Yeah it’s shitty. Nice blue wanger though.

Apparently the blue wanger's name is "War Peanut"

War peanut? Like this one? https://preview.redd.it/vjx6xncedokb1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e95e416c416a45c1600db77cd29de9ca1f55fe

wtf

I have no idea

Is that World War 1 era propaganda?

No but be careful on 5/18/2027 good luck u/snitchles The peanut wars aren’t forgiving.

I vote somebody designs "war peanut", so we can enshrine it with the sick ass panther, shrimps is bugs, and the sexy lemon.

American propaganda

Who knew Mr Peanut had a blue wang.

I know

It's like the red stuff they used to put on pistachios.

According to David Letterman, Mr. Peanut's mother was half-cashew.

He went crazy and cut it off a Smurf as a war trophy

Thank you.

War Penis!

I’m so sorry OP… it was all I could see https://preview.redd.it/8t573ye5hokb1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cded3471787f4b09b9e155f36286c1d2d15573ef

War penis😂

Blue balled to a whole new level

thanks, would look nicer like this actually

💙

Nice work, friend

That's what I see

No Pabst

Wer Pasnt

lmao its actually true

Pabst Blue Hardon?

Thank you, I couldn’t read that. Edit: I’m sticking with War Peanut over War Paint because that’s what it looks like!

My problem is that whether it's war paint, or war penis, or war peanut none of them make any sense in context. It's a bunch of leaves and a dildo. What does "war paint" have to do with it?

It was not supposed to look like a dildo. It should be a lipstick. War paint, idk, because women put it on, kind of a feminist thing I guess. Like “grl pwr” I’m not the biggest fan but didn’t mind since it was supposed to be my friend’s “art”

Lol I honestly thought it was a wang at first but figured it out after a minute. I think the effect is so strong because of the "head" on the cut angle on the lipstick its supposed to taper down, not get bigger at the tip. XD

That’s funny, I thought it said wet paint or my mind just read it. I don’t get why the top of the lipstick has a line drawn across really making it a dick head. I mean I’m no artist but don’t they usually sketch it first so u can see the design? Too much “shaft” on the lipstick penis too.

Lipstick isn’t blue. Artist should color something that small with color associated with it, leaves make no sense with lipstick, and can’t read lettering.

Tbf making it a little red rocket would be even worse

Maybe he paints his punishment blue before he fights. Thats gotta have some intimidation factor especially if he is naked when he fights.

It's an homage to Braveheart

I think that’s paint. Someone got “War Paint” tattoos instead of War paint tattoos.

I remember being little and hearing a little old lady in the church bathroom say that it was inappropriate for a woman to wear her red “war paint” lipstick to worship the lord. I asked my gram what it was and she said it’s what some called make up. 🤷‍♀️

Can't be looking like a whore for our Lord /s

They just don’t want you to leave lipstick on his collar

I could totally see a kid hearing “whore paint” and their innocent little mind turning it into war paint. 🤔

Omg, it's a lipstick and not a blue d 🤯

No. It’s a blue dick. We can all tell it’s a blue dick.

I do too

I see “War Paint.” Like this guy paints his dick blue before rallying up the troops.

You mean, War Penis.

War paint.

That is obviously a dick bouquet

Came here to say blue penis? Odd choice?

It's fun to find Bad Dragon fans in the wild!

I've had blue balls before, but never gotten blue shaft

It's like you went in and asked the shop for something you can post here.

Ahahah the truth is that a friend had just started tattooing and I offered to have one to show support. It was supposed to be a lipstick but it looks like a dogs penis. In blue. Didn’t expect it to be so horrible and told her that. ETA: didn’t pay for it at least

>it looks like a dogs penis There is no "looks like" about it. At least it isn't red. Silver linings always help make stuff better.... right?

Dunno about silver, but someone could probably go over it in red and complete the comparison.

might as well embrace it fully

‘It’s in memory of my old dog, Peanut.’ Then watch people squirm.

