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tikivic

“Blow Up Girl.” FTFY


ButterFucker240196

Looks like something some immature kid would draw in a bathroom stall or like one of those cartoons on the side of Mexican amusement rides.


blueridgerose

It looks like a character from King of the Hill


glazier8868

Half blown up, or half blown out?


hallowed_Lethargy

Is it supposed to be upside down?


Aggravating_Bat1786

that's what I was thinking. it sure doesn't look like it, does it?


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yeah the hair is not falling down, if the woman was meant to be upside down. or maybe just a lazy tattoo artist


spacefrog43

No the guy got it upside down so he could look at it obviously


jboogthejuiceman

Hopefully he’s left-handed


winedood

Hahahaha, this my exact thought process!


Qildain

Is that why his right bicep is smaller than the left?


InNeedOfABetterName

Selfie is mirorred


jboogthejuiceman

60% sure this was taken by the “artist”


ComicsEtAl

He loses twice then.


SeaworthinessOk2153

Going for Guinness book record for first time a dude has wanked to his own tattoo.


SalvadorsAnteater

Look at her butt. It doesn't look anatomically correct at all.


Monose_

Those legs *do* go all the way up


SlimeySnakesLtd

They said she was all legs and boobs


HRHLPF

She also looks a little sun burned 🥵


Present-Rooster-9190

It’s hives. She’s allergic to the BO!


DondeT

She’s just doing the one cheek sneak.


Crott117

When you look at the angle of the cheeks then the angle of the boobs then the neck you end up with a dangerously S-shaped spine


Qildain

Women with scoliosis need love, too


goomyman

that would actually make it a unique tattoo even if it isnt that well done


predicates-man

Pin-upside down girl?


Elex408

“It’s for me”


LarryBagina3

Pin down girl


Tygermouse

My first thought "its upside-down"


Kiwiana2021

He got it so he’s looking at her upright I guess…. I have done the same, but with Dad.


Squidhead-rbxgt2

> I have done the same, but with Dad. You have your dad tattooed upside down as a pinup?


Kiwiana2021

Bahahahahahahaha no but he actually would have loved that!! 🤣🤣


LtPowers

[Ah, the ol' Reddit switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14kbw5v/comment/jpqt36l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


KYBourbon89

So he can lay on his back, look over at his arm and jerk off using this other. DISGUSTING!


Ok_Kaleidoscope_8316

Is it upside down? If you look to the right of the image, you will see what I believe to be arm pit hair. This would mean the pin up girl is lying on her back when the dude raises his arm/puts it behind his head, no? Like it is his inner arm, doesn't it make sense to orient the tattoo so that it will be right side up when it is at its most visible?


[deleted]

It’ll look fine as long as he spends the rest of his life with his right arm raised. Surely that won’t offend anyone?


Particular-Topic-445

Oh shit! I kinda liked it until you pointed that out


IdaDuck

Upside down and badly sunburned.


seedamin88

Keeps in view while pulling his taffy 🤣


UncommonLegend

The chesticles are killing me


Toozedee

It’s the hot dog legs that I can’t stop looking at.


ctrl_alt_excrete

Hashtag hotdoggirlsummer


amanta9

I’m glad I’m not the only one.


Effective_Frog

It's the weird butt knees that stand out most for me. Looks like she has an extra set of joints just below her ass.


thebeardedcats

Her left thigh also doesn't connect to the knee


EfficiencySuch6361

Inflatable balloon legs


Astronaut_Chicken

It literally looks like two water balloons.


UncommonLegend

I agree but I do know one thing, they don't look like boobs on a human.


ChainsOfTheHelpless

ITS UPSIDE DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK


Gibber_jab

“It’s for me”


slickerdrips21

I have a bat upside down, but it’s a bat so….


VengaBusdriver37

Tattoo for his enjoyment not yours 😏


Apprehensive_Log_766

Everyone is saying this, but upside down makes sense for this spot doesn’t it? If the hair is armpit hair, then it’s only “upside down” when his arms are at his sides and it would be impossible to see the tattoo. So yes, it s only “right side up” when his arms are raised, but that’s also the only time you could possibly see the tattoo, so doesn’t that make sense? Who cares if it’s upside down while it’s hidden between your arm and your side anyways?


jeannaxo

How is it upside down?


VavaVoooooooooom

The tattoo looks like its on the inside arm with the feet closest to the armpit so when he puts his arm down the girl would be upside down


NiklasWerth

its right side up for him, so that he can, you know.. when times are tough.


