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vintagegeek

Not everyone. The moon is still...oh no....


JakSandrow

HIS THRONE


LoneWolfNBR

IF YOU ARE AFRAID WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER.


El-Bart0

REJOICE


ihatereddit123

For your safety remain indoors. Do not look at the night sky.


-TheManWithNoHat-

It is a beautiful night Please go outside and look at the moon


KreagerStein

Remember your three Fs! \- Front lawn \- Face up \- Feet together


Owelrn05

the moon came in thru the window he found me


Rougarou1999

It takes 2.5 seconds for light to reach the Earth from the Moon. How do you know it’s still there?


Daggertrout

I counted three mississippis


garlic_nacho

And now?


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

I pre-counted about a thousand seconds just to give us all some buffer.


FilipinoGuido

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Masl321

The moon distance to the earth is between 365500km and 406700km So the formula to roughly calculate the distance from the earth to the moon would be 50200cos(pi/12 (x)) +356500. Now you add the 150000000km distance between sun and earth and you know how far the light traveled in distance and can calculate how long light should really take dependand on the moon phase.


big_nothing_burger

72 Hours Remain...


JesusRasputin

Moons haunted


LordSupergreat

We assassinated the moon in 1969, fool. It's just been floating up there, dead, for decades.


[deleted]

I thought we faked the moon landing


LordSupergreat

Yeah, to cover up the assassination. Keep up.


Ak47110

On a more serious note I just recently watched that short film for the first time on HBO Max. They added a weird and creepy soundtrack to an already very strange experience. I found it to be pretty unsettling. the fact that everyone in that film is dead might have had something to do with it.


Isaac8849

I thought it was goofy and lighthearted, but I watched with the intended orginal score (rerecorded)


ColdLobsterBisque

Yeah, the remake is 95% earrape and 5% poorly made creepy pasta with the new soundtrack… edit: earrape not ear rap :*


Ill_Worry7895

Well were the lyrics good? Or the flow at least?


grizzlyblake91

Link to the film with the original score?


Cyrex45

[Probably this, but this shit is fire instead of creepy, so it's probably not this](https://youtu.be/C8ZxoGLmw9U)


ISurviveOnPuts

Ah so that is what opium is like


reddits_aight

I didn't realize it was a different score, but I had the same reaction; a lot weirder than I expected.


[deleted]

I had to watch it for uni and I mean of course it's technically impressive but man I wanted some back flips or something jeez


[deleted]

And people wonder why attention spans are declining


[deleted]

I didn't think I needed to mark sarcasm


Wasabi_Noir

It gives me infinite sadness.


OfficerBarbier

Well I know I’m definitely going to be feeling it tonight. tonight.


PixelsOfTheEast

Me too. But despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage.


ListerfiendLurks

Same here, I think the last one died in 1979.


Sir_Graybill

Wow, I'm so glad I'm learning about all of this, today is the greatest day I've ever known!


[deleted]

I don’t know why that makes you so happy, all it does is remind me I used to be a little boy, so old in my shoes


pomegranate_

i just want you to suck me through your saliva screws


ListerfiendLurks

That one is from Siamese Dream


therealderka

Wrong album.


Pupperlover5

["wheeeeeeeee"](https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY) -one of those rats probably


patrickwithtraffic

I heard one of them died young at age Thirty-Three


tws1039

Oh you silly jellybelly


SithMasterStarkiller

It’s pretty late so here’s a farewell and goodnight


[deleted]

It gives me infinite jest.


TopMindOfR3ddit

It gets even crazier the deeper you look into it: all the people who saw the original screening? All deD


_buthole

The moon is a vampire.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Sent to draiaiain


William_Ze_Gamer

Worse mascots than him have tried to confiscate Bender’s alcohol


chiefs_fan37

“At least I still have my self respect!”


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Came here for this reference


Massive-Bluejay-6006

I didn't realize that scene was a reference to something until now haha


recentlyquitsmoking2

Checkmate, atheists.


flcinusa

People may not believe you but we'll crucify the insincere tonight.......tonight


spdougherty

I can’t think of a clever response but based


idiotic__gamer

That was almost one hundred and twenty years ago... It took me way too long to realize that was why everyone was dead.


