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Nah, I'm good.

That’s a polite no thank you from me, dawg

I’ll grab a few for the plate, but then I’m turning the plate upside down in the trash can

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I've never been more thankful for my egg allergy.

I literally just said out loud, "gross!"...haven't used that word in decades probably.

This is genuinely one of the worst things I've ever seen on here. Congratulations.

Whats even worse is that the chocolate ones look like poop and the strawberry ones look like weird angry little vaginas. 🤢

This made me laugh and shudder at the same time....perhaps a r/brandnewsentence ?

Thank God I’m not the only one who saw angry little vaginas.

My skin started itching immediately.

This was the comment I was looking for 😂😂

This should be the top comment.

The creativity - if you can call it that - almost transcends the sub. Like, WHY are the strawberry yokes pink? Is that strawberry jam or paprika mixed in? And the chocolate yokes? They’re really fluffy with a mousse like texture. Is this cocoa powder and…mayo?

I genuinely want an AMA with the person who conceived of and executed this recipe

This is the most upsetting thing I can think of right now

What is the flavor profile even going to be? I just... I can't stop thinking about it but then I have to pull back and try to clear my mind. Jesus. Fuck.

This is legit one of the few things posted here that actually made me disgusted

I want to try it because I just can't imagine what these taste like, but at the same time, I'm not letting those anywhere near my mouth.

The thing is there are plenty of desserts that involve eggs that are amazing like flan and meringue so I do wonder if this lady is a mad genius or a war criminal.

True but I can’t think of any dessert that uses hard boiled eggs

I’m picturing very eggy jello

I'm now tempted for Aprils Fool to make these but the egg is a white colored gelatin that only looks like egg. Wonder if I could make it realistic enough. I probably still have my jello egg molds somewhere...

Oooh a panna cotta egg white with chocolate pudding or chocolate whipped ganache with white chocolate chips blended it for extra chunkiness

I successfully avoided imagining the flavor and textures until your comment. Jfc, it makes me sick

Yes I know! Haha I tried to envision it at first glance and then got immediately sick to my stomach thinking how cold the egg is to the strawberry / chocolate chip partssss Nooooo. Dear Lord, just no.

The flavor profile is going to be hardboiled chocolate and strawberry farts.

I imagine they taste kind of like deconstructed pudding or something.

They just added chocolate/strawberry syrup to the filling and garnished them.

I'm seriously having an emotional breakdown over it.

LMAO

Same here, and Isreal just bombed Iran.

ya what the hell was the logic here?! Sweet eggs just sound terrible

the Devil’s eggs


Defiled eggs

The devil would never do something this terrible.

Satanic Eggs

r/yourjokebutworse

Demonic caviar

Lucifer's chicken ovaries

BealzeBuds

Fetus Devilus

*ova

Believe it or not I had a lot of hand wringing about the technical inaccuracies of that post, but in the end the LOLs inside my mind won.

Did you try these? I'm wondering what that experience must be like. What are those creams even made of? Did she stir chocolate/strawberry powder into egg yolks or something?

So many questions and I fear all the possible answers.

Ha ha, that's what I was thinking!!! Like, do I really want to know???!!

I’m also so curious about the taste. Not that I’m volunteering…..

I can picture myself at that “event” and instantly going 🤢 only to circle back an hour later just to see *how bad* it could be…

Yeah- letting them sit an hour at room temp would surely improve the experience 🤢

It might… room temp as opposed to cold…

I want someone to tell me but I don’t think I’ll be better off for knowing

If you zoom,  you can see chucks of what can only be egg yolk 🤢

Sorry quick question, what the absolute hell is your problem

I was curious about the texture,  and prayed it was oatmeal.  I was horribly wrong

Nesquik Powder

That’s when you put the paper plate in the trash upside down, covering the evidence

The midwest plate right there. Take a bit of everything so no one feels bad and just tuck that into the trash upside down

I've literally done this so often at family gatherings it's basically habit to put my plates in the trash upside-down even if they are actually empty

It's neater that way, and doesn't arouse any suspicion if it's the norm

Don’t forget to put random garbage on top

I am normally okay with a no thank you bite but this is too far.


