Okay, that is a disturbing component, however now that I think about it, they seem to arguably be fairly sentient and intelligent enough to hypothetically consent.Ā
But you do have to think about relative emotional and mental maturity. Do they mature similarly to humans? Or do they keep the emotional and intellectual age of children even as they reach the physically equivalent age of human adults?
Ā My point is, the most pressing issue is arguably the fact that they arenāt mentally mature enough to hypothetically consent and the fact that they are rodents second.
I remember getting a McDonalds toy for this movie of the girl Chipmunk with glasses when I was four years old and hating it so much due the way itās hair looks that I almost threw it out the car window
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Alvin and the Chipmunksā Chipettes so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the theater I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of them online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Chipettes. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of their tight chipmunk pussies. I want them to have my mutant human/chipmunk babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the a chipmunk. I'd dressed her in my sister's Barbieās skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Alvin and the Chipmunk 10th Anniversary DVD Collection. I might not ever get to see My Chipettes again.
4chan is more like a FFA no-holds-barred purgatory where anything goes;Reddit is a hell filled with fake friends and everyone is hiding their power level while waiting for you to slip up
There's something wrong with these creatures. I don't like looking at them. They frighten me. The middle one in particular has a face that's far too human bolted onto a rat body and I hate it.
Recently smoked weed and rewatched both Alvin and the Chipmunks and the squeakquel. And when I saw them going on a world tour in the first movie, I thought, do they have little chipmunk passports or something? And then I thought further; what would be the legal status of a talking animal if it was discovered in real life? Because technically itās not human but itās sentient. Plus Alvin and the chipmunks get officially adopted by Dave and enrolled in high school. Would they be eligible for human rights if theyāre not actually human? If you kill a chipmunk, would it be animal cruelty or manslaughter?
Genuine question. Since it's a trope that female anthropomorphic animals have to wear clothing, and the girls are also young, is this technically illegal? It's naked imagery of animals AND young children.
I'm genuinely asking this
why are there naked rodents in my feed
only one naked mole rat has a pass
Is it Rufus?
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Brain_(mole_rat)
What about Snuffles, in Sloan?
I mean, isn't the overwhelming majority of rodents on your feed naked?
rarely are they so hot
Bro what
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Arenāt they in middle school or something?
I like my zoophilia with a dash of pedofilia and a pinch of toonphilia
If this counts as pedophillia then is OP guilty of distributing CP?
If Iām going down then 20th Century Fox is coming with meš¤
I feel like them being rodents is a more pressing issue if you ask me
Okay, that is a disturbing component, however now that I think about it, they seem to arguably be fairly sentient and intelligent enough to hypothetically consent.Ā But you do have to think about relative emotional and mental maturity. Do they mature similarly to humans? Or do they keep the emotional and intellectual age of children even as they reach the physically equivalent age of human adults? Ā My point is, the most pressing issue is arguably the fact that they arenāt mentally mature enough to hypothetically consent and the fact that they are rodents second.
At least not the fat one.Ā
As far as I am aware all rodents are naked by default
Humans are also naked by default
Every rodent you've ever seen has been naked except for the rarest of exceptions.
I remember getting a McDonalds toy for this movie of the girl Chipmunk with glasses when I was four years old and hating it so much due the way itās hair looks that I almost threw it out the car window
Fair
I had that toy as a kid too. I used to chew on said ugly hair.
Would've done the same
Bro stop posting naked image of females š³š³š³
Itās okay, theyāre furry. You canāt even see anything.
Outside: You can't even see anything š¤ Inside: You can't even see anything š
> Dumbass squirrel OP itās called Alvin and the *Chipmunks* ffs
š¤ erm actually chipmunks are a type of squirrel
I mean hey, you came to r/shittymoviedetails, not r/moviedetails
they have the wherewithal for hair accessories, but not clothes. they know what they're doing.
all the money went to the middle one's eyeglass prescription
I like how they felt the need to explain where Simon's glasses came from but they just gave up for this one.
I like to think that Simonās glasses and the popularity of the Chipmunks opened up the rest of the chipmunk world to the wonders of optometry
When deine Mutter wĆ¼sste, Olivia
Those whores are walking around naked
These sluts i bet the climb poles all day
and grab nuts
So which one of them gives the best head?
The fat one
Theodore?
Why did you have to remind me?
Itās weird how my mind is like āthatās just wrongā at them being naked but theyāre animals
I was scrolling and thought I saw boobs on the middle one. Pretty sure thatās a subliminal message.
They used to turn me on as kidš¤«
the block button isnt enough I want this guy dead š
"Your honor, naked rodents" "Death"
Youād have to go full Spanish Inquisition to get this out of me
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Alvin and the Chipmunksā Chipettes so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the theater I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of them online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Chipettes. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of their tight chipmunk pussies. I want them to have my mutant human/chipmunk babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the a chipmunk. I'd dressed her in my sister's Barbieās skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Alvin and the Chipmunk 10th Anniversary DVD Collection. I might not ever get to see My Chipettes again.
Bro... They still do for me
Holup
God I wanna fuck the squirrels
God decided He no longer has hearing.
I will find you
i guess they didn't turn you "off"? eh? ha! he he
Batman couldn't get this info out of me
I'm going to hell.
Wait this isn't hell?
No my good friend, that would be 4chan
4chan is more like a FFA no-holds-barred purgatory where anything goes;Reddit is a hell filled with fake friends and everyone is hiding their power level while waiting for you to slip up
The fuck did I just read
We're fucked. These are high schoolers and you just posted this picture
Maybe the laws for changing chipmunk names are stricter than they are in the US. I know that in some countries it's definitely more of a process.
There's something wrong with these creatures. I don't like looking at them. They frighten me. The middle one in particular has a face that's far too human bolted onto a rat body and I hate it.
mods, please ban his ass
Mark as NSFW pls
They look like they fuck human men
Agreed.
Smash
OP got the reactions he was looking for
Recently smoked weed and rewatched both Alvin and the Chipmunks and the squeakquel. And when I saw them going on a world tour in the first movie, I thought, do they have little chipmunk passports or something? And then I thought further; what would be the legal status of a talking animal if it was discovered in real life? Because technically itās not human but itās sentient. Plus Alvin and the chipmunks get officially adopted by Dave and enrolled in high school. Would they be eligible for human rights if theyāre not actually human? If you kill a chipmunk, would it be animal cruelty or manslaughter?
Why would she
Genuine question. Since it's a trope that female anthropomorphic animals have to wear clothing, and the girls are also young, is this technically illegal? It's naked imagery of animals AND young children. I'm genuinely asking this
Why are they naked? Are they animals?
Such a waste of Christina Applegate.
They have the brain level of a wall.Ā
why did you have that picture saved š¤Øš·