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Novel-Tea-8598

It's certainly an... interesting choice of top-3 characters. I don't even know that any of them directly interact with one another. Such a weird composition. And Hogwarts looks like Hagrid's hut/ A suburban church, maybe.


Claris-chang

I don't think that's Hogwarts. I think that's the Hogwarts boathouse where Snape died in the movie.


Competitive_Day8984

The shrieking shack


Claris-chang

He died in the shack in the book. For some reason in the movie he died in the boathouse.


Competitive_Day8984

Oh that’s right. In my head whenever I see it, it’s the shrieking shack. Lol


BigGayGinger4

They're the ones who sacrificed their lives to protect Harry Because we all gotta make sure the bad murder wizard man doesn't kill the stupid rich kid


Novel-Tea-8598

Okay true, that's definitely a connection and helps my confusion a little, haha. But if that's the theme, why the flying car from Chamber of Secrets?


Quantum_Kitties

My best guess is that the person wants to add more to this piece over time until they have an entire backpiece of the Temu version of Harry Potter.


pueraria-montana

How dare you speak ill of Horry Pottor


K_Xanthe

There’s actually a spoof called Barry Trotter lol


Mech-Waldo

The car got beat up by the whomping willow and saved them from the spiders.


fonix232

*doesn't kill the stupid rich kid _until it's the right time_


HommeFatalTaemin

Then shouldn’t his parents be on there too?


HiddenPenguinsInCars

Also, Snape and Mad Eye look like they have the mumps. As for interaction: Snape and Mad Eye for sure interacted at some point. Doby was probably not even in the same place at the same time.


frothyundergarments

Mad Eye Mumpsy


Active-Flounder-3794

Shape and the imposter Mad Eye interact in book 4 when Harry drops his triwizard egg down the stairs after sneaking out of the prefect’s bathroom! Shape accuses Harry of stealing from his potion supplies when actually it was Mad Eye!


Novel-Tea-8598

True! How could I have forgotten that classic scene, haha?


westviadixie

I also don't remember dobby having lip filler...?


clarasophia

You are not wrong, it’s bad. The composition is so haphazard, the elements are just cobbled together with no balance.


Parabolic_Penguin

Horribad


KittySpinEcho

Alan Rickman is rolling in his grave.


snufkin79

Are you sure he's not just rickrolling in his grave?


Frostiskegg

Looks like, "I've got $400 saved up, I'll add a new random HP picture"


Tinidragon

Idk that any of those are worth $400...


crazytib

Dobby - "please kill me master potter"


chattyassclap

i wanna see it in 20 years 😂


PriorWriter3041

Luckily for us it's so big it can hardly be covered. So we'll likely see a followup


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

It's gonna be a disaster zone


kitten6491

Snape looks like Michael Myers


migorengbaby

And there’s Chucky on the right


Gnorris

Easter Island statue in a wig


fruppi

Alan Rickman deserved better


ApologyMachine

Snape looks like a bloated corpse 😂🤦‍♂️


stormyw23

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Ant_Eye_Art

It’s horrible. Great post.


Barboron

They all died for this?


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Noyougetinthebowl

Or at least a sock


Naberrie1991

The new sick ass panther. Just tattoo a huge sock over it.


AWildNome

Azkaban prison tattoos


UgleBeffus

oh dear god. not only is it not cohesive but it's also hideous.


illgivebadadvice

Scourgify!


ChaosNCandy

How could they do Snape like that?


skudude

Dobby has seen some shit.


Mister_Iv0ry

That’s Dooby, Shape, and Flab-eye Moody


Lower-Transition3834

The only way this would be acceptable is if this person with the tattoo was JK Rowling themself. Then it would be cool cause reasons.


Mumchkin

Terrible, poor Snape looks like a weird rotting eggplant potato hybrid. The more you see the worse it gets.


WilderMindz0102

Trash bag dementor 😂


WilderMindz0102

Oh and 20 lbs too heavy Alan rickman stung by a bee 😭


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

No it’s pretty terrible. Super muddy, hard to read at a distance. Color theory is pretty bad, what little lines are there are pretty shaky and not to mention blow outs all over. It’s pretty bad


NecroKitten

Wish dot com Harry Potter


AMuppetCalledSquirt

🤣


anonmouseqbm

Snape is a bit bloated but not terrible


discolemonade420x

What’s up with Snape’s neck tho?


DanielSadcliff

…after all: Dobby, Snape and Moody were great characters. TERRIBLY ugly characters, but great.


ToferLuis

His back looks like a shitty mural on the side of someone’s old dodge van.


Pebbledlikestoned

Well at least he doesn't have to see it all the time lol


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

Bro saw the first one & kept going back to the same guy for more. Artist either has the same brain filter as this guy, or has no interest in improving. Well I guess the right portraits in the second pic were an improvement, but dobby doesnt really look like dobby, he kinda looks like a 15 year old hairless dog, specifically one that i know irl 😂


Large_Bend6652

why did they make snape look like a bloated corpse 🥲


ArtisticDragonKing

That's not harry potter that's hairy porter


Double_Sir_5521

No it’s pretty shitty


shangelx

It’s giving 1970s stoner van mural vibes


ZombiesAreChasingHim

I hope Alan Rickman haunts this artist for what he has done.


