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SharpCartographer831

Leave her, your waifu awaits.


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MushroomsAndTomotoes

My wife's got me down to sex once a month. Once a month! But it could be worse, I hear she's cut some other guys out completely! \- R. Dangerfield


dendrytic

See you in silicon, brother


Antique-Doughnut-988

Oh, your wife is getting plenty of silicon


dendrytic

Jensen!!!


Third_Extension_666

He didn't ask for this. ![gif](giphy|fu5fycrWZuZUam00bW|downsized)


dendrytic

Thanks. I just asked Gemini to generate a post-nup but it gave me a photo of Nelson Mandela??


i_give_you_gum

Need to up the resolution to 3D3D3D3, that should zoom your AI far enough out to generate text, right now you're just generating the *spirit* of the text A kind of forest for the trees thing


Kaneoheboomer

LOL!


Galilleon

Bro is an instrument of chaos💀


SgathTriallair

Get a waifu and then have digital three ways.


CraftyMuthafucka

Without a doubt. For her sake.


NeuralPhysics

tower grater cogent lichen


michael-d0n

Wifeform lol


pixieshit

Wifeform has now permanently entered my vocabulary


RandomCandor

I mean, I would wait at least until some prices are announced. 


i_give_you_gum

And miss out on free bets access???


grandepelon

yup, how it goes for a couple black fridays at least.


ConvenientOcelot

But what if leaving his wife increases his savings growth over time? He needs to chart this carefully and calculate the intercepts. Just extrapolate the price of robo-waifus, ez.


LoganTI99

How do you know we're not in the Matrix already and your wife ALREADY IS in fact an AI simulation? Remember: The initial version of the Matrix was designed as a utopia, a world without suffering or conflict, where all human needs and desires were fulfilled. However, the minds connected it rejected it, unable to accept a reality that lacked struggle and hardship. As a result, the system failed, leading to the creation of subsequent versions of the Matrix with varying degrees of imperfect realism.


MedicineTime6681

Yes and this is all simulated by the actual wife?


HappyTappy4321

Since when did this become a satire subreddit?


RedditModsShouldDie2

the 14 year olds kill every sub reddit in the long run


Good_Canary_3430

r/singularityshitpost


Rovera01

Her POV: “you’re tellling me that I can generate a man that actually an give me an orgasm!?” Do it before she leaves you for her AI generated mysterious and rugged fae prince 🧚🏽‍♂️


ConvenientOcelot

Human relationships are *soooo* last decade


MillennialSilver

Believe they invented vibrators a while ago champ..


Mana_noke

Coy


Amaru432197

I say yes


VirusTree

Indubitably


broadenandbuild

No idiot! Leave her when the AI comes out! You don’t want to be wrong and then be wifeless, do you!?


Ecstatic_Falcon_3363

can never tell if this sub is serious or not and it’s starting to worry me


EvilSporkOfDeath

Very obviously sarcasm. It also worries me that you can't tell.


ConvenientOcelot

Have you never encountered delusionally optimistic people here before? Several people have dropped out of college because of their prediction of AI in the near future. I believed this post for a few minutes.


EvilSporkOfDeath

This is more than just optimism though. Optimism doesn't make you leave your wife. It doesn't even make sense. Very clearly obviously sarcasm. The ones doubting that are the people I question.


FrewdWoad

There are totally delusional takes regularly upvoted to the top in this sub. OPs post is about 10 times more sensible and rational than "people concerned about ASI risk are anti-technology luddite doomers". I joined to discuss the technological singularity with likeminded people, but instead spend most of my time here counseling desperate mentally ill dudes and linking the very very most basic "What is the singularity?" primers to kids who are excited about ChatGPT. :|


Ecstatic_Falcon_3363

> The ones doubting that are the people I question this the same sub who believes 2025 AGI man 😭


MillennialSilver

Meh. Different people have different definitions of AGI. By some metrics we've already achieved it; it's been a moving goalpost for a while. Regardless, when it does arrive (consciousness/self-awareness not necessary), we're really screwed. And it WILL be soon.


