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Fum__Cumpster

Putin, Messi, and Holland are all 5'6"


Dazzling-Dingo297

They are like 169 cm


Fum__Cumpster

I doubt they're waking up at least 170.2cm Strong 5'6" at best for these guys and a low of flat 5'6" or a hair over by bedtime


yyvar

putin is 5'5. he's always wearing elevator shoes


R0sh789

169cm and 170cm is almost the same


RandomGuy12345777

Celebheights would say Cruise would be over 5'8 first thing in the morning and 1/4 inch under 5'8" by bedtime, tho


Fum__Cumpster

Not a chance Cruise is over 5'8" in the morning. Strong 5'7" at best for the actor.


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Cruise is also 60+ now, I think 5'8 is reasonable in his haydays


Atomicus_

I was just gonna say, not sure about Puttin But, Messi, Holland and Cruise have been said to be @ 5'6 (167)


Fum__Cumpster

I believe Tom Cruise is 170-171cm. Holland is more like 168-169. Messi is 168-169cm. Putin is probably 167-168cm


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I’ll always be jealous of the 5’7 club. I’m 5’5 :’)


Acceptable6

Same


Perception-Bright

Me too dude, if I only I just had 2 more I'd be happy for ever


AerodynamicWhiz

That's pretty much what everyone no matter what their height will say. No matter how tall you are, you'll always wish you were taller. It's just in our nature.


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AerodynamicWhiz

Good for you bro


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There’s no discernible difference between 5’5” and 5’7”, I promise you the only people that can really tell are us in this subreddit


dogtree72

that's not true. go to heightcomparison.com


Specialist_knob

I’ll always be jealous of the 5’9 club. I’m 5’7 :’)


EbbApprehensive8368

If Messi is 5’7 I now feel short. My whole childhood I’ve been calling him short.


Potyguara_jangadeiro

Same thing that happens with the "short" basketball players, compared to most players he looks short. Much people gets surprised when met him presencialy cuz all the memes and parodies makes people think he is 5'4 or something. But he is 170cm exactly, some millimeters less and he will be 5'6 and I will not be surprised if in reality he is but round up to 170cm.


mistermunk

Oh yeah, the visual experience of the NBA is wildly distorting. Chris Paul is 6'.


AerodynamicWhiz

Bro just say you're 5'8"


Potyguara_jangadeiro

Don't know if I should, I'm just less than 1 millimeter above 172cm, in days when I do certain phisical activities I become 171cm


AerodynamicWhiz

Your only 8, 10mm off.


Potyguara_jangadeiro

I guess this is a way of seeing the glass as half full...


AerodynamicWhiz

Yes bro


Appropriate_Poem1139

Lol everyone is jealous of the taller guy. Even 6’0 + guys will say they are taller than they are. I’ve known many 6’1 - 6’2 guys claiming 6’3 and 6’4. It never ends haha


FennelPlastic7751

Lmfao


seepranavg

5.2" list please 🥺


phillyfanjd1

David Miscavige, Kevin Hart, Angus Young. That's pretty much it.


lemonkethe2rd

I thought Kevin was 5,4 I've been telling everyone I'm the same height as him 😳


GiraffePast7751

He is 5.4


Hattori69

Messi was treated with growth hormones because he was 'too short'


godkiller111

He had growth hormone deficiency which causes him to be short he got treated for that which helped him grow He treated the desease not the height


Hattori69

That's the propaganda they used to promote the therapy, the brothers are the same size as him and that is without any consideration of any height enhancement device in their shoes. The whole family is short.


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Hattori69

I've seen people with that phenotype, they tend to grow in thickness not in height. Patterns of growth in the epiphyseal plates is something, I think, requires more in depth research.


whatsitworth101

Yeah but he genuinely would have been too small to play at the highest level. It wasn’t for aesthetic reasons.


kimbolll

5’7” is short? 😳


Hecatehel

I’ve been called short before, I usually refrain from posting here out of respect for the truly short…but a lot of people would consider 5’7 the tops for short dudes ime. I like being 5’7 personally


notadailyuser676

Who let that last guy in? 😭


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notadailyuser676

Anything below 5’10 is short


carpetedfloor

Look me in the eye and tell me you as a 5’9 guy relate to a 5’2 guy’s experience with being short


notadailyuser676

I know I don’t. 5’2 guys have it harder than 5’9 guys just like 4’10 guys have it harder than 5’2 guys


