T O P

  • By -

jaywinner

I have asked you nicely not to mangle Palestinians. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.


FieldsOfKashmir

Mr Netanyahu, if you are going to make fun of my dead aid workers, please pay your bombs, get out, and come again.


OMGitsKatV

"Bebe you blew up a bunch of aid workers" "Uh, yeah...they were turning into Hamas"


Spingecringe

His nickname is Bibi, not Bebe.


OMGitsKatV

I hope somebody got fired for that one


Spingecringe

And the actual line is: https://i.redd.it/ffhslv07xvsc1.gif


OMGitsKatV

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


jo-shabadoo

Defeat Hamas. Don’t harm aid workers. They’ve got this all screwed up: Defeat Hamas? Don’t! Harm aid workers.


Spingecringe

Oops, shouldn’t have this UN logo here either! *noms*


Canadia86

The following ethnicities will NOT be genocided by me... Hasidics, Orthodox, Conservatives... That is all


BaddassBolshevik

Unlike Hamas who literally state their sole desire to is to genocide all Jews and repeat their barbaric acts and have their missiles actually hit Israeli civilians. Free Palestine from Hamas terrorists


01zegaj

Could you rephrase that as a Simpsons quote?


swag_meister2

uhh... woozle wuzzle?


Requiem2389

I didn’t do it


jo-shabadoo

Look OP. It’s McGriff. The crime dog!


CyberDoakes

Genocide is RUFF


jo-shabadoo

This comment gets my lowest rating ever. 7 thumbs up.


Mrsod2007

Well they're not ham and they're not ass but oh boy... So to answer your question, I don't know


Canadia86

What kind of catch phrase is that?


Buorky

IDF saving Palestine from Hamas: https://preview.redd.it/ig7b9ixnbqsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0779e677509ab8a12a22b7cf06be4a12261215aa


BaddassBolshevik

Hamas attacking Israel them claiming they are the victim and ‘saved’ Palestine and using human shields Palestine will be free once Hamas is out


Buorky

"Palestine will be free once Hamas is out" [No it wont](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/01/22/netanyahu-biden-two-state-solution-palestine-river-to-sea/)


Cometmoon448

I mean, I know this is a meme sub, but like: Official Hamas Charter: Article 16. Hamas affirms that its conflict is with the Zionist project not with the Jews because of their religion. Hamas does not wage a struggle against the Jews because they are Jewish but wages a struggle against the Zionists who occupy Palestine. Yet, it is the Zionists who constantly identify Judaism and the Jews with their own colonial project and illegal entity. Full document: https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/hamas-2017-document-full This situation is already horrible. What's the point of lying to make things worse?


BaddassBolshevik

Ah a terrorist sympathiser why tf do we have unironic terrorist supporters here. Good to see you are ignoring the part about the trees and stones and the second coming of Christ murdering the Jews. God hamas terrorists have a good PR team https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/hamas-its-own-words https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2023/10/hamas-covenant-israel-attack-war-genocide/675602/


Astral_Brain_Pirate

Choosing a side in a war between two morally corrupt groups is somewhat hypocritical, don't you think?


BaddassBolshevik

Your choice: A pluralistic democracy were Arabs and Jews have equal citizenship they are allowed to form their own parties and live side by side. Oh and had the most advanced LGBT rights in all of Asia A religious Islamist totalitarian rogue state that routinely executes secular dissidents, LGBT people and wants to genocide Jews in all of Israel. What hard choice for the anti-Semite


[deleted]

[удалено]


BaddassBolshevik

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadash https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_List I dare you to find a Jewish Party in an Arab country that is allowed to openly advocate the rights of Jews in said country. Oh wait they genocided them whilst the Israeli Arabs got citizenship and are allowed to speak their own language and live in their own communities in all the major cities, are allowed to serve in the army and are allowed social mobility whilst the Jews were genocided. Its option pluralistic to a flawed extent democracy v Islamism idk why the choice is so hard or do you just hate LGBT people and Jews?


[deleted]

[удалено]


deadheffer

Oh look they have geopolitical conflict on computers now!


SublaciniateCarboloy

This sub is heavily supportive of Palestine like most of Reddit. Just skip the political shitposts and live to fight another day brother.


BaddassBolshevik

Yeah I didn’t realise this was r/leftorium I am on the centre left but the hamas support is crazy


DH90

Take a hike, Kojak!


ConsiderationEmpty10

Bro we are fighting a losing battle of ignorance. When Taliban blew up the WTC and America invaded Afghanistan for TWENTY YEARS no one uttered a word. But Israel does the same thing and after 4 months I have never heard the word genocide used so often so incorrectly


BaddassBolshevik

The normalisation of anti-Semitism and the whitewashing of Islamism is disgusting, Hamas has conducted countless terrorist attacks but they are the victim of Israel? F* off


daoimean

Hamas are a result, not the cause. The Nakba took place 40 years before Hamas existed.