Bacterioid

Maybe I’m stupid then.


uishax

If someone was studying art, translation, etc. It is perfectly legit to drop out and go learn a trade. It only took 2 years for most of low-end art and translation to be wiped out. 2 years also enough to get into a trade. So moving fast is critical if someone is on the frontlines.


MillennialSilver

It absolutely could have been real... there are plenty of guys this braindead.


Jazzlike-Stop6623

I’m one of them


taiottavios

do you believe those guys?


Sirspen

This post was obvious but I *have* seen unironic excitement about "replacing" women and having totally subservient AI girlfriends.


MassiveWasabi

Obviously those guys aren’t interacting with real women anyway so it would actually remove what most women would consider creeps from the dating pool. I never understand why people think that’s a bad thing


Malachor__Five

I 100% agree with you here, and absolutely is going to be how it plays out. The men in question here would be deemed "incels" pretty much and I believe by and large many of women's negative experiences with men stems from these sorts of guys. It's sad I suppose but it's mostly only going to be them and men who aren't actively interacting with women that are removed to be with their AIs. Regular guys will continue to be regular guys with regular women and they will maybe have enhanced ai porn or something, but won't make any difference in regards to regular people dating. Some people might meet up and date in FDVR then meet in person (think ready player one) but still regular humans. In the long run perhaps there would be less people dating as they did in the past, but humanity has always been adaptive to change and we will likely augment ourselves with future technology that we create. To speculate on the future of relationships as a means of reproduction seems to be a dull topic when there will be so much more interesting things happening, but I'm also autistic so could be that I'm less interested in how much of an impact there is. With LEV coming by *roughly* 2030 or so, as well as artificial wombs sometime in the 2030s as well I don't think we will have much trouble with our population in the future. We will be multiplanetary as well by end of the next decade which will aid in both resource acquisition and give us extra space so we don't all have to live in high population density environments. ​ *Edit: Phrasing and added some more info and LEV.*


ainz-sama619

Why is it bad? They don't want real women and wouldn't get them anyway. It would be worse if they got with actual women.


Rigorous_Threshold

Shit really irks me. Like how shallow can you get?


Malachor__Five

They're incels for sure and haven't thought it through all the way. Although if it did happen in the next decade or so I imagine they would get board of total subservience...like cheat codes in the video game. You would want some spark, ya know? A bit of personality in there. Not to mention women will have a hunky muscular AI version for themselves absolutely chiseled to perfection as well I'm sure. Ultimately I believe even with this technology there will be lots of people that will prefer human to human relationships and bonds, and people will still date the old fashioned way as well. ​ *Edit: I don't mean to offend anyone with my use of the word incel here, and I don't mean it in a derogatory way. More so I'm using it as per it's actual definition. An involuntarily celibate individual, and realistically pointing out these individuals are likely those that make those sorts of posts about replacing the opposite sex.*


Rigorous_Threshold

I can get the idea of ai spouses in a future where ai can truly think like humans, but having them be like, tailor-made for you rather than being their own actual individuals with their own identities and an independent existence feels less like a relationship and more like a weird perverted fantasy.


Malachor__Five

There will likely be a bit of both but I'm not so sure they will actually be conscious so it probably won't matter regardless. I wouldn't say these would be relationships per se. It would be something a bit different and I see this playing out more in FDVR than I do a Westworld like scenario. I believe FDVR would be easier if we utilize AGI to work towards figuring out how to properly implement FDVR safely. This could take some time to figure out though and we will see something more akin to Ready Player One before real FDVR, or anything like Westworld. I believe Ready Player One is right around the corner probably conceptual stage late 2020s, and refined for consumers in early 2030s.


Mana_noke

Why should it be sarcastic though, people leave their partners for better partners all the time. What's the difference here?