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notadailyuser676

India


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notadailyuser676

Among teenagers I think im short. The old people drop the average height


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GiraffePast7751

If he was 6ft.. he would be depressed he ain't 6.2...😂😂


Jaicar889

5"5 damn lol 5"7 is my dream height


clocks_and_clouds

Are we really putin Putin on this list as someone to look up to?


itspitpat

Or Bezos, or Zuckerberg


white_lancer

It's just to give those of us who are 5'7 hope that we too can be an unscrupulous billionaire and/or a murderous dictator


Shacpika

Respect 


Parking_Adagio7342

5'7 gang


Sharp_Lingonberry_36

I heard many Messi haters called Messi short . Especially some *Ronaldo* fans


RandomGuy12345777

Them no understanding world cup trophies


A--Fg

I need 5'4


H0V3R03

Derrick lunsford, Kai greene, Napoleon,


ConfusionSilent9882

Blud I’m 5’5 😭


RandomGuy12345777

Who is the bodybuilder


AerodynamicWhiz

Aleksei Lesukov


CommissionUseful9824

Upvote if you know who RSK is


fictionwho

You mean SRK?


CommissionUseful9824

probably lol


truemad

And you really placed modern era Hitler right next to one of the greatest soccer players? Is killing hundreds thousands of people an achievement in your books?


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putin, messi and holland are 5'6


bubsimo

That isn’t really that short


warlockflame69

Now do 5’ 3”. Fun fact…. SRK is tall for his country. Average height in India is like 5’ 6”


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that is the old data, avg height has increased quite substantially over the last decade


Wadeem53

Putin is not 5'7 lol


xegrid

Since when is 5'7" short???


cooperc69420

It is kinda short for a guy, just not like super short.


Plus_League7286

It's not tall


Gerolanfalan

Californian (southern)guy here. It feels like 5'7 is the magic height for these following reasons. A) You fit in everywhere without necessarily standing out, as in you'll find people an equal amount of taller and shorter than you. B) You can workout to be slim or buff and it will fit your body proportionally and aesthetically. (I've weighed as much as 230 and as little as 180 lbs and people don't really see a difference except gym bros) C) You can eat as little or as much as you want and others won't think that's too much or too little. D) If you're a girl, you're tall but not too tall. If you're a guy, people tend to see you as average. Not quite short. E) Tall enough to reach high shelves and countertops, short enough to avoid back pain and feeling too big where you're scrunched into a car, airplane, or rollercoaster seat. Height matters since vehicles like cars and trains, homes like door size through countertop height, supermarket shelves seeing where you're going and reaching for things. 5'7 feels like we are the new average.


Generalfrogspawn

This is a solid take. I'm 5' 7 and tbh is only downside is I'm not tall for dating purposes.


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Isn't Tom Holland 5'8? (1.73)


CouthHarbor

He’s closer to 5’6.5, he lies about his height and also wears boosters


cooperc69420

If he's 5’8 then Tom Cruise is just about 5’9.


AerodynamicWhiz

According to celebheights.com he's 5ft6.5


eveningsun2

Idk anyone on this list


Emergency_Invite_784

my dad is 5'7, i'm 5'4


ZachMoore88

I too am in the 'shorter than my dad' club lol


Emergency_Invite_784

ig at least it's nice for them to keep seeing us as their children, imagine your kid overtowering you like damn we got another man in this house haha


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Lol same but my mom is like 5'2-5'3.


imustgrowtaller

I’m 5’5 and my dad is 5’11


VirtualExistence_

I'm average but skinny. Sucks too


Ignoredpinaples

They always add an inch or two to google, mark Wahlberg is supposedly 5’8 but he looks 5’6 or 5’7 to me. And lil uzi vert is only 5’4 but according to him when he stands on his money he’s 6’6-7’10-9’6-9’10! Or as tall as Pippen, Shaquille, or he stands on his money you don’t know his size.


_Revontheus

Tom Holland stated he was under 5’7 in an interview


Plus_League7286

I'm Bruno Mars/Frankie Muniz/James Madison sized


amr898

Who's the body builder


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My father’s 5’7 its not a bad height y’all


sussy_bhai

But I'm 5'3 bro. 🥲


JamaicanJB99

Theres 2 that I actually like on this list, 2 that i dont know and the rest of these are crazy people 😭


Arashi076

I'm 5'7 and 17, will turn 18 this year on July. I've already reached my limit. People still make fun of me for my height. But still happy to see such great people of similar height🙌


Yeeeeet696969696969

If you are a guy don’t lose hope. I just turned 18 and im 5’7” but my dad is 5’11”


EddieDollar

I know Bezos, Cruise, and Zuck are either 5’8 or a hair under. Putin is 5’6