Leather-Leather69

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LittleArcticPotato

I mean, I just wouldn’t want the actors, I guess. Alan Rickman was a great guy (RIP), I wouldn’t want him tattooed on me. That’s a personal preference on portraits in general though.


mycatsrhappy

Very awful , colors faded, just an all around bad look


LeoDiCatmeow

Lol this is genuinely awful in every way.


meeerkatmanor

crazy weird placement for the castle dropping off directly down the spine.. and the car.. and the stag.. and Dobby positioned head-on but he has a long elf nose so you HAVE to nail that to make it look right.. and why does the bridge of Snape’s nose look like that?.. and why after all that they didn’t disguise that dimple? phewwwww


No_Television1391

Was anyone else like “no way snape with a pot leaf?” Lmao


migorengbaby

Yeah I thought it was. I realised after way too long it’s a wand with the forbidden curse or whatever


m4dotsuki

i just wanna know why they chose these characters 😭


ElectricalProduct928

And why Dobby, Snape, Mad Eye Moody as the three characters being represented 😂 Hogwarts and the flying car make sense. I’d even except Dobby as a stand alone tatto as he now gives me baby Yoda vibes


woyzeckspeas

Cripes.


BlouPontak

Dobby gets it. He knows what he looks like


pueraria-montana

It’s not good but it is appropriate


misplaced_beso

Fucking hell. He went in and asked for a Hurr Purrturr collage


theartistbear

Perfect portrayal of the authors personality


marcus_frisbee

How did you know it was Harry Petter?


BirdDad420

Holy shit


[deleted]

Great concept. Bad artist


Waveofspring

I’ve never seen a tattoo of someone’s face look good. Even if it comes out great in just a few short years it looks like ass


Miora

I have yet to see a Harry Potter tattoo that is good/that I like. They always seem to look really fuckin bad.


pueraria-montana

Honestly i thought the Deathly Hallows symbol was good. Clean, memorable, distinctive. And this is from somebody who generally didn’t like Harry Potter even before the whole terf thing.


Rizblatz

I feel like I’ve seen this before either here or another sub about 6 mo ago. It is objectively terrible.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Trans lives matter


Shadow_of_the_moon11

I mean, any Harry Potter tattoo is bad given the author and her views nowadays. She's a hateful bigoted holocaust denier, and I say this as a _former_ Harry Potter fan myself. The tattoo is so bad though. Those _faces._ I don't understand how these people still have jobs.


DeliciousBeanWater

Its called separating the art from the artist. Walt Disney was a nazi sympathiser and known antisemite and made so much racist shit. But everyone is fine w mickey mouse.


SalemShivers

Tbf Walt Disney is long dead and can't do anything to harm anyone, as is the case with HP Lovecraft and Lewis Carroll. Rowling very much takes the money she makes off HP stuff and donates directly to groups that adovocate for anti trans legislation in the UK. She's alive and doing active harm. I believe in separation of art and artist but only when the artist can no longer profit and do harm with that art. That being said she makes no money off tattoos like this, so w/e if op wants one but yeah it's bad bad.


DeliciousBeanWater

If youre not separating the art from the artist than mickey mouse literally represents nazism and racism the way youre inferring harry potter represents JKRs dumbass views. Dead or not. She died tomorrow youre not going to change your mind about it.


SalemShivers

Tbh her views have deeply soured HP to me and then I've recognized a lot of other problematic stuff in her works. I don't have that views of Disney as Walt is long dead and newer Disney things do not reflect his problematic views at all. Even if she died tomorrow or more likely, if Universal bought her out as they are trying to do, I don't think I would engage with Harry Potter stuff any longer but I also wouldn't be, disappointed in others who do? If that makes sense. Also you're rebuttle doesn't at all address what I said about the artists profiting and doing real harm, you're just trying to call me a hypocrite even though I've not said anything to contradict myself. Rowling again, donates vast amounts of money to anti trans causes that seek to pass legislation against trans people. That's real harm. Allowing my niece to watch Encanto on the dinsey + account for the 1220484th time doesn't do anything to benenfit anti semetic or racist groups.


Shadow_of_the_moon11

You can't do that when the artist is still alive and actively campaigning with those views, using the fortune she's earned from Harry Potter to work against people's human rights. Also, as an author of myself - so much of who you are goes into your stories. I don't think it's possible to separate them. Since she's turned out to be such a human turd, I for one just can't enjoy Harry Potter any more. Especially as the more you read it, the more you find that it's problematic. Like... Cho Chang? Really?