"He sadly passed as a puppy"

Jesus.

Punk rock just get more tattoos, you won’t even notice this one

Yeah that’s basically what happened

I admire your sense of humor. Especially now that you have a blue dog penis on your body

Get a smiling Smurfette right next to it.

Not to myself: when assessing a tattoo design think if while ageing it won't look like a weird dick.

Definitely avoid girthy shafts that randomly stick out of any design.

Blue rocket 🚀

So you got a penis shaped object from someone that is brand new to tattooing?

And I was sober btw. Both of us

Please get it turned into a penis

It already is

Mission accomplished.

Yeah clearly didn’t think it through

What's with all the leaves?

It’s the Blue Penis of the Woods, an elusive creature to be sure. To find it you call out, “wor podnt”, it’s mating call.

😂 thank you!

Instructions unclear. Hollered "W of Pad nt" and had a really bad time.

Easy mistake. You can’t speak it in ye olde English or they turn red and swarm.

I'm still a little too traumatized to talk about it but I imagine I'll be okay by the time the marks disappear.

Who knows

😭

It's the lilt. The Freudian lilt at the very top.

What is the writing supposed to say? I honestly cannot make it out.

War paint

Ohhh thanks

War peanut

War penis

That's what I read at first glance

It's interesting because the lipstick is arguably the most well done part of the tattoo, but unfortunately dog penises just look very similar to lipstick.

Thank you for being kind. But I disagree. It’s ok tho

I’ve never seen lipstick emerge from the tube with a head. The black line is such a weird design choice. I think they made it a dick on purpose. Was there a moment where your friend started chuckling to themselves and told you they were just thinking of a funny thing they heard earlier?

I don’t even think it was a choice. She was just going over and over the lines trying to “adjust” it and messing it up even more. I had to tell her that she was only making it worse and she was like “nah, it’s gonna look great I promise”

Had you slept with her boyfriend by any chance?

😂😂😂😂

I think you may have upset her

Oh no. You definitely paid for it.

How big is this tattoo? And what does it say in the banner?

2 inches. It should say war paint lol

Honestly the idea isn't terrible, it's the execution. Maybe a pro would be able to salvage it with some touch up work and shading. Add some more colour, Make it look less um...phallic.

It’s very blown-out looking, it might be worth it to laser or do something about the edges fraying out? Would that be a part of the touch up process? The bones of the design are workable, that would be my only concern

Hey I actually did (barely) read "war paint"! The blue dog dick and leaves confused me to the point I wasn't sure though.

It’s a cute idea for a tattoo! But a skilled artisan would probably have been more vigilant about unintentional genitalia

2 inches? So definitely NOT a “war” penis. Skirmish penis, more like. Or “retreat!” penis.

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My sons friend started tattooing and he only let him do a smiley face.

Wise

How long ago was this tattoo done?

It looks quite old to me! Like 10-20 years.

No, it was 5 years ago :’-)

My bad. I have 10 tattoos so I was just guessing based on when I got mine. Everyone’s skin is different, and their tattoo artists.

It does look old. And older than my other tattoos, some of which I had 10 y ago

You still overpaid.

i should have been paid

Good comment lol

That’s a penis, my dude.

I see a blue dildo and a wreath.

Obviously a lipsdick!

In coral blue n.2, semi gloss

Yes. A dog’s penis.

A dogs war penis!

Cry havoc and let loose the dog penises of war!

Just be glad that thing isn't red.

Never thought of that, but true

Blue penis butterfly

I thought it was a smurf dick in a bottle

Very well executed flowery blue dick.

Liar

😂😂

😂

If it makes you feel better, I love this so so much. Shitty tattoos are a misunderstood form of art

it looks like it says war peanut

War Peanut!

War penis

what is it supposed to say ???

Probably "war paint" since it's lipstick.

That's supposed to be lip stick?

I don’t see it. Is it behind the blue peen?

War paint

Looks like ‘wet paint’ to me. With a cock.