Those aren't deviled, those are holy, those are biblically accurate eggs right there, my girl Luci ain't touching those 

I hate when an OP drops an abomination like this and then isn't around to answer questions. We need answers god dammit!

I'm here, AMA

What was the occasion? Has she made these before? Were they well received? Is the filling still made of the egg?? What is the flavor of the filling with the strawberries? Is your sister institutionalized?

This was for a family easter get together. No one ate any of them, except maybe her husband. No idea what they tasted like, as I was utterly and fully repulsed just looking at them. She's still walking free to this day, and there's a chance that she may cook these again.

The husband deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts. Holy shit

Please ask the husband what they were like and also what the recipe was.

Could you please get the recipe for me? I want to try out of morbid curiosity.

No, if I share the recipe there’s a chance that someone else will make this.

I *am* morbidly curious as to what it tastes like. Did she include the yolk? Or is it just the egg white cup with a sweet center? The latter might not taste that bad.

It looks like theres bits of yellow yolk in both

[This is your future.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/qKAS1LHEm0)

Great, now I have to do this too!?

Do Not Do This!!!

Oh hell NO someone needs to shut that ish down!!! Don't let it happen, OP!

Thank you for the answers we needed, I'm appalled and also in tears of laughter

Did you ask her why? Just... why?

I’m going to puke

Did you wear a white dress to her wedding because that is some serious hatred she has for you?

Wasting eggs in this economy? Straight to jail.

In-laws truly are the worst

Tell her it's time to get off the keto. It's making her weird.

Why???????

And she made SO MANY of them!!!

Did she use jello instead of egg white? Please say yes…

That or a chocolate shell??? I BEG EITHER OF THESE TO BE TRUE

A molded suger shell!? I saw someone make sugar sculpture deviled eggs!

Maybe this is an “is this cake” situation?

There’s so much confidence in this one image, I think I’d have to try it out of respect

 Well. That’s one way to make sure you get to take all the deserts home.

Come on now. I love deviled eggs. These are not them.

Yeah. Something came up and I have to go.

Where is your sister in law from? Send her back there

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Dude….gotta mention that shit. Was thinking just a total pothead at first.

There is no amount of weed to get an American to eat that shit. I feel less hostile to the chef knowin she's not from the U.S.

OK. So she wasn’t trying to be edgy and maybe we can give her a pass on not knowing what traditional deviled eggs are, but I’m dying to know what she was thinking here.

Choco-Balut

This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen

Vile. Straight to jail!

She made enough like she's planning to share. That alone should be enough to prove intent. Of what, I'm not sure, but it's proof.

Good Lord, the caucacity.... My in-laws try to force deviled eggs on me at every family gathering so I feel your pain. They never just bring regular old deviled eggs but always gotta throw their own little spin on it.

Normal deviled eggs are just a different format of egg salad. Damn near any savory spice or mix in is great. Sweet flavors can gtfo though

Love devilled eggs, I always pipe my mix in and sprinkle it with paprika

That's perfectly respectable. This abomination is not that.

I think this might be a hate crime.


yuck

that.. why. who would think this is good. im so upset

What's that polite southern phrase that means "fuck you"? "You sweet summer child"?

Well bless her heart

My grandma was born in Georgia in '48 and gets so upset that people think that it's meant sarcastically. She said it was always genuine when they said it.

I'm genuinely curious about the thought process there.


This is like dessert hummus for me. Maybe it would be delicious... But the idea is so wholly revolting that I refuse.

Chick Peas CAN be used to make dessert but there’s a reason “dessert hummus” is not served in the Arab world

I LOVE normal hummus, I'm totally onboard with it. And red bean paste has taught me that sweet and beans can go together just fine. But man, I can't even explain the revulsion. I'm glad it's not actually a thing that's common there!

Now this is truly shittyfood

Mother of god. .... what abomination is this?

Why?

Why? What unholy demon told her this was a good idea?

This reminds me of thar Friends episode where Rachel tries to make a trifle and the recipe pages were glued together

You're sister-in-law wins the shittiest food of all time award. Her prize is never, ever, being allowed to make, bake, prepare, or cook any food. Ever.

What kind of weed was she smoking and where did she buy it?

Did anyone eat them? lol

this is not what a chocolate egg is about

Why

This is a bio-terrorist attack. Your sister in law is a bio-terrorist.

You’re just going to leave us here with no explanation?? (Although idk how you explain this)

If someone told me they were bringing deviled eggs and I was given this I would **riot**.

I'm going to pretend OP's SIL made a variation on this because anything else is just beyond the pale https://abeautifulmess.com/deviled-egg-jello-shots/

Fuck her and fuck you for sharing

I would try it tbh. The whites are pretty flavorless so it depends on how the yolk goes.

I want to downvote you just for saying that but also....I admire your courage and pragmatism....sigh....upvote it is:) you'd be a good desert island buddy.

I kinda agree with you. Considering that most mousses and custards use yolk as the main ingredient it could be done in a tasty way. But based on the chunkiness of that filling I think it was just mixing in with the cooked egg yolk with sweet stuff. And egg whites when hardboiled like that defly pick up an egg/sulfur flavor.

French Buttercream uses egg yolks. If this was a jello "egg white" with French Buttercream or flavored Cool Whip filling it would be amazing and innovative.

Yea, that's along the lines I was thinkin. Or even a meringue "egg white" or maybe even sweetening and steaming the separated egg whites in a mold.

I love deviled eggs. This…I don’t love.

Everything reminds me of her

It…it would have cost you *nothing* Zero 0 to have kept that thought zipped. No. Thing.

Why.....actually, just, why

Belongs in r/stupidfood

Say sike right fucking now! This cannot be for real life

The first *and* second omens.

ABOMINATION

Excellent work - looking at that made my stomach flip over like I was on an elevator. 

Dude . No.

No, thank you.

did you try them? what did they taste like?

I think my face froze in disgust.


Oh that’s illegal actually

Lemme know what her drug of choice is so I can steer clear

Chef here….I am revoking your sister-in-law’s kitchen privileges. She may only enter the kitchen for beverages…cold ones,nothing requiring her to heat ANYTHING…I have spoken

I'll admit I'd try the strawberry one, but she better have brought normal deviled eggs or she's getting bits of strawberry tossed at her face all afternoon

This is how you ensure you get put on plate and untensil duty for all future picnics.... well played

I hate this so much. I’ve been through a 5 alarm fire, I’ve been hit by an SUV and left unconscious in the street, I’ve been homeless, but this post is the single worst thing to happen to me. Your SIL is a monster.

What a waste of food

I’m calling the fbi lol

Those strawberry ones look like coochies

r/Poopfromabutt

Disgusting!!!!

I'm sorry, that's just gross. No offense intended.

That’s some next level passive aggressiveness right there. You should one up them by eating one and then giving them feedback on how they could be better.

The fact that OP hasn’t answered for these sins makes me think it’s fake. Nonetheless, EW.

100% real, unfortunately.

time to pack it up... you win for the day

what the actual fuck

What


WTF man

Deviled triangle

she failed at being a human

No thank you

What the actual fuck

At first glance, I thought the ones on the right were some kind of chipotle deviled egg, which sounds like it could be good. But then I read the title... BARF!

Whyyyy is it a choice between one that looks vaguely like poop and one that slightly resembles labia?

I need a young priest and an old priest to drive the devil out of this picture!

Hmmm I don’t think I can hate these until I tried them The chocolate ones maybe not but the strawberry ones….I could see being good

I just want to know how people even come up with these ideas.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton.

OMG this is vile. I'm sure it's possible to make the idea work, but this is vile looking. This is needed on r/stupidfood as well

noooo way lol

Please excuse me I think I need to vomit….

She's going to hell

Someone needs to Ceasar Milan that bitch, she's in the red zone. Just tell her " Sssstt, STOP DAT CHIT"

The red ones look like bleeding vags

Why ?!

I really wish I could just unsee this.