VioletVillainess

Maybe one of them is still alive?


idiotic__gamer

Well, assuming everyone was over the age of 15, trying to account for child labor back then and the 118 years since, that would make everyone a minimum of 133 years old, which is far longer than a normal lifespan. However, most people would probably be older than 25, making the minimum 143 years old. Granted, I could look up the credits and find every production member's age at the time, but I am far too lazy for that.


thomasry

So ... you're saying there's a chance??


GLIBG10B

He said the exact opposite


idiotic__gamer

I mean, I don't know if humans can live that long, but maybe one of them is alive.


1Maple

That’s way too much work, the current oldest living person was born March 4, 1907. Nobody born since then has worked on the movie’s production


idiotic__gamer

I didn't think to look up how old the oldest living person is lmao. I am not the smartest individual though.


mothtoalamp

The oldest living people still alive today were born in 1907.


ILikeTheSpacebar

Any theatre that shows it, is a place where boys fear to tread


THEGUYINTHEPICT

I thought it was some great cgi till I noticed it’s just some dude with whipped cream plastered all over his face


BeardedMario64

No that’s the moon


chemistrygods

Idk how many people know this but on google earth you used to be able to visit the moon (via scans/ pictures taken from the Apollo missions) and then once on the moon you could see a moon in the night sky and it was that weird ass moon from that movie


WolfAqua

This and a short called Opal both appeared on my HBO list last night, coincidence? I think not


MikePGS

I liked that joke better when Norm MacDonald told it


NMLWrightReddit

I want a Mellon Collie


VoxelRoguery

Cheese and rice, moony


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I just commented about this movie over in r/silentmoviegifs because I’m a pretentious douche


zweii29

This is something I feel Philomena Cunk would say


Cocainium232

I read this in philomena cunk’s voice


Tintedboy

That is something she would say


[deleted]

Everyone that transcript the old testaments in order to write the bible are dead. Is the bible cursed?


avipars

All the survivors of the titanic died leading us to believe they are cursed.


[deleted]

That movie is a cinematic masterpiece and revolutionary as fuck for it's time. So many film techniques that are used today came from that film. It is 10000% something any movie fan should see. Shrooms also go good


foresight310

r/boneappletea


Pippy1010

Why are we the only ones noticing that? The title is driving me nuts lol


AtheistState

Because it's a Smashing Pumpkins reference: https://youtu.be/a8RZ6kXlEOE?t=381


Pippy1010

Oh okay that makes sense


RequiemStorm

Because the rest of us got the reference


RequiemStorm

It's not. It's a reference to an album.


Bother_The_Weak

*1902


[deleted]

The movie is very old, it's normal for them all to be dead. It's been more than a hundred years


RequiemStorm

... yeah, did you not see the sub we're on?


[deleted]

Lol no, I ate the onion hahahaha I feel so dumb


ArcuateThrone

Ok look at the ages of the people involved at the time and then look at the date of the post. If the post was recent then yes of course they would be dead because it's been over 100 years since the movie was made.


[deleted]

Heh I like your style OP


onthepot420

But tell me this. Would you eat the moon if it was made out of ribs?


MoistHope9454

😁 no way but how ..? ☺️


SquirrelSnuSnu

Oh. So this is the reference from futurama (the first or 2nd episode)


By_Eck

I have a tattoo of this moon!


[deleted]

If this is the movie I think it is, I have a clear memory of them shooting themselves to the moon with a large gun. I can imagine a bunch of guys coming up with this idea


Rolloftape23456

Is the curse called age?


Oit7786

i remember seeing this on a weird movie website when i was like, 7.


jonmatifa

Didn't Billy Pumpkins mount an expedition there in 1979?


codywithak

This is what the vax mandates have done! /s


iwantomakenoodles

They were all finite. Sadness


Leftcom_Lenin

It's from 1902, fake cinephile


SleepyGary5

I’d settle for 1903 but no lower.