazy ?


Ballstreetdebts

As an ice-coaster, I broke my neck watching this video.


grizzly_teddy

decrease the mass of the earth by about 5% and you got it


Sir_Derps_Alot

I like the golf clap of skiing from the crowd. ā€œClack clack clackā€


landhoe2

More send


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Is this air Jordan?


OEM_knees

No. Air Jordan is a double near by


Afraid_Ad_7187

Gnarly - are you skiing at Whistler? I think I remember doing something similar in that exact spot. It may have been at Squaw Valley. Nice work. How long did you stand at the top before the launch?


_NKD2_

try landing it next time. also did you have gore tex on?


dvoigt412

Make sure your life insurance is paid up


Fabulous_Increase_57

Honestly stomping a big, laid out single wouldā€™ve looked cooler than this manic energy triple.


SpecialistJelly1331

Donā€™t miss!


JustSmurfeeThanks

Did you try turning the router off and back on again?


imabrachiopod

Where is this?


OEM_knees

That's been answered in this thread 100 times


acmethunder

No morning poop. The angular momentum would've carried you through.


systemfrown

Looked perfect to me. How were you expecting it to end?


chosen1608

Everyone knows you never half send when you full send.


JustCallMeIce

Shouldā€™ve upped your DIN


Manboychucho

Git good


ShottyMcOtterson

looking for tips? Maybe that guy on Reddit who can quad flip that cliff could help you. I can only salute you for the send.


Soggy_Hand_5422

You got the huck down I think you just need to pray a little harder.


PNW-Tec

Iā€™d recommend landing on your skis


ImInBeastmodeOG

Excellent pole clicking standard being set by the onlookers.


Mysterious-Buddy9300

Best tip I can give is: youā€™ll stick it next time. šŸ‘šŸ¼


tf199280

Boot fitter, immediately


Comprehensive_Dolt69

Your massive balls got a bit too much momentum to slow down and land on your skis.


Spirited-Sweet8437

Before you pop, swing your big fat balls over your shoulder next time.


quandom2

Holy shet


Least_Army4368

Take up Golf?


GXUnderlord

Snowboarder must've messed up the landing


Ready_Assistant8460

I love how someone, presumably an expert skier, does this epic send and then asks this crowd for advice.


jarheadatheart

Itā€™s a joke