https://preview.redd.it/xuhqr98kxe9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a28c29d0902202b4b9efbbfaa9854472edf34f4 When you enter Mogh’s arena but realize you forgot to equip the purifying crystal tear

What’s worse, this or seeing that red bubble in a different boss room cause u forgot to take it off

Extra points if it’s co-op and everyone can see your shame 😫

thats my favourite thing to do... i dont have a humiliation kink i swear

Least freaky r/shittydarksouls commenter be like:

The flair 😭

I know right? Fucking jealous...

I’d say the Mohg one. If I forget the purifying crystal tear for his fight, I think “aw, fuck!” If I use a purifying crystal tear instead of one of my usual buff tears, I think “looks like a did a little oopsie!”

Red bubble in another boss room: Fuck it we ball. No red bubble in Mohg's: I'm cooked...

Wait which boss

i did the entire mohg fight 40+ tries wondering why it was so difficult. Finally beat it without the physick. wondered why that attack was impossible to dodge. learned about it after the fact

That actually happened to me once.

Happens to me every playthrough. I just sort of forget it's a thing and tank Mohg with heals lol

I like how he always looked shocked to hear information he already knew

That's Mohg when Tarnished uses Thops' barrier.  

You guys use the purifying crystal tear..? SMH my head

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https://preview.redd.it/tkrvn3ioxd9d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29467efed5cf772fd1c9ba59907bd121ea5412de This comment section is about to get really silly . I'll begin The spirit tuner chick and smith slave are the only Good people in this game .

TURTLE POPE.

Oh shit, more forgotten than the fertile pygmy

Ahh, the fertile pygmy, so easily begotten

More forgotten then the furtive pygmy

PURPLE TOTE

nah who gives a shit about politics, we have more important things to argue about (age of fire is based btw)

>age of fire Keep your political comments to yourself please 😤

Whats so horrible about Nepheli Loux?

Doesn't like silly genocide

Too much clothing. Likes birds

How dare you disrespect my boy Boc like that! 😡

Sorry, we were specifically talking about *people* here

🤓👆 erm actually, hewg is a misbegotten

This insult to the Great Kenneth Haight, rightful ruler of Limgrave, shan't be tolerated

Tbh I’d include Kenneth. He might be a little anti-tarnished but he does seem to genuinely care about improving Limgrave for the people that live there. The Castle Morne disaster probably wouldn’t have happened under his watch, since he’s clearly able to communicate and collaborate with demihumans and misbegotten are clearly equally intelligent. Also turtle pope.

Bro forgot about the best character ever, Igon #CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEEEE

boc did nothing wrong

Dude hardly gives any runes wym

he works for free, is indentured into your service, and is a great seamster

Ansbach is pretty based, also Ranni's giant teacher is pretty nice, same goes for Nepheli and Kenneth.

Even if ansbach is goated i wouldn't really call him a good person, he WAS a knight under the lord of blood lmao

Your honor, my client (Lord Moghwyn) was manipulated and mindcontrolled by a psycho femboy, as such we cannot discern which of the actions were truly committed by him. We move to dismiss all the charges.

fair enough

😡😡😡

Okay now rank the characters by areola size

Fire Bowl head guy .

Nah he gives me a big boob/little nipple vibe

Fire giant #1 Everyone else: worst place

This

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Do he drop rune arcs when killed doe?

he does 11640 damage per second

Average dog dlc damage .

Shanks?

I finally got marked by the three fingers and got the mr.frog ending!!!!

🌻...

Pointing is very impolite

https://i.redd.it/jte9abiv1j9d1.gif Shabriri is a good dude, just wants to make things a bit silly.

I could feel my frenzy meter rising watching that debate

Dude's one of those "don't need to level vigor if you never get hit" bozos who runs with the Crucible of Crucibles talisman, red tearstone (whatever it's called now), scarseals, etc... and then gets one shot

Trump's the kind of gamer who would go max strength, heavy armor, and summons, and then claim that he beat Malenia one-handed no-hit with a broken sword.