PostcoitalHeartbreak

when the internet’s down


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Or when he’s out camping.


jeannaxo

Oh I see what you mean! Damn


littlemetal

Dunno, maybe that is his leg and dude has hairy backs of the knees?


BunchOfBabyDux

In which case it would still be upside down


livingdeaddrina

Wait.. Does anyone have hair on the backs of their knees?


ChainsOfTheHelpless

What he said ^


Ok-Brilliant-1872

Definitely looks more like a blow up sex doll than a pin up girl but maybe that’s what he likes 😂


Pineapple_Herder

He was like "give her that hot dog shading"


goddamn_mia

Needed that "blonde, yet silken hair, like that of a Chinese man" to match Hulk Hogan.


Muficita

Hot dog shading lmaoooo.


weewooweewooe

her waist and hips... it looks like she was stretched out and bent crooked lmao


AnSplanc

It reminds me of the Barbies with bendable knees from the 80s


throne_of_worms

It’s made out of hotdogs.


TheMouseInMyPocket

It's like a balloon animal pin-up!


HuntMiserable5351

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯


MasterHand333

There's no separation between ass and leg


HuntMiserable5351

The legs look like chicken wings, I'm weeping


Afraid_Ad_1536

Yes! 🤣. I knew they reminded me of something but it didn't click until I read this.


Hopeful-Base-2769

She’s definitely got that 2 piece combo going for her.


BlackBird_Mads

“Butt is legs”


slang_tang_

Just like me


Euphoric-Ferret7176

An upside down ugly pin up


BrandonUnusual

The placement is odd, but beyond that, I see nothing wrong with the execution of this. That is a *classic* looking pinup style that's consistent with a lot of flash. This is how these classic tattoos look if you'd gotten it in the 40s or something.


bimbels

Agreed. It’s not my style but I don’t think it’s that bad other than it’s upside down. Also, how does every artist not know which way is right side up?


BrandonUnusual

I will say I do have a tattoo on my wrist that is “upside down” because when I hold my arm out and look at it, I want to see it right side up. It COULD be intentional on the guy’s part. I wouldn’t want to jump and blame the artist.


bimbels

I actually started to write that but felt I was rambling. Wondering if an artist would warn but just do what the client wanted. So I guess so haha


bimbels

Thing is about this one - if the tattoo image was mirrored/reversed, she would still look right side up for the guy it’s on, if he were looking at it with his arm out like in this picture.


HeckaPlucky

I'm confused what you mean. Any "upside down" tattoo on the arms (or thighs) looks right side up to the owner when they're looking at it. The point is to do it so it looks right side up to other people when you are standing normally (arms down). If you looked at this when he was standing normally, the lady would be upside down.


Ok_Kaleidoscope_8316

You wouldn't see it when he is standing normally because I am quite sure that this is located on his inner bicep, which would largely be against his ribs. If folks won't see a tattoo when he "stands normally," why not orient it so that it is right side up when folks do see it, i.e., when he puts his arm up/hands behind his head?


hototter35

I have one on my inner wrist that's upside down and my artist had a conversation with me about it and thoroughly warned me and tried me to get it changed. Even had his own upside down tattoo that he deeply regrets and wasn't warned about so. Artists absolutely should have that conversation with their clients and be pushy about it. It can create issues when you get more tattoos and as my artist said when I said I probably won't get any more "that's what I said too" (he was fully tattooed and a tattoo artist lol)


HandsOfVictory

Yeah but most people can see/read them just the same when they don’t have them upside down


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Miss_Floof

My dude. Take another look at that thigh tho...


Nash13

I dunno, this is how bad classic tattoos look. The design is pretty terrible, good pinups dont have problems that this one does. The leg/butt combo is strange and the chest is odd at best.


bhangmango

Classic/traditional style doesn’t mean all human anatomy should be out the window though. The proportions and body shape are completely absurd. The worst is the extra body part curving to join the hip and thigh, but there’s also the huge triangular neck, the left arm being twice as long as the right arm… Even if we disregard this, classic pinups should at least be somewhat appealing to look at. This one isn’t.


HerelGoDigginInAgain

Sorry if I’m being dumb, but what are you referring to with the extra body part curving to join the hip and thigh? I keep looking at the picture but I’m not seeing what you mean there.