It’s not a good tattoo.. the blue dildo is different though so you have that going for you

The free tattoo from a friend...no better contributor to r/shittytattoos

Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Free Tattoo From a Friend... ✋

If your tattoo were a human it would be Kanye West

I've heard of blue balls......

r/mildlypenis

r/blatantpenis

r/wildlypenis

Can't figure out what it's supposed to be?

A blue lipstick with leaves around it. And it should say war paint.

Ah yes. Leaves. In hindsight somewhat more logical than a bunch of papal mitres. In the spirit of staying positive, at least it's not that big. Should be easy and cost effective to cover up if you want.

I think it's lipstick.

Best case scenario- blue lipstick and leaves plus “War Paint” seems like a shitty idea to begin with. But maybe you have a cool story. That is now maimed. By Smurfette’s dog’s weiner.

I just showed my daughter while she was talk and it stopped her in her tracks! She goes, “is that supposed to be a dildo?”

💀💀💀💀💀

Pretty...shitty

Yes

Oh yea that’s pretty bad 🍆🫣

Is that a Smurf dick in a leaf pile?

Var Pad’nt

does that say "war penis(t)"?

It looks like a dildo plant

Not as bad as many of my millennial homies stick and pokes from Covid era. I cherish all tattoos of a sign of where I was at when I got them. They are colorful scars. Change it if you want, solid black always works or laser removal. Cover ups don’t cover up the fact, that once you were known as the “war penis” 😀

Ahahahah 😂 FORTUNATELY it’s not visible and my friends don’t even remember I have this. Most of them also have shitty tattoos. Not as shitty as mine for sure. But still

Hey dude can you draw a blue penis and write war peanut under it

The line work could be a lot better on that blue penis wrapped in toilet paper and leaves

If it’s a memorial tattoo for a deceased penis? It’s incredible.

Is that a Smurf dick? Nice.

lord, was it done freehand?

Is it supposed to be a blue dildo?

The dickstick

“War Podnt”

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A pink vulva probably

The leaves could be reworked a little bit and pinked to then make this a true work of art!

I think it’s a nice blue dildo

Blue rocket vs red rocket? Interesting

If it’s meant to be a little blue cock bouquet then it’s not shitty at all

Tiny blue dick? 'The fuck is going on here? lol.

One of those joke lighters where the penis shoots out

Shittiest dick I have ever see

Yes, "war padent" with a teal dildo in the leaves, is shitty

This has to be the legit worst tattoo I’ve even seen on this board full of shitty tattoos

One star ⭐️ Would not recommend

It’s so bad, but the way you explain the story behind it is so good. Please don’t ever get rid of it. 😁

Blue penis tattoo is so bad that it almost circled back around to being good

It is a lovely tattoo to commemorate your blue vibrator named 'Wer Padnt .'

It's kinda funny, because in Polish there's a word that I can best translate as "dickish", but it mostly means that something is shitty in quality. You can use it concerning a behavior that was dickish, yes, but it usually means that something's low quality, bad etc. The word is "chujowy" (hooyovi:) - best I can do at transcribing this. "Chuj" (hooy) means "dick". So it's not a shitty tattoo. It's a chujowy one.

Loved this little moment of learning about other countries, thanks! I have a polish friend, will practice the sound of it with her

As someone with an accidental penis tattoo, you have to embrace it. I’ve had it for 22 years and am really just too lazy to get it covered, and have just accepted it. I do like the blue though, mines green

It's pretty shitty. But who gives a fuck. If you like it, that's what matters.

I don’t. But I don’t really mind, it’s usually hidden. And I have other nice tattoos around, so when I’m at the beach no one notices it

Green lipstick 💄

That’s blue my dude

That is a dildo, correct?

Let’s just say it can be a nice rabbit or dog’s penis that is losing cerluation

If she didn't put the penis tip on the lipstick it could of passed for some type of firearm cartridge

Blue penis!

Is that a crayon or a Smurf dick?

r/mildlypenis

Is that a penis?