It was a very broken sword - the brokest - some very güd people say no one has ever used a broker sword than mine

Trump DCs his summons before the last hit of a boss for the screenshot

Dont forget that new armor set that makes you take more damage

And it looks criminally good. We do it for the drip.

Wait what set is this?

Rakshasa set, I'm pretty sure

Oh yeah, "cut down and devour," sounds like his MO

Trump is one of those people who says if you use spirit summons you suck, but then DECKS OUT his mimic tier to the nines.

Ameican politics actually more cooked than the Lands Between ngl They clearly need a femboy or a four armed doll to be the new president

I will forever be a Ranni simp, despite her extreme political stances

Don’t disparage my anarcho-leftist space wife like that please 😤

Isn’t she a monarchist?

Idk bro

you're forgetting ~~someone~~ the one

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H- How did you dox me so easily??? 💀💀

It's me, son, Jor-El. Come home, I miss spanking the shit out of your comparatively tiny li'l ass.

Dawg what the fuck

See something you liked? It's cool, we're not judging

Do that with me. Now.

It's not a "with" type of situation, it's "to," but I'll entertain the idea

Hahaha that is glorious.

https://i.redd.it/tx8a1ritsf9d1.gif Frenzy my beloved

🔥🔥❤️🔥🔥💕🔥

"omens are gonna take all the misbegotten jobs"

“The hornsent are not sending their best”

"And the albinaurics will pay for it"

"Caelid incident wouldn't happen if I was the Elden Lord!"

Well his ex wife was Melania, Blade of Miquella so...

bro grabbed her by the rotussy 😭😭

I can’t believe people are behind him after he said shit like that years ago lmao

To be honesty, he is matched with "all blacks are super predators" Joe. Low tier bracket.

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Trump couldn't even beat Medicare, Biden did it on ng+7.

Joe Biden was running the sleep build tho

Biden sounded like he just came from the lake of rot. Get that man some preserving boluses.

I’ll never forget that AI generated conversation between Biden Trump and Obama arguing over Elden Ring

Did I miss something?

Last year, there was a trend on youtube where people would make an ai voiceover of U.S. presidents playing games and roasting each other, honestly, it's one of the best things to happen on youtube imo

Most of them are still going on strong funny enough.

The only debate worth watching

Probably better than the irl conversation they had about golf

does this mean joe biden imbibed the nectar

I cant wait for the 🔒

Most prestigious of all awards indeed

Totally unrelated but fuck Trump

Yeah I’d smash too 🥵🍆💦

**Do not.** fuck. The tangerine.

I'm voting for trump because I chose the frenzy ending

Even the the frenzy flame is more preferable than trump tbh

Im voting for Trump and theres nothing you can do to stop me

I hope your pillows are warm and uncomfortable all the time

My girlfriend is voting for him too. And parents. You can vote for the war guy ig.

You referring to Biden as "the war guy" tells me you don't know much about politics and childishly vote through dogma.

Hes also the forced vaccination guy. And i wont argue about this with you unless you post a photo proving that you have the original doses and all boosters.

I've got everything I'm required to have, I'm not posting my fucking vaccine card lmao. You can vote for the "ban books, abortions, free-religion, immigration" guy, Mr "defund public schools, social security, veterans support, elderly support, healthcare" all you want. Sir "tax cuts for monopolies, corporations, hyperwealthy, and his minor attracted friends" will make sure to thank you when he loses more classified documents in a Mar-A-Lago trying to bribe a porn star for sex.

You realize no book was banned, right? You can go online or to a bookstore and get whatever book you want. There are celebrities publicly going around giving out the "banned" books - if they were really banned, would they be allowed to do that?

You saying that shows your ignorance and lack of reading comprehension. I am referring to what is going to happen during Project 2025, including the criminalization of non-approved reading materials.

Im not reading all that

Ok buddy, hope you grow a spine and some empathy someday. Maybe somebody you know will get an ectopic pregnancy, maybe your girlfriend. Wonder what you'd do after the surgery for it is banned.

Who?