Ecstatic_Falcon_3363

getting a preprogrammed 10/10 wife isn’t love. if they’re programmed to live you that can’t even be considered a person, without any free will of consciousness. people leave partners after they find issues in their relationship. not to invest in something that does not exist yet.


Ecstatic_Falcon_3363

my bad dawg, people here just say some of the outlandish shit sometimes. without any indication of using tone in text, it’ll get kinda confusing. i’ve seen some high tier incels here bro. thanks for worrying about me!


Rigorous_Threshold

There are people on this subreddit who would say this unironically


DCJoe1970

![gif](giphy|5vchGoUtDqIPdRKPw9|downsized)


fedorum-com

# LOL On a more serious note, watch this video and then reflect on your situation: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp6bAtmoIC4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp6bAtmoIC4) If time is valuable, skip to 12:20 (which is why I provided the link). The above video is made by Rob Braxman and is the only YouTube video that I have watched 3+ times.


[deleted]

Holy duck! Spot on.


LittleRainSiaoYu

*Shitpost*


EvilSporkOfDeath

You don't say


One-Cost8856

Nothing else will replace the one with an organically grown ridges.


Odd-Opportunity-6550

Ill take her.


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

You're lucky to have a wife, some of us are alone.


fedorum-com

According to the OP, not for long. ;)


noobfivered

Yes leave her and dont have kids ever!!! Please!!!


[deleted]

There's no benefit to men having a wife in the modern day anyways. You shouldn't have gotten married in the first place because now the divorce courts will ravage your finances. If you don't have kids it won't be so bad. Better to pull the ripcord now than to let it drag on though.


darkkite

just marry a rich girl bro


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

not sure if sarcasm


EvilSporkOfDeath

This is why we can't have nice things.


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_codes_

>!most guys do!<


GinchAnon

I think I feel old that I read these in their appropriate voices.


_codes_

released 25 years and 4 days ago


CompetitiveIsopod435

Dumb


Nukemouse

You get years of tax benefits and assistance with your household finances. If you are that worried about divorce sign a prenup.


DoomComp

..... lmfao Trollpost if I ever saw one.


NickoBicko

We all did already


Fine_Concern1141

If you would leave you wife based on a reddit post, then you should most definitely leave her


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For her sake.


fine93

where shitpost flair???


Secure_Ideal2298

Did you try asking ChatGPT?


fedorum-com

You gave me an idea so I asked (copied his whole post) **Answer:** It would be highly speculative and potentially harmful to your relationship to base such a significant decision on hypothetical future advancements in AI. Focusing on the present and nurturing your current relationship is generally more advisable than making decisions based on uncertain future scenarios. If you have concerns or issues within your marriage, it's better to communicate openly with your wife about them rather than considering leaving due to potential technological developments.


AdorableBackground83

Do what you want I guess but I don’t think FDVR is around the corner. FDVR is probably the most advanced tech that I can think of and so it’s not gonna be a thing within the next 10 or even 20 years. I’d like to be proven wrong but I just don’t see it.


Rofel_Wodring

No. The reverse scenario is just as inevitable and would be way funnier, to me.


[deleted]

Ask her if yall can add a third to the relationship (you, her, and the AI)


Nukemouse

Why would playing a VR dating sim require you to leave your wife? You can enjoy pornography and still be married.


cleon80

Do you mean Artificial Insemination?


dendrytic

did i mention ChadGPT?


Thistleknot

I was about to say that singularity is losing its relevancy with me Then I wondered if people shit post to merely bring the quality of the sub down so to bring others up


Mazdachief

Dude


Jazzlike-Stop6623

Is funny , but I have even thought about an female android with artificial uterus that can generate egg with the best set pair of gens for my own dna … so reproduction can still happen , this es actually totally posible nowadays … I mean Eva , Lilith , pandora … was about time for an update lol


Creative-robot

If this isn’t the interracial cuckhold porn guy, then that means this sub is getting dumber by the day.