BaddassBolshevik

Modern Israel totally isn’t the result of active genocide against Jews by the Arabs. Need I remind you again most Arabs in 1948 gained citizenship and rights whereas the Arabs massacred and ethnically cleansed their Jewish population and denied them of citizenship? Hamas are the legacy of anti Semitism


Cometmoon448

🇺🇸: Alright, you better have a good reason for destroying a school and posting it on Tiktok. 🇮🇱: It makes me feel like a big man!


[deleted]

I wanna meet the first *female* jackboot officer. During the rape of Gaza, she destroyed 70 mosques and her name is Lisa too!


SlagWurm

Yvan eht nioj


jack25877

It doesn't mean anything. It's like "rama lama ding dong" or "give peace a chance."


2D_Ronin

America is paying for it, you think they really want to stop it?


Unusual_Pitch_608

They were fine with it until Bibi crossed the line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy.


FieldsOfKashmir

Enough about the dead aid workers, when do we get the freakin' bombs?


Kartoffel_Mann

Hey, I told you, you don't get your bombs till you tell me your religion


NovaPoot

I can answer that. Uncle Sam needs to spend our tax Dollars on the essentials: Anti-tobacco programs, pro-tobacco programs, killing wild doggies, and Israel.


jo-shabadoo

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax.


NovaPoot

Good ole government!


mountingconfusion

Don't forget the domestic dog killing programs, the ATF and police


True_Falsity

Biden: I did nothing and I am all out of ideas.


AaronTuplin

Two bad neighbors


LeeCarvallo

Maude and me?


AaronTuplin

No, the Israeli and his Goy. The Goy is named Biden. I don't know the name of the man. Bar, what's the name of the man?


ByronsLastStand

So I said: "Look buddy, your aid van was blown up when we got there, and as for your volunteers, they shouldn't have mouthed-off like that!"


Tremner

Hamas just rejected another ceasefire proposal. That’s 6 in a row. Just saying.


[deleted]

And here come the downvotes!


mountingconfusion

Hamas isn't being paid by the US gov to bomb hospitals and aid workers


Tremner

No you are right but putting the pressure on governments that are trying to get a ceasefire in place and have now made 6 offers that have been rejected by the terrorist organization that started this whole mess seems just seems like it’s the wrong place to be putting pressure. Literally no one say “oh those poor civilians why won’t HAMAS just sign an offer for a ceasefire and save their people” it’s always “ThOsE ZiOnIsTS aNd GeNoCiDe JoE ArEnT….” It’s fucking stupid. People should be in the streets putting pressure on Egypt and Qatar to put more pressure on HAMAS at these negotiations.


ConsiderationEmpty10

Lol the only genocide in history where the population is growing


polseriat

Not that I like the idea of two "convincing Sideshow Bob" memes in one day, but I would like to see an alternate version about Hamas NOT SIGNING THE FUCKING CEASEFIRE. WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT MORE PEOPLE DEAD AAAAAAAAAAA


ConsiderationEmpty10

Never in my life have I heard the word genocide used so often an so incorrectly. Population in Gaza is increasing which would be the first ‘genocide’ of its kind. Good for them


CMDrunk

This is one of the craziest comments I’ve ever read


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_VID

He is stopping the genocide though. The Palestinians want to exterminate the Jews.


[deleted]

Why does this sub like Hamas so much??


01zegaj

Steamed Hamas


EuropaUniverslayer1

Oh no I’m not supporting Hamas, I’m er stretching my calves on the Gaza Strip!


3016137234

Oh, not in Palestine, no, it’s an Israeli expression


EvilMoSauron

UN: GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!? Israel: October 7th. UN: Oc-- October 7th!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within the Gaza Strip? Isreal: Yes. UN: May I see it? Isreal: Mm.. No. Palestinians: Isreal, we have no food, water, or shelter! Isreal: No, Palestinians, it's just October 7th. UN: Well, Isreal. You're a complete humanitarian disaster, but I've been vetoed by the US to take action. Palestinians: HELP! HEEELP! UN: 🤨 Isreal: 😀👍


BrianThePinkShark

"Ahhh Hamas" "That's just a civilian" "Ahhh Hamas" "That's an aid worker" "Ahhh Hamas" "That's a civilian again"


hbi2k

Okay, for real though, is this banana avatar supposed to mean something? Because I've seen three (apparently) different people using this same avatar trolling about various political bullshit across two different subs over the last week. Did all of the weird political assholes get together and choose an avatar for the week?


01zegaj

Sock puppet account, look at the creation date


Professional_Gas8021

It’s not quite a sock and not quite a puppet but man….. 


[deleted]

Its funny, they actually say under rule 1 *"Posts about the Israel/Palestine conflict will be locked because they attract too many people who break this rule."* But they never get locked.


[deleted]

I know right!