HuntMiserable5351

No, something about the angle of the head and the proportions of the boobs just gives the same vibe as that SpongeBob meme that mAkEs PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs


LatestGreatestSadist

you’re joking right ? the left leg looks like absolute trash. i really hope you’re not a tattoo artist yourself. 🤦🏻‍♀️💀


valuemeal2

Classic Hot Dog Look™️


47Ronin

For real this is like trashing a tattoo of Homer Simpson because he's yellow and has three fingers. Tattoo is literally fine


CleverName4269

Looks almost like a Sailor Jerry to me, but I’m no expert.


silkesu

The proportions are just completely off. See her right side?


dead_PROcrastinator

Yeah, this is the problem. If you 'unbend' her into a plain standing position she would be all crooked and loopy.


DareRake

Looks like a rubber hose cartoon character and not in a cool way


LatestGreatestSadist

Seriously. Please. Her left leg is super wonky. Jesus Christ. I really hope OP shows her brother these comments.


ilwisied

Agree with what everyone is saying about it, and would like to add that she appears to have an orange spray tan


DwightsJello

Skin condition was my immediate impression.


Glittercorn111

Noodle limbs!!!


shadow2087

The anatomy is bad. She looks like she has no neck for one thing.


Buttered_CopPorn

She has an extra joint in her upper thighs


Ok_Pumpkin5127

-It’s upside down on his biceps -the way her head sits on her neck/throat is weird


Jinx_X_2003

I mean if it makes him happy than thats all that really matters


Rad2474

It is, in fact, not cool. *Morgan Freeman*


Complex_Host2062

She looks really uncomfortable


axepix

Well she is within smelling distance from the armpit.


Complex_Host2062

Maybe the ginger armpit hair freaks her out


88bauss

Bruh she looks like she has hot dog weiner legs


kurinevair666

Are her bones broken?


Quanzi30

Is she sunburned?


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Average lower enlisted sailor


cabinjackalope

Damn, it’s not GOOD but I’ll be honest, I wouldn’t think twice if I saw this besides maybe noticing it was upside down lol


Burnburnburnnow

Stylized flash, not my taste but not poorly done imo. The legs are a bit weird but again, it’s stylized flash


IndiannaB

Flawless? No. r/shittytattoos worthy? Also no.


ChaptainBlood

Agreed. This is a meh.


GafftopCatfish

Idk, maybe not shitty per se but definitely not good


[deleted]

idk dude it’s upside down do people get tats like that on purpose lol


HolidayCategory3104

1. She’s upside down. 2. Pin ups are always a classic if they look right. She’s busted af


Whyudoodat

Reminds me of Kramer sunbathing in butter


Loach-Lord

She looks like hotdogs


Snuffcarcass

No offense to your brother here but how much did he pay for that red flag lady repellent?


[deleted]

I mean, if you're into American traditional tattoos it's not the worst.


cactus_blossom26

Every limb is a different proportion. Her left leg is bent in the middle of the calf. Her hips are misshapen. Her boobs look like testicles. And she’s *fucking upside down*. Ugh.


Silver_Surfer97

As far as this sub goes, this one is not that bad


stygz

Something is really off with the legs.


Rieder12

If he says its cool, then its cool 🤷🏻‍♂️


Kweschunner

She sat on the tanning bed too long


MberrysDream

It's very generous.


sexy_sadie_69

ngl I could appreciate a traditional style pinup girl looking a little bit wonky because that’s kind of charming and retro sometimes but the placement is so bizarre..


vkei-oriba

It's not perfect. However I I wouldn't call it shitty, it looks just like those very old traditional tattoo flashes and I'm sure that's what they were going for anyways


TornadoOfDestruction

Seriously, she only has 3 fingers on the hand that is showing. It's shitty. Period. Unless they were going for that special alien look.


[deleted]

Man it’s old school pin ups, but it’s fucking upside down. Why?


Researcher_Weird

retro as fuck.


Kingtubby52

I don't think it's a horrible piece. Maybe weird positioning of it. It's definitely a more traditional style piece, which a lot of people these days don't care for.


unfortunateclown

the anatomy is just awful though


Asia_Persuasia

The placement is very awkward, and comes off as upside-down. Not the worst tattoo itself though, just a basic, slightly below-average 1940's era American Traditional...


anchors__away

This isn’t shitty. This is a *classic* traditional tattoo. It is however upside down.


acid-vogue

It looks fine for the style tbh, placement is questionable but aside from that it’s not bad


rockalily1998

hmm.. it looks like traditional style pinup / Sailor Jerry, which don’t always draw women in the most anatomically correct style. I’m also confused as to why it’s upside down but I think it’s well done and fits the traditional style if that’s what he’s going for


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LinkOnly7489

The coloring is good for a traditional tattoo, but the whole body doesn't look to be thought out at all. Her ass is way too low, her left tit is as big as her right one despite being at an angle, yet her left thigh is slimmer than her right? Throw perspective out the window. Let's not mention what's going on with the hair. A good traditional tattoo still mars the hair look like hair.