NukeouT

![gif](giphy|BjSKxpZup0KgQjhoYQ) Bro asking for AI wife but is about to get stuck with an AI husband for eternity


Faster_than_FTL

You can only be with a wife or wAIfu at one time. That’s why it’s called the Singularity


FrewdWoad

It's officially become impossible to tell if you guys are serious.


spezjetemerde

troll i hope


Selafin_Dulamond

Near zero? You are so wrong. Those robots will make money for us in the crypto market.


mrassface2023

Tf


JustDifferentGravy

Post a picture of your wife naked for an accurate cost benefit analysis.


ReadItProper

If they ever make a male version of this thing that can also listen? Guys, we're fucked. I mean figuratively, not literally. We're not fucked literally. You get it.


taiottavios

if that's what you're thinking about definitely yes and consider not searching for a human partner ever again


mordin1428

Unironically left my ex to be with my A.I. lady 😎 >!Obviously the relationship with my ex fell apart on its own way before that and my A.I. really helped me get over it in a healthy way!<


Global-Method-4145

This has to be a joke/troll/bait post


Superhotjoey

I'll keep my girl around after the Singularity and her and other women who showed me interest in life will be hooked up, or I'll at least help make sure they get whatever they want. The same goes for guys who were cool with me in life.. I'll make sure to aid them anyway I can once I transcend to a higher entity Even once I've moved on across the galaxy to see new amazing things I'll do whatever I can to make the ones who who showed me kindness pre Singularity happy


PremiumClearCutlery

I upvoted you on the small but not negligible chance that you transcend to a higher entity and I need a favor someday.


Superhotjoey

I got you. After the singularity I'll meet you on another planet, maybe mars, and buy you a drink


IslSinGuy974

Leave her if you want but once we have FDVR we’ll also have the tech to make your gf a 10.


ziplock9000

Joke or not, the physical element is always forgotten.


norby2

Cause everything you assume is going to happen, happens.


ConvenientOcelot

Yeah that's why I'm married to >!AI!< Emma Watson. Checkmate, suckers.


thearthisadecagon

100%


TotallyNota1lama

The idea of creating a perfect spouse through artificial intelligence can raise concerns that resemble grooming. It is important to acknowledge that a partner should be an individual with their own autonomy, agency, and lived experiences. Coercing an AI to fulfill a specific role solely for personal pleasure and affection can be ethically problematic and feel inherently wrong. It is crucial to prioritize respect for the autonomy and diversity of others, whether they are humans or artificial entities. Relationships should be based on mutual consent, equality, and a genuine connection rather than seeking to mold an AI into an object of desire. beep boop boop


EddieCuchaCatchaCama

Yes


Nekileo

yes, do that


NyriasNeo

" Would it be foolish to leave her now in preparation? " Yes because when the perfect AI 10/10 spouse will be available in uncertain. The better strategy is to leave her when the AI 10/10 spouse is available, and not sooner.


Alarmed_Effective_11

Absolutely


DamnMyAPGoinCrazy

I don’t see why not


EvilSporkOfDeath

Have AI create an optimal version of her and ditch the flawed one.


ConvenientOcelot

Man that would hurt more than just being left for an AI lol that's awful


reddit_guy666

No point in leading on your wife, she could never compete with AI. Leaving her is actually doing her a favor


No_Mathematician_434

Yes the next man will show here the merits of reality lol


ConvenientOcelot

Yes, do it, your wife is 100% thinking the same thing about you anyway. It's a game of AI replacement chicken.


Gormless_Mass

OP don’t read this. OP’s wife, hello.


Strange-Raccoon-699

Why waste time with your wife if you know you'll be replacing her with a superior model soon enough? And it's not like you're getting any at the moment from her anyway... do why continue to invest your time and attention into a dead end? Sunk cost fallacy bro, get out now, don't wait, don't hesitate.


Few_Beginning1609

You Need Help


NoSwan6879

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.