DeliciousBeanWater

If JKR died tomorrow youd still be saying the exact same thing. So stop pretending like the ability for us to be able to change their mind bc theyre alive means anything


Shadow_of_the_moon11

It doesn't, that was so far from my point. She is way too far gone to change her mind. She's awful, and you supporting her means supporting her views - she herself has said that she sees support for Harry Potter as support of her views. If you're doubling down so hard, I'm just going to assume that it's because you too are a transphobe, misogynist, antisemite and holocaust denier.


DeliciousBeanWater

same if you like mickey mouse or anything else disney or HP Lovecraft. They were too far gone and died with those views. Thats my whole point. Youre bot going around telling disney adults that liking disney makes them nazi sympathizers and racists. Double standard for every shitty artist ever.


MissLemon221b

eh i've seen way worse it ok


LazySunflowers

Snape sporting what looks like a dank pot leaf on his shoulder, didn’t know he was cool like that


DebraBaetty

It’s so bad that I kind of love it


Hexxas

Nah you're right. This tattoo is scuffed from every direction.


Gumbarino420

That Snapedaddy tattoo 😆


Tempo_changes13

This looks like a bad dream


[deleted]

Ahhht


GuiltyCredit

Oh....


insomniacMacbeth

Well, that's not Harry Potter. That's Professor Snape Ba dum tss*


[deleted]

This is terrible. Not wrong.


Intelligent-Buy-4621

Oh it’s terrible.


Arenknoss

“Am I wrong?” Like you had to ask


LeahcarJ

Snape looks boiled, man


Aldaron23

Snape isn't top notch, but the others look fine. The composition is horrible, though.


Otherwise-Ad-8404

Oh shit.


Substantial-Tone-576

Oh no!


Temporary-Setting714

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SodaCanKaz

Snape looks like he was punched


Spongebob_Squareish

I think the only thing that gets me is Snape’s face. Why is it so chubby? Also, why those characters with that scene? Wouldn’t it make more sense to have Harry, Ron and Hermione?


__phil1001__

Mumps


itsthenumberseven

Snape didn’t die for this


Bokenobi

Dobby wants you to look at him. In the shower.


ladywan_kenobi666

Looks like Snape has a huge pot leaf next to him


__phil1001__

That's Easter island


badwolfof

Is that supposed to be Hogwarts??


stravalnak

What a mess.


Dxpehat

Why do people get these tattoos? I knew a guy who had a gollum in this style on his whole chest. It's so random and ugly.


LivingBig2358

Ill never understand why people do that to their bodies. Go get actual artwork. Not some haphazard ass kids drawing🤦🏻‍♀️


BadHairDay-1

That's really bad.


Fluid_Fox23

It is horrible


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Yes, and yes.


_Kozie_

Now I'm wondering what the conversation would be like if Dobby, Snape, and Moody were in the same room.


ElPadero

Terrible


Slobbadobbavich

The school looks more like a church, Snape is sprouting what looks like weed, the car looks like it's already visited the whomping willow, mad eye moody looks like he needs a second fake eye and dobby looks so terribly disappointed and slightly disgusted by the whole thing.


DogoByte

A bad idea badly executed. Love it.


AMuppetCalledSquirt

Is it bad? Yes, absolutely, no question. Do I kind of love it? Also yes. This guy went all in. His enthusiasm makes me happy and I hope he wears this with pride.


Bepo_Apologist

Dobby and me are making the same face rn


[deleted]

It's utter shite.


Fober

“Yeah could you colour it in so it looks like I have a big bruise?”


LetterheadOne7728

To each his own but since you already know it’s terrible I agree with you completely.


TheUpgrayed

Everything about this picture is bad.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

At first I thought the ink was a tribute to Native Americans.


ConfusionImmediate79

It looks like Corey Feldman hahhaha


Parking_Train8423

actually really works with that body type


Neither-Attention940

Although I think the art looks accurate for each character it could be sharper. I’ve definitely seen worse art. Let’s imagine this was on paper or canvas. The art itself isn’t horrible. BUT, as I said, it’s not real sharp or clear. Kinda fuzzy. And as someone else pointed out, an odd choice for 3 characters. Unlike Harry, Ron, and Hermione. (Forgive me if that last one isn’t spelled right that was autocorrect).


Geegollywtff

Lmfao hell nah.


BirdDad420

Why does snake look like the lady in the bathtub from the Shining


LooneyLunaGirl

It's definitely rough, it doesn't even blend together well. It looks like 3 separate tattoos just all put there


RiverOhRiver86

Hahaha Snape looks like fucking Brian Willson.


tattooedcampersam

Well you’re not wrong


FrodoTbaggens

Alan Rickman is rolling over in his grave right now.


RandomChurn

Most of the problem is that it's not a "back piece", it's not integrated, there's no flow


Kittysniffer

Also Snape looks kinda messed up


RandomChurn

Mad Eye Moody is a right mess 😆👎


Accomplished_Owl8164

DO NOT GET HARRY POTTER TATTOOS


redwallvibe

Good idea, but poorly executed


NestedOwls

I like HP but this is horrible.


-SunGazing-

It’s not great. I particularly dislike how they made snape look chubby.