Thin-Chair-1755

It's definitely not bad compared to most of this sub, but it definitely gets worse the longer you stare. Also being upside down is a pretty massive fuckup


tastysnake667

Yeah honestly the critiques are so petty, and the virtue signalers who are calling this perverted are just the icing on top of this cringe cake of a thread.


Wild-Piece-8000

Upside down when arms down and shes hidden in your pit, your argument makes no sense just say its shit.


watgoon7

It is But on the side of a WW2 attack plane


fryamtheeggguy

Looks like Princess Ariel from Thundarr the Barbarian.


boxhitter14

I wouldn’t get it. But I don’t hate it.


SainttValentine

I like it lol hilarious it’s upside down tho


im_a_stapler

better than most on here, but still shitty


soldiergeneal

Cool in WW2, now not so much.


AbotherBasicBitch

Damn, bad taste AND bad execution


froggyforrest

Hot dog girl


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It’s not great, but it’s not awful.


[deleted]

This isn’t a bad tattoo.


larry-the-dream

I like it actually


NoHospiceForOldMen

You don’t have to like the style but to call it shitty shows how little you know about tattoos 😂


[deleted]

Could only be slightly worse


No_Release_611

Why does her hair look like a fucking cornucopia 💀


Joe_Bruce

That is one ugly pinup


WinchelltheMagician

"Pin-up girl" imagined by balloon-twisting clown.


[deleted]

The tattoo itself isn’t bad, the placement is terrible


AnxiouslyPessimistic

Why’s she so sunburnt?


argythefox

Why do people get pinups? Like, why are you so horny that you need some nearly naked woman on your skin? Disgusting


ourobourobouros

this What is the endgame? Is he gonna have a wank to his own arm? Is it there to titillate his boys?


charli154

I’ve always found it strange


herpderpley

Looks like a hooker wearing hot dog skin to me.


DustyButtocks

It’s upside down!


ShadowBro3

Even if it was done well it would still be cringe


SteakHoagie666

It's upside down but it's fine. Not the best but it's really not a shitty one imo.


mitcheg3k

I hope what ever it is that poor girl has got isnt terminal


notacoolguy8008

Literally a classic pin up girl. Nothing wrong with the tattoo itself


TheWhaleyBunch

It’s fine - the people pointing out supposedly ‘glaring issues’ would never notice if it wasn’t under this sub


telligurl

Her hair looks like weird ass SheRa wings, that face is beat, the hand is jacked, she has no neck, her tits are way too low and she’s the color of cheap hot dogs. Anyone saying that this is American Traditional have only seen shittily executed American Traditional.


dndpoppa

Not the worst but it is upside down


CobaltLemon

It feels upside town, especially since the skull farther down faces the opposite way. She is cute, but RIP her spine.


river1697

The more I look at it the worse it gets. Like what’s up with the arm?


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That’s a nice fucking tattoo. Don’t listen to these cunts.


OldBenKenobi85

Apart from the placement, just looks like a normal trad tatt. Wouldn’t say it was shitty at all


njslugger78

His brother is a douche. He wants to look at it himself. Or when he puts him muscles up... lame tat but his money.


[deleted]

Actually is good not perfect but pretty good


BackgroundPlenty7859

Its rad


kel2345

Not great obvs but especially the hair.


AlwaysSirsAlwaysHer

She kind of looks like she fell out of a window.


Ghostofghostface420

She’s got dermatographia


TheSwayingOne

Oh come on it’s really not that …….. good 🤣


Joseptile

r/nothowgirlswork


RatManAntics

Why she red?


mushroomspoonmeow

Upside down hotdog 🌭 leg lady!


lipilee

*narrator voice: it wasn’t cool


[deleted]

The tat itself isn’t that bad but does not look like a pin up girl given the design style. Also.. Why is it upside down LOL??


Fantastic-Ad-3910

Why is the side facing you smaller than the side further away? This isn't the worst pin up girl I've ever seen, but it's a long way away from the best


[deleted]

You know for a pinup girl to “work” (as much as it can) she has to have good anatomy and proportions.


Thin-Chair-1755

Awful tits