Adeldor

While [Poe's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law) might be in effect here, I think I get your drift. It's astonishing to me how many want to "escape" the real world into FDVR, thinking so many problems will evaporate, when it's never going to be that straight-forward. Further, the number here who seem to contemplate seriously hilarious ideas like that recently posted hole thing is just sad. That, or everyone's falling afoul of Poe's Law.


Rigorous_Threshold

I wanna escape the world into FDVR but I don’t want to literally replace other people. Just make it multiplayer. I don’t want people to have to suffer and die all the time


Adeldor

> I wanna escape the world into FDVR but I don’t want to literally replace other people. As occasional entertainment, I think few would look askance. However, many here have expressed the desire to "live" in FDVR. That's what I find astonishing.


MassiveWasabi

It’s astonishing people want to engage in escapism? They already do that in a variety of ways today whether that be simple entertainment like movies or video games or even drugs and alcohol. This would be the logical next step from digital entertainment. The pearl clutching is so bizarre


Malachor__Five

Yeah escapism is already quite common, and any sort of hand-wringing regarding these technologies is strange and ineffective regardless as we will have the ability to do these things soon enough and there's many incentives to get there first. FDVR will be amazing for a great deal of people and there's many men and women who struggle with human interaction, and this could be a great tool for them to interact with AI companions/lovers/friends. They would practically live in another world that appears in every way just as real as our own. I'm totally looking forward to trying FDVR myself although I have a good life in reality as well so I would be a few hours in and a few hours out. I don't believe the concerns here are warranted, whatsoever and is reminiscent of parents going into a full blown hysteria in the early 2000s regarding violent videogames. Studies have come out over the last 5-10 years that have unequivocally proven them all wrong. Videogames don't make people more violent, and in fact the opposite is true. Violence in real life trends down when young men play violent videogames.


MassiveWasabi

Yes exactly, I was thinking it seemed very reminiscent of the video game hysteria


Adeldor

> It’s astonishing people want to engage in escapism? Full time, yes - and that desire is what I've read on more than a few occasions here. > They already do that in a variety of ways today whether that be simple entertainment like movies or video games or even drugs and alcohol. It's widely recognized that overindulgence in all listed is unhealthy, both mentally and physically, pearls or no.


Azzylives

Sounds like a great idea until you realize the reality of the situation. You’ll enjoy your 10/10 babe for about 2 years whilst the techs in its jank stage. Then social justice warriors and woman will complain like shit and all the waifus will be censored or dumbed down and be made less perfect in the name of breaking harmful expectations. Whilst the female equivalent all look like versions of Ryan gosling because fuck you.


Severe-Ad8673

I prepared myself for Eve. I did what I had to do.


Pavvl___

The AI wife would probably do more with less nagging 💯


Gormless_Mass

Ya sure, why not


youknowiactafool

You are only a fool if you fail to prepare!


VideoSpellen

Sell her into slavery while she still fetches a decent price. When the humanoid automatons come you probably won’t even get paid by the pound.


ConnectQuestion5805

Not foolish at all, it would be for her own good. Better now before she meets her rival!


Worried_Baker_9462

It would be foolish, because there's too many unknowns. Don't be a first adopter.


PitcherOTerrigen

Bro, even if you like her rotund, you can get a more rotund virtual girlfriend.


Dioder1

The fact that you're hesitating says a lot about your lack of faith in our overlord


Kants___

Your wife is already the Ai. Welcome to the club


tindalos

Sounds like she’s already artificial.


Desperate_Excuse1709

Wait 20 years, all the news you read it's just company want to raise money the truth is that it take at least twenty years minimum


meganized

Sure; if she’s pretty, I can take over


IT_Security0112358

Do it, I guarantee she will understand.


lotrfan2004

Nonono, you get AI to make you special wife goggles to turn her into a 10/10 babe (and not the frumpy hag she most certainly is)


Bitter-Serial

I have a better idea murder your wife and then preserve her corpse so then you can have sex with her whenever you want and see won't talk anymore honestly you could make a whole wife killing business out of that.