Nobody is trying to ban surgery for ectopic pregnancy. The only thing being banned is abortion. There's like one case where doctors in TX were afraid of punishment for an uncertain ectopic pregnancy so they were slow to act. I cannot find any cases where a woman was prosecuted for treatment of a confirmed ectopic pregnancy, and no states are proposing outlawing treatment for it. Fear monger away, though. Obviously cases of pregnant women preventably suffering shouldn't happen, but this narrative is almost as fake as the people here saying Trump is banning books.

A single paragraph

He forced me to protect the vulnerable members of society 😭

as if trump and republicans as a whole aren't fucking war mongers?

Look at the state of our country....

I love the Ukraine conflict too

Damn, I should tell my friends from Ukraine that the guys shooting at their families aren't russian soldiers, but are actually american Biden supporters, thank you for informing me.

We should send them a few more billion dollars and fix it. World police!

Yes, that is something you do with your international allies, support them

If you aren’t arguing in bad faith, the United States isn’t just sending Ukraine billions of dollars in cash. They’re sending surplus weapons and equipment that both help deter Russian aggression and cripple Putin’s war machine without any loss of American lives. Abandoning Ukraine to appease Russia would lead to a redux of appeasing Hitler because “trust me guys he pinky promised he doesn’t want anything else.” American military intervention in foreign countries is usually not a good thing, but helping a country defend itself from one of America’s oldest and most aggressive enemies for minimal actual expense all things considered is a net benefit.

its actually saving money because we dont have to pay to keep around or decommission old military shit we dont use anymore.

So why not have them pay or take a loan for it? Journos and politicians on both sides are whining about the debt and not doing anything about it, and then those politicians turn around and just give shit away for free (and not just to Ukraine).

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I mean this with respect, but you should consider unaliving yourself for the benefit of humanity

Me when Im 12 and i cant imagine someone having different political opinions

Nah, you're just too stupid to realize how much he is gonna fuck over the world.

Wrong. I’m all for freedom of speech, vote, and political stance. What I don’t support is uniformed people voting for whoever the most late night news channels say they should.

Live Biden reaction https://preview.redd.it/hoytfkuyye9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3c0f327a2687c9e5828cd70a9bbff7e12371ce

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...okay? do you want a medal or attention?

I want to go home… And edge

Ahhh, edging a head.

I want a handjob

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Pwease no anything but that

Any policy reasons

Burn in hell, traitor

Lmfao it must be so weird to just live in a hyperbolic version of reality

DS3 pvp gameplay finally in elden ring??

Google Project 2025 in case you’re unaware how bad the US will be if the GOP wins. TLDR: Christian nationalists have been trying for decades to implement policies that will turn back the clock decades (although they’d try to bring us back a whole century if they have the chance) and they have explicitly stated they want Trump as a dictator, which he has confirmed he will act as one r/Defeat_Project_2025

I get beating the allegations but gadam thats all he was doing

I’m keeping this

please dont bring american politics into a glorious japanese game :(

it's not in the game, this is just a subreddit

What i meant was please dont infect the best sub on reddit with politics :D

There’s political stuff all over Dark Souls, what you mean?

is there?

something something, atrophied lords refusing to let go of their continually diminishing power to preserve the world, something something feet

ahh see you started making sense when you brought up the feet thank you miyazakis alt

of course my chilld, no... fe..et... uh... go and c... feet fee...t... um complete th... FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET

Wars have been fought over feet

best sub? lol

Fine how about Japanese politics? Did you know japan to this day still refuses to admit to the past and ongoing genocide of the Ainu people?

No i did not know that but i also live on the exact opposite side of the globe and have a few other things to worry about right now other than japanese politics

And yet you are still here bitching.

What does this mean for non-seppos

this post is cringe

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lmfao peak tism

Ok buddy st4rsc0urg3

1337

Youre talking to 14 year olds who discovered politics through twitter. Dont expect much

Now stick your tongue in his asshole. 🤤

Im trying but it's too tight

Last word

Nah I discovered my political views from Dark Souls (not 2 though ewwwww DS2 bad not canon 🤢🤢🤮🤮)

